Cailee Spaeny on the set of "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery"

Cailee Spaeny on the set of "Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery"

Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery

Oh boy another twitter movie about already outdated internet culture war shit with a strong message of supporting the hecking minorities no matter what.

Now she's actually wearing diapers

The most famous white guy did it

can she have sex if she's wheelchair bound?

And the brown characters are the only noble/selfless ones. More formulaic than a damn Scooby Doo episode.

the twist is she can actually walk

Who's mom is this?

The white Stevie Wonder

hit the wall so hard she's in a wheelchair

kek

I can see a hack like Rian Johnson going for this

ableist trash

I heard Benoit Blanc will be trans in this one

i still don't understand how "knives out" became a $500 million franchise like it's some fantasy worldbuilt universe or something when it's just a gu solving murder mysteries directed by rian johnson and that's the whole premise

awe, now she's even shorter

the twist is she can actually walk

the twist is that she can walk, but it's revealed within the first 15 minutes.
I would expect a twist like:

she's playing a hardcore method actor who insists on being in a wheelchair the whole time

it's revealed to everyone at the start that she can walk

the movie goes on and the fact that she can walk gets lost somewhere in the overly complicated plot

suddenly, a character remembers that a she actually could be suspected of doing something that a wheelchair bound person couldn't do

it turns out this was all a red herring and she didn't, in fact, do that thing.

Wheelchair girls are fun as fuck.

Looks too old, they should be accentuating her cherubic qualities

I don't even hate Rian Johnson like a lot of people do, but the last Knives Out movie was genuinely awful and I expect this one will be as well

So we can rule her already out.

Wake Up Dead Man

Shes a crip shes wearing blue

Can someone tell Rian that an actually good murder mystery gives you enough information that you can guess who the killer is as the story unfolds? Bad mysteries do asspulls like “we lied and that scene you saw earlier didn’t actually happen,” and “oh yeah this thing you’d have no reason to know exists because it was never shown or talked about until the last act is actually super important.” It’s subverting expectations, sure, I get that on some level, but the expectations it subverts are of the movie being good or interesting

Goes full culture war retard out of nowhere

lol chuddies

so sick of this bitch

movie by Rian Johnson

I take it you never saw one of his "masterpieces"?

Fuck Cailee Spaeny. Fuck her feet too.

Wake Up Black Man: A Tattooed Coalburner's Mystery

Pass, and fuck off with your shill thread

yeah fuck yo colonizin ass paintin white boi

I wish

Rian did this on purpose to subvert her killer ass.

Her long hair is sexo

psycho killer caliee memed into reality

Knives Out has constant references to culture war shit and the first movie ends with the hard-working latina immigrant outsmarting the evil white rich people

this

expectations subverted

he doesn't belive in coherent writing, just writing for effect and twisting shapes to fit in

that is like that webm from star wars with the guys chasing the disabled girl in the woods

looks like a good flick!