Amazon’s CARRIE adaptation to feature Hawaiian actress in supporting role

would

sex with brown girls

They’re only casting hot young girls now
I think the sign tappers were right

Hey Disney and Amazon, I'm down for this kind of pozzed DEI!!!

No

Imagine being Vanessa Hudgens and squatting at home reading this while rent is due

Yes

Agudong is the younger sister of "Lilo and Stitch" star Sydney Agudong.

The last time they fooled me it was with Taika "Cohen" Waititi and that fat maori kid who is also a kike. Redpill me on this Agudong ancestry.

based

ive been thinking about moving to hawai based on
1. a distinct type of yellow fever for hawaian girls whenever i see one on dating apps
2. that episode of mad men about "the jumping off point" and my primal death instinct of wanting to go the end of the world and walking into the ocean

should I move there?

She's young Billie Wesker from the Resident Evil TV show.

The island natives are hostile

Like almost all “Hawaiians,” they are Filipino

Are you able to handle the heat and the humidity? Also Hawaii is by far the most expensive state in the so-called "union", something to keep in mind
Plus get ready to get a ton of various bugs, a few of them infectious, plus the sharks, rock fish, stingrays, etc lurking in the water

If you can handle all that it should be a grand old time
t. lived in the tropics for most of my youth

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Agudong

WTF kind of name is that? She cute, thoughbeit.

Maybe, but they’ve already made Carrie twice and she wasn’t ugly in either version

Brazil war would be based. Slaughtered cartel pigs with drones and breeding BBL bitches.

since nobody read the story

summer h. howell is negotiating for the lead role of carrie

It’s a veritable feast of tum

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That tweet is fake.

It’s very expensive and pretty boring

I like Hawaii but the cost is no joke. Unless you know a skilled trade there aren’t any jobs.

Would dip her right foot in Wingstop ranch and suck it all off/10

She's way too old for this role and a mother of a <1 year old mulattasian giga mutt.

Man if they are going to cast some no name hapa from Hawaii it should have been that white passing glasses zoomer with the huge tits.

She’s not an actress

Hawaii’s full, haole.

fag

AGUDONG MY FRIEND
DON'T YOU STAR IN THIS SHITTY MOVIE
YOU STUPID BITCH
YOU SHOULD BE SITTING ON MY FACE INSTEAD
OOOOOH OOOOOOH-OH

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Filipina

Nah it sucks, it's like a worse version of Florida, unless you plan on moving to some remote area you'll live in a crowded city where everything is expensive, there's no jobs, and fat loud tourists are everywhere.

I'd kill to have Angela Lansbury take a fat shit in my mouth.

She's not Hawaiian she's a peenoy

That's disgusting anon...now excuse me while I fantasize about her peeing in my mouth.

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I'm mad about this right? What should I be mad about?

Philipeenoes putting on brownface I guess....

Egotastic

What?! That site is still up?!

Sue Snell

Formerly Sneed

its from 2013