I can't think of a worse fate

i'll never understand people who don't even try to cook. he lives alone, what else does he have to do? it's fucking pathetic

I could feel worse?

Cleaning pots and pans is too much work.

he got a free ticket on the poop hole train,
think about it logically
his daughters will surely grow up to give out anal sex after the trauma of losing their father to a butt slut

because the prostitute called him and told him she wanted him to fuck her ass
so he followed his dick to do exactly that

Sure, imagine seeing yourself in a 360 mirror at all times...

most of us want more than that

How many pots and pans could you possibly need just for one person? You're just a lazy fat ass. Not to mention that there are endless one pot recipes, you have no excuse

My stepdad is currently living this life. Complains constantly he can't get any action after cheating on my mom. Alienated pretty much everyone. I feel sorry for him, but he did it to himself.

Says the faggot posting on Anon Babble, shouldn’t you be using the best of your time and crafting a table or something?