Why do zoomers think it's okay to act like this in movie theaters? Is this supposed to be funny?

why are these children acting like children during a film for children

Because they are children

they should be well behaved and not act like philistines

It isn't 1800 anymore

their parents raised them wrong

Subjective. People act differently in groups

I don't find this funny

Because you aren't the demographic for the movie

just because it's a movie for children doesn't mean it has to be shitty

It's not shitty if it brought in $300 million for the opening week. They clearly know what they're doing

zoomers are so FUCKING weird

Dey's just childrins. Dey din du nuffin, y'all!

I didn't get caught by this bait post until the last part, because unfortunately many people seem to actually believe "popular=good". If that's the case Taylor swift is the greatest artist of all time

but DOGE cut off their USAID funding

I got into a fight with two young zesty bucks at the theater about two years ago because they wouldn't get off their fucking telephones and my gf treated me like I was the bad guy after. Fuck that shit, bad behavior needs to be called out and punished because it's the only way these animals learn. Oh well she was a stupid whore anyway I hope she gets ovarian cancer and her family has to watch her die.

You probably think of yourself as really smart
This is the white zoomer equivalent of those black guys who say stuff like 'we proliferate to obfusticate and remonsterate'

everything they do is for social media

Hey guys lets go watch that stupid new minecraft movie on acid lulz

I suppose I worded it wrong. I would equate it to something like cinematic fast food. It's good for the industry that it's raking in lots of money
I didn't indicate that at all in my post. I'm just trying to get every single argument out of the way about the movie I've seen so far. Nothing about my post was hard to understand either

And people wonder why some of us don't want to go to the theater any more.

Zoomers always travel around in packs of 15 boys. The girls are just normal people. They don't even deserve the derogatory term "zoomer."

we proliferate to obfusticate and remonsterate

duuddee that phrase is so fucking badass ngl
i love whne rappers say sentences with a ton of words they don't understand it's funny

I saw Princess Mononoke today in theaters and it was just old people and some quiet weebs.

That happens under democrat presidents. When Biden got "elected," I thought, "here we go again." Sure enough, it was just like the Obama years.

A wild pack of broccoli heads and nary a hot zoomette for me to take from them in sight... What a terrifying thought. Disgusting.

No one's inviting your fat ass to a movie theater lmao

It’s obviously all staged

because they're children

nope i've seen 8 year olds with better manners than these bitches maybe you should teach your "children" to not act like a fucking asshole in public

My girlfriend got mad at me because I yelled at like a 14 year old. I did not get laid that night

should have yelled at her

They're in groups with their friends and are already aware of the jokes about this online. They're definitely not going to behave. This is why theatres are starting to ban children from watching the movie unless they have parental supervision

Sounds like a chance for us older Anons to make some side cash. "Hey little boy, give me $20 and I'll say I'm your Daddy so you can watch Minecraft." What could go wrong?

this thread

Why are millenitards so joyless and pretentious?

They are acting like Indians though in this clip

They likely have older cousins and siblings who can take them. Go think of some other hustle.

wypipo will do shit like this then blame us black folx when we season the theater

meanwhile, the following morning:

TikTok story-time: I, a literal 17 year old child, was GROOMED and RAPED by Anon when he bought me a movie ticket

Yes, also the filmed already has his camera out for “fake outrage” posting

That’s right baby you’re so mature for your age. Cmon I’ll take you downtown in my car and we’ll have some adult fun, I’ll buy you some booze.

it's a generation defining moment

How about you get a job you fucking weirdo.

this has to be manufactured lmao

Good morning Zaars!

literal pederasts lmao

No. Give me $20 I'm your daddy.

Because we're adults and not retarded toddlers.

How is that not a job? You are performing a service for money. I don't go under the bridge where you work and slap the punk's cock outta your hand and say it's not a real job, lay off my side hustle.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZtNwHdCsAg0

Children should behave. If your child is acting like a retard they should be corrected. Retard children grow up to be retard adults. I can tell you're young because you're retarded and no one corrected your retard behavior. You're also a faggot.

implying i get paid

Why do zoomers think it's okay to act like this in movie theaters? Is this supposed to be funny?

The adults are busy marching on the capitol and burning down cities in protests. Maybe set a better example and the kids wont turn out like that

Zoomoids brains are so rotten by the microwaves from their itoddler phones that they can't even tell the difference between an obvious joke and actual chomos

Sad!

adult is when you seethe at teenagers having fun and watches some pretentious farthouse crap with a concrete expression on face and hand on a chin

No, that's a loser who gets avoided by everyone in th neighborhood.

tranny sodomite "i-it was just a joke!" cope

Oh. I apologize, I will never look down on someone who is in it for the love of the game.

I'm a millennial going on 40 and I think that shits pretty funny. I'd never be in a Minecraft movie theater room but if I was I'd have gone monkë right along with the bros

Retarded broccoli nigger that probably wears his sister's clothes and blasts his bussy to Spottemgottem can't tell that someone saying that older men should charge little boys to take them to the movies is a joke and is a tranny

Sad! Shouldn't you be shining your black stepfather's Air Jordans there shortpants?

I'm well behaved. Like I said in this post it would be difficult for children to behave normally under unique circumstances like the atmosphere of the Minecraft movie where 80% of them are probably underage and have seen the jokes of this online. Requiring parental supervision to view the film will likely calm the theatres down and several theatres are already doing this

i dont understand the chicken jockey refernce

Gen Z has no respect because they've been living their lives wrapped in bubble wrap.

Same. I played mineycrafta for a few hours a few years back too. I called it gay and my nephew cried and I got yelled at by his mom.

Anything I didn't understand I just assumed was a reference to some youtuber

You're a subhuman or white trash. Zero exceptions. Literal chimp behavior.

No cap, when I was watching this movie in theaters and this scene came on, the entire theater shouted the words "CHICKEN JOCKEY" in perfect unison. It was glorious

There is nothing to get. You say the phrase and people laugh. That’s it.

2pbp, western society is doomed

I didn't understand jack shit about any of that shit. I only watched it for based Momoa and the Sneed girl you guys are always making threads about. I was honestly pleasantly surprised by the film and how they kept the sassy black woman to a minimum.

My fellow zoomers realize that you would have to be retarded to enjoy slop like the Minecraft movie, so they fully embrace acting like retards so that they can maximize their enjoyment. When everything in your environment is horrible and fake the only way to engage with it positively is to let yourself also become horrible and fake.
I'm guilty of it. Me and my buddies dressed up as Ryan Gosling characters and went to see a double feature of Barbie and Oppenheimer. The experience of doing that was more entertaining than the films.

Did you suck eachothers dicks after too?

It's okay because the entire consumer industry is dead without them

Even more reason to genocide them all.

People keep saying movie theaters are dead and worry about the, belong open much longer even though they get packed when big event movies like this come along

we wore suits to see the minions
t. also a zoomer

Not everyone enjoys big "event" movies like this. The people who think movie theaters are dying are likely people who like movies other than event movies.

Don't zoomers call each other gay or something? Back in the day, if you dared to say you liked nintendo games and you were not playing GTA, EA sports games, call of duty and gran turismo you would be gay as fell. Anime was fucking gay. What the hell happened? They even say zoomers don't drink?

Yeap, but after swallowing it you have to say, "no homo, bro".

this only happens in america

Yes.

That's a hate crime that will get you canceled with their kind. Everyone on your tiktok will say you are no longer bussin frfr.

The harpies teaching these kids would have a conniption if you dared to utter something they thought was offensive to minorities and gays. Zoomer behaviour is easily understandable when you realize they're forced to be around mentally ill millennial women all day.

they do call each other gay but it's a compliment

Zoomers always travel around in packs of 15 boys

KEK this is so fucking true however that part about girls isn't true at least in my cunt.Zoometes in group also act like literal monkeys and swear like truck drivers,I don't know what the fuck is up,I blame the nigger culture thing and idolizing trap stars

I made money once, and it was awful!

Lmao fuck off. You cant be for real. You never hanged out with the guys and did retarded shit when you were younger? Dont tell me you were the weird loner kid.

MOOOOOOOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN!

Im pretty sure zoomers dont say gay and retarded, as they unironically think its extremely offensive and politically incorrect. Can a zoomer confirm?

Whoring yourself on chinese spyware is normal, chud!

I think the "R-word" is making a comeback

There is a massive difference between hanging out with friends and doing what these animals are doing. Shut the fuck up you subhuman garbage.

There's that, yes. But what affects me is how people behave in public. Zoomettes act normal in public.

Teenagers are le... rowdy?

Oy vey dis is like anuddah shoah. What's up with all these angry old men yelling at youths threads?

God forbid young people having fun

It’s marketing. You are in a commercial right now.

Based, wagies better clean it up for the next show!

Youth is wasted on the young. Disgusting goycattle, may Allah and Jesus form a buddy cop duo and smite them all.

Its fucking harmless. Youre talking like theyre killing people. Clean the popcorn up wagie.

this only happens in america

NOOOOOOO, not le heckin corporinos!!!!

t. The faggot fun police

Oh wow, I hope the Education Connection lady and the Folgers incest girl don't show up and force me to have sex with them that would be awful!

Pisslam sucks.

Subhumans. You live in shit because you choose to.

ok, it happens in america and the UK because the UK absorbs the culture due to no language barrier

I mean yea honestly fuck 'em lol, I worked in an AMC when I was 15-16. I know what it's like and we didn't care. It's not big of a deal. If you're an adult cleaning a movie theater as a living, then yes you're a loser wage cuck and I laugh at the life you lead.

Sweep it up, jannie. Make your $13/hr

Agreed, but you can't expect Jesus to do all the work by himself.

Don't you have some cartoon children to tickle your nub over or something? Past your bedtime anyway, gramps

when I was a teen I'd take my girlfriend and we'd spent the whole movie making out.
Zoomers are gay as fuck and this is not normal teenager behavior. This is nigger behavior.

When I was a teenager we behaved like animals then did our fucking in new development house skeletons, the backseat of my car, and on school playgrounds well after midnight and after we had our rowdy fun with the bros.

If you don't act like a subhuman you jerk off to cartoon children

Holy shit you are retarded.

It's not that you dint participate in this kind of fun, it's the way you're seething so hard lmao you just give off that molesto vibe

Do you remember the names of all the guys you were having sex with in derelict buildings or were there so many that it was just a blur?

Do you remember the names of all the guys you were having sex with in derelict buildings or were there so many that it was just a blur?

And you give off the vibe of someone with a room temperature IQ that will have a miserable career slinging burgers to myself and my well behaved children.

I own 2 homes and a sailboat, but go ahead, continue

Heheh I got him T, you hear what I said? Heheheh.

The social event of the year and you're missing out.

No you don't. Even if you did it's just proof you can't buy class.

I've noticed this hasn't happened at any theaters in my pro gun open carry state. Weird.

Just wait to see what gets popular as jeets expand

Stealing old comebacks aka joke thievery, what a mind you possess.

Ma'am this is a Wendy's drive-thru.

they're fimling something for their tiktoks y'all old and cringe

If I was there they would be filming something for liveleak.

Kek

zoomer here, the chicken jockey and several other lines were heavily parodied on tiktok for being cringy but we're a retarded generation so what was mocked became funny in le post-ironic way and the movie will make a billion. this video is also from tiktok

Kill your local zoomer.

zoomer here

Zoomers arent welcome on Anon Babble. Leave. And kill yourself, zoomer reprobate. Only good zoomer is a dead zoomer, even gen alpha already runs circles around you

Pretty sure zoomers make up the majority of traffic on this site, old man

Why would you be shitting your pants out of fear?

Try that again with proper punctuation and sentence structure and I'll be happy to tell you how much of a faggot you are.

Those guys go to every screening just for this moment.

because they are basically niggers

even gen alpha already runs circles around you

toddler hands made this post. gen alpha is even worse because they all grew up on phones and tablets

That's why our women love them?

Everything you hate about blacks is because of single mothers.

their putrid smells too?

Man, and I thought capeshit was bad. Is this the new era of meme movies watched ironically to post retarded shit on tiktok?
Is this the future of cinema?

acting like children

trashing a theater is acting like a children?
maybe when you throw bad parenting in the mix, yeah

Americans worship nig*ers. American culture is ni*ger culture.

that 40 yr old guy removing his shirt and throwing shit to the screen next to a pack of teenagers doing so

yeah do that, please, I can't wait for reading the headlines

Average age on this site is early 30s. We created this site and you aren't even guests, you and your ilk are fucking pests that need to be exterminated from existence. As for gen alpha, despite growing up with ipads (like zoomers) they have a better chance since they are still under the age of 13.

This is exactly what the jews want. White people acting as niggers. Curious how the most financially successful musical artist of our time is a black rapper, huh?

The broccoli hair is starting to change their DNA

Dont tell me you were the weird loner kid.

a weird loner kid in here? shocking

You would think all the trolls on Anon Babble would be all for IRL trolling instead of being boomer contrarians

They need each other to feel secure. They get hugely aggressive if you’re older and bigger than them, but one threat sends the entire group running. Surreal experience.

retard

But they are awkward pussies too. No? So they are like awkward pussy blacks? How does that work?

NOOOOOOO THEY'RE JUST LE HECKIN HAVIN A GOOD TIME, CHUD

gramps liveleak closed 10 years ago

i want to fugg those shirtless guys

I'm extremely disappointed in zoomers, I thought they were better than this.

I just watched the Minecraft movie, legit shocked by how entertaining it was.

Just say "nigger", nigger.

Why is that

Yeah I mean it's not like they were put in front of big and small screens that are essentially electric jews for their entire lives.

So what exactly is a zoomer? They party less, they drink less, gay is not an insult for them, don't smoke cigarettes but do elfbars... minecraft, gachas and twitch?

Millenial parenting

I liked the part with the barely inuendo'd gay sex scene between the two fat hairy old men.

They live for the sake of going viral on instagram and tiktok. Everyone already holding their phone ready to capture it. It's just a matter who is the fastest zoom zoom to upload it to the instatok slop.

obsessed millenials mindbroken by zoomers having fun YET AGAIN

do you have nothing else to discuss?

A piece of popcorn landed near me at the theater, all zoomers need to be shipped to el salvador and have their broccoli hair shaved off.

Its turned the Finns social. God knows the effect its having in other nations

This but unironically.

ywn be a 12 year old applauding the fat man on the screen saying "I AM STEVE" and throwing popcorn everywhere

why live

they are children

Zoomers are a generation of those “little” fetishists. They are nearing 30 and still declare themselves children. Gen alpha are all underage. You zoomers are nearing 30 act like adults cringelord

Each generation is increasingly poisoned by xenoestrogens and microplastics, zoomers are the first generation where the this poisoning is strong enough to prevent functional human development

Anyone else playing Minecraft again after this movie? I started up my save I hadn't played for over a year and trying to find my old bases. Came across a village and some new stuff the game has added.

I can see why Minecraft still is popular because they keep updating it.

It’s just a very inorganic shill campaign

are you playing the 1.21.5 version?

yes the latest version

We need a Anon Babble server now

it needs to allow cracked versions too.

It's all performative. Everything Gen Z does is through the lens of a social media post.

Considering the disgusting price of cinema tickets today they probably need to make the most of it or it's a massive waste.

If the black woman was removed from the movie the plot wouldn't change at all.

kids are having fun

we almost chimped out like this for the phantom menace

I urge you to kill youe local zoomer. Kill your zoomer siblings.

They are the worst of both worlds.

Blacks literally aren't human

nooooooo you're NOT supposed to express your amusement you have to BEHAVE or else I will call you a nigger online because I'm too afraid to call you out IRL!

trips of truth

I unironically did way worse than this with my bros for the Rambo 4 release when I was in high school

ive never even played minecraft before

Me own fookin blood never played blockies. He never cured a fookin zombie.

Fook me lad, I gotta get this straight. We gotta have a fookin word mate.

Me farder used to beat me black n' blue lad. Black 'n fookin blue. And your tellin' me you never fookin played blockies.

I need a fookin pint lad. I'm goin' t' pub.

You did this is WI. I know who you are. You are the same guys that fucked up the bathrooms at the local strip club and McDonalds during your discord camping meetups. Next time I see you I'm calling the police

taylor swift?

Weirdo freaks hiding their homosexual lust for teenage boys behind tryhard unfunny "jokes"

old fat balding guys feel threatened and fantasize about shooting kids for messing around during a child's movie

kek

same zoomer ysertday was telling us how his entire generation isn't into talking about girls or sex either, and doing so would get you called a "creep"

I was walking down the street in my sleeveless vest like I do in the summer and some teenage boys wolf whistled at me.

I took it as a joke and laughed but later on I walked past them again and one was giving me a creepy smile stroked my arm as I walked past.

Times they are a changing.

Hitler once said America's culture was half black, half Jewish and that such a nation could not survive. Boy, he wasn't fucking kidding lmao.

Hitler is dead, Germany is dying and America is currently taking everyones money and upsetting the entire global markets.

I'd say he was a tad wrong.

lol. lmao

You're an idiot

dood is just their hecking environment!!!

niggers are barely human beings…It has nothing to do with them being raised by a single mother or not

this was hard for me to visualize ngl lol. you didnt say what are you doing or something as he approached you? i dont even

sees kids having a good time

HOW DO I MAKE THIS ABOUT RACE??????

I literally said I was walking past as he did it.

Why are zoomers ruining the movie theater experience?

Ok dumb dumb, lets spoonfeed you so your shrunken brain can understand this:

1.) Jews take lots of power by having lots of money
2.) Jews believe all other races are stupid barn animals
3.) White people biggest #1 threat to their power grab
4.) They use alluring aspects of negroid subhuman culture to destroy white virtues and work ethic
5.) Whites no longer a threat
Do you see now? Does it make sense?

Them being retarded on average doesn’t help, but he’s not wrong, this happens to every race. You’re a retard if you don’t think a strong father figure doesn’t prevent you from being maladjusted. It’s compounded even more by the fact that most black moms are shitty unemotional parents on average too.

the answer would get me a 3 day ban

But grown white men fighting at sports games not subhuman good yes

no you see, kids having fun in a movie theatre is actually a part of the grand jewish plan to heckin enslave whites or whatever!

log off for a day buddy, get some air

get your head out of your ass you fucking zogbot. Look around you

why are rightoids this obsessed with jews?

Post hand

Completely fucked over by history

About to be sent out to die in another pointless brother war

If I were a Zoomer, I would riot every single day

if I reduce things down to ridiculous simplicity that somehow proves my argument

your "argument" is literally

the sun rises because jews want whites to have more melanin and therefore turn into niggers!

Brazilification.

brainlet here, what would the boomers do with the wealth. invest it? pass it down? why dont they?

most of it is in the housing that went like 500% up in worth in the last 50 years.

why dont they?

they hate everyone and love themselves

how would you get that wealth into our pockets? could big changes happen in 20-30 years? sorry for all the questions im genuinely curious

When they die the state takes half of it as inheritance tax and then gives it to the remaining billionaires as subsidies and government contracts. The children are usually spoilt brain dead retards so they don't reinvest it and keep the wealth, instead they buy hedonistic luxury products as the next generation devolves to upper middle class and poorer.

Yes, that is literally his argument. You are very intelligent.

ishowspeed the epitome of nigger hype freakout scream

the whitest kids as far as ireland all mimic him and fanboy him like crazy in MASSIVE mobs

not putting the tinfoil hat on just yet but this hype shit is pretty clear as day

Im a zoomer and have been playing genshin impact daily for years. Every single daily. Never got into minecraft though. Might check it out. I love the anime aesthetics

speed is entertaining, therefore has fans
nothing out of the ordinary

barking like dogs and clawing at his car like he's michael jackson is pretty strange. you ignore the part where these kids speak ebonics when they converse with him. go watch his travel videos, from a chink in china to ireland they all act the same

Medusa snake hair

Easter Island head and nostril shape

Minotaurian features

How are blacks not the monsters and demons spoken of throughout history?

fans act like fans

ok, what now

fans act like the person they meet

kek imagine 12 year olds coming up to elvis mumbling for an autograph
didnt happen

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(You)

im a zoomer and I admit that they acted like negroes but at the same time I think its funny

You just know some of them shit on the floor somewhere

youtube.com/watch?v=oNS8PHxWdp8

9:33:41

all the chinks barking like the doggies that they are

lmfao. insane. bark for me dogs

it's not a zoomer issue, it's a 3rd world country one, people were posting clips of pajeets and amerimutts having mini riots and throwing shit at the screen during the last avengers movie.

This is the next evolutionary step for slop: make some absurd deep-fried shit popular on Tiktok and people will flock to watch your low effort crap "ironically" to repeat the meme that you manufactured.

Oh, it's all fun and games...for now...

make it popular on tiktok

minecraft has always been popular and predates tiktok by like six or seven years.

I'm talking about the YTP style compilations of Jack Black just saying the names of things from the games in a weird voice, which is the reason why people are going to see the movie and saying the lines along with him.

Young people today barely pass military fitness and mental tests.

Theaters are dead grandpa. Why do you care about the fate of a place you never go anymore?