What the fuck were they thinking

This movie makes no sense because it broke a rule, they unequivocally, indisputably showed that magic is real and that there was an actual demon in-world, fact.
That 100% justifies the mom, and that makes the MC 100% on the wrong

they know that all the deaths happened on a girls 14th birthday

the boss detective daughter is literally about to turn 14

Are they fucking retarded?

yeah the plot wasnt great, and what? its worth a watch for nic cage, also i liked the atmosphere

It was okay. There are movies with worse endings. Like THE GAME

yeah first half good or so

This was so fucking bad I had diarrhoea

UNMAKE ME!
youtube.com/watch?v=zLp29WxXMpM Honestly this hit too close

Kino

"everyone DIES... and that's... le FUCKED UP!!"
Why is neon writing blank checks to this self fellating hack

that scene where the forensics experts have the doll on the medical table examining it

At the end the MC info dumps literally everything and spells out anything the audience would naturally piece together

This shit was so dumb. The only reason anyone pretends to care about is because it’s Le heccin Nic Cagerino acting Crazyrino slop # 6343 BOGGED edition

devils do devil thing

fucking retarded zoomers : "noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! you can't do illogical evil things because shitflix told me demons and satans are just misunderstood reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Also top 3 of 2024

You can’t have Nic Cage be Nic Cage as the spooky villain. It just can’t work by playing it straight. It completely took me out of it being “spooky”

Med.

browns can't understand this movie

Im trans btw

Actually decent imo

Funny how that one wasn't even discussed here.

it was really good, but the story was probably the worst element and gets pretty rough by the end

retarded fucking zoomerdroids now insist every demons and ghosts in occult movies should be logical, rational, reasoning, and pedantic Mephistopheles

Now I get it why every zoomerslops, lowfantasy,isekaislops is 1~2/10 at best, fucking zoomers.

I liked the movie. Whatever.

The director of this movie forces atmosphere on us and it never feels warranted or earned. I had the exact same problem with The Blackcoats Daughter where he thinks lots of wide shots of snow covered fields of grass and empty hallways can just be thrown into the movie as "atmosphere". it feels fake and phony.

Silence of the Lambs + The X-Files + Seven

schizo shitting his huggies over things nobody is posting about or criticizing the movie for

Meds! Meds!!

MC

cringe

schizo

go back to shitube, pedro

I’m trans btw

maek silence of the lambzi movie because thriller horror is cheap and make money

this redeemed movie

supernatural horror post early 80s all suck. we are more savvy than back then, only retards get spooked by le supernatural.

If you’re not from the United States, you know you don’t matter and that’s why the foreigner garbage people don’t want flags on boards like Anon Babble or Anon Babble.

mfw finding out trannies got triggered like crazy by this film to the confusion of everyone else

normal people just saw Longlegs as Nic Cage being Nic Cage

trannies apparently saw themselves (stringy hair, fake voice, weird face) and thought the character was some kind of attack on trans people

incidentally I found out the black guy in this movie was 60 years old, what the actual fuck

trannies got triggered like crazy by this film

I didn't even know about this. Now I like the movie even more.

they also got triggered by silence of the lambs even though both the film and book explicitly say that buffalo bill is not a real troon and is just a sick murderer who wears womens skin but they cant get the reality out of their head that 99% of them are just men w/AGP and practice womanface
and its funny given the whole troon epidemic the most vocal ones are MTF trying to be in womens spaces and you never hear FTM ones bitching about not being accepted which leads me to believe its mass psychosis from already mentally unstable people whove been given copium treatments since like psychopaths there is no working treatment

why was the devil helping the autism hoe find nic cage

Rob Ager said this movie was the shittiest movie of the year

Who?

incidentally I found out the black guy in this movie was 60 years old, what the actual fuck

Black don't crack

A white film critic. Whiter than the Indian shills paid to praise it

British

Nope.

That was the point. Just like "Cabin In The Woods" the question is "Should you sacrifice a few people each year to save 8 billion?

I liked Longlegs but I walked out of the theater during The Monkey. It maybe had 20 minutes left but my patience was gone.

>British

Nope.

literally who

A youtuber who does video essays.

dropped

Now remember: you hate the living. Most especially women. Because they have the organs that you wish that you had. So you want to make a suit out of them.

click on YouTube reviewer

hear bonglish/scottish/irish/aussie accent

Immediately turn it off

You can’t go wrong with this system.

now I get it why this kino overhated

youtube recommended me a video about htis movie out of the blue. eh, not sure its a random thing. hehe. damn. I'll have to ask tech if there is a link

literallywho youtube "critic"

ywnbaw

Sorry zoomie, but “it was all in theyre head all along!” Fucking sucks

I wouldn’t say it always sucks, but internet fan theories have ruined it because that’s basically what they all boil down to.