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Red Letter Media RLM Minecraft
Looks like Mike's back on the sauce. Jay looks ill too
pretends everything is normal after last night's posts on twitter
fuck them, seriously disappointed in them for even doing that
Kek they walked out of the theater halfway through
1 view
they loved it
Fuck.
Mike plays minecraft with "a kid"
What did he mean by that?
Bring back Pre Rec Jack you hack fraud
mike seethes about people eating popcorn in the theater, can’t imagine him in a theater with zoomers doing rocky horror picture show stuff with a movie about a videogame
Well this video basically confirms the rumors are true. Holy shit.
They didn't watch the entire thing
Cowards
now this is shilling.
Who ever is RLM in this thread you’re all fat and gay and Milwaukee
QRD?
Mike is a snoodfag
Wtf??
le prequelhaters who ruined star wars's chance of having good sequels
Don't care. Buy an Ad.
The prequels still aren't good even if disneywars sucked more.
Leaving early seems lame
Better than Space Cop or creature cucks whatever the fuck that terrible movie they made was called
This is the movie they review lmao
they did that like a decade ago with a Transformers movie. or one watched the first half and the second guy watched the second half and they compared notes
we did not watch the entire film
ok based
Jay does know there are white mexicans, correct? Thats not a big deal
And its all you need.
Minecraft HITB before The Batman HITB
based based based
yeah, unironically
Literal fucking frauds. Review this but not The Batman? Fuck these faggots.
fpbp
Leave halfway through
Talk about how the movie probably ended and sucked
Liken it to a Mattel board game
More made up imagined studio notes
Sad
Mike hated Barbie
So he's an incel now?
wearing sunglasses indoors
Is he on coke?
didn't even bother watching the whole they're reviewing
these hacks get lazier by the day
effortlessllly
effortllalLal
effort el el
effortlessly
is he drunk?
The only white Mexicans in Hollywood are Martin Sheen and that guy from Psych.
Who?
is martin sheen actually mexican? now charlie sheen makes more sense to me
they're too good for the movie! so glad they left the theatre. i'm too good for it too and we (me and the men in the video discussing the Minecraft Movie) will never watch the entire thing, because we're just better than other people (the people who watched the Minecraft Movie).
love this YouTube video!
Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez and his sons Carlos and Emilio
wearing sunglasses indoors. what does it mean bros?
I knew about estevez but damn. Didnt know about the sheens. Charlie sheen with his greaser haircut, bowling shirts, and cocaine habit all comes together now
So I can watch you weave then breathe your story lines.
Yes, I too drive to the movie theater and pay to watch a film only to walk out and drive home.
symmetric red marks on Mike's cheeks
Is it lupus.
tempted to go see it anyway just to buy a bucket of fried zucchini at the kinoplex
your childhood was shit
shut the fuck up
They've sort of won me back over with the theme park and recommendation
They can't avoid commenting on the controversy forever.
no pun intended
Based. Absolutely zassed....
My childhood raped your childhood
You forget the greatest of both of them. Joseph Estevez
I am beginning to regret allowing these guys to spoil my childhood enjoyment of the Star Wars prequels. In retrospect, they were decent movies, and these guys just seem like they want to feel superior to others by acting like they're too cool for things that others enjoy.
It would be stupid to comment on it.
Just let the lawyers deal with it and most people won't care.
get memory holed kid
muh plot
These guys are such faggots.
what controversy? the black woman in the movie?
KEK
rare prequel w
15 minutes
we only watched half of this movie because we both decided it was bad months ago
5 minutes
i am old and don't know what video games are and i don't care because i am old
10 minutes
jack black is a sellout and modern hollywood only cares about IPs
2 minutes
random thoughts on the actual content of the movie in between chugging alcohol and bitching
saved you a watch
This may very well be the worst video they've ever made and I'm counting their movie. I don't care if you didn't like the movie, at least have something to say if you're going to make a video. More than half of this can be shortened to
i am so smug and self-righteous i didn't even have to watch a movie to know it's bad
It's actually bizarre how often they keep repeating that and they both do it throughout. Genuinely a pathetic display of an old man getting mad that a thing he doesn't understand exists while he gives passes to all the slop made of his own childhood media.
They didn't even watch the whole thing.
50% of this is not about Minecraft: The Movie
holy fuck these middle aged men didn't like the minecraft movie?
am i right in guessing that neither of these men have children? it seems like they can't grasp that sometimes a movie is just supposed to be stupid and fun.
if they have children i'm worried for them. imagine growing up with a father who autistically and harshly reprimands you when he finds out you watched the wrong star wars movies at your friend's sleepover party.
As always, good video.
middle aged losers that never played minecraft before don't care about the minecraft movie
Holy shit!
Didn't watch the whole thing
Fuck these old ass crusty boomers, day of the pillow soon.
Can someone screencap a frame of Jay smiling in this video and put the finger pointing up emoji next to his head and post here please?
mike hated the barbie movie
UH BASED ALERT?!
jason mamoa is a Billy Mitchell character
wtf I want to see the minecraft movie now?
Yeah the stupid and fun no politics silliness is a genre but it doesn’t have to be pure garbage
am i right in guessing that neither of these men have children?
You can't make kids the way Jay has sex.
it seems like they can't grasp that sometimes a movie is just supposed to be stupid and fun.
didn't even watch the whole film
most of the video is them crying about how most movies aren't some pretentious farthouse over and over
"ironically" brainstorm ideas for random IP movies, with an "ironic" please-hire-us joke
Embarrassing lmao
It used to be they'd watch a bad movie to make fun of it. Now they don't watch a bad movie because they're too good for it.
They barely watch the re:View movies they’re supposed to be doing retrospectives on
AVGN’s audience revolted against him when he did that one year during Monster Madness, yet RLM fans slurp the shit down eagerly
He’s lying, there’s no tweets
This was more of a podcast than an actual review
HAND OVER THE LAVA CHICKEN, STEVE
real minecraft review here:
youtube.com
Yeah, which was good because you don't really need a review for minecraft
I'm pissing BLOOD, Jay
when hes not playing mr plinkett these two are so boring on their own, like watching random podcasters talk about shit
this guy is for npc's
I'm tired of these faggot frauds
how you want your hair, senpai?
Give me the "bald eagle perched and at rest"
I got you senpai
2 men kissing le bad!!
this entire video seems like the epitome of "i didn't even try actually so your criticism can't hurt me!"
the lazy attempts at "comedy" (bottle opener as VCR repair tool, throwing it and joking about it flying into the air forever) are not just painful to watch, but insulting.
them walking out of the theatre midway through the film is agonizing to envision due to the incomprehensible sef-congratulatory aura smugness and self-satisfaction. just imagine those grown adults rudely making their way past families and children who are trying to enjoy the movie, accidentally knocking over their popcorn buckets and sodas with their disgusting obesity.
i have more contempt for these men than i do for the mineslop they're pretending to be too good for.
take it easy
it's not that deep bro. also the prequels were never good.
Timestamp?
you get mad, they get paid
Mike recommends the movie saying the effects are fine and it's charming
what the fuck
you struck a nerve anon, well done. they are both in this thread.
03:07
KNEEL
3:17
These are the best posts ITT. I collected them for you.
LMAO
Movie reviewers
Don’t finish watching the movie
They literally have one job and they are too fucking lazy to even do that
prequels are shit.
Mike likes it
YOU DON'T SAY
no batman
die
Sodomy should be a capital offence
many such cases
tipping your hand there Mike
Based
why is this the only thread defending the minecraft movie
are you guys really that contrarian that you feel the need to defend it just because reddit letter media shat on it?
second video in a row
They're moviebob tier
watches only half the movie
leaves a half-assed review for a half-assed movie
Based RLM.
They watched half the movie and the movie review stopped half way through the video
I disagree.
Moviebob reviewed the movie. He pretended it was good because he read some chud on reddit saying it was bad.
Every other thread is defending the Minecraft movie cause WB shills are on overdrive
no they can't grasp that studios are finally competently piecing together their cynical cash grab movies and somewhat following RLM's line of reasoning on how such movies should be put together
it's the old
"poor box office earnings coerce them to create strong movies, strong movies create good box office, strong box office creates weak nepo/agenda pushing movies, and incompetent movies create poor box office earnings.”
marvel slop is also attempting to pivot back with all the woke trash tanking the brand
buy an ad bob
I...... am Bob
If you think bob would pay to get advertised on this nazi site then you do not know the man.
you can't own me because i don't care about anything
You may not like it but this is peak gen x ethos.
Holy shit. I remember when these guys were the only ones on the internet who criticized new movies in a sea of fake smile shills. What the fuck happened?
Why are RLM so dismissive of anything targeted at children?
The Minecraft Movie isn't the best example of something to try and defend, but RLM in general write off kids movies as never having any artistic merit and not being worth their time
There are children starving
Some in Africa
they got old, and mike's going senile
did the thing i throw land anywhere?
i forgot i was wearing these
Plinkett won Lucas lost prequelfags burn your favorite movies are completely worthless dogshit and Mike recommends you watch the fucking Minecraft movie before seeing the Star Wars prequels HAHAHA
the writers of space cop think they can write a better movie
They didn’t even watch all of it what the heck??
Hi Bob
Jack replaced by Jack
Josh replaced by Josh
Who are next?
Speaks volumes, doesn't it?
Mike has "lost the plot", as the kids are saying.
Jay is just going along with it because this is how he makes his living.
Mike hates the Barbie movie
kek
It's true. I am... moviebob
Obsessed. Also, better than space cop kek
mike really does have shit taste
-insert brain here-
Mike "losing the plot" is on brand for Mike. It's not like he's ever been some kind of incisive critic of current day. He's living in Ghost Adventures and TNG land, and that's just the way we like him
LUCAS LOST PLINKETT WON
Go back
Did they bitch about the movie theater experience again?
They're just unhappy that movies they dont like exist and wanted to talk about it, pretty much like every 2nd thread here.
is there an actual kool aid movie or is it a joke
Sad to see how far RLM has fallen they feel the need to bring in a professional voice actor with actual talent to carry their videos these days. Prequels won
It's a real movie
It's a kids movie, kids will love it, but of course 40 year old movie reviewers won't, they don't even know what minecraft is.
I've seen the movie and it's not great but it's fine, completely average kids movie.
Do they do griefing in the movie? Are griefing nazis the big main bad guys?? Do they make swastikas and cobblstone columns everywhere all over everything?? Is the bad guy an xraying cobblestone griefing nazi??
Prequels lost Plinkett won
Yeah after mike forgot to get 3D glasses for the movie and could you believe he had to wait in line for a pair. Movie theaters are DYING
Hey, stop trolling, griefer.
They loved it
Kek they are such mindless shills
Wait till he gets to Argentina
Why do you retards always feel the need to give attention to faggots who would otherwise go unnoticed and would be forgotten.
Loved it so much they stopped talking about the movie half way through the video
It's crazy seeing how old they look. One thing that always made me sad was imagining having to see youtubers grow genuinely old, and these guys finally have gray hair and wrinkles now.
DO THEY KILL THE ENDER DRAGON???
Their lack of April's fools day video this year was the last straw for me.
I like Moviebob. I probably watched him while you were in diapers. You don't need to try so hard to fit in, you fucking faggot.
Gimmicks aside this is just sad and weird pandering. After all the numerous interesting releases these past few years they do this bs
I like Moviebob. I probably watched him while you were in diapers.
Fuck off.
see RLM thread
read replies
prequelfags show up out of nowhere seething
every time
It's the woody allen disease. They could've been the next siskel and ebert but make no academic attempts to be seen seriously
Not even denying it lol. Suck my cock you alphoid faggot retard.
*awkward face camera zoom with a sliding whistle sound*
leaving half way through
And these fuckers call themselves reviewers. Imagine stealing your subscribers hard earned money and doing a half assed job. I don't pay $50 dollars a month to hear them review half a movie. That's fucking robbery. I'm considering cancelling my subscription after this, but I'll still keep the members block.
Yms has ruined everything
Rich married his daughter?
It's free to subscribe retard. They aren't stealing anything from you, you CHOSE to watch the video. Who gives a shit if they left a kid's movie early? A half-assed movie DESERVES a half-assed review. Plane and simple.
Occasionally I get slapped with a sense of time and notice how much older my parents, friends and body looks. I don’t like it. I never realised I will feel like the same kid into adulthood
no. The big baddy is a piglin sorceress hellbent on getting the portal cube or whatever. I’m assuming the ender dragon will be in the obvious second one source: just came back from a screening with my adhd 10 year old,
the main girl is 20 but looks 12
Mike gets the appeal
I like Mike calling jack black a sellout. He hasn’t gotten enough backlash for how he treated Kyle
magine stealing your subscribers hard earned money and doing a half assed job
You know what? At this point I blame the morons who pay for their patreon. Yeah RLM makes shit content but you know what? It's the idiots who are happy to donate their own money so Mike can buy shitty toys that's the problem. People living vicariously through this garbage thinking it makes them friends. People who have no common sense.
Oh you're one of those lmao
Mike watches half the movie and says it's clichéd and shitty
"yeah i would recommend it it was charming lol"
fa/tv/ermin ACTUALLY TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY
LMAO
Your writing style is the exact same as the mod on Jay's discord. Keep shilling for your friend simulators FOR FREE.
That's Gen X's rot for you. They're the kind of people you see in Kevin Smith trash. A bunch of irony soaked cynics who don't want to be seen caring about things.
Lol Mike said he thinks Snood looks 12
capitalizing to punctuate emphasis is now a unique writing habit.
Toys and ghost house tour vacations. That was insulting. Do more vids and reviews or at least put more research into films on re:view ffs it's bad when youtubers with ACTUAL full time jobs upload more consistently and just as much editing done by themselves. Jay is lazy AF
Stuckmann won. RLM fucking lost.
It amazes me how there are still people on here who are genuinely asshurt about being "betrayed" by some movie reviewers on the internet.
She looks her age. Mike needs glasses
It's tradition here bro
Mike has his own custom made 3D glasses. Technically they’re goggles
Even if Anon Babble likes something they will be inflammatory about it. The fact they get a thread made for every video makes me think Anon Babble secretly fucks with them
When you get older everyone look the same. Like, when you were 10, the 8th grade kids looked like giants. But then fast forward 10 years and 6 year olds and 15 year olds look basically the same.
anyone want to buy a RLM hoodie? pay up piggies
holy shit these guys try so hard not to be taken seriously
ghost house tour
we forgot batteries and to test our equipment lol
That was just completely unprofessional. And Mike's supposed to like this kind of shit.
the nerd crew was 6 years ago
Man…
Its called Shelby Oaks
ohhhhhh.....
I straight up like their channel still, I say it in every thread. I just don't agree with everything they say, and that's fine. Anon Babble is not one person.
Really pointless video. They talk about the movie for 5 minutes and then it actually starts they leave the theatre. Was the whole point to just say 'ahhh well as long as people make money and little timmy smiles these movies are fine'
Oh and can't forget Jay's immaculate blue ray collection he has now thanks to patrons. No david lynch tribute need more cats
Boomers being shocked by metal band names and albums was pointless too
If you haven’t noticed it yet they aren’t a serious reviewing channel. Do you think they are the fantano of cinema or something?
RLM Discord Defense squad coming in watch out
Influencing film criticism for the last 15 years for better or worse would deem one such yes
I was calling it a lame video mr eagle eye just like the joke book and geroge foreskin grill
I straight up like their channel still, I say it in every thread.
Why? They haven't made a good video in ages. You can still like their old videos but saying you like their channel is like saying you still like the Simpsons.
It's hilarious how Mike 10-15 years ago would watch the absolute worst worthless slop and go "WELL IT HAS A PROTAGONIST AND A BEGINNING MIDDLE AND END AND SOME THINGS HAPPEN SO I RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE BUT GRANDMA" but now he doesn't want to watch anything.
he grew up!
He was like 35 back then
They recommend tons of slop on early hiib
Went from being one of the top channels of YT to being hated by 99% of the Internet
Where did it go wrong?
Yes.
In fact it kind of surprises me that he hated the prequels. It feels like if he was in a slightly different mood when he watched Star Trek Generations, or The Phantom Menace, history would be entirely different and Red Letter Media wouldn't exist today.
His more successful and well adjusted brother's kid
The movie pushes gay shit on kids.
Absolutely based
somewhere around 2023
Mike has always had an awful habit where he takes a joke and stretches it for far too long.
this guys are my close and personel friends
it's funny to imagine that there were people actually expecting and looking forward to a genuine review for 'the minecraft movie" from two guys that are almost 50 years old
you are part of the joke
post covid era streaming ruined their attention span and after years of watching streaming slop ruined the magic of movies and tv
people loved joker so much they were willing to throw away any other media that dared to call it bad
Honestly for a while now their videos, and most older youtubers for that matter, all leave me with a feeling of what's honestly next? Like how far did they plan to take this? It was fun when everyone was younger and just taking a giant piss but they've been doing this shit since before 2010. Everyone is old and any chance they might have had to break off and do something else is long gone. AVGN has had the same problem. Everyone is too old for this shit but they don't want to do anything else either. Are they gonna retire on this? Can they? Where's the cap.
if you build a platform on disliking things eventually your fans will grow to dislike you as well
I wasn't expecting them to cover it at all but after they did a video for borderlands I guess I should have expected that they'll shit out a HitB for every movie that's really popular on social media. What's really impressive is that I think they gave more of a shit about that dumpster fire than the flaming bag of poo that is this movie. I assume that's because Mike could relate more to the elderly cast compared to all the kids in this movie.
This video just comes off as a low-effort cashgrab, much like the movie. They don't say anything about the movie nor anything particularly funny or interesting. It's just there to get clicks and ride the wave. I especially think so since it came out so soon after the movie when the hype is still going, as opposed to like a week later when everybody had already moved on.
anyone got the link for the finish version?
the jokes on their paypiggies
webm
LMAO
Sweet child there is a lot of of retard James rolfe you don't know about
its a job for them now. People spend 20+ years working the same gig. Theyre doing the same.
they recommended every marvel movie too
video on a viral movie they didn’t finish
Hack frauds once again desperately grasping for relevance.
I enjoy their videos. I don't bother with HitB when they review normalfag slop, and when they do a video about a smaller movie that seems interesting to me, I watch like five minutes of it and then I'll go torrent the movie if I think I'll like it enough. I've gotten some good recs from doing this. re:View is literally a friend simulator for old movies I enjoy but to be honest it's the type of video that I watch the least. BotW is peak background noise or rewatch content when I got nothing else to watch or for when I'm just trying to fall asleep. Like I said, I don't think they're some kind of god-tier movie critics, it's just something I put on, and when Mike says some really dumb shit that makes no sense, I just click the dislike button.
I'm so sorry anon
quads confirm, this guy is a RLM insider
its a job for them now. People spend 20+ years working the same gig. Theyre doing the same.
yeah but that's more to my point. You spend 20 years on a job ideally you think they'd get BETTER at it not worse. Siskela and Ebert did their gig for 25 years.
content creation gigs are different from 9-5s
I’m sorry but it’s not supposed to be an oscar-worthy film, breaking grounds like LotR or something. It’s not supposed to appeal to alcoholic 50 year olds. Hell, it’s not even billing itself as THE definitive minecraft movie, it’s simply titled *A* Minecraft Movie.
It’s supposed to be a laid back film for children to go cheer to. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion—and you’re certainly allowed to analyze/critique it from a critical standpoint. But if you’re over 25 years of age and review bombing this with high blood pressure, writing a scathing review of this on rotten tomatoes, or making a youtube video bragging about walking out halfway through, then you’re just a scrooge mcfaggot who might as well go complain about why the local mcdonald’s play place doesn’t cater towards an experience with alcohol and adult venues like disney world does
I'm sure but there's still expectations of quality and effort.
bro after a while south park and simpsons turned to shit, and its still continuing. This is what happens with them
And people rightly call it out. What exactly kind of point are you trying to make here?
It's okay to suck but it sucks.
South park is so interesting. Something must happen after you turn ~30 or 40 where you just can’t keep being witty and “hip”. It’s obnoxious now
well they also became even richer as they got older so they just became out of touch old goobers. The first 5 or so years of that show they were hungry and young
ok sure bro just admit you have unrealistic expectations. no show or anything got better after 15 years
Let's hear what men in their 40's think of movies made for children.
I don't think they write the show anymore
You can actually make fun of snow white. Lots of political nuance, a meta analysis of old hand drawn ‘perfection’ of a walt disney classic versus modern day CGI slop, etc.
It makes zero (0) sense to “analyze” a minecraft movie. It’s just slop made for kids. Like the mike meyers cat in the hat or whatever. It’s not supposed to be a masterpiece.
It's weird how people are allowed to like kid's movies but if you dislike them suddenly there is an issue. Why is there not this much scorn for people who enjoy the slop? If these movies are just for kids then shouldn't all adult discourse be silenced using your logic here?
It's weird how people are allowed to like kid's movies
because that means you are a good goy consumer. And that makes you normal. And we like normal
Jay hinting for a gratuitous gang rape scene to be in the movie.
Not their best work, ngl
Based
mike is t*itter
jay is 4channel
beardfat is r*ddit
rich is facebook
Not that I expect this, necessarily, but it would have been nice if they at least went out of their way to research a bit about what minecraft was. Watch the movie. Talk about it compared to their initial ideas of how they would adapt a minecraft movie of sorts.
I agree, it comes across as
we went and saw trendy thing but now let’s circlejerk about said thing and not even being anything funny to the table XD
mike is facebook
jay is reddit
rich myspace
they loved it
we watched different videos i guess
only watched half
yeah and now you spend 30 minute talking in circles talking about nothing, good job retards
they didn't even finish it
you had no reason to. If you are going to make a HitB video about it the least you could do was watch the it to the end.
Where did things go so wrong?
Mike says the Barbie movie is atrocious
We are so back, chuds
at this point you'd be more based for not paying money to see it at all
From the sound of it he hates it cause it wasn't feminist enough
He also said he hates women lmao
not too good for their uploads, apparently... what gives there?
He's literally me.
He is gay, they're "allowed" to shit on women
I am 46 childless and probably KMS its really not worth it believe me. You need that little guy to help grow and then show them all the badass entertainment things and teach them to drive a car or your life just feels soulless.
This reference is to a TV show named The Studio.
Great post, I noticed everyone of the Fart Snifferati really hates this movie like it needs to be the best thing ever. Or trying to call Jack Black some dumb moneywhore cocksucker when on SNL he proved he has real talent.
I don't even think Gen X are bad its people who are about aged 45-49 who are bad they got some weird born in 1978 energy where they were still under 13 in 1988 so they have literally unironically seen everything humanity has done or made and so are super wack about everything.
Ironically 55 year olds can still be fun loving and were born in 1969 which means they had families and jobs before media got too omnipresent.
The flaws they point out of the prequels also made me realize Return of the Jedi did the same things, and so I see the first movie and Empire as a league above Return.
this
What's interesting to me is they saw and reviewed Pixels years ago yet didn't compare them for doing that same angle.
you are being retarded
(checked)
If they make a sequel, not putting Herobrine in it would be a wasted opportunity.
BotW's schtick has worn on me. Maybe they aren't so raw anymore, maybe I understand how staged so many things are. But today they reached a new low by not finishing the movie they were reviewing and 'made up for it' by making it not a review anymore.
jay is a sex pervert
I dont know if thats 100% true. You might attract the nihilists who might find you nihilistic but I need more than that to see it as more than a stretch.
these men will be our soldiers when the AI take over
they're not nihilists they're pessimists and you have to be 18 to post here
At least mike is polish catholic
kids movie don't have to be good
this shit is exactly why disney is failing lmao
It is weird even when they find the best movies for botw like the baby stone cold etc something just doesn't feel as right as the good ol days. Laugh all you want but early jack brought alot to the table and was charming
It was weird seeing her driving and playing an adult
In one of the podcasts he said he was mostly german ancestry but i would be arsed to digit up
JACK BLACK PLAYED A MEXICAN????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HE CANT BE PLAYING A MEXICAN IN AN OVER THE TOP WRESTLING COMEDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah their content was falling off but this takes the cake. It's so lifeless and boring compared to all their old stuff, I'm probably done watching the channel from this point on. Doesn't capture the same feeling I got back when they reviewed stuff like Pixels or Jack and Jill. They used to put in so much effort and now they just don't give a shit anymore.
So this is Anon Babble certified ecelebs? Lmao
What's Mike's ethnicity? Stoklasa is some eastern European name but he looks Armenian
czech jew
He’s lying, there’s no tweets
Because it was deleted. There were like 3-4 posts between Baumann's main account and one of Mike's sock accs (the one that posts politics. idr the name).
Kek adult zoomers are mad their kidsfilm is shit
Milwaukee Alcoholic
their job is being movie reviewers
can’t even be assed to fully watch a movie
retards still take their opinions as fact
You spelled occurance wrong
Jaybros how do I beardmaxx
Why are men in their 40s reviewing films aimed at children?
They didn't like it? Oh nooooo
At this point, Mike Stoklasa is going to end up like YMS and watch movies on 10x speed
"ironically" brainstorm ideas for random IP movies, with an "ironic" please-hire-us joke
They are trying to make more material for their terrible animated show pitch series (the one with the Hollywood guys).
Expect this video’s audio to show up again.
They watch slop
They make fun of the slop
And move onto the next slop
Minecraft looks just as good as Spy Kids o any other cheesy movie for small kids, the executives know the brand will carry them and it turns out they were right.
Kids only wanted to see the videogame characters in CGI, same as FNAF, they do not ask for much.
I don't care about these movies but it is starting to hit me that I should have kids by now old enough to take them to these movies. My dad was my age when he took me to see The Power Rangers Movie
40s
They are in their early 50s.
Those two have a lot to learn from this movie and Jack Black.
Alcoholism robs you of joy.
It is because Mike Stoklasa knows how popular Minecraft is and wanted to make a “review” so his video gets picked up by the algorithm.
Mike is basically a grifter trying to game the algorithm so he gets more views.
I am 46 childless and probably KMS its really not worth it believe me. You need that little guy to help grow and then show them all the badass entertainment things and teach them to drive a car or your life just feels soulless.
KYSing before the singularity hits and you get to solve all your problems..lol...lmfao
Mike's liver is the size of Jack Black's gut.
dude here's our movie review
we didnt actually watch the movie btw
fuck these hacks
retards pay for this sweatshop trash
Mike has become more and more retarded over the years. I think the alcoholism fried his brain.
I am 46 childless and probably KMS its really not worth it believe me. You need that little guy to help grow and then show them all the badass entertainment things and teach them to drive a car or your life just feels soulless.
Is it really a review if they couldn’t be bothered to watch all of it?
Jay rocking that "George Peppard just said he loves me" look
I love it when a plan comes together?
I really don't give a shit about the ecelebs that you have a parasocial relationship with.
Kid movies can have substance, they just choose not to have it.
well now I have to watch it
fuck
they're 3D glasses
pic related
How can Patreon pigs continue to give money to Grifters who don’t even watch the content they are making clickbait videos about?
Do they have no shame?
This is worse than giving money to oneyfans. At least there you get to look at actual boobs.
nvm I gave up
I'm fairly certain none of that is true and you're just a baiting bootlicker.
see also, explorers - bit weird at the end, but the first half or two thirds is good
These guys just keep hitting new lows, it's getting hard to watch. I don't expect a serious review of Minecraft just them ripping it apart but wow the "review" was maybe 5 minutes and they may as well not said anything.
This old geezer should just stay in his tomb. Didn't even finish the movie? Pure hack fraudulence.
that was nothing, why did they make this video?
i mean, if you go even more modern, the Lego Movie isnt a horrible sellout franchise movie, at least the first one. It's a decent kids movie WHILE doing an established IP thing. And you cant tell me that isnt more popular and profitable, because it spawned more than one movie after that. I only watched it on a whim and expected soulless corpo garbage and was surprised at how not-shit it was.
I bet they got bullied by zoomers and / or thrown out by security for being single men at a kid's movie and they played it off as a choice. Explains the awkward and insecure tone of this review.
Kid: Yo, gramps where yo kids at!
Mike: I don't have kids... i have a movie review sh...
Kid: PDF FILE ALERT
As mike gets arrested 30 minutes into the movie and dragged out a bunch of zoomers do Orange Justice in the theatre aisles
and thats how he only saw the first half of the movie
I'm going to but the action figure, If RLM eventually makes some of themselves, I will buy them too, they belong on my shelf
naeh he's for chads
I think they're great.
I think the prequels are mid though, so I don't have personal beef with them.
Only watched one of the sequels for the record.
Mike and Jay betrayed us.