me browsing Anon Babble
Me browsing Anon Babble
i thought this was frost the vampire twink from blade
Me browsing Anon Babble
It is...Deacon is his first name.
If you're face is that handsome you don't really need to bother with exercise anyway
he’s not Dorffpilled
so If I become a vampire I can bang this but I can't be out in the sun
sounds like a good tradeoff
Its not like you're out in the sun anyways
I have a love hate relationship with the sun like with women
But like 100 pounds fatter
I look like him body and face wise and my life still fucking sucks even though girls are easy to get with. Grass is always greener on the other side
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grass is always greener
I mean not really, there are 100% guys whose life sucks in very very similar ways to yours but who also cannot ever get pussy
and it's empirical fact that life is easier for attractive people
so shut the fuck up you retarded faggot moron
ayo sheesh That nigga knew Trump gon tariff dey island
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Most racist fat/tv/irgin and his gf
literally me except I don't have chest hair
Do you want some?
fuck no I hate having hair anywhere that isn't my head
He has an unfortunate filmography.
Pearl?
Hellaw, how y'all doin? Anon, you missed all of your /FatKino/ appointments last munt. What's up with that?
me browsing Anon Babble
me telling some zoomer homo his snood waifu is gross
Kek
me browsing Anon Babble
I don't have chest hair
Stop taking estrogens
Is this physique obtainable naturally?
Why are you lying? We know what you are really like.
me showing my dad where I browse Anon Babble but minus the crucifix
kek
men live like this and see no problem with it
Me lamenting I can't forever live in 2004 but have to endure Drone AI dystopia until I die.
lives in bare apartment on highway
wears same outfit every day
pays person to ring the office so co-workers think he has personal life
Last Action Hero doesn't get enough credit for the same trope
Me browsing Anon Babble
Yeah. Just stop eating and do 3 pushups before bed every night
Real men have chest hair.
You need to snort pounds of cocaine to maintain a high metabolism body like that.
me browsing Anon Babble
why yes i am perusing the catalogue of Anon Babble - television and film
how did you know
its crazy to think 9 year old me was actually posting here on two or more super sized crt monitors. man my life is a mess
jesus christ when i first clicked on this i thought it was one of those meme images of an old web browser with like 320 different addons installed filling up the whole screen
tfw will never visibly disapprove of my supple and soft twink faggot son cross-dressing on camera while off camera totally molesting the fuck outta that bussy