Nobody will watch minecraft its a guaranteed commercial flop-ACK!

There is no sincerity in anything those people do. That's the opposite of soulful. They also look incredibly homosexual.

zoomies are so cute

this is just ironic irl shitposting
zoomers did the same for the latest minions movie when they dressed up in tuxes for it
funny watching crotchedy old millleniboomers here seethe over not getting it

I get it. I'm not laughing, but I get it.

Not getting it

When is the last time you genuinely laughed, not as a way to appear cute, gain favor, or to ridicule others? Everything is performative with Gen Z.

how is it "shitposting," they're obviously trying to act detached because they're scared of appearing cringey instead of just leaning into the bit. you zoomers constantly defending yourselves on Anon Babble are pathetic

That’s it. We need to import 100 million Africans and breed white boys out. This is embarrassing.

sovlful

They wouldn’t be doing this if there wasn’t a camera trained on them

you have no idea how zoomer friend groups are like, boomer

make a false claim

taunt someone for it

Seethe back to rebbit, loser.

Yeah, they fuck on camera too.

imagine your inside jokes being totally dictated by the monoculture

Gen X onwards are all cringe fucking losers that will never add anything of value to human society. The most embarrassing generations to ever exist in mankind's entire history.

They'll binge out and break up just like every other generation. Get ready to be replaced, shithead. Time never stops.

Wow, why do zoomers just casually having fun make millennials seethe so much?

Because no one acts like this and if they do they should be killed.

soiboys need to be sent to die for isreal
FPBP

Beyond grim.

Anon Babble wouldn’t be able to predict tomorrow’s date with a calendar

Society is collapsing.

This thread is a McDonald's commercial. Watch out for them guerilla marketers fags.

yes grandpa, “society is collapsing.” the nice people will be here to take you back to the home soon

Consume the slop, don't forget to like, share and subscribe!

This is kino thoever

This fills me with dread. Everything fills me with dread.

His little head bop when he eats the artificial cheese..what the fuck.

Ye.

pajeet behavior. he’s pandering to his investors

these are the people angry at zoomers

im 20 and my parents got it for me as a kid because they thought starcraft 2 a game i was asking for was too violent, i literally never touched it and they caved and got me sc2 and while i was at it bought counter strike too

spoiled brat

Fuck you Grimace Egg mogs it in every way (I'm just kidding they're both fine)

cross generational shitflinging is a huge psyop and you’re all retarded for participating in it

More like these are the people who mentored the Zoomers and taught them in school. Just like everything they do it's recycled from a previous generation's worst output.

I don't care what zoomers do. I don't know why you guys do

Do you not have a job?

dearie me, what a pack of fucking spastics

truth nuke

They have been trying to turn us into fags for generations now, what do you think hair metal was all about? That didn't work so they tried to get us all hooked on heroin while gangsta rap ran parallel.

Millennials: consumerism is so cringe look at those sheep

Also Millennials: ReMeMbEr ThE McDoNaLds HaPpY MeAL ToYs We HaD NoW ThaT WaS S O U L!!!!

s-s-stop making fun of my generation RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

I dont work minimum wage jobs, ive never worked with a zoomer

I was an actual child then though, not a man child. These guys are late teens early twenties. The Batman toys were so edgy that McDonald's forced Burton out of the franchise.

KEK millennials unironically have nostalgia for goyslop

I don't play minecraft nor do I eat McD's on the reg, but I kind of like the big mac toy.

yeah they were children when they played minecraft too

I have a real job. I don't usually have to interact with anyone under 30

Why are the toys so ugly? The scale seems wrong, all the cubes are different sizes, or is Minecraft supposed to be like that? And where is Ronald?

And now they are young adults buying Happy Meals and having no shame about looking like fruitcakes. This is a direct result of no one calling them gay growing up. You know all those weird looks they are getting? It's because there is someone standing there holding a phone filming them. They block all of this out and focus on making "content." Content for who? For people on Anon Babble to ridicule them and call them fags.

I have a real job

Are you the guy who made that video about your day?

Apologize Anon Babble

Why do all zoomers, male or female, look 17 and 30 at the same time?

Did it at least have Emma Myers' feet in it?

millenials pretending to be zoomers dunking on millenials, zoomers pretending to be millenials dunking on zoomers, trolls trolling trolls

are you going to ignore the millennials being upset about mcdonalds changing as well?

They are upset because they have kids now and they have to take their kids to a Bauhaus-inspired dentist's office for a cheap meal.

It's a movie for gay kids who like old gay guys. got it. I'm not sorry for this.

I plan on watching it because it reminds me how we pirated the beta back in like 2008? then went on creating a server and then it started raining and i just got struck by a fucking lightning and everyone was laughing for hours

This is just the minions shit all over again and the only ones praising it are the nofriends millennial manchildren and brown zoomers
once the young lads get wind of it, they'll drop the act because you're all cringe. Just like the minions stuff lel

so it's ok for millennials to be sad about their childhood sneed oils turning soulless, but it's le cringe for zoomers to enjoy things

but it's le cringe for zoomers to enjoy things

What are you not understanding about the word "childhood?"

i don't see why you are upset that you can't take your child to a visually addicting establishment in order to indoctrinate them for life and feed them slop

Literally who said it would flop? Can you post a screenshot of even one person?
It's okay, I know you can't

I don't have kids, you brought this argument into the conversation, I'm just explaining why. What part of it is indoctrination? I don't think you know big words, maybe you should stop trying to use them and concentrate on grammar and punctuation first.

The new strategy for franchise-defending nobodies is to try and cut off criticism at the source and create a fake argument so when people pan your movie and it does well with children they can do a told ya so and move on. To the benefit of no one but corporate billionaires.

Yeah

Boycot McDonald's, free Palestine

They are being freed from existence at least.