SNL Thread - Jack Black/Elton John & Brandi Carlile

man Anon Babble was way more excited for mikey last week

Jack Black Fans are a fairly narrow demographic.

BTW - rumors for doomers

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yeah it's time for sarah to move to #1 girl and ashley to be in almost every sketch

think we've seen all we need outta mikey too

Elton John is still alive?

Anon Babble is crazy for jewish pussy

He's still standing

Mikey’s got that cake show on Netflix, he’ll be alright.

man if Heidi and Chloe both leave it looks grim, they should have really kept Chloe Troast around

Sarah, Ego, Ashley, and Jane. Jane stinks, you can't lose Sarah or Ego, and you gotta hope the new female hires are talented

Sort of. It’s a combination of Jamaican voodoo and Jim Henson muppetry that animates his preserved flesh. Not a zombie, not a rubber suit, but some unholy amalgamation in between. I hope he sings tiny dancer.

After all this time?

Is the sound weird?

plebbit

stream?

Chloe a cute

And yes, I've seen the leaks. Literally nothing wrong with them.

No huge surprise, Chloe, Heidi and Mikey have been around for 6, 8 and 9 seasons respectively.

They should hire her back like Parnell

GET ME TO GOD'S COUNTRY

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jack black used to be funny, might be a good ep

ayy there's my wife jane

Damn he’s fat

huh?

includes guitarfu in his monologue

he knows what he's doing. he looks like he drank 40 beers this morning but he's still got "it"

Jack Black can do a somersault, that's incredible for such a fat bastard.

i cant be the only one who hates everything jack black has been involved with

Keenan truly unkillable

WHAT THE FUCK MADDIE...DID YOU TAKE A KNIFE AND SHOVE IT IN A ELECTRIC SOCKET

Same, other than Tropic Thunder. Even as a kid I found him too try hard.

What Trump jokes are they going to work him into

I was just waiting for him to blow his acl jumpin around

he's gonna kill hopefully they had some decent sketches and don't fuck this up

now that was a good opener

Heidi is peak wine aunt milf material

anyone see Bill Burr & Kieran Culkin in the audience?

he's here to promote minecraft, and the switch 2 was just announced the other day, he's probably not going to get political

tfw no retarded GF

sarah bros it hurts so much

Just last week he said he's not leaving anytime soon. He's probably gonna shoot for 25 seasons

That fat fuck's belly shadow.

Lorne is going to have a note for Lighting.

How many centuries ago were they dating games on TV?

There has to be a cut off for money made, Hartman said he left because he was making the same amount of money during his first year of news radio that he was making during his 5th year of SNL

isn't "love is blind" the most popular show right now?

Phil used the extra cash to buy a gun for his suicidal wife that murdered him.

Bad judgement.

Ryan Gosling Beavis sketch but not as funny

this is what i feared with jack black, a bunch of prerecorded shit. he should have been host and musical guest

blonde sarah

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Jack Black bent over that couch is one of the funniest SNL visuals in years, possibly decades.

this is reddit this is memes

damn he looks like shit dude. what is he like 80? this is funny but his closeups dont hit the same in 2025

Sarah in that wig and that blouse...got-damn

OOOO WA AHAHAHAH

aaaand it's old

It's normal to have a pretape after the post-monologue sketch, in fact it's unusual they went right into another live sketch after the pretape, eps have been full of ads lately

Jon Hamm episode KINO INCOMING

heidi is cute and not breaking on that retarded eagle prop is funny as hell

cry about it fag

i got a minecraft ad haha I thought it was another skit

I saved this when anon posted it. Because I'm an actual snl fan
And the best poster in these threads

hawk screech

the down with sickness soundbite fucking broke me

just wait there will be a minecraft or nintendo sketch in a few minutes here

lol

I am starting to get chills at this point this might actually be the best episode of the last 20 years.

jack looks a lot better in the wig lmao

bowen yang stinks

come sit with us

lol

Theater wave props are kino.

The First Play

I laughed at the premise alone. This is a pretty good bit.

I would fuck all the women in this skit. In costume please.

keenan singing with Jamaican broads

fun

Okay, that's a good use of Longfellow

It was nice seeing Jane with a big part in a sketch.

mmmm ego lookin good

i called it. all the good jack black sketches will be prerecorded songs and the live sketches will be mediocre

Can you guys stop being positive you're scaring me.

standing

Someone get that old queen a dick to sit on

you didnt call shit nigga

Alright

is that elton john wtf

Chloe cute.

A- episode so far

Thanks Nostradamus

They should have Elton John do a version of Lunch Lady Land since he looks like one now.

That was a pretty dope SNL50 jacket.

Heidi and her saggy cheeks is horrible.

I don't like this music at all.

Yea Elton John is like Kiss, coasting by on a 50+ year old novelty act that people keep humoring.

Interesting, social media has been featuring Elton performances this week and I didn’t know why. I guess it is known that he collabs with BC

Elton will be dead some day, I'm glad he can still rock even if I can't understand a single word

These musicians need to calm down!

I can barely make out what he is saying

I prefer Billy Joel but EJ is pretty special when it comes to piano guys who write songs and occasionally rock.

People who seethe about others not being thin are hilarious.

wow maybe the most postive snl thread ive ever seen

Oh my

Phoebe Waller Bridge and Taytay's SNL will always be the best!

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fuck you i called your sister today she's gonna blow me as soon as weekend update is over

When is tay tay coming back?

Because Anon Babble is mostly gen-Xers and boomers now.

Jack Black is our demo

He doesn't write his songs, Bernie Taupin does.

colin was really happy about that DEI joke

There’s a Rumor about her and Travis doing the season finale but I dont buy it unless she drops a new album or a re-recording.

Sort-of true. Bernie is a lyricist. Elton still doing the music

Effective uses of the largely one-note Marcello and Jane

Pale women with bangs

absolutely creamy tip right now

kinda already sick of marcello
yelling in an ethnic accent

Mwah

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i like the retarded girl

Lot's of Jane tonight this is great.

I really miss Chloe

Ridiculing a host

Back in the day, that was absolutely forbidden. But Lorne lost control of his show years ago.

Calm down, zoomers

seems like a pretty jerkable one so far

R u gay?

Wallen never hosted. Just a chud that disrespected the institution multiple times - partying with college girls while the SNL staff had been social distancing and now walking off all butthurt. Fuck that chud

Oh Lord, here comes the negress to be angry about something.

virgin chest thumping

U r virgin?

didn't he puss out on a sketch and they had a random jonas brother sub in for him?

Did you west coasters get a bleep?

did funny guy say chicken jockey yet

bunch of crack ups tonight.

SHIIIIIIT

They brought up Russel Brand too because he was making fun of covid while SNL was doing zoom meeting episodes.

I dunno about you racists but Ego had me cackling

colin had some jokes, michaels were weak. the characters were just meh

Solid ep

Texas bro here, heard it loud and clear lol

goth kid sketch was actually pretty good
also getting the entire audience to say "shiieeeet" was golden

"Are regular people eating 10 oz of food? I am outraged!"

Had enough of this rich fuck long ago.

She genuinely thought the audience couldn't predict the punchlines lol

Yes I did

I have no respect for anyone who orders this

thanks for telling the thread you're a fatass

Attention please.

I am a fatass.

orders more than one at a time

GIF PLSSSSSS

who the fuck knows what an oz is?

shit is ok on network tv as long as it's past 10 pm

It's now at the point where neither Jost nor Che can finish their punchlines and go into the next joke without either making off-hand comments

Previous anon was correct; grandpa jew Michaels has lost control and lets the grandkids run wild

as I do things to you too but not that long

Hee hee

Industrial grade elevator cables holding up Jack Black right now.

Drenching Sarah as she sticks her tongue out

anyone else feel their heartbeat in their dick?

There cables are going to snap

settle down

Their jokes are never half as offensive as they think they are

Having a good host really makes all the difference huh

it wasn't that funny but it's impressive to pull off live

We are alive to see champagne get poured all over Sarah Shermans chest and everyone ITT is Gen X and chill and nobody is trying to be needlessly negative to get attention its comfier and more fun than anything we have experienced together.

They are to the pussyass audience in front of them.

having a funny guy makes the show funny

holy shit you might be on to something

algorithm already giving me jamaican travel ads

calm down dude its just a SNL thread

Sarah Simps....

It poured down her chest

Brandi and Sarah are fucking tonight

No it's all sarcasm which actually makes this the snarkiest thread ever.

Wow guys GREAT SHOW TONIGHT HUH

total coomer death

I can't, they have been laying it on thick tonight.

OK sorry got a bit too high there, I gotta come down. BUT IM A FREEEEE FALLLLLIN!

disrespected the institution

institution

hahahahaha

Both at Dress and the After Party.

background actor dancing before the music starts

Holy shit

Holy shit her titties

who tf is Brandi?

jack black actually singing live

based. just bump elton and whoever that bitch is and let him do his thing

Are those fake titties?

SNL should re-do the beavis and butthead sketch but instead have it be the real Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift in the audience distracting people doing a random interview. Then they pretend to be regular people who have never heard of Travis and taylor

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I'm millenial gramps

Miss me yet?

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SHE IS FUCKING SHAKING THEM THANGS

If you dont think snl is an institution after 50 years, then whatever.

Call me crazy but I don't think that's her real chest

Fake booba guys. Chill out.

Sarah's tragically straight, lesbians are devastated

why would they do this to us?

This is so perfectly stupid

tiddies AND jack black?

What’s the point of that?

the dog playing bass

So good

I think Tim and Eric did that ending first 20 years ago

I assume that’s a prosthetic because she’s not packing that much.

Why do i love a bass-specific sketch?

Probably didn't want her real titties possibly stumbling out of a bathing suit during the sketch.

IMA BASS-ET HOUND!

how they make those look so real?

HOW.

Like watching the City move a house during redevelopment.

That was the joke. A drunk busty bass player.

how did you capture the worst fucking frame

They even spent money to show the stage sinking into the ocean this episode delivers!

Upon further review I do believe those were fake boobas. Disappointing. Would still fuck all her holes though. Sorry to be a coomer but they have been laying it on thicc tonight.

i thought elton was dead to be desu

No fucking way his hair is natural.

Breastplates. People in drag and theatre use them

That strange occult pin she is wearing is sus.

Thanks you for your non contribution to this thread. You mad we're not posting the chinee faggot for you to grind off tto?

Duh

It's not, he openly admits it's a toupee.

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GET ME TO GOD'S COUNTRY

I don't get it.

Gardner is now single and gonna make out with the dyke Carlile at the afterparty

It'd be funny if they brought out Horatio Sanz as Elton

why hasn't she ever gotten bigger tits? they raise her from a 5-6 to a solid 9.

It is actual organic keratin human hair.

i made half the posts in this thread retard

Well thank fucking christ that's over

Tenacious D was gud

The last time he DIDN’T wear a toupee was 1990

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These songs suck

You just know they're fuck buddies

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Hey that drummer....

But they're both gay.

elton was balding before you were born

Exactly they cancel each other out.

jack black better close it out here with a song. i'll be so sad if it goes to akward hugging time

Is Gilda still on this program?

Heidi is lewd tonight

I was wishing SNL ends forever

SHOW SOME RESPECT

QRD? I never finished the episode

What a retarded tattoo.

Wowee, WAC Sarah

black and white sarah in that uniform did something to me

saves random skit with pic related

Kenans very versatile for writers without having to do impersonations.
Shane Gillis is similar, they just plug in to a lot of skits and add value without having to go full retard like pretty much every other current cast member.

Yeah she looked good

feisty sherman

Brehs

This ending sketch brought to you by herpes.

She was cute, cute, CUTE

I still rewatch the sketch with Shane and Heidi where she makes him take Instagram pictures of her.

Cecily Strong Maybeline commercial for "Baby Lips"

Didn't she do a skit about how she had an abortion and killed her baby?

Tonight we shall fap to fantasies of sherman hitting us and calling us perverts.

crappytire

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you guys are cool thanks for watching

You guys think it's weird that the cast who's there every single week still have to hug each other goodbye even though they're about to go to an afterparty and work together again in a few days?

No problem Lorne

if nothing else jack black earned an invite to the five timers club within two years.

Gardner's getting laid after that episode- she's all riled up now

What t shirts were they wearing? Couldn't see

A+ Episode A+ songs legendary episode, just play to the hosts strengths and let the mofo run the show.

SO GET OUT YOUR KICKS AND DO SOME MATH
MATH
MATH
MATH
MATH
MATH

Nah because you need to begin winding your body and mind down after working the past six days to lead to this moment

That aspect is only unique to SNL and sports

I can think of an SNL record or whatever that's never been done before, same host twice in a row, I think that could be interesting.

Everyone wanting to be a bass player virtuoso instead of supporting the song lol so true. Probably. Best sketch.

Update was extra good too.

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Get the fuck in here with the rest of us no-lifers that enjoy analyzing this shit

no sherm no click

you need to begin winding your body and mind down

don't they all do a bunch of coke?

why don't they get mark normand or tom segura to host? or tony hinchflife? do they not like those guys or do those guys think they're better than SNL?

Shane Gillis is similar

I don't know if I see it. Gillis always seems weirdly self- conscious, while Keenan barely seems like he's acting most of the time. To be fair, Keenan's been in the game for 30 years.

Actually it has been said that nearly no one on SNL has done hard drugs in years.

Segura has hosted. I think. Making Mark Normand act in sketches would be cruel.

Do any of them have proven sketch chops like Gillis? If not, that is your answer, although Bargatze probably didnt have proven sketch chops.

He’s just good at being silly and southern and appealing to middle-america.

Probably both, at least in Hinchcliffe's case. Also a lot of the audience would only know him as the guy who said bad thing about Puerto Rico

I don't know if it counts as hard drugs but at least a few of them do adderall and xanax and shit like that, pretty sure that's what Pete Davidson went to rehab for.

It's the way she rides that bass. X Rated.

Segura has never hosted.

I enjoy this level of autism. as much as i am obsessed with the show, i couldn’t analyze it on this level because i dont see how you can do that and just enjoy the show

No that must be incorrect. I must be from the original timeline. Too bad you never got to see it.

tony has a billion dollars coming his way so i understand why he won't do it. but a sketch with the SNL cast doing kill tony? it would be amazing.
segura and normand can act. they have shit acting "credits" but they do their shows every week they're on camera, they know how to riff and improv, and they're 1000x better at stand up than anybody on the SNL cast

REAL AND GOOD

Tony Hinchcliffe get out of here shoo shoo

I think what I'm getting at is they both have stage presence which all the other male cast members lack.

yes. he's that fragile

nobody mentioned Chad Smith drumming

I KNEW IT WAS HIM. I am very cultured you see

Gotta share one of my favorite sketches here:

youtu.be/fqPB1NlM4ew

the hugs and goodbyes are equivalent to a curtain call in theater and not really weird or unique in that context

Vintage dressed Sarah will never knee your balls

All your cuck fantasies shatter.

It was nice seeing Jane with a big part in a sketch.

I'd rather see Jane with a big part of me in her, if you get what I'm saying.

i wish i could eat all 5 of those hotdogs and then stick all 5 inches of my hot dog inside of her

oh I get it, I wanna jam my tongue in her nerdy asshole if you know what I mean.

SNL writers are basically just the high school band

Elton John walked off the stage aaahhhh

he was probably about to shit his pants

It used to be. Decades ago lol

Nah they already spam the same hosts and have too many doing double duty. The show’s all about variety

Damn, did Heidi get some implants?

It was a little better than average. I respect Elton and think they did well, but the music didn’t grab me at all

Yeah yeah yeah

Welp back to season 1

Nice Leprosy poster