ENDER PEARL

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ENDER PEARL

What kind of fucking way is that to start a thread?

I NEED FLINT AND STEEL

Do you have anything to actually discuss?

Imagine Jack Black as the Crestfallen warrior in Dark Souls movie, but instead of any plot or characters or any of that gay shit, it's just him acting as a tour guide for a bunch of Hollows saying random shit from the game in his Tenacious D voice like 'RITE OF KINDLING', 'TAURUS DEMON', and 'MUSHROOM PUNCH', and then at the end he says 'I... am Gwyn'.

LA LA LA LAVA

CHICKEN JOCKEY

No. Just state a line from the movie in an annoying way, like Jack Black does in A Minecraft Movie.

THE NETHER!!!!!!!!!!

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

Jack black has awakened from his hibernation looking fatter and older and acting more annoying

> haha, this mf did not watch the movie and cant quote it

flint and steve

Kino

ENDOR PEARL

ROCK AND STONE!

Jack Black as Scunt.
Entire movie is the other dwarfs FFing him.
Movie ends with mission control chuckling to himself as they leave him behind

GO TO THE STASH

THE NETHER

THE FURTIVE PYGMY

SLIME BLOCK

Fucking loser

So I'm pretty sure the kid was not present for the introduction of the Ender Pearl and should not know how it operates.

Having him put on that voice for nearly every line of dialog is one of the most insane choices I have ever seen a movie make. Imagine this dude trying to order Chinese food.

The kids in my theatre gave this a 10 minute standing ovation. I'm Australian we don't cheer for movies

Black Panther of zoomers

FIRST WE MINE, THEN WE CRAFT... MINECRAFT!!!

MASTER KEY

So its another mario movie where critics hate it but kids (who its intended for) are enjoying it?

CREST OF ARTORIAS

So Mike, what did you think of A Minecraft Movie?

I'm gonna be surprised if there's anyone who genuinely enjoys this shit.

Libertarians be like

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Yeah well libtards be like

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE CASTRATION DRUGS

go to McDonald's

assume the Minecraft meal is a kid's meal so I get a Quarter Pounder

turns out it isn't

miss out on a collectible toy and Nether sauce

A bunch of teenagers came in and got the toys :( I might go back. Why can't McDonald's put their limited time specials on the DIGITAL menu above the counter?

ZANZIBART! FORGIVE ME!

did you get a skeleton? everybody's getting a skeleton with those children's meals

and then at the end he says 'I... am Gwyn'.

nah man you can get a 10 piece or a big mac meal. it's not a kid's meal. like i said i didnt get it. i think one of those teenagers got a pink sheep but i couldnt tell.

I.... AM SNEED

I'd like to discuss the funny faces Jack Black makes while karate chopping trees.

huh? there's a children's happy meal and an adult happy meal, they have different toys

i buy the children's happy meal and get a skeleton
the adult happy meal I got the zombie hamburgler

Can somebody explain why Jack Black is wearing a cyan crew neck T-shirt under a v-neck T-shirt of the same color? It's really weird outfit and it's not even accurate to the game so why go for that look?

Can somebody explain why Jack Black is wearing a cyan crew neck T-shirt under a v-neck T-shirt of the same color?

As a child he yearned for the mines

yeah i assumed it was only a small kids meal so i didnt get either. are the kids toys crappier? zombie hamburglar sounds dope

some of them are cooler, like the zombie hamburgler they unlock skins in the bedrock edition of the game too

i did want the bee and creeper though

thx for the image anon i didnt know it was this involved. id actually use the skins cause i play bedrock, thats pretty cool. i think i want the bee tho so im gonna try next week now that i know

PRAISE THE SUN

...When I was a hollow I yearned for the lordsouls...

cuts to Jack Black dancing and singing about fighting dragons with lightning as he shoots tiny thunderbolts out of his fingertips

THAT'S SEATH... HE'S SCALELESS...

The furtive pygmies... their souls were dark, they were dark souls...

THIS IS MY BALDER KNIGHT SIDE SWORD... LIGHTNING INFUSED... PLUS 5

IN THIS WORLD, YOU CAN DODGE-ROLL ANYTHING

OH THESE DUDES?
THEY'RE THE HOLLOWS