We get slashers tonight! I think they don't really give clues anymore, that's the post for this week
April 4th is ULTIMATE SLASHER NIGHT on #thelastdrivein as we show an old slasher and a new slasher while arguing about every slasher in between. We will also reveal the 24 essential elements of the perfect slasher. And yes, there are exactly 24
Show starts in under an hour, 9pm EST. So get your booze, get your dope, get your greasy nasty food, and lets see head rolls!
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I feel there is a good chance I will see Darcy again on Sunday
less than 10 minutes
I assume Ernie is dead
My first live watch of the season! Let’s go!
Yeah, that looked like a different bearded dragon.
actually, it looked like an iguana
Blood Feast is the first slasher
What about The Spiral Staircase? Or Thirteen Women
A really early one
1989
In A Violent Nature
I saw a clip when it came out on Shudder and the killed looked so stupid, like, boring stupid
in a soilent nature
You're old, unc
nice
I tried to watch it but the adderall was still active so I stopped after 10 minutes and played CoD instead
full moon features
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARLES
im not even 30
im not even 30
cries the old man, while shaking his fists at clouds
It was in the context of movies, so something from at least the 60s might have been more expected. For god's sake, the first Halloween was from 1978.
BRUCE
Actually love the first movie but don't know about that 2nd one.
Good reviews, but I just read there's no score.
I thought maybe they'd be able to get Just Before Dawn. Or The Burning. One of those early slashers that's post-Halloween but pre-Friday where the rules aren't clearly defined yet. The one with Tom Hanks would've been perfect.
So we know John Brennan is gone (and made sure to burn the bridge between and him and Joe Bob and Darcy) but os Yuki gone as well?
Boring movie with no nudity
What were they thinking? And the second movie doesn't look much better
Yeah. John and Yuki do a podcast together.
I’m so bored
Figured but still disappointed
that feel when no more watching Spookies with yuki
Darcy would make a great pornstar
Jason X was in space
slashers start out with an initial kill
ur-example does not
I think I'll add a little more whisky to my drink
Yeah I miss Yuki kino. I think part of it may have been the relocation to Georgia too.
slashers show boobs
ur-example does not
Add a little bit more.
I was supposed to be drunk for this one.
Dang. Day drinking will not be good
is this a double-header or no? can't remember if it's always two movies or sometimes just one
It is strange how this is still the only 3rd shift in a super market horror movie. Working 3rd shift at walmart would make for some prime material even after they started closing at 11.
some nights less than 10 people
maintenance and management often can be caught alone and wandering
no one watching cameras
can be alone in a department in some of the more remote departments like garden center where you could scream and plead for help and no one would ever hear you
50/50 on when the doors are locked and unlocked
You could drop a werewolf, vampire, or jason Voorhees in a typical rural walmart at 1am and they could murder a good 50%-75% of the staff before finally running into a group in the break room, working grocery, or smoking joints outside
Yes, this season is all double-headers. Downside is it's just once a month :(
two movies this season. Next movie tonight is In A Violent Nature
I understand what Joe Bob means when he says this is the most 1981 1989 movie ever.
yeah, they're doing double headers this season. every first friday of the month. second movie is In A Violent Nature
Lol, the cops
nice, thanks lads
9 Mile, another Detroit reference, as in famed 8 Mile, one mile north
Shudder kinda sucks with or without my boy Bill.
7$ is a lot of money for movies I can find on Tubi.
Use the pre covid era when stores were still 24/7 and you can add
1-2 pill popping or night drinking cashiers
meth heads
old men dressed as cheerleaders
goth negros
the 400lb 6'8 black guy in a trench coat, sunglasses and black cowboy hat in the middle of summer heat
drunk teens
homeless
after work strippers and hoes
Yes anon. As a native detroiter there are the "Mile Roads" that tell you how far north you are of the city.
Sam Rami and all those guys are from north detroit.
I however was born and raised in south detroit.
That line in the Journey song always bothered me. There is no south Detroit, unless it means downriver with Taylor-Tuckey and environs. Do they refer to themselves that way there?
That was a casting gag. The two cops were Hank Kimball (where he also did the business card bit) and Eb Dawson on Green Acres.
South of Detroit is Canada. It's the only place in the US North of Canada
This is gay talk. Their is no South Detr...
shoutout rubber, 3 stooges tomorrow
"Hold hands, you love birds!" I recognized the guy and line, but I couldn't place where I saw him and it from, it was 3 Stooges.
I didn't know it was the dude's catch line.
goon campbell
Fucking bailers
joe bob lookin old
shaken dummy syndrome in that see-through shot
Darci. Jim Bob. Oh Jim Bob. They don't even do palatable movies anymore
setup a slicer
original children of the corn from 5 years earlier, hey, is that a slasher film?
Its always been down river to me, but I don't expect anyone out of detroit to know what that means.
The only 2 movies that ever referenced my specific part of town was Four Brothers (the excellent sons of katie elder remake by Jon Singleton) and Exit Wounds, a movie that stars steven segal, DMX, and tom arnold.
oh fuck, nice
oh my!
Well, it's certainly well-stocked with many different creative and very gory kills, ticks that box fer shur.
i just started watching a few minutes ago, feels good to just get these payoff scenes and not have to sit through what was probably generic teen drama at the beginning
Love that classic Doom switch sound
It's a nice subtle touch that the kills are focused on halving the victims, calling back to Bill saying that half the people in the store are half-backwards.
Why does a supermarket have masks?
Pretty sure they were holiday decorations, Joe Bob
No nudes of the main girl
This sucks. Looks like she has a great ass too.
Darcy. I love you.
yeah there was some of that, starts with a pissed off asshole stalking his girl at the supermarket, tries to take on all the dudes in a fight. of course, this may be something Joe Bob mentioned, the false misdirection, we shall see.
Bitch bitch bitch. I avert all eye contact
i'm just crazy about this store
holy kino
ok this final act has been pretty good
No, I love her
just left him to die instead of helping him in a 2v1
what a bitch
head beating head
luv seeing the moments JB lists
except the "no boobs" one
wait, that shot with the aisle number, didn't they use that in Evil Dead 3?,
that makes it two accidental killings for leather jacket
I hope this bitch frames him for everything
OH SHIT!
There are hotter women with better asses.
#believewomen
Pretty good. Started off lame but redeemed itself once the kills started
There are hotter women with better asses.
and there are fatter incels with bigger boobs than Darcy
You could have probably cut a lot of the shelf stocking scenes down a bit, as much as they tried to establish the characters I kind of forgot about them all until it was their time to get killed.
Slashers are incels.
I’m really drunk
got drunk at 4 PM
took a nap
woke up hungover at 8 PM
living the dream
didn't RLM glaze this movie
I won't pay the 7.99$. Shudder has shit besides Bob & Lads as Mads
Another "Shudder forces Joe Bob to peddle their original slop" movie
You guys wanna watch The Monkey afterwards?
i kind of like a double header where the first is an older movie and the second is a newer movie
of course you do
I have no problem with newer movies. It's just that Shudder originals are often not great
hello Bava's 'Blood and Black Lace' 1968?
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In a Violent nature is actually reallt good IMO
What would your slasher essentials be?
In a Violent Nature is a good modern movie
I saw it in theatres like 4 times
The Yoga kill and the woodcutter kill are incredible
also the scenery is beautiful
also the director follows Sam Hyde and Nick and has the lesbian bitch die the worst possible death after she cries about "cancel culture doesnt exist you fucking abelist"
the slasher rules is a good gimmick for joe bob segments, surprised it took this long to use it.
shame about the 2nd movie tho
is this guy a robot? why is the inside of his head shiny
My problem with the yoga kill is it completely ignores that people have organs and intestines inside of them
2nd movie is good dammit
good cinematagrophy
good kills
good music
the scene where Johnny walks to the Rangers Shack carrying the body, while the casette player muaic dies and slows down is kino
sounds like vaporwave kinda
You people make everything about politics.
What so you mean, "you people?"
I don't dislike it, just doesn't offer much on rewatch or for a party atmosphere. Intruder delivered at least
they ever gonna show scary of 61st on one of these
the woman who makes a small dick joke, bitches about guns, gets mad at the word "Retard", says "cancel culture doesnt exist you bigot", is a lesbian, and dies the most horrific death is certainly a statement, anon
not my fault you dont understand what the director was going for
could prompt some good joe bob material though, what was his star rating?
Maybe I'm just autistic but I went to the theatre to watch this movie multiple times The forest is so pretty
Rob Zombie's Friday the 13th
the fuck is this accent?
the fuck is this audio mixing, can't hear shit
canadian retard with some kind of Lisp
Ehren has such a weird voice and legit hard to hear sometimes
it's a modern movie
Its just the one Actor, he can barely fucking speak
for some reason they had him be the one to deliver the Johnny story
everyone else is intended to be hard to hear though as we follow Johnnys POV and everyones far away usually
it sounds better in a theatre tho :)
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i made a lil video on this movie :)
yeah you're right, everyone else wasn't too bad
cool, just gave it a dislike
why was the necklace hanging there for 70 years?
Joe Bob if you had watched the damn movie, you'd realize it was put there like ten years ago by the Park Ranger to keep Johnnys soul at rest
thanks that will boost it in the algorithim, any video interaction does that :)
okay he is making proto-slasher distinctions. and his "rules" do conveniently favor Torso over Black Christmas
found this on my hard drive. at least like 12 years old now
most annoying part of the movie coming up
FILL ME UP EHREENNN x 40
also this song "do you wanna get higggghhh" is kino
and the next song played on Ehrens cassette player
What were they even making fun of?
look at this fag going to get pussy hahaha what a loser!
???
so in the next kill, the Cassette Players headphones get cut by the Hacksaw, but the music keeps on playing
While this is probably an error, my head canon is that Ehrens cassette player has a speaker on it that switched to speaker mode when the headphones get disconnected
ALSO, after that scene, when Johnny goes to the Ranger Station, theres a display on the wall that says "Amoung the Pines", with Amoung being mispelled
even though this is an error, my head cannon is that the ranger typed it up himself and fucked it up
spoiling a movie you like isn't gonna make people in the thread like it
cry about it you bitch
tell me about johnny. why does he wear the mask
Cassette players with speakers are a thing. I had one when I was younger
saying someone dies in a slasher movie is a spoiler
post was made 1 minute before said death
Why dont you leave the thread and go watch something else if you are so miserable
they are not "politically incorrent" now as then. the point is the draw that distinction between the retro homage invading contemporary realism
sorry, fag, didn't mean to trigger you. go back to sharing your wikipedia facts on this gay movie
contemporary realism
Do people actually talk like that in real life? Outside of the internet, I mean
this dialogue
based johnny saving us from a lesbian sex scene
Written by AI trained on Reddit posts
Joe Bob should show the more "fun" of the two movies for the second film. This is hard to sit through after a few drinks
holy shit, ok i'm warming up to this movie
really stupid
Scream ruined the slasher
TRVTH NVKE
Joe Bob fucking hates this movie.
Happy to know he also thinks Scream killed the genre.
Intruder wasn't fun.
Has the second movie started yet?
this is the only good scene using the form
it's been going on for an hour and a half
i thought the killer died as a retard child? why is he now an adult pulling this james bond shit
Eh, I'll come back next week.
it's once a month now
and why can he be shot with a rifle at the start of the movie and shrug it off and now it knocks him down?
don't even put your hands up to shield yourself
the shot didnt hit him the beginning of the movie
Gay.
Jason isn't really supernatural till like Part 6.
He should just show schlock. In a Violent Nature is too good to meme.
I think it's reasonable that a 70 year old legend would replace "shopkeeper's retarded son that wasn't capable of living on his own and had to follow his dad around" with "shopkeeper's retarded small child" after a few decades of embellishment. It plays up the tragedy.
The Paralyzer!
That's a very slow and noisy machine
this is a chore to watch
Yeah... what ARE you waiting for?
Unc is crashing out, no cap.
What did he expect was going to happen? What a dumb way to die.
This movie is retarded. Oops, sorry "slow"
*methodical
this movie theme song
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similar to the earlier movie, the kills are fun but the rest is a bit of a slog
I think the movie itself is autistic. It is obsessed with numerical detail and measurement at the expense of all else, like The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters.
Intruder started slow but once the kills started the pace was great.
Should have been Johnny driving the truck
Gonna try to make a modern slasher movie with titties before Joe Bob dies.
yeah that's true, once the kills started in intruder it was good to the end. in this movie the kills are pretty spread out between boring shit and the ending is slow
Dead Labor Walking: In a Violent Nature's Marxist Grotesque — The Killer’s Step-by-Step Enumeration as Capital’s Quantified Logic of Violence
Took a piss and came back and this bitch is still talking
movie feels kind of schizophrenic. like there's these scenes of the killer just slowly walking through nature like it wants to be some slow, contemplative deconstruction. but then the kill scenes and the dialogue between the victims mostly feels like a complete stereotype of slasher movies, almost to the point of parody
I think thats the point, like a friday the 13th where you follow jason around instead of the dipshit counselors.
They drove for 12 hours, this lady told the longest fucking story ever, the other girl has time for a fucking nap...
And they park in the exact same spot she picked her up from.
I feel like modern directors don't know how to make a movie earnestly. Like they can't play it completely straight without their irony or references
it's just weird to have a deconstruction and a parody together like that. like i can imagine a version of this movie where the the victims are more normal and not obnoxious retards. or where the scenes following the killer have him doing over the top blood sacrifices to satan or whatever. but it's like they took parts of those versions and stuck them together
the woman was working with johnny obviously
Yeah, there was a good idea here but poorly executed. I would have liked to see more of him setting up kills like when he honked the horn and walked around the cabin to come up behind them
I don't know if its really a deconstruction, it doesn't really have anything to say about slashers, its just trying to do a different gimmick (except they don't really commit to it completely).
I think it would have been a lot better if it was half as long.
I didn't like much of it, but I liked that they foreshadowed that Johnny was appeased by immediately swapping to follow the bitch from that point forward. It lets you shut off the movie early if you notice.
caffeine just kicked in
dammit
idk if he was actually appeased though. that sheriff guy explicitly said just giving the necklace back wasn't enough. i thought the point of that shot was to establish that he picked up the necklace and was on the move again, maybe to kill the black girl who was worried he was still out there
Johnny sits up in the bed of the truck
johnny was the truck all along
so you guys want the monkey?
No napkins? Wtf?
I like to think he is still following her at his slow pace. Like "It" in It Follows
Had no idea what he was talking about with the brown panties.
I know a lot about the movie and behind the scenes and trivia but every time i posted you faggots were rude to me
enjoy your boring dead thread
nobody cares, faggot
nigger you were spoiling scenes
Lol, seethe. What an autismo.