Remember when Snyder fans hyped this so hard, proclaiming that it'll be the next Star Wars...

Piece of shit movie, Snyder really fucked it up on this one
Nobody remember this movie now

I never thought about it until I saw a post about it earlier but Superman and Batman are the only white people in his Justice League. Can you imagine another director getting away with that?

Every single Sneeder film lacks a couple of song and dance sequences for it to be 100% a Bollywood films. No wonder pajeets like him so much.

Isn't seven samurai overdone now

I don't know why Netflix is going hard on Rebel Moon, greenlighting a third and fourth film, not long after cancelling all Army of the Dead-related projects.
The problem here is that Snyder didn't add anything new to the formula, which is why people say Rebel Moon looks AI generated

There's nothing original about Rebel Moon. It's the cinematic equivalent of a retard playing with a random assortment of knock-off dollar store toys

You know it's bad when Disney said no to the script.

Army of the Dead was a more interesting Snydershit film

I tried watching out of curiosity, I'm not a Snyder guy, but was taken aback by just how "off-brand Star Wars" it is.

Snyderfags would call paint drying in slow motion kino.

The only thing I liked was the robot but even that seemed under developed

I couldn't stop laughing when a slow mo scene had an even slower scene on it. It's like Snyder became a parody of himself

That was Anthony Hopkins doing the heavy lifting

It was better, but that's like saying it's better to be kicked in the ass than in the nuts.
AotD had a fun premise. A Las Vegas heist but zombies are everywhere. That could be good.
But it just turned into this idiotic mess that didn't make any sense.

All it did was prove that Snyder is a hack.

Snyder has done that his entire career.

woke wars snyder style

Battle Beyond the Stars is a ripoff of The Magnificent Seven.

Those are boobs, you fag.

Snyder is a Kamala voting leftie and Anon Babble acts like he's based and redpilled. I really don't understand it

Kamala

leftie

lmao

The point is he isn't on your side and never has been

And Magnificent Seven is a ripoff of... C'mon, you know this one

Wait I know this...Sven Sam and I?

A Bug's Life?

The only good thing to come out of this franchise is this poster.

POST THE SLOW-MOS

these are the imperial troops from planet Imperius, the seat of the imperial empire

they are all dressed in imperial clothes and also have roman names

these are a rebel faction called the rebels, they come from a planet rebelia, that is currently rebelling against the empire

these are farmers from the farmlands of Farmia, they all look like farmers and they farm grain

this is a robot made for warfare, he is a roboticus mechanicus from the factories of factoria mechanica robotica, he is made for war but he doesn't want to fight, he also fights amazingly well and kills people in a cool way

this is a shirtless tarzano from the planet tarzania, he has long hair and is good with animals, here he tames a gryphon also from the planet tarzania which is also known in the old tongue as gryphonia, because it has gryphons, he's good at taming them

this is Nemesis from planet Childonia, she lost her child so she's killing other evil mothers like the spidermother, she has two artificial arms and can't hold babies anymore only cleavesabers

this is Kai from planet Eire, he has an irish accent and can't be trusted, he also has a twin brother called Wanai who has one eye, he shows up in the sequel

this is the other gladiator from the movie gladiator, here he plays a gladiator in the castor arena on the moon of pollux

these are the slutty latex bimbos of sluticus V, they play a large role in the extended cut as dangerous sluts

I think the movies were overly maligned. They aren't particularly good but they've got a few nice visuals and I appreciate anyone who has nipples flopping around in their sci-fi/fantasy shlock

I appreciate anyone who has nipples flopping around in their sci-fi/fantasy shlock

As if that improves the film. By the time the sex scene comes on i've already put on a better flick.

This has the same issues as Star Wars. A lack of imagination. We can go to any world, any galaxy, discover any alien or creature or society. And we get farmers on a grain field. Holy fucking shit.

Star Wars can't imagine a world without a Death Star we gotta blow up for the sixth time. Awful.

Snyder isn't a hack, he's just doesn't have an imagination for writing.
He is a visual artist and visual storyteller.
He should lean more heavily on finding someone that can has an imagination that he can put on film.
If he could find someone to do that, he would be great.

just wait for the 5 sequels and the massive video game, this will be a multi billion dollar franchise

I unironically thought up to this point in time that it was a Star Wars movie.

Sexo with Saint Sybil

It does when it's cheese like Rebel Moon. It's the same reason b-movies are fun with titties and gore, you're just there for some fluff. I generally agree with you in movies/shows where there's an actual story since I'd rather more dialog than sex scenes or tits and ass, but Rebel Moon's not that kinda thing

Yes but Snyder thinks Rebel Moon is a film with a story worth telling. Those B movies you're talking about weren't pretentious and 3 and a half hours long

because it has lightsabers probably