10/10 looks

10/10 looks

IQ of 149

fame and fortune

I'm wondering what troubled Jim to make him slide into so much drug use and alcoholism

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probably having an intelligence officer for a dad who groomed you

I keep seeing people say he’s CIA but I haven’t really bothered looking up proof of it.

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Probably the fact that he was groomed by the CIA to destroy the hippie movement by promoting drug abuse.

Read about the artists that came out of the Laurel Canyon. They were a tight bunch.

Smart people live in hell, I know I do

They know too much, I think it’s a guilty conscience.

Anal addiction. Look it up.

Anal, not even once.

Lament for my cock

Follow me across the sea where milky babies seem to be

Illegitimate son of a Rock N Roll star, Mom met dad in the back of a Rock N Roll car, yeah

Oh yeah. Real 149 IQ stuff. Did Robert Zimmerman really do this much damage to reading comprehension?

someone post the pasta already

*shitty MKUltra circus music starts playing*

I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN

*shitty boomer guitar solo*

SHE GET HIIIIGH

SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIGH

SHE GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

*shitty ten minute CIA-funded keyboard solo

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

*song ends*
wow, truly the GOAT band. Thank you Jim Morrison for your truly groundbreaking """music"""

He didn't die. People started believing the completely baseless unfounded rumours that he was a CIA plant designed to compromise & control the burgeoning countercultural hippy/free love movement, so we faked his death and pulled him out of there, let him go back to his desk in Topeka.

tfw too smart to be alive

thanks

USAID's last gasps

HELLO

I LOVE YOU

WON’T YOU TELL ME YOUR NAME

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I think being high IQ and having full access to every distraction in the world, while profiting off and believing in 60s druggie spirituality culture, would be an almost certain death sentence unless you made a very drastic call to get away. He most likely had addiction genes too he looks like the type. It's like being a pedophile surrounded by middle schools.

new ringtone just dropped

American high culture.

Hello my son, you will follow in my footsteps but instead of being a stiff shirt you will be a rock star. All hail the secret establishment!

this happens dozen+ times across households with no one questioning

high IQ agent has to go into hiding because the French are after him

Very realistic scenario

It's like being a pedophile surrounded by middle schools.

you would know

Jesus Christ, you people are fucking retards. Why are you faggots so obsessed with believing every retarded conspiracy theory?

Hi Jim

I have 10/10 looks but will still die eventually just like everybody else. Might as well party hard in this short life.

I knew he was still alive

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this dude was a glowie

post face

IQ of 149

It's one of the first "facts" you learn about Jim Morrison and to this day I pic related.

He didn't have 10/10 looks. Maybe 8/10 briefly when he looked his absolute best, and wasn't fat, but that's stretching it.

Hi, retarded faggot.

Jim what’s up man

smart people are frequently fucking stupid

It's another retarded Anon Babble meme. Just ignore it like all the rest.

In August of 1964 Morrison was in command of local American forces (including the USS Maddox (DD-731)) from his flagship USS Bon Homme Richard making him directly in the chain of command during the Gulf of Tonkin incident.

I don't know about the CIA stuff but his dad was directly involved in the false flag that was used as an excuse to start the Vietnam war - that much is admitted on wikipedia. Crazy coinkidink

The Doors don't sound like this

K I N O
Yeah the Doors are that.

His father personally started Vietnam War

wrong. That was Mark Wahlberg

/thread

Yes and Ozzie Osbourne's dad worked as toolmaker so Ozzie secretly makes tools. Paul McCartney's dad was a firefighter so Paul sneaks out at night to put out fires. Many such cases, although not everyone is a 149+ iq superman like Jim

Kek that's a funny roast because I look at bit like Morrison, am a creativefag and have partied way harder than most couls get away with without dying or going to prison. So I don't see it as strange at all. I would absolutely self-destruct in his shoes unless something saved me.

The most Morrisonian part is that you think we care

Be careful what you wish for is all. You can get all the money and power and women in the world, and still end up in the gutter if it's where you think you're meant to be.

Isn't the gutter more artistic? Are you there now, grandpanon?

Been there multiple times and rose back higher each time. I do live amongst the gutter people so I guess you could say that

Glownigger LSD slop, probably a kike

Lmaoo

Why'd they do Nico like that? Was she really such a massive whore?

I'm guessing it was the result of 10/10 good looks, high IQ, fame and fortune, and realizing that none of it provided him with fulfillment.

She was their mirror, she reflected what they were.

QRD?

Jim Morrsion's dad was a Navy admiral in the Navy during Vietnam

Blessed Thread

How did he start vietnam though

Thanks for posting it anon

4/10 if trolling
1/10 if serious

Beautiful

This

IQ of 149

Looks around the room to try to figure out a band name. Could have easily been called:

The Staplers

The Drywalls

The Clocks

The Light Switches

The Desks

The Lamps

The Filing Cabinets

IQ of 149

inb4 other low IQ retards trying to justify this retarded name by an overrated low IQ retard

>The Filing Cabinets

Uh based?

want Doors movie

it's just about Jim being an asshole

Ray Manzarek is barely a character in the movie. Too bad because Val really looked a lot like Jim at the time.

He is a 10/10 on this album cover at least. (No homo)

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Not taking the naming of the band seriously is actually indicative of a high IQ.

He named it after the Doors of Perception by Aldous Huxley about drug use. I am impressed by how well read Morrison was back then when you couldn't just look to infographics for reading lists. He also spent a long time tripping trying to break on through to the other side.

It was one of the best selling books of the time. Essential reading for any 1965 edgy teen, not some obscure text

IQ of 149

I'm wondering what troubled Jim to make him slide into so much drug use and alcoholism

Imagine dealing with people 49 points lower IQ than you; in every interaction.

Ratings have skyrocketed due to the browning. Back then of course he was just the average because everyone was white and practically nobody was obese.

Aka Al Queda.

>inb4 other low IQ retards trying to justify this retarded name by an overrated low IQ retard

And there it is.

Actually believing this post hoc justification for being a low-IQ retard who can't think of an actual good name and when asked looks around in a drug-induced stupor and comes up with the dumbest shit ever thinking it's really deep maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

Like I said, could have been called 'The Walls' or 'The Windows' and the excuse after could still be it's about 'breaking on through to the other side'. At least a wall would need to be broken, and a window is at least made of glass that breaks, and you don't just have to turn the knob to walk through them. Irony when the band could also just as easily be called 'The Knobs' and would actually be more accurate.

Imagine actually believing that obvious bullshit about 'muh Doors of Perception' and thinking the retard is somehow a deep thinker lol.

This is so sad. Genuinely bringing me down.

it's inconceivable that someone could read a book

If they ever had they sure as fuck would have come up with something less retarded than the fucking Doors.

Rick And The Ravens

Kino.