SNEAK ATTACK

SNEAK ATTACK

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SHILL ATTACK

it looks like the fat is going to explode out of santa claus. why is he wearing blue instead of his red suit?

I already bought tickets I'm taking my stepson to see this tomorrow afternoon.

looks like an asian sized xxl

Middle aged men do not enjoy this film

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Based give hima kiss for me

I hope they give it an oscar as a big joke because conan is doing the oscars again next time. lmao.

don't forget to take the wife's boyfriend too

No longer attempting to make good movies, Hollywood now produces bad movies on purpose and tells you you're meant to enjoy that they're bad.

Even movies for children should be good movies. Is it so bad to demand good things for our children? Do we just have to give them The Last Unicorn and Secret of NIMH forever and ever?

jared hess is bad taste, low hanging fruit for kids on purpose.

My favorite part of the movie was the main characters do a group hug while baby piglins burn to the death in the background.

For war they train you how to kill the men, but they never train you on how to kill the babies.

I hope you two have a good afternoon, I hope he likes it

its really funny how the only people hating on the movie are middle age men and obnoxious movie "critics"
like you're not even the target audience unc sybau and go hang out with your wife or something bro

Holy fuck this movie looks so bad.

Did they rush the final product?

I still see bluescreen in the background.

Jesus.

I know that it's not made for me but it's still soulless shit.

Even things for children should be good.

The Minecraft fandom has fallen......

its one of the most soulful movies of the last few years, its packed full of ironic memes and references like big chungus but dumb milennials are taking it completely seriously like it's supposed to be a new godfather movie.

No anon. They didn't go to hard on the sonic movie.

They used to make things for children with sovl, now they just treat them like retards and make the most asinine slop possible.

It's literally from the leaked workprint.

Maybe kids are just tarded now

Only time I laughed during the whole film

Stop pretending to be retarded and if you aren't pretending kill yourself

It's like all the writers just vanished.

they were mostly making fun of the movie, as everyone should, only the older minecraft gamers seem to be angry at the movie.

poopjeet defending it's abhorrent creation

From what I've gathered online the kids absolutely love the movie. Good for them

*ahem* Minecraft is not as good as the Irishman

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This is the most retarded argument you could ever give for something meant for children.

it's slop

As if you didn't watch shit of a similar level when you were a child too. Kid slop is intergenerational.

That part was legitimately kinda funny.

This really feels like a movie made with some other tax writeoff scripts designed to either sink or break even at best rolled into the leftovers of this film's development hell. It's the closest thing I've seen to the cinematic schizophrenia of Cat in the Hat, only that was an interesting and occasionally amusing sort of weird

Why you watching old men on youtube gay boy?

TBD is my new favorite screenwriter

It's the slopification.

Is it as good as Secret of NIMH or The Last Unicorn?

NOOOOOOOOO STOP TELLING EVERYONE HOW BAD IT LOOKS

calm down shlomo

are you saying you would eat a steak right in front of your kid as you feed it a hotdog? Fuck you anon.

Actually funny

This and the Swedish joke were the only real jokes in the entire movie, the rest is just unintentional comedy. (And the delivery on the Swedish joke is fucking awful.)

well children consider it good so...

w-whats the Swedish joke?

Children want ice cream for dinner.

Chris Gore

Still a hack after 25 years.

Where was her UNLIMITED POWER?

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pointless human side character is out to dinner with pointless villager side character

waiter asks if they're finished

she says, "he's swedish, actually, and we're done with dinner" because he speaks in HMM HMM villager-speak

that's it

all the scenes with jennifer coolidge were the only funny parts of the movie

how are you guys so retarded that you can't realize those are early renders

look at the fucking trailer does it look like that to you? idiot

Please tell me the actor was Swedish. I don't want to have to ruin this films box office for being heckin misrepresentin a minority.

We're not talking about food. We're talking about entertainment. Stay on topic.

go to the arcade beforehand

I'm a 25 year old boomer and loved it. Peak brainrot, just don't take it too seriously.

Babies are A LOT easier to kill tbqhwyf.

Cool. Make sure to get extra butter on the popcorn

Is this movie at least cringe-kino?