8 years

guarantee this interview keeps him up at night still. It's like that painful high school memory you just can't get over, even though you are 35 and literally no one but you remembers it, you still keep replaying it in your mind, thinking up "what I should of said."
Except in this fat fucks situation lots of people remember this incident and still laugh about it, such is the price of celebrity.

fat who…?

People that view banter likes puzzle or something to win like you are extremely autistic and definitely not the arbiter of what’s a good comeback

thank you chad anon, you have opened my eyes.
ive struggled with insecurities regarding banter my entire life.
i will now jerk off thinking of you.

Ew faggot

ok

go to website

Well, you know, if that happened then I would tell my friends not to sleep with you because you’re not nice! You seem like a nice lady but you’re not!

qrd?

Oh really

*smiles insidiously*

You would dare to insult the cosmos?

*pulls ancient tome from within his jacket*
*room falls silent as he turns to a specific page*

LET THE ELDRITCH POWERS COURSE!

*lights black out*
*audience begins screaming in panic*

G'NATH ELDRATCHANAR F'THGYLL GRY'NDOT!

*ominous red light glows from the pages of the tome illuminating Jonah*

OH GREAT ONE! I SUMMON YOU, A HASTUR CF'AYAK'VULGTMM, VULGT'LAGLN VULGTMM!

*audience begins rioting and destroying the studio*

ARISE!

*studio roof rips off*
*a primordial, coruscating chaos descends upon France*
*audience have epileptic fits from the bright flashing clouds in the dark sky*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

*fleshy tendrils sprout from Jonah's back as his face begins to swell*
*the audience dissolves into a stew of screaming meat*

I AM THE COSMOS!

*ascends to the eldritch plane*
*brings forth rivers of blood and oceans of sorrow*

!DIK LENNOSREP GNIHTON

*sentences France to ten thousand generations of subjugation to the dark powers*

invokes eldritch horros out of friendly banter

butthurt

bitch, thats fresh but not subway fresh

did I leave to get my wallet?

what am I, your pimp?

is it because I'm Jew?

yeah, if I was dating your boyfriend I would probably fantasize about other men too.

all of these are terrible anon

stop posting this ho, she makes me uncomfortable

domination would be effective. scare tactics. slap gun on table, call her a whore and tell her to say that shit again. Convince her that you have no more care in the world and the moment she pisses you off again you blow her brains out. Show her you have nothing to lose.

only then would she back down and apologise. Id still slap her too. or rape her. live on tv. basically violence.

I dont condone this behaviour. Im answering a question on how to win.

It's crazy, there have been like 6 versions of Jonah since this interview.

she was being incredibly insulting it wasn't just a joke if you just laugh it off and try to be funny you come off as a spineless clown

Unless he has a funnier, snarkier, sarcastic remark, delivered in confident, deadpan way, he's cooked.

Yeah, she's unbeatable. Jonah realised it years ago, but he couldn't accept it and sperged out.
Sometimes you can't win.
Nigga please, stop this embarassment. All of those were torn to shreds the first time they got posted.

*laughs*

"why are you so obsessed with me? I don't even think about you?"

would it have worked?

food for thought

my boss/job related

You can see who got raped in that picture

What you say doesnt matter, its the delivery

My uber eats reviews

The only real comeback is to say that Leo and Brad prefer younger women, that's it

Put your mother in a strait-jacket, you punk ass white girl! Come here and tell me that and I’ll fuck you in the ass, you punk white girl. You cunt. You can’t touch me, you’re not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you, you hoe. Come and say that to my face and I’ll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can’t last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you scared now you hoe. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I’ll fuck you till you love me cunt.

Oh but I bet if I said there was an all you can eat buffet over there you would hear that perfectly well

oh but i bet if i said there was an a-

sorry it's still cutting out, could you repeat that?

yeah Ornella, well Archives of Comedy

I kneel

he had no possible comeback, he had a translator in his earpiece so by the time he heard the joke in english the audience was already laughing at him. then even if he thought of a good enough comeback it probably wouldn't translate into french. he was doomed from jump street.

Yeah Ornella, well I noticed all the men you listed were wh*te. What's the matter? Can't get a black men interested in you like a real women could so you're stuck with white guys?

I bet next you'll be telling us how you find an Asian man attractive

And yet, it's me that will go home and get to watch my wife get fucked by our black bull while you're here sucking tiny little white boys off

All of these are cringe as fuck.
What Ornella did is show him and the world that, for all his wealth and fame, he'll only ever be a lonely fat kid.
Se's a modern day Diogenes.

How do I breed a French woman?

You have to be black, brown or a cuck.

Maybe if he accused her of being antisemitic somehow, for one reason or another, based on her insult, he could flip the script and get her on the defensive. IDK just a thought.

When two people love each other very much, the daddy plants a seed in the mommy's belly.
He then pushes it all the way back with his dick.

He should've just said "that's funny"

inb4 somebody does the exact same thing I'm doing

Just laugh and smile. He's an actor, power through the pain, go home, start lifting and never mention it again.