Are you going to see the Minecraft movie?
Are you going to see the Minecraft movie?
the kino corner
What the fuck? This is Anon Babble blackface
Me and gf sat below a group of halfway irony-poisoned middle schoolers/young high schoolers. They were pretty loud at times, and then, when the credits rolled, they clapped and cheered loudly. This ironic clapping bothered me because I could tell there were parts of the movie they genuinely enjoyed and found funny.
these children were enjoying themselves
it made me miserable
When did I say that? I said it bothered me they ironically clapped, as I could tell they had legitimately enjoyed a lot of the movie.
You could release 1Man1Jar in theaters and zoomers would watch it to be le epic.
how do you know it was ironic clapping
Because right after that they were talking about it being the worst movie ever
do you think this is genuine, anon?
x.com
also, I was mugged in the lobby by a couple of the youths
of course they had to put a sex scene into it
was snood naked?
It was Jack Black and Jason Mamoa obviously.
what the fuck
is any clapping in a theater genuine? have you ever genuinely clapped after a movie? i sure hope not unless it was in the live company of or presented by someone who was involved with it
This is like the memes where a bar erupts after someone wins at sportsball, but they digitally add some scene from a movie on the screens instead. Except this time, its real.
damn
all these based zoomers committing a federal crime by recording at the theater
millennial cucks would never
What color were these kids? (Please say black.)
I already did and while it wasn't as obviously fake as what happened in OP's pic the kids were clearly all having a good time
As a jewish man this makes me happy
We haven't reached peak ironyslop yet.
This almost sounds like what my experience was when I saw the 20th anniversary screening of The Room two years ago except instead of middle schoolers it was millennials. No dancing in the aisles but there were people throwing plastic spoons every time a spoon was shown on screen.
zombiejockey jumping off of the chicken
ummmm that doesn't happen unless chicken is killed, shit movie
Did you read at all?
this is the proper way to see the film
things that never happened
lol
Americlaps can't resist it, they will clap for anything
millennials always like to complain about zoomies doing something that they were also doing
being a huge faggot in a movie theater that can only get excited at shitty references to crappy memes
Nah
I'm sure a movie with 20 years of accepted cultural responses and in-jokes is the same as a movie that was just released.
You might as well complain about people dressing in drag to see Rocky Horror.
Only now they realize only middle schoolers care about Minecraft?
Sounds like the average Indian movie theater
that guys in his mid 20s talking about how amazing it was to be hooting and hollering amongst middle schoolers at a minecraft showing
we're so fucking cooked
fr fr
we all remember how you reacted to baby yoda, millenitroon
Are you illiterate or what? He never said he partook in anything he described
autists don't understand collective social-expression and the fact that it doesn't need to serve literal or practical purposes
Color me surprised.
[yells in panjabi]
he's never had fun in a group before
I guess those clappers and hooters are all autistic then, because wasn't it social understanding to be quiet during movies, or in certain places like libraries?
So, it's a good movie for kids, that is what I am getting from this.
The core target demo loves it
Anon Babble gets angry that other people enjoyed the movie
because wasn't it social understanding to be quiet during movies
No? Not at ALL times and under ALL circumstances, fag.
my god it's like there's no difference between whites and ranjeets. that's what i saw in that clip and no one can tell me otherwise.
already seen it, it was kino
actually those are americans
saw it yesterday, everybody was going crazy
you didn't get this kind of tomfoolery from the mario movie i tell you what
I witness these experiences whenever a movie is somehow part of the zeitgeist like Matrix, LOTR, or Star Wars.
irony poisoning
It's another way of framing it as if is this part of a hobby, interest, or zeitgeist.
Anon Babble stole the term from 90s film nerds obsessed with soviet amateur garbage
Are you going to see the Minecraft movie?
Absolutely no, not and nope, i am slop enjoyer without taste but even i cannot stomach this godawful shit.
Nah, it's from this.
Well now I have to go see it
children enjoy watching children's movie
wow what a shocker
this is unironically not for you movie
children's movie
it literally has sex jokes in it
Slopulism wants you back.
kids don’t like sex jokes
What kind of a sheltered home schooled loser were you as a kid?
tv be like:
STOP PUTTING TRANNIES INTO KIDS MOVIES
also tv:
kinography is literally Russian word. it was invented to describe Russian cinema. Where do you think that exploitable got it? cold war-era film auteurs who routinely claimed Soviet films were the pinnacle of human expression, so they started calling Russian movies 'kinography'. it evolved from there to say movies that had the elements of a good kinograph was 'kino'. it had 'kino'. as in, it could be considered kinographic/on the level of a good Soviet film. it spread into the broader film buff sphere as a bit of an ironic inside joke, before spreading to broader internet culture.
I thought it was german, desu. It means movie/cinema in polish aswell apparently.
It's Greek. Different languages rendered it differently, but Kino/Cinema means moving and graph means picture.
Them kids gonna be alright.
because they all have a root in the same French word (which as points out ultimately comes from Greek) that the English 'cinema' does. the whole of photography was a French innovation, they were the dominant force in the development of all things photography until the 1960s.
It's a complaing about other generations thread
Shalom fellow 4channelers!
White kids acting like pajeets lmao
It's just the German word for cinema, you sperg.
Europeans frequently borrow words from each others languages, which is why you see Russians using it too.
muh pajoots
Why are you like this?
WHAT!? HOW AM I NOT THE TARGET AUDIENCE?? THIS IS CULTURAL GENOCIDE!!!
Good morning, sir
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and we're talking about why it's used in English as a distinct term, midwit.
On Anon Babble it means "ironically excellent". The hierachy is as follows (from bad to "good"): Flick; Movie; Film; Cinema; Kino.
It’s pretty hilarious how this place actively embraces being the obnoxious, uptight old people that complain about everything, especially people younger than them, being bad. You’ve literally become the type of out of touch person everyone laughed at when they were growing up as kids.
The jeet-ification of zoomies and alphas in real time
i just say kino as a replacement for based
Dude clapping is a sign of appreciation for a LIVE performance where the artist can fucking hear you. Clapping for a movie is flat out mongoloid behaviour.
i can tell you're german
They killed it, any mirrors?
german
90% of countries in the world people don't fucking clap at recordings you fucking americlap retard
germans hate it when crowds express their feelings about a film