Windguardium Levoisa!

I'm gonna have to say the firestorm spell that Dumblydoor did in HBP, but obviously the canonical answer is love

What movie is this? Ehh what age is she in this

some turboautist name dax flamed is hitting that

Was in the same as the uncontrollable spell that destroyed most of the secret room during the battle for hogwart?

Wine, promises of relevance, Marchesa dresses and Louboutin heels.

I can't watch Harry Potter now without knowing Hermione canonically had a huge bush in every scene

Its Leviosa

does it blow her skirt up

When was this established?

uncontrollable

Maybe if you're Gregory Goyle, but I bet I could get a handle of it.

When Emma was photographed with a huge bush on her 18th birthday

youtube.com/shorts/i7aK8VNNDYk

Lol this is best

I don't remember this

Sure you could, kiddo.

As soon as she turned 18, the paps started lying on the floor to get upskirt shots. There was a few that got pics of her sheer panties when her dress rode up in a car.

It's
LEVIOOOSUUUUH

I don't believe it

Witch Trainer Silver

Walk up to the hottest girl in the series Cho Chang

"IMPERIO"

Suck my cock

Finish up

Ride my cock

Finish up

"OBLIVIATE!"

Walk away

This is why Harry Potter needs to stay a kids series

Milkus Spermus

Imagine being able to grab two snitches at once, but knowing one you wanted the most, you could never have.

Harmoine should've been a thing.

Drastically inferior to the supreme, transcendental, 5th-dimensional canon that is Hermoldemort

Dracrid is superior

Why would Voldemort fuck Hermoine when she's a muggle? He hated his muggle father

I imagine there are detailed, extremely graphic fanfictions about both of those.

Yes, and I’ve written some

Obviously because Hermione, being the best witch of her generation, is able to show Voldemort the error of his ways and bring him back to the Light, using the power of muggleborn pussy

Hermoine isn't even that great of a witch she just knows useful spells

For me, it's Grawp / Flitwick

Hermione, Ginny, and Luna probably used their wands on their vaginas at some point. Luna especially.

What, you haven't seen the movies? Hermione is the perfect witch with no flaws whatsoever, Ron and Harry are literal retards whose only merits are being friends with her.

Please leave

Movies are trash, read the books

I have, I was making a joke

A few hundred VoldHer, for sure. Just add time travel shenanigans or horcrux becoming indepent people

Harry was soi, so no

Write an essay on Luna's armpits.

Snrout, Narcimbledore, Ludonagall, Verninny, Nearly-Headless-Ninch-Fletchley, Salazobby, Deanmander, Slughirius, Xenofudge, Walbonks, Sanguilch, Meropetunia, and Gilderape are ALL massively more based.

Meropetunia

How does this work when Merope was dead before Petunia was ever born?

Time travel

Time travel.
Upon laughing and roundhouse kicking the young, tearful, and resentful Petunia Evans to the wet muddy ground after rejecting her pitiful attempt at getting in Hogwarts, Dumbledore accidentally dropped a priceless enchanted time gizmo while dabbing, which she then picked up, gaining super magic powers in the process. But not the sort of magic powers that let her get recognised by the magic quill of acceptance Hogwarts. No, just magic powers that let her read minds, levitate stuff, transfigure things, ride brooms etc. Completely different, but heckin' valid. Anyway, the stone also transports her back in time to conveniently Merope Gaunt's childhood, and the two bitter outcasts conspire in a five fucking thousand word long lesbianic ritual between underaged children to rule the world and destroy the comically evil Dumbledore and all his elaborate shenanigans once and for all. The entire thing ends with the pair performing a complicated spell that summons the real life JK Rowling into the story, who Petunia sentences to a gruesome execution of being eaten alive slowly by corrosive maggots, followed summarily by Dumbledore. Merope then reveals she's a beautiful and valid trans women, and the two adopt a young Snape from his transphobic tyrant parents before Petunia's TERF sister can bully him into staying as a boy the rest of his miserable life.
TAGS: GIRLDICK, PETUNIA/MEROPE, FUCK JK ROWLING, SCHEMING DUMBLEDORE, MARAUDERS ERA

or horcrux becoming indepent people

A-As in orgies?

No doubt some sicko must have writeen a fanfic about each horcrux having their own body and gangbanging Hermione

pure sex

If she flicks her time trinket like a maniac she could be the one doing the gangbanging.

One of my favorite stories is one in which Hermione masturbates, then uses the time turner to go back and eat herself out while she was trying to masturbate. I believe this causes a time paradox that destroys the world upon her orgasm.

Hermione was quite literally born to be with Professor Flitwick.
Filimione is carved irrevocably in her destiny like the stars gliding across the astral ocean, a sidereal symphony of divine perfection.
Hermione's what you might call in witching-parlance, 'Midge-Mad'. From the very moment she sat herself down in a great impatient harrumph at her first charms lesson, big bossy brown eyes aglitter as the ridiculous puny scrap of a man hurried feebly past them twirling his silly little moustache, she was hooked. She wanted one.
From that moment, unbeknownst to Harry and Ron, and perhaps even to the stirring flame in her chest, Hermione strove in every second of her Hogwarts adolescence to please Professor Flitwick with impeccable scores and ingenious self-fabricated charms. By the eve of her sixth year, most of her free time was spent daydreaming wild lucid fantasies of jamming his deformed little melon of a head up her vagina, or chasing him nakedly through the corridors like a giant tiger preying upon a stumpy legged mouse.
Hermione cried for days on end when Ron's jealous temper finally culminated in the boy obliterating the professor's head with an auction gavel. Dumbledore awarded Ron ten points for his daring display of student initiative and announced that thenceforth no midges shall be tolerated on the Hogwarts grounds, but secretly kept several of them captive in a hidden midge-terrarium of his office to torture for his private amusement. Ron was often invited to this room.