Zelda movie dropping 26/3/2027

Hunter Schaffer as Zelda confirmed?

and then Link built some kind of death surf board that could also fly

Obviously snood as Zelda

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snood? more like poo’d. she belongs in the dust bin.

This, but Link

I don't want snood to become 'that cute actress that's a safe pick for kids movies'. I want her to take the lewd route

We don't lood the snood 'round these parts

Javier Bardem, Ian McShane, or Idris Elba for Ganondorf

chris pratt as link, jack black as gannon

Zendaya as Zelda

William Shatner as Link

I think Zelda should be Leslie Jones.
Link played by Jack Black.
And starring The Rock as Ganondorf.
My dad at Nintendo likes it, and the company seem thrilled with the proposal.

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Alex Pettyfer as Link
Emma Watson as Zelda

100% zendaya as zelda. it wont even be funny anymore.

This but Ganon

Hunter Schaffer as Zelda confirmed?

He already said he'd take the role if it was offered, so now Nintendo has to give him the role.

Timmy C will make a great twink Link and everyone's favorite star actress Zendaya will scowl her way through an unforgettable role as Zelda. The Rock will be Gannondorf.

Dylan Sprouse as Link
Elle Fanning as Zelda
Pedro Pascal as Ganon

Perfect

No chin. Lmfao

This is perfect casting so you know it's never going to happen

Grace Van Dien or Kathryn Newton

Two alternatives: or Zelda will be a black dominatrix, or she will be a karen who cucks Link.

live action

Just make Ganon hot

enjoy your dev patel.

woman ganandorf

It'll be Zendaya as Zelda. They need someone young enough.

Troondaya is almost 30.

Which seems about right.

Out of 100

30 isn't young, gramps.

Chris Pratt

lewd

What lewd? She's built like a 12 year old.

if they don't cast a green man as Gannondorf i boycott

3 nigs

Our boy Elliot Page as Link

Link will be played by the Rock. But true to the games he won't have any voice lines (other than occasional grunting when he eats shit in yet another shrine).

Christopher Lambert was explicitly the inspiration for Ganondorf in OOT
Not saying it should be him, but I just find it interesting

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Why do you all want this? Haven't you learned your lessons yet about live action slop?

Checked. We don't. 80% of this thread is memes.

Tis just jokes, lad.
Or do you actually think people want that tranny as Zelda?

sauce?

Timmy (twink link), Zen (zelda, not gerudo), jason mamoa (ganon)

They should make more oracle games instead of a movie

Kevin Hart as Tingle

Will break all box-office records if it's even half-good.