how do i claim them?
How do i claim them?
don’t they have daughters?
i’d taxidermy him and put him on my couch so I could watch kino with him
This is unseemly desu. Regardless of whatever beef you had with your parents, at least have the human decency to give them a funeral, however basic or perfunctory it may be.
The Jewish boomer was, in this rare case, correct in cutting his kids out of their inheritance
You have to pay their back taxes.
Leave your kids nothing
They leave your body in the morgue
Looks like all the Hackman family drama is about to spill out
Funerals are meaningless you fucking ape
They told them to duck off years ago and cut them from the inheritance
anybody else disgusted with this golddigger? she fucking stole this guy from his family, didn't give him any kids and took all his inheritance probably for her relatives, I know how these fucking golddigger gookchinks operate
calls others apes
thinks one of the oldest ceremonies in humankind is meaningless
since the patient and his wife are both dead, whoever shows up to claim this body will have to pay us all of their medical bills tee hee!
WTF WHY IS NOBODY SHOWING UP????
yeah thats a real mystery
His estate, with has millions, pays for it
Considering all their money goes to charity, would that meaning whoever claims the bodies has to pay for the funeral?
Holy shit, his daughter cannot be worse. We are vindicated to call their laughter in the pap pix a very ominous sign. Does his will not have any burial instructions? Is Santa Fe run by ants??
ESL. It's not about who pays for it, it's that his daughters haven't claimed their bodies to proceed with the funeral.
its actually very easy to claim a body. anyone can do it you dont have to be related. just go fill out the proper paperwork
His daughters aren't her daughters why the fuck would they claim her body?
Funerals are meaningless you fucking ape
i'm guessing in real life he was a lot more French Connection than he was The Conversation
I'm on the way to claim Michelle's body right now!
Get a job
because their fathered loved her?
If we claim them, do we get a discount on Ned Betty too? We could have the whole Superman Cast at bargain prices.
how could they have medical bills if they were found dead ?
Gotta send paramedics to try to resuscitate them. Then a couple thousand dollar ambulance ride to the hospital to do an expensice autopsy.
shes not dead
They can't even claim his, the guy gave them life + kept them under a roof until 18.
We could claim Margot Kidders body and when she's not starring in SUPERMAN: THE MOVIE bone gallery, we could rent her out to Robert Downey Jr. As a reminder to cut back on the bathtubs full of cocaine binges.
DO NOT REDEEM
They didn't ask to be born.
welp i guess we know who dunnit
He's not Jewish, though people think he is for some reason. The curly hair I guess.
You need the claim ticket.
There's one hidden inside one of the Lex Luthor Superman 2 figurines.
Would you ever have sex with a celebrities corpse? Fresh, like in the morgue?
Me? I'd rape these two bitches corpses. Suck on their cold ass titties. Last dance with Mary Jane.
took all his inheritance probably for her
Playing the long con, spend 30 years pretending to be a devoted Japanese wife to get that sweet inheritance when you are only a few years away from death yourself.
You're thinking of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
Since i’m not an incel or mexican or pajeet sex to me isn’t about sticking my dick into any warm hole i can get my hands on, it’s about feeling and intimacy, so no Rajesh there are actually no dead bodies i’d fuck.
Funerals in muttland cost like 20k.
plus you have to tip the taxidermist
relatives means her
lol someone has never dealt with asian women before, your loyal chink wife will sell your for dead before anything happens to her daddy
She also had a will, where she left everything to Hackman.
Shouldn't he have an estate? Wouldn't his lawyer pick him up and and get him buried in some pre-established plot or mausoleum even if his family didn't claim him?