"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"

"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"

Erm...gay?!

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It's not.

You don't understand friendship. It's not gay to let your friend fuck you in the ass

<3

So you can just carry something else holding the ring and not the ring itself? Why didn't they do this shit earlier instead of at the end of the journey? Tolkien is a hack

No, it's super manly and friend pilled

I GOT A RING IN 'ERE LAST NIGHT

we're going to destroy this fucking ring so I can go back home and go balls deep in Rosie's tight little Hobbit hole!

TFW realizing Sam was the main character all along.

put ring on mouse

give mouse to some guy

use eagle to directly drop guy at the entrance of mount doom

guy drops mouse with ring into lava

use invincible ghost army to easily wipe out any resistance along the way

give me one good reason why this wouldn't work

The eagle would get spotted and killed.

I think the nazgul should be suitably distracted by the invincible ghost army killing all their dudes

The mouse would gain extraordinary power and rule in Sauron's name

Frodo acting like the best and most serene boy in the world after the ring was destroyed annoyed me so much when he never really appreciated Sam's effort at all

I can't carry small thing but i can carry a larger and heavier thing that which also contains the small thing

literally walked out of the theatre at this point

When you look at it from the perspective of Sam being the only "lower class" character it's kind of interesting. Every single other character in the Fellowship - and most outside of it too - are either royals, noblemen or gentry. Sam is the only genuine "everyman" type guy. I don't know if this was intentional on Tolkien's part but it's interesting.

DEI plot

hate this faggot so much it is unreal

I don't get it. He really couldn't carry the ring for that final stretch without getting corrupted? What an absolute pussy, man. Can't swim, starts crying when asked to go home and can't even carry a fucking ring, Sam you absolute failure of a human being. Go back and simp for the cave girl hobbit woman you like simping so much for.

No you dumb dense dunce fuck. Sam already carried the Ring when he thought Frodo has died. Sam managed to withstand the Ring's power. Any other person carrying Frodo would immediately dumped him into a hole and take the Ring. Even just being near Frodo tempted Boromir.

No you imbecilic media illiterate AMERICAN. Frodo took the Ring back because he didn't want it to corrupt Sam and he himself was already partially corrupted by the Ring. The fact that Sam COULD WILLINGLY give the Ring back makes him an SS Tier being on par with Galadriel and Gandalf in terms of will power.

The movie really messed up by not including the scene from the book where Sam is directly tempted by the Ring, showing him visions of being a liberator of the Shire and building a green, peaceful utopia, and then almost immediately rejecting it.

Erm...gay?!

Give it to some guy with no fingers, so he can't wear it. Easy.

He could carry it, he just chose to not abandon Frodo.

cock ring

the "eagles can't carry frodo because they will get tempted by the ring" bros been real quiet since this scene dropped

In the book they hold hands and Sam puts Frodo’s head in his lap to sleep.

boromir was a weak bitch. literally nobody around frodo got tempted except for smeagol who was already utterly buckbroken

put ring on mouse

sauron can see whoever has the ring on and where they are, remember?
ringwraiths would converge on the mouse and never stop coming

if you meant, have the mouse CARRY the ring, like frodo does
well
it would instantly put the ring on and fuck off in the direction of mordor, kek

Glue it to the mouse's back, it wouldn't be physically able to put it on.

it's a biblical reference you idiot

The song the Rankin-Bass ROTK has in that scene still sticks in my head sometimes.

Less can be more

And small can be beautiful

DROPPED YOUR PANTS

That's because the eagles are extremely proud. They would have turned on Frodo instantly.

Yet to be disputed.

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Please see Sam WAS tempted by the Ring, but he simply rejected it.

Sam was carrying the ring himself at that point so its irrelevant to the mouse theory.

This happened while Sam was carrying the ring directly himself, not while he was carrying Frodo

It's irrelevant to the theory because we don't know where Sam got it

the ring would magically let itself slip and be caught in the mouse paw and then its OVER

they didn't have flextape in middle earth

mouse bites you

runs away

you just lost the most important object in the history of Middle-Earth

Break the mouse's legs.

triumphant moment where the selflessness of the commoner confounds and defeats the wisdom of the mighty

DAS A PLOT 'OLE INNIT, WAH DINNIT DEY DO IT SOONA

just have Gandalf ride on the eagle and cast his light spell that scares the orcs and nazguls

I know this is bait, but it has been rebutted already the dozen times before when it gets reposted

failure of a human

Well they aint humans so

wisdom of the mighty

"I'm just gonna leave the giant door to the only place that can destroy my power source open with no guards"

Middle Earth had some serious thinkers

The One Ring was Frodo's burden to bear. Sam understood this but because of Frodo's weakened body, Sam used all his strength to carry Frodo to Mount Doom im order to help him bear his burden. It was a beautiful moment and even joking about it being gay is faggotry

How did Boromir get corrupted if he never carried the ring?

h-h-he held it that one time!!

It was on a chain.

It has an aura of influence you retard. The films make it EXPLICITLY clear when you can hear it whispering in the language of Mordor

Is it true the eagles have a nest on the remnants of the Island of Numenor?

You drag the mouse in a cage behind you on a 100 meter long rope

Rosie

tight

Oh Sam

He and frodo have a very much master-servant relationship. Not much a friend but more like a butler. Sam went with him more because of a sense of duty to his master than anything else. Not surprising coming from souless angloids

oh my Science that's amazeballs

Remember when Bilbo had a pocket watch?

keek