New Dexter Trailer dropped

Ill be watching because Dexter is fun and adding David "kinoman" Dalmatian and Krysten "prettiest girl on tv" Ritter is a nice choice

FPBP

this looks stupid as all hell

*sigh*
somehow, Dexter returned...

Batista: You're the Bay Harbor Butcher
*hugs*

looks shit but i think it's going to be good, it's not like dexter is going to take part in this serial killer cult

This looks really low quality and dogshit. I guess they're going full camp with this one. If not it'll be shit

youtu.be/84o1Q6fB20k

it looks incredibly stupid

Will these writers remember that Angel saw Dexter kill a guy on camera in season 8?

So it's not a kino scifi horror magic book inspired reboot where Dexter is
resurrected via magic and Doakes gets resurrected to stop him? That's gay.

you know what our Dexter show really needs? a midget

you're a tourist if you don't want to see the midget on dexters table

I don't care how nonsensical the plot is. I am just happy to see Michael C Hall back as Dexter.

Wish it didn't take place in jew york though. The trailer was obnoxious glazing that shit hole.

Didnt they already bring it back once already and fuck it up?

kek

surprise at no one posting this image with tyrion lannister in the show

so bad. Pure cringe.

I don't fear this, I welcome it, if it gives us an even worse, more ridiculous asspull than this one:

Sorry I can't help with your case, but (entirely unprompted) Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Debra Morgan the Vegetable?

I thought not. It's not a story the police in rural New York would know about.

This random woman you've never heard of had a brother, and her brother had a son named Harrison, and it's somehow important that I recall and tell you Harrison's name in this moment.

And she was a good friend.

I totally forgot about that meme. We have come full circle holy shit

I predict Batista is going to have an even more retarded scene this time around, I also think he will not be on screen linger than 10 minutes.

Honestly Batista remembering that is one of the best way to get Dexter off the hook

Batista thinks Dexter faked his death because he killed Saxon, a murder which Batista himself understood

Dexter could say that after Angela found out he'd faked his death, he tried explaining why he did so, and she jumped to the conclusion that he was the BHB since he already admitted to killing somebody - though this would hinge on Angela having died in a car crash or something immediately following NB

In reality though, I doubt they're going to get bogged down in the details and they'll just have some vague plot of Batista trying to track down Dexter to "get the full story" while occasionally interacting with Harrison, and he'll either wind up dead or just pulling the typical Dexter trick of "character vanished between seasons"

Probably not.

inb4 Batista is alright with Dexter being the butcher because he only killed killers anyway

Is he gonna remember Laguerta arrested Dexter for being the BHB and then dying a few days later?

could be funny to have doakes as a dad

He might be, but if they keep his characterization from the original show, he'd still feel obligated to bring him, given how one of the defining plots for his character involved him giving an accurate account of the time Doakes shot that ex-warlord, even though said ex-warlord butchered innocent people. Add to that that he'd probably come to the conclusion that if Dexter were indeed the BHB, he was likely involved with LaGuerta's death.

the midget is in it

Shan't be watching

Doakes and Laguerta dying, not directly at Dexter's hand but because they got too close and being easily connected to him

Coach Logan, assuming Angela kept talking to him

if they keep his characterization from the original show

anon, i...

what a retarded post, kill yourself woman

Calm down. Take a deep breath.

Uspokoj sie. Wez gleboki oddech.

So Dexter is joining a serial killer cult or something?

Maybe they are tricking us and dexter will think this avengers shit is retarded and kill them all and then harrison will learn that his dad is alive and go Postal in a brooklyn jewish neighborhood and dexter will have to hunt him down but then harrison will show dexter the talmud
dex will do his inner monologue shit and be line
“hes right… they fit the code…” and then dexter becomes a neo nazi and rises to political power leading to the fourth reich.

Christ, Uma Thurman is looking rough.

Neil Patrick Harris looks kino.

Tyrion will be mediocre.

I assumed it was like an agency.

Give me more prequel and no sequel, please

The prequel is dogshit.

How has this franchise just come back alive? Dexter was pretty popular back in the day but I never hear anyone talk about the it unless it's about rewatching the show or about how bad the ending was. Who's watching this?

It's pretty obvious Dexter is going to kill them all, it's not like he likes serial killers
TikTok

Never watched, the actor is a homosexual. I want to puke each time Anon Babble show his face.

So is this why his "The Leader" film with Grace's first nude scene hasn't filmed yet?

Lel

they won't even remember that Batista and Laguerta were married.

Predictions?

Dexter will feel love for the first time in his life

Dexter will rebel against the code of Harry for the first time ever, then at the end forgive Harry's ghost and be like "I made the code my own"

You are 100% gay in denial.

Dexter will feel love for the first time in his life

that already happened with harrinsons mom

Did you forget what he narrates right here, before getting shot?

He didn't love her. His first love was Miranda from Mass Effect

Dexter will rebel against the code of Harry for the first time ever

He's done that like 3 times now. Most recently when he killed the black wrestling coach cop

Irrelevant. He will do both of these things for the first time ever again.

kek

Anyone saw the prequel series? It's hilariously campy. They kept showing Deb's ass too which is cool.

Why the fuck did they bring Harrison back, he was the worst part of the last show.

She was shot dead by Debra, not BHB-esque

yeah, I liked that they expanded on brian and showed how retarded harry was

shoehorning that retarded talentless midget into ANOTHER show

can someone please just like pick him up and throw him? that should be enough to end its life right?

dexter going to use a shopping plastic bag for his body

The world of Dexter does not have enough content for all these spinoffs and sequels. It’s just present day Miami, for fucks sake. Stop treating it like Marvel and Star Wars.

Harrison's probably going to try and persuade Dexter to build a little maze

Robo-Doakes

They might go full I saw the Devil, where every two mile radius has a serial killer.

Dexter internal monologue “Now that status quo has been restored, my life can finally get back to normal”

Inter-dimensional portal opens

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

I watched new blood for the same reasons you all did, I wanted to watch more dexter related material even though the ending was ruined and they would ruin it again. And they did. But I can't understand why would him, with all the forensic knowledge and killer experience, would get so sloppy dealing with remains. I know he's not near the water anymore, but come on. Batista casually mentioning him was retarded. And then him killing that cop was retarded.

And then him killing that cop was retarded.

how so? don't get caught

How could Dexter have a bad ending if it never ends?

Dude stopped being careful after the first few seasons anyway, it's fucking retarded how he didn't get caught way sooner

Shit, he could use a nightstand for that.

What's the point? the secrets out that he's the BHB. Now he's just going to walk around in a baseball cap and sunglasses stabbing people.

Turn off brain bros... we're so back...

dexter going to have the midget on this

Dexter is all about forgetting the progress he has made so he can do it over and over every season.

Serial Killer Battle Royale

What even is this lmao, this is the same kind of tone shift we saw with John Wick 1 and the last John Wick.
First John Wick had fantastical elements but it was tame, by the last movie it had become Hitman Harry Potter with secretive Hitman world shit.

Meh, it's not really any more ridiculous than the sheer number of serial killers who were present in JUST MIAMI in the original show

lmao

It looks so fucking stupid.
It better have a better ending than the last 2 attempts.

I-it's you! You're the Bay Harbor Butcher! Dexter, resurrection isn't a joke!

*looks at camera*

We've completely bombed the last two times we've tried

Third time's a charm, haha. R-right?

I genuinely don't understand why they're trying so fucking hard to revive it. The original show wasn't even that great, half the seasons were pretty fucking whatever.

Sloperection

Ey Dex did I tell you your brain dead sister disappeared from the hospital the same day you faked your death?

It's because Dexter has gained a new popularity and new potential audience through TikTok clips and memes, since after New Blood came out

Dexter is a popular ip. People (myself included) will watch it regardless of quality.
Michael C Hall is doing fuck all else.