Do you believe in ghosts?
Ghost Adventures
No.
Just took a fart and accident my sheet and bed use a napkin to wipe arse throw on floor and pulled cover over again now tell you this
you're POSSESSED! burn your haunted bed immediately.
jokes aside there's an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" where a family buys a haunted bunk bed and ghosts start touching the boys when they slept in it. so one of the kids outsmarts the ghost by sleeping on the floor next to the bunk bed and gets raped. they burned the bunk bed and the paranormal activity only got worse so they moved out of the house.
Ghostbro! Where you been? I finally looked into the assassination plot to kill Aaron Goodwin. And it's more fucked up than I could have imagined.
I watched picrel about 6 months ago? It's about a beta who falls in love with a girl on OnlyFans, starts giving her hundreds of thousands of dollars, his family had an intervention, so he killed his family. Life in prison. Should be the end of the story, right?
This fucking dude starts getting love letters from Aaron's wife!!! They hatch a plan to kill Aaron and this fucking dude, in prison, not only had a secret cell phone to talk to her, but also somehow got her the money to hire a hitman.
First off, how is this fucking nigger not executed for murdering his loving family? And how does he still have all the resources to help murder Aaron? It's so fucked up that I bet we get a Season 2 of ALT CTRL DESIRE featuring "Ghost Adventures".
Sometimes life... is stranger than the afterlife. I just came up with that tag line.
I believe it and the photos and shit but I don't believe none of the gay psychics, demon worshippers or when Zak gets possessed for half an episode.
psychics
The OGs (Original Grifters)
I never did until I came face to face with one
Godewyn is one of us (an autistic).
Yes I do but this guy is a phony dudebro
How do these niggers have all this money and I'm dirt poor
Loud dramatic spooky background music
Whooooooooooooshing effects
More Whooooooooooshing effects
Did you hear that?
Bro
Dude!
Bro
Dude!
Whooooooooooooooooooshing effects
Sometimes life... is stranger than the afterlife. I just came up with that tag line.
That's a good one anon. That's a goodwin!
zak fagans
lmao
He hasn't gotten possessed in a while. I remember him threatening to get violent with his Aaron and the others because the spirits were effecting him. They probably told him to stop it was freaking them out lol
I never did until I came on one's face.
So who has the real evidence in your opinion?
He has a guest investigator on now that gets possessed.
Zack just askes him questions and the ghost answers.
Being born into wealth has it's advantages and disadvantages. And becoming an incel isn't about money anyway.
Let's pretend you are a millionaire and can do whatever you want. What would you spend it on? Most common answer is women (whores). You can afford to be a simp. But is that truly a life worth living?
Sure. youtu.be
Showering a girl you're dating with gifts is one thing but this is just throwing money at a random woman you'll never meet
They just did a Lockdown with zoomer comedian Matt Rife. Apparently, he's an avid ghost hunter who fucked Kate Beckinsale and other celebs irl.
I don't recall any possessions that episode. But I'm fucking done with the ELS Camera or whatever they call it, the one with the stick figures?
"Bro! It's standing on your shoulders!!"
That's their "cutting edge technology" as described in the intro? The device they've been using for 15 years? Fuck off!
God that's so hot a younger man and an older woman
She fucked that gimp from SNL too and then bragged about being a whore on Instagram calling young girls "jealous".
Her daughter never stood a chance. But there's still time to save Ever.
This
I'm waiting for someone to pick up a chair and bust it over Zack's head. Then blame the attack on spirit possession. "Bro, I'm so sorry I cracked your head open like that, I don't remember a thing"
She should fuck me next
Naw, Aaron + Jay + Billy are a bunch of beta cucks. That's why they get to stick around and follow orders and Nick got excommunicated. They won't even let Nick or Dakota get their own Ghost Hunting shows regardless of network, so they're forced to put their shit on YouTube and beg for change.
Zack is the alpha dominator
Bro I'm getting the urge to murder you right now! Get this on camera!
He's a bitch and if I see him irl, I'm swinging
His lore behind his glasses is pretty hillarious.
Swinging why
Lol he'd kick your ass.
Zak Fagans is not a true ghost hunter. He's a charlatan and a fake.
t. ghost
I want to so badly, but there's just nothing. Same with how I want to believe in some nice afterlife.
I relate to you anon. My family members swear up and down they regularly witness spirits but I just don't see or hear anything and any "evidence" is just fake bs
I wish I could buy into it on faith alone like them, but it just doesn't make sense to me and hasn't since I was young. I might be less of a fuck up if I had more driving me than my fear of death and love for my family.
I'm a fucking up too. I wish I was dead at this point. I jus don't belong here
Hang in there anon bro. Don't become a ghost.
I agree, suicide is a one way ticket to an eternity rotting on Earth. Whatever "hell" you think life is, living it as a ghost is infinitely worse.
Join the military. Wage war against gangs in your neighborhood. Dedicate your life to searching for missing kids in National Parks. If you're gonna throw your life away, do it in a way that helps others. And if the afterlife exists, you'll be happy.
z0Zo
He's the "internet demon".
I can swallow a lot of supernatural bullshit. It takes a suspension of disbelief. Like watching capeshit.
But ghosts who troll the internet?
lore behind his glasses
you mean his non-prescription fagfocals?
She should fuck me next
The only female ghost hunters I'd fuck are Dakota's sister, Jenny McCarthy, and Lorraine Warren.
When I was a kid I'd read books about hauntings. This one dude worked in a mortuary and fucked a lot of the female corpses. Their spirits tormented him until his death which they attributed to "unknown causes" (raped to death by vengeful spirits).
if they can communicate through random radio segments they can communicate through shitposts and memes
statistically it makes more sense for ghosts to troll the internet as you'd be able to passively expose countless people to your annoying, haunting presence
any ghost worth their salt has been into eHaunting for at least a decade now, some of us who got in even earlier are rolling in the big ghostbucks now
bots =/= ghosts
You know what the best ghost hunting tools are? Divining rods. Pendulums. And Ghost Writing.
I do trust EVP recordings, mostly. But they can be debunked. But when you pre-program words into the device like Ghost Adventures does, you can fuck right off.
So I set out on a journey to capture what I once saw on camera
No, but I don't believe in faithful marriages either.
Bros! I’m feeling something! Bros?
Narrator Zak: it was at this point that I began to feel what I genuinely believe was a demonic possession
Aaron: yo bro are you alright?
*stares off into space with a goofy look on his face*
Every episode with this fake shit.
is the demon forcing you to keep watching them?
You cheated on your wife, anon? Did you blame it on "demons" like Billy did?
It's fairly entertaining.