Ohana means Family

It's so odd to think about. What would our Country be like if we weren't the sugar daddy of the World? What would life be like for American Citizens if their tax dollars actually went to infrastructure & taking care of the Country?
What would it be like if we weren't taxed at every corner we turn?
I wish someday we could find out.

Isn't UC known for having a low acceptance rate? How does a retarded bitch like Nani even get in?
Oh...

Because she isn’t white or east Asian, she could go to any school she wants

who the fuck cares it's a movie for children

You realize if we give Hawaiians their kingdom back expect Chinese vessels right on the coast of California

Sssshhhhh

peak comedy

good

I genuinely thought it was an edit until I saw Nani come out of the house. They really love the Screaming Goat bit huh

The screaming goat video mindbroke hollywood

Nani would've been perfect if they forced the actress to gain like 10 pounds.

They really love the Screaming Goat

Right?
I swear there is probably one boomer executive on every big studio board that was shown goat meme in 2010 by his grandchildren and they just can't move on and everyone knows to put that shit in because it gets an easy chuckle from them.

Sad thing is, on the cam rip I watched, the whole theater erupted in laughter when the goat came on screen.

Really hate how they avoided any heartwarming scenes between the sisters. Whole movie feels really cold..

Whole movie feels really cold.

That goes for every la remake.

Ohana means never having to say you're sorry (for abandoning your desperately in need little sister to a life of abuse so you can go and ride the cock carousel and """find yourself""" at Coachella)

Animated Movies used to have a thing called STYLE sonny! Not this copy pasta(look up the word kiddo!) anime shit that makes you TROONS(yeah, I went there. SUE ME) Cum in your panties

The ending we all wanted.

This remake is propaganda

hand over your kids to the state regime

Lmao. Also Hawaii has one of the best marine biology degrees and in state discount. This shit makes no sense

watermark

When did piracy become this cucked?

one boomer executive on every big studio board that was shown goat meme in 2010 by his grandchildren and they just can't move on

retarded bitch

Literally nothing in the story ever implies that Nani is an airhead or dumb, chuddie

I mean, she's on the verge of losing Lilo to CPS even pre-Stitch. You have to be pretty retarded to fuck that shit up without having a record of domestic abuse.
Conversely, nothing implies she's smart, or beyond working class, which she can't even handle. Yet somehow she has a 1200+ SAT score.

Disney encouraging the destruction of the family? Say it ain't so!

some have commercials in them.
it's a shit show. But still won't make me go to the theater.

expect Chinese vessels right on the coast of California

So? It's the ocean. Only the US is allowed to sail right off the coast of countries that have bad relations with them?

I mean, she's on the verge of losing Lilo to CPS even pre-Stitch. You have to be pretty retarded to fuck that shit up without having a record of domestic abuse.

this was back when moral fiber was so high in America is was assumed you could get your kid taken away just for being a bit neglectful and the internet hadn't shattered the illusion that CPS was a force for good

You don't speak for us Anon Babbleegnerate

it's just the art style. seems like it's not your cup of tea

Based.

Pretty much all the nice areas are extremely expensive. You have to be rich to enjoy it.

This is the part where you are supposed feel bad for the main character's situation. They put a fucking screaming goat there..hollywood is forever fucked, beyond salvation.

You gotta admit La Jolla's got some prime surf

I went there and I'm retarded

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

Shame too because that scene where Nani and Lilo sit in the hammock the night before they think they're going to be separated always got me

was biden trying to prevent this by intentionally raining down the satelite lasers to burn down hawaiin real estate in order to sow chaos and division in the revolutionaries

someone put the goat in this now

It took me years to realize this movie had a singing song in it because it blends so well into the movie.
Absolutely love that scene.

Something something rosypalms unstoppable lust.

Surprise, Californians are self-centered and think their state is the envy of the country.

Hawaii has one of the best marine biology

To be blunt: No it doesn't you just assume it's got an elite program because it's in the ocean.
Also Scripps sounds like Stitch

I haven't watched this movie in a really long time and it never dawned on me how absurd it is to have Lilo physically climbing the stairs like it's a mountain because her character design is so tiny.

he did it so oprah and her ilk can own more property there. some stinky natives aren't going to stop that fat bitch from owning them.
She paid her dues!1! She found fuck toys for the hollywood elite so it's HER TURN!1!

Heh. I was just there on vacation.
It was fun but I would never live there.

people mad because: single black woman simply cant keep a household, nigger and alien are the villains, the other alien isnt a transvestite

anons... is this some unpozzening we didnt expect?

meds, NOW

Chinese navy is working with Cubans no? It's going be the same bitching like when the Soviets were going to set up nukes in Cuba in response to the U.S. setting up nukes in Turkey.

Just because it's an island doesn't mean the schools are good. I've seen this take a lot and it's pretty retarded.
That's not even the issue, I mean I'm not surprised 4chin wouldn't get it. The real issue is that it presents Nani giving up Lilo as a big deal, and her leaving for college as a big deal. Both of these things are invalidated by the final scene of Nani portal gunning her way home to Lilo. So, not only does she not need to move to CA she doesn't even have to wait to come home. That and she can just move in with the neighbor. Disney tried ever so slightly to alter the ending and then pussed out anyway.

Just because it's an island

Right off the bat I can tell you're either retarded or underage

doesn't mean the schools are good

They have the best programs for MB in the country what on earth do you mean kid
Please tell me you're just some underage fag because an adult saying this would be embarrassing

Only the US is allowed to sail right off the coast of countries that have bad relations with them?

If you are US, then yeah.
Also, Chinese vessels have a hugely negative rep for lots of good reasons, they will rape the shit out of your coastline.

Somehow I doubt the guy you are resonding to is the one on SSRI's right now.

in which a bunch of basement dwelling autistic shut-ins who not as much as hug their moms pretend to care about family to signal their rightwingness

Fuck off you probably Anon Babbleaddled faggot, it's about the message, it doesn't matter than HW is better for marine biolgy the movie presents CALIFORNIA COLLEGE FUCK YOUR ISLAND NATIVE WHORE as the world's best option, but that's retarded. But none of it matter because she can teleport home every day. Don't respond me to.

The only right wing larpers are the one praising the last of cross dressing gay alien. The movie does kind of try to do the "ohana can be anyway ect" but then also wants you to not care at all.

Very realistic for actual irl Hawaiians desu. Also they all hate Hawaii

Samesies, twin. Sometimes I piss in my humidifier just for the California experience. It's like a mini vacay.

Trump could win over the hawaiians, some of them, a loud minority is coming out in support of him. Despite being forever a blue state and the gibs they want, the people ultimately hold conservative values and christian values. Like a bunch of island yokels, all Trump has to do is eat a spam musubi at a minit stop and have a heineken at the beach and he’s in with the Native population.

Because it lowers the standard for good movies. Children deserve quality too.

Jew post, trying to get the browns to leave so Zuckerbergenstein gets to rape children on an island undisturbed