DRACO NO THATS RACIST NOW YOU CANT SAY THAT

How many stabbings per semester will NuHogwarts have?

13% of wizards commit 56% of magical crime

It was always racist idiot. That's the whole point.

No. It was blood status.

draco finna be black now nyugguh

No he's still a pale white blond hair blue eyed kid

The Malfoys were based and I won't pretend otherwise

moufukkin racist aahh castin durectuh

my father will be hearing about this

No he finna won’t be

"draco, did you say a member of gryffindor, godric's chosen people, was a mudblood?" dumbledore roared calmly

The real redpill is believing and knowing that Voldemort did nothing wrong.

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Tom Felton said in an interview that delusional Potter people harass him because they can't comprehend he's not Draco Malfoy.

Here's your Cho Chang bro.

actual non-racism is about the 'content of your character'

wizards/witches have literally magic blood

half-magicians are objectively worse

non-magicians are a total joke who need special ed classes

How is that bigotry, in their world? Or offensive, at all? It's just correct.

Systematically killing people who did nothing wrong makes sense

There's no way it can go badly

Bigots actually believe this

So it's the same phenomenon as with the guy who played joffrey in game of thrones. Tells you something about the average iq of modern people

They would at least have 2026 Nimbus

he does these charity 'Gryffindor vs Syltherin' cricket matches with some of the other actors.
good laugh with the commentators, but this year they were reading out the livestream nutters and my god. his brother was playing, and they seemed unironically convinced 'the Feltons' were like 'the Malfoys', drawing whatever parallels they could. like fan fiction for real-life people.

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Holy shit is this a real post

we sometimes forget that 50% of all people in the world are on the lower end of the bell curve

you think wizards aren't retarded? how in the hell are you poor in a magic world?

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And most of that 50% are on Anon Babble posting about this casting apparently

half-magicians are objectively worse

No they aren't. Look at hermione
The janitor was pureblood also and he still could not use magic

Mugblood. Not mud. They're muggles. Muggle borns and halfsies are mugbloods. I know conservatives are retarded but it's not difficult. These were books for child, so they should be on your reading level.

who did nothing wrong

implying

Not really. Hermione for example is a "mudblood", a witch born to muggle parents. There's no real reason this is a bad thing, she's just as capable of magic as everyone else. It's just bigotry over the fact that her parents are muggles. That's supposed to be the analogy with irl racism

There is no difference between pure bloodstained and others when it comes comes of magic profiency. Literally none. Again, these are books for children.

Her parents are fucking dentists, she's got it made in both worlds.

A muggleborn wizard/witch has a squib ancestor

me own flesh and blood, why didn't I just take him to a brothel?

So according to rowling if hermione was bad at magic the blood-purists would be vindicated and in the right?
Can any parallel be drawn to irl racism there?

I was at the Harry Potter store in NYC recently on a whim. Big wall full of "I love Draco" merch, plus shit with pro death eater slogans and logos. It's a big, profitable chunk of the fandom. If they make him real racist, and not fake fantasy racist, I wonder if selling Drano merch will lose it's shine with the fans. Wouldn't be surprised if it was suddenly "icky". Actually, merchandising is gonna be a problem in general when the poor bastards selling shirts, running universal studios, etc suddenly have to deal with two sets of actors, two art directions, etc. That's why you're not supposed to reboot when the old version is still wildly profitable.
Store was a rip too. Thirteen dollars for butter beer, fuck is that?

look up "manacled". there are even women who buy the printed version of that fanfic about draco abusing hermione kek, it's fucking weird

False crime stat

She-coomers are a strange breed. The Snape fetishists really warm my heart though, as a greasy mean incel it feels plain good to know that I'm only a couple decades away from being some insane woman's erotic fantasy.
I got this friend, autistic female, who tells me that there's a whole genre of Potter fan fictions about Draco getting Harry male-pregnant. Apparently it's never Harry sperming Draco, always the bad guy on top. All written by women, she says. These females get unwholesome quick with the sex stuff.

Why couldn't harry have been Indian? Think of the hijinks he could get up to with his invisibility cloak.

They'll just make him black himself.
Black wizards are allowed to use the m-word.

That school has been renamed Nogwarts.

Kinda weird approach to make Potter's father look more racist since we know what he does to Snape in the past but won't get shown later in the story.

Does James buck break snape?

Voldemort was a filthy mudlatto himself.

based rowling btfoing jannies

Hermione will be responsible for 100% of defecations in the school corridors and hallways.

half-magicians are worse

but mudbloods are the strongest in the universe.
everyone from Hermione to Voldi is a mudblood.
purebloods are losers like Snape or the Draco family

Harry Potter always was against racemixing

How come the normie humans don't just shoot wizards with AK-47s huh?

Yes, the percentages are actually way higher when you isolate the year ranges to 15-45 and don't account for all elderly blax

You also need to take into account the female population of this, so it's probably half of that?

You think they’re going to allow characters to call a black man a muggle?

Draco/Hermione is already a really popular ship among fangirls who should technically hate how abusive, classist etc it is (but in reality it only makes them wet)

now they're adding wm/bw to it

Based and white boys summer pilled.

it's okay to keep all Slytherin in the literal dungeons

it's okay to deny Slytherin the house trophy for literally no reason

it's NOT okay for Malfoy to say a specific word

Draco is massive in fanfic porn circles. He’s the ultimate “I can fix him’ bad boy. No way terminally online female gooners and fags are going to let him get cancelled.

Of course not
There's a different word for those

The exception does not disprove the rule.

Holy based
YOU JUST KNOW he listens to Pantera

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No one wants to see Hogwarts covered in turds