Which Mission Impossible villain is the best?

Which Mission Impossible villain is the best?
Which Mission Impossible villain is the worst?
Which of them could beat James Bond?

Best

Owen Davian

Worst

The one in Ghost Protocol.

beat James Bond

None. Bond is even more unbeatable than Ethan. Aside from Craig's fake Bond, he would never be caught in a situation like in MI3.

PSH had the natural psychopathy of the mildly obese which made him very convincing.

None of them after PSH can even be considered villains compared to him. Inconveniences at best, slight menaces at worst.

But Craig would handily murder all the other Bonds

Disgusting lack of diversity…

Pierce has double the body count.

Anon, where's the rabbit's foot? I'm going to count to 10. You tell me where the rabbit's foot is or your waifu dies.

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So?

Craig was manhandled by some skinny villain and killed by him in the last one. Brosnan was the more deadly fighter.

I ate it

Which of them could beat James Bond?

Cavill.
Ethan has more physical achievements than all Bonds and he only beat him because he got his face burned with oil.

He was killed by missiles
Brosnan was skinny fat

This wouldn't work on any of the James Bonds because ultimately he hates all women

who is Vesper

He wouldn't give PSH a dangerous not a biological weapon but a computer virus in exchange for Vesper Lynd

Jon "I pick him because he was brilliant in Midnight Cowboy" Voight

Phelps

He's not Jim Phelps, he's some other guy. Hated how this was allowed to happen. Disrespectful.

MI2 guy

Eh, he's whatever. He had some fun lines and was memorable which is all you can ask for.

Owen Davian

10/10 villain, he was too good.

MI4

Boring as sin.

Solomon Lane

Great villain, loved his dynamic with Ilsa and Ethan.

Walker

Equally great villain.

Entity and Gabriel

Slightly better than MI4 guy which is not saying much.

None of the other 8 have anything that matches this
3 is so great

3 is easily the best film of the franchise. The tension, the plot, the team members, the set pieces, the pure 2000's post 9/11 thriller aesthetic. It's chef's kiss, bar none. It also took the "spy thriller" moniker SERIOUSLY.

JJ Abrams mystery box slop where he refused to even explain the McGuffin

Idiot. The dialogue, acting and writing was not JJ and that's what makes it good. But the directing was still amazing. I mean, the Jew used to be pretty good before he became THE Jew.

skinny fat

No anon if you lost 200 lbs you would be skinny fat. Brosnan was fit without roids and craig is fit with mild roids

Also brosnan shot up entire russian facilities/towns solo and craig can barely catch a nigger on the lam

I'm considering going to watch the new Mission Impossible tonight to catch the last showing. Is it good or not? I hate woke stuff. Is it woke and is it a legit good movie or not?

The last Mission Impossible I saw was like 3 Mission Impossibles ago.

around the time Tom Cruise's jack reacher movie came out so whichever Mission Impossible came near that was the last one I saw.

Craig would tear Brosnan’s head off

Craig would beg to suck Brosnan's dick.

Watch Rogue Nation and Fallout instead, watch the new one only if you’re ok seeing it just for the action, the plot is boring and stupid

Not really, it's just action blockbusters.
There's some chicks who fight, but they are all Ethan's buddies, plus they are hot.

Which Mission Impossible villain is the best?

Phelps almost got away with everything but Jean Reno fucked it up.

Which Mission Impossible villain is the worst?

The SIMP of II, he put up a good fight though.

Which of them could beat James Bond?

Cavill wins at the beginning of the movie and then jobs at the end.

Bit gay that you’d think of that

Which of them could beat James Bond?

The chink from the beginning of Fallout, he beat the shit out of Cruise and Cavill single handed.
youtube.com/watch?v=z83IyEgxPrk

Why do you need to know what the McGuffin is exactly?

Because the whole movie revolves around it.

It revolves around it being a threat
Something dangerous enough for the US to justify an invasion of an unspecified Middle Eastern country, like the chemical weapons threat that the US used to justify invading Iraq. I guess that aspect of the movie is just lost on zoomers.

No, its just typical JJ bullshit

he almost got taken out by his Moneypenny, and was already "not fit for duty" by Skyfall.

explain the macguffin

think before you post next time

It really isn't a mystery box thing though
A moviegoer in 2006 knew what exactly the rabbit's foot was supposed to be
Doctor Manhattan fucking spells it out

He got shot, doesn’t matter who was holding the gun