If only you knew how good things could be

if only you knew how good things could be

spelunkers are mentally imbalanced

*spelunks all over you*
heh, my bad

He died the way he was born

retarded?

what did he hope to find down there

Just imagine the panic you’d feel when you realised you were completely stuck, and were going to fucking die.

I've been feeling that panic for decades

My name is Edwin
I made the Mimic

Why did they name it "nutty putty". Did he masturbate 6h before he died?

The texture and color of the clay in the caves.

when you're stuck between a rock and a nutty place

I can sort of see the appeal of exploring underground, maybe finding some cool cave that’s been used by humans since prehistoric times, but when you’re crawling through tiny passageways, and have to breathe in just to get past a bottleneck, fuck that.

The cave is full of cum?

Why do white people keep doing this?

he was pronounced dead... 3 minutes before rescuers arrived

I would rather die in a cave than live in a shanty town for the rest of my life

Profound.

Why not turn him around so his knees could bend the right way?

He's so stupid for dying undergro-ACK!

Cavers will say they don't wanna die doing that but it's pretty impossible to believe.

I'm in therapy for getting abused by my gf and I would honestly love a saddam hussein hideout. call me a fag or whatever. I just hope she falls into a vietnamese bamboo trap.

Legs broken and slipped inside again when the rescuers were lunching?

Not quite. The cave was named after the popular kids toy Nutty Putty. Later the name was changed to Silly Putty.

Iraqi? Poor dude

These cave retards deserve their deaths, and everyone that was forced to know the retards deserve the happiness of being rid of them.
/thread

BTFO OHNONONONO

Faustian spirit

Most retarded hobby of all time, directly next to freeclimbing and all other russian roulette stuff

nothing … everything

This is the spirit that causes one to land on the Moon, when there's no other outlet for it this is what happens. You wouldn't get it, since you're brown and content to live in mud huts for the rest of your existence.

You nordcuck pigskins lived in mud huts for 2000 years while brown med BVLLS invented everything.

Kek, like clockwork. The brownoid's inferiority complex forces him to seethe endlessly.

Truth hurts, huh piglet?

Ah, classic Saddam

Evidently so. Hope you'll learn to cope, though.

you will never be european, brownoid

Two seethy pigskins for the price of one.

you are brown lol

You are rosy piglet lol.