Past a certain age, a man without a driver's license, job, girlfriend, friends, who lives in his parents' basement...

Past a certain age, a man without a driver's license, job, girlfriend, friends, who lives in his parents' basement, can be a bad thing

What did he mean by this?

29

have my G2 drivers test in a few weeks

been working a zendesk customer support job for 5 years at home

kissless virgin outside escorts and massage parlors

lost all friends

live with parents but pay 80% of the rent

Well I'm halfway there at least

Good on you

I have a 93k job a wife and 3 kids. I'm 29 and I feel like I started my life to late but you guys give me hope.

past a certain age like 25, a man without a family, a 3 bedroom fully paid house, 2 cars fully paid as well and a stay at home wife is a bad thing.

That's literally impossible. Who the fuck wrote this shit?

got my license later than most. still no gf, not even a kiss or hand held yet. i have a couple friends from highschool still. i live in the ground floor, essentially basement. i have a 'job' but its not one where i work my ass off so someone else gets rich. i can't stand jobs like that for longer than a few months. on the plus side i have no debt, no std, no criminal record, and no debilitating injury.

Who the fuck wrote this shit?

woody harrelson

I have my road test on June 10, wish me luck
(I'm 35)

if your an american you can just drive without the license, assuming you actually know how to drive but get cucked by the faggy instructor. just dont do anything that'll get you pulled over

I LOVE HAVING LOSER THREADS WHERE LOSERS WALLOW IN THEIR TEARS 2x A DAY EVERY DAY!

i'd rather talk to a walk than an "AI". infact i have all my life. people think its weird to talk to yourself but i sometimes get so lost in talking and thinking with myself in the shower or when im taking a shit or trying to fall asleep. i'd rather talk to myself than a real woman and that's why im still a virgin.

wall* not walk

you should go on a walk instead. walks are therapeutic, assuming you don't live in some concrete jungle with the nearest tree being 5 miles away

Everyone needs a community, even the anti-social losers

i go innawoods regularly and play with nerf guns. walks in the city are boring

they're scary

Can't carry everything i need. 98 4runner can.

If you've seen the decline in mental faculties of car drivers, you would never choose to drive a motorcycle while sharing the road with these fucking animals.

Every single drive I take, there's at least one idiot who was seconds away from killing someone

This. I would love to learn and ride a motorcycle but I can't trust every idiot on the road to not kill me

Past a certain age, a man without a boat, 3 million in his account, a eastern model girlfriend, network of successful businessmen, who doesn't live in a mansion, can be a bad thing

Fuck you Woody you're just a dumbass

past a certain age, a man with less than 5 pairs of holeless socks can be a bad thing

Who the fuck has less than that?

kek

Damn, that's me except I have a couple friends and no basement.

39, job, girlfriend, car and motorbike license.
Didn't get the car license until 32 though so there's still hope boys (unless you're a kissless virgin. I'm sorry but after 20 that's incurable)

actually jelly of the job, must be nice

It has its faults, once you get to senior status which is like 2 years you reached the max pay bump. If you want anymore raises you need to apply for leadership positions which remove all the comfy factors of your job. That or learn data analysis or SQL and convince someone to transfer you to a data role which I'm considering

you don’t need a license to drive

NIGGER ALARM
NIGGER ALARM

The point is that these and the Druk threads are just depressed autists wallowing in their own self-pity for hours. It’s embarrassing. You need a hobby.

am i loser for posting about it on here

bingo

Past a certain age, a man without a devoted stay-at-home cardio bunny wife, at least 2 healthy children attending private schools with large social circles, a vested interest in his children's education and keeping them on track to attend an ivy league university, control over his children's screen time and social media usage, college funds for his children, daily family dinners, a friendly dog weighing over 35 lbs, a house in a high-trust area able to entertain parties of up to 40 people, a garden, a book collection, a tasteful collection of wine and spirits, multiple antiques and paintings, ongoing renovation plans for his house, an emergency preparedness kit, multiple guns of various types and the training to use them, at least 2 cars including an SUV, a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families, a diversified stock portfolio, enough liquid assets to last for 3 to 6 months of expenses, a well-funded retirement plan, life insurance, a well-paying profession with benefits and infrequent travel, the respect of his coworkers, an athletic lifestyle, a healthy sleep schedule, multiple hobbies and artistic skills, a close friend group of white people known for over a decade, an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work, the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips, and an active but discrete sex life can be a bad thing.

What's the age Anon Babble?

Why are you niggers posting "i have x, y but not z" and variations thereof like ANYONE GIVES A SHIT who fucking cares you fucking retards just live your life don't post diary entries on fucking Anon Babble

31, I don't have anything

I like this but White should be capitalized. Change it at once.

is this The Whale thread?

So...
I grew up an only child in a lower middle class family with an extreme helicopter mother who divorced my alcoholic deadbeat father when I was 10.
I was relentlessly bullied all through school because I was small and redheaded. An older bigger kid in the neighbourhood used to borderline molest me and no one believed me when I told them. My mom would only feed me instant ramen and fast food. In high school I had a huge growth spurt and got up to 5'11 but also ended up overweight. I have never had a real friend, only people who kept me around just to bully or use. I was pressured into going to college which I didn't want to do and ended up picking a completely useless 2 year program. This was 2020 as COVID started so I literally had 0 of the social college experience. After graduating, I simply went on to work warehouse jobs where my coworkers were old drug addicts or lost Gen Z males like me. I ended up saving up around $20k by working every day and doing nothing else. Last year I decided to live with my alcoholic dad. I moved into his trailer and he ended up using me to buy him alcohol. He told me he'd pay me back but never did, so I lost thousands and had to move back. When I did, I bumped into an old "friend" who was now a meth addict. He ended up blackmailing me out of another $10k. All those years spent working were now a complete waste.

6 months ago we lost the house (it was rented) and my mom no longer wanted anything to do with me. She moved to California to live with her friend and I stayed here, living in my car. I have lived through 1 NY winter. I've been robbed at gunpoint and seen shit that just confirmed there's no good in this world. But I did get my Commercial Driving Licence. I drive a truck most days but still sleep in my car. Why would I need more? I never had anything and I never will. The cherry on top? I was diagnosed with kleinfelter's right before we lost the house.

Nah. I love to keep my Anon Babble bros up to date on how my life is going.

tldr

I have this but didn't happen until 34. having a stay at home wife is actually great

unironically how the hell do you afford a house now?
10% deposit
3 bed home is above 300k

seems impossible. I luckily bought a house 15 years ago for 100k and spent a year fixing it up