Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Has Died

he was 79
tmz.com/2025/05/25/phil-robertson-duck-dynasty-dead-dies/

STICKY

he was just a kid...

Democrats won.

Tough break

Waiting for that one guy to draw him burning in hell

Fuck off. His granddaughter is a born again tradwife christian

He's in ducking heaven.

Shame she's brown

blood disease

alzheimer's

walking causes screaming pain

jesus

born again

lol

tradwife

lmao

christian

hahahah

at least he doesnt have to see this tranny pozzed world become even worse

This is why you don’t drink.

Who the fuck cares, you loser? What does this person's existence have to do with you?

Baskin Robertson

OIAMLAFFIN

Over/under times he said nigger in his lifetime 5000

Did't he get in trouble for saying sodomites shouldn't be allowed to molest children or something?

Only libtards and fags are happy he died

not enough

my guilty pleasure show even though I would fucking hate to hang out with any of them in real life. rip

A shame I loved ZZ top

Reminders that they're actors playing a role.

Who is this slop for?

RIP

Clown world was already in full-effect back in 2013.

had the covid vaccine

There it is. The cause.

Phil continued his verbal attack by claiming society's become too accepting of sin. He says, "Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there.

Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and those men ... they won't inherit the kingdom of God. It's not right."

wrote many good songs

Are those guys' beards real, or are they fake like ZZ Top's?

Mods will make a shitpost about Toto the dog but Gookmoot forbid they pin a thread about anyone with any actual fame or pop culture relevancy.

Based.

Damn. My uncle played with him at LA Tech

Heaven gained a new angle.

three hours

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Lol no one cares

So did he try both or what?

This just reminded me of how my sister and her husband were super into Duck Dynasty which made our turbo Christian mom happy. So she got them a bunch of Duck Dynasty merch for Christmas but then my sister said in a very upset tone

We don't like that show anymore.

And I knew for a fact it's because the news about his comments on fags dropped and they had to be reprogrammed.

And as I was typing this I just remembered how they were early Tesla adopters but nowadays are constantly talking about how much they hate Elon. NPC behavior is very real.

bro i'm only in my 30s and i've probably said nigger 50,000 times

Shalom

Muh christcuck

What exactly was Duck Dynasty?

trumper

FUCK HIM nothing was lost. i hope it hurt.

So she got them a bunch of Duck Dynasty merch for Christmas but then my sister said in a very upset tone

>We don't like that show anymore.

Being ungrateful for gifts triggers my 'tism rage. Fuck that. I feel bad for your mom.

Never watched the show but RIP. I remember boomers loved that show.

A show about duck hunters. I think their duck call whistle made a shit ton of money.

I feel bad for your mom

Don't. She's a simple-minded, oatmeal-brained "Christian" who thinks Jesus was all about hating people not like her. In fact, we plan to throw a party when she finally shuffles off this mortal coil. Pity we won't inherit much since she sent most of her savings to Jim Bakker.

How did he know?

Robertson's family announced he had died at the age of 79 on May 25, 2025, following his Alzheimer's diagnosis in 2024

Interesting how there's no clear cause of death. People don't die of alzheimers by itself in such a short timeframe. Will be interesting to see what they release as the "official" cause..

You sound like a cunt and like more of an NPC than your bitch sister.

He took the clot shot

Purely anecdotal, but I've noticed that Alzheimer's seems to disproportionately affect conservative people. Makes ya wonder if their conservatism is sort of a "head start" into the world of dementia since you have to have an almost child-like gullibility and mental deficiency to swallow the core values.

Maybe the family doesn't want to just tell the world how exactly he died because they're grieving?

I wear your scorn like a badge of honor, Trumper.

Jesus was a Jew.

You up to date with your boosters fag?

youtube.com/watch?v=G-izDaCMaKc

Completely anecdotal, you're out of your fucking rockers.

Fuck their feelings. I want answers and I want them now. They owe me that much.

Me.

Absolutely obsessed and demented. I never mentioned Trump or anything political at all you fucking psycho.

anti-vax BS

Oh, hey there, I was just talking about you. Do you remember where you left your car keys, Ace?

pop culture relevancy

QUICK EVERYONE MAKE A STICKY CHUMLEE FIT THROUGH THE DOOR FINALLY

democrats tend not to live long enough to be at risk of alzheimer's because they're either niggers or nigger lovers so they get murdered by niggers.

Thank you for inventing ducks, sir. I have collected many free of charge from my local park.

conservative fantasy view of the world

Enjoy living out your last days in a diaper, screaming at people who aren't there. :)

why the sudden queerphobia? nothing wrong with aging in a diaper

Retarded conservatives. A shame because they can't read.

I've probably said it that many times this month. I say it like Smurfs say smurf.

It's a very weird relationship. My sister is by all material measures the most successful person in our entire extended family but our mom does not value that at all so I think there's a lot of resentment that she'll never be proud of her. lol
Also it's kinda fairplay because my mom is always the first to tell people she's just going to return gifts because you can't buy her ANYTHING physical because on top of being hyper Christian she's also somewhat of a hippie. I've learned to stop wasting money on gifts and just make homemade cards with cats and crucifixes and she likes that 1000× more than anything else she gets.

At 79

Fuccccc. I'm already halfway there. Life is flashing before my very eyes.

Now that’s Christian

Kek

The truth has been spoken.

Good riddance.

brown

Pure duck kino.

A reality show for the same target audience as smoky and the bandit, seeing as nashville-llywood doesn't really make feature films anymore in any meaningful way.

a show about people who hunt ducks and make money from duck call whistles

I’ve always wondered how anal feels. I’ve never been able to try it out. One time my ex washed out the poop chute and purposely got more drunk than usual since she thought it’d help her take it, but nope still asked me to take it out before I was even halfway in. Oh well.

He forgot to breathe

So controversial yet so brave.

I don’t understand the hype. A nice pussy feels better any day of the week.

You are missing out, anon.