Happy 86th Birthday to Sir Ian McKellen!

Good actor but if I could wish every sodomite out of existence I would not make any exceptions. There are plenty of good straight actors too who could have played Magneto or Gandalf. A good acting performance is not worth the mental health and lives of little boys every sodomite rapes daily.

I want a kiss too

Sorry you got diddled as a kid

Gandalf was fucking hobbits up the ass.

You must think it very odd of me!

i just found out count drakula was a FAG

Can you even get your ass pumped at that age?

fpbp

of you can pump

So were sherlocks

an uncomfortable trvke

Single handedly ruined the LOTR movies for me

site created as a safe space by an autist who was banned from Something Awful for being a sexual deviant weeb is now genuinely seething about someone else's sexual deviancy

implying newfags even know what SA is

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who else do you think should have been Gandalf?

Any old white fart that wasn't homosexual could have done it

Just watched Flushed Away for the first time and didn't even notice he was the frog until almost the end, guy has range.

amen

No Monty Python

No Marlon Brando

No David Bowie

No Kevin Spacey

No Fight Club

No American Psycho

No Judas Priest

No Elton John

No Queen

The world you envision is harrowing

They let sodomites be knights? What kind of catholic church is this?

*sodomizes you*

the UK

Catholic Church

It takes talent to be this retarded

Where can I get that badass shirt?

Nah dude, the proof that he wasn't diddled as a kid is his hatred for them. Once you get diddled you're cooked and repeat the trauma.

David Bowie

Not gay.

Yeah, he just fucked some dudes in the ass. That doesn't make him gay though

Well actually, Anglicans think they are the REAL catholics. While Roman Catholics are just imposters.

I really don't think that's how that works. What would "Catholic" even mean in that context then? Wouldn't it be "real Christian"?

he just fucked some dudes in the ass

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

If you also fuck a woman, that neutralizes the gayness of fucking dudes in the ass. It's in the Holy Bible, I'm pretty sure.

he described himself as bi, and therefore straight

He was playing a character when he said that

We're not talking about gayness though. We're talking about sodomy, i.e. the act of fucking a dude in the ass. You can argue semantics over what does and doesn't constitute as homosexuality all you want, but the label of "sodomite" is inflexible

Decades later, he said he regretted saying that because he'd prefer to be judged on his own merits and not oversimplified as a "bi icon". If he was just playing a character, he would've specifically said "I'm not bi, I was just joking when I said that". But he indirectly doubled down on his claim

No, the term Christian is a catch-all term that denotes all American Christian denominations. Everyone outside America calls themselves something more specific. The Catholics of England are Anglicans. The term "Christian" is much too vague.

Fine, can we just say that bisexuals should be excepted from 's wish then?

Why do you have to label an act. What about taking the cat outside? Does this demand the label of "catoutsideist"?

Huh, really? That's really fucking stupid. Once again, Americans have the better system

Fyadxirs irate they lead to their hero's tragic fall

Even let Shmorky be a part of their little club

Voidburger finally killed Giant Bomb

Slowmeme acts like videos riffing on shitty LPs are tantamount to physical acts of violence

Let the sands of time bury it, then. The last bit of worth there was burned away long, long ago.

Spacey's richard iii > his. Bowie was seen as appropriating lgbt for his "transformations". all his dalliances are bi-curious experiments.

No. He specifically said sodomites. Bisexual men are still sodomites. If he had said "homosexuals" then maybe, but that's not what he said

Unironically imagine a world without chuds

David Bowie is based though :(
Please don't get rid of David Bowie

I'm not doing that. This guy is. I'm simply humoring him with his own logic

If David Bowie is based then sodomy is based. Thank you for being such a stalwart ally

yeah dude, like how Manson isn't gay for having his rib removed so he could suck his own dick

Couldn't you just wish child predators out of existence? And leave the normal homos alone?

last i heard ass fucking was very popular with the vanilla picket-fence set

Couldn't you just wish child predators out of existence? And leave the normal homos alone?

You worded that in the most exploitable, asking-for-it way possible. You should've just asked "why don't you just wish child predators out of existence specifically", you naive retard

normal homos

I have never heard this before, but I enjoy hearing it.

normal homos

Lol

Thanks, sodomites…

Jesus made me gay

Really bummed me out when I learned this

I really bummed you when I learned this

normal homos

He doesn't know

Truth right there!

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normal homos

Holy fuck. Stop the world please I'd like to get off.

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Bowie was bi, Brando was bi, and so was Cary Grant

When I learned this, I was so upset and beside myself with distress that I went to a bathhouse and sucked a guy off just to calm myself down.

What is it about "sodomy" that you retards don't understand? It's not fucking rocket science

KEK reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when Micky stood in for that kid and said “good night” in a gruff way revealing himself to the mother but replace the mother with Ian McKellan who just raped him lmfao

Based

What about repentant sodomites? Someone who committed sodomy in the past, but now renounces that lifestyle?

I know you're joking, but your joke still hurts normal homos like myself. There is only one way to wish jews or negroes away, and it is with gas chambers. But you wouldn't do that. Because you would be tried at the Hague.

Once you coom in a guy's ass, there's no going back. It's like a dog getting its first taste of blood, or shooting your first hit of heroin. Permanently rewires your brain to crave man ass

ew wtf

People can recover from heroin addiction though.

based bent brit blood

If they renounce the deviant lifestyle and interests then you can give them the benefit of the doubt, although some sort of conversion therapy is probably needed.

But brown immigrants are also chuds, they usually have very conservative social values.

never ask a chud his opinion on age of consent

Thank you.

It's why Trump won.

Joe Biden

TRVKE

Christ is King

Whitest post on the internet.

And that's a good thing

Rock on

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