Andor ruined AGAIN the Sturmtruppen

We'll never have cool Sturmtruppen.

Ghorman Plaza

sturmtruppen has armor

terrorist has no armor

sturmtruppen got shot in the shoulder pad

sturmtruppen out of combat

Imagine if the Reich just dropped some drones with auto-aim, I guess the IQ in that Galaxy isn't to high.

(Later the ISB tactical team not wearing helmets and wanting the terrorists to surrender instead of killing them, just to get kill by the droid was retarded af.)

I guess the IQ in that Galaxy isn't to high.

Sir

25,000 years old civilization

still need normal humans for military (not even droids designed for that)

instead of using all the genetic modifications and cybernetics they know to create the perfect super-soldier

They are still more competent in Andor than anything else before it

I didn't say the opposite, I just said that Andor keeps ruining them.

Just look them moving around with that (Made in China) plastic armor, they look ridiculous, they can't even properly move despite all the gap between the pieces (I swear, each new version of the armor has bigger gaps and somehow they move even worse despite "muh flexibility").

Yeah they looked way better in OT with the minimal gaps even though it restricted the actors’ movement a lot, in the new stuff they look even clumsier with the baggy armor

Doesn't matter. They were always goofy ass fellas

We could have this in the big screen, loyal soldiers of the Emperor destroying his enemies by crushing their skulls and ripping off their bodies.

Idk why Disney hate coolness some much.

Hope one day that cliche finally dies.

bro all the stormtroopers are like 65 year old clones
of course they collapse the second something happens
have you seen how they run?

That nigga’s field of vision is like 70 degrees and he can’t turn his head

I want this show but its Stormtroopers in a New Republic prison work camp.

I feel like Andor hypes them up and then does the same thing star wars always does actually

entire episode built establishing tension around 5 dudes going after Andor as if they're going to be badass threatening fighters

they goof and go to the wrong floor, zoinks!

they win because Andor is retarded and doesn't close the door like the guy says

then they all job to a fucking droid

lol
They aren't impressive on Ghorman either.
I also don't give a shit. I just don't think Andor made them look good

read a book nigger

That's not cool, it's some deviant art tier trash that totally misunderstands the aesthetics of the empire and the concept of stormtroopers.

They managed to shoot a lot of people on screen during Maarva’s funeral and ghorman massacre

Too bulky, I like the thin aesthetic they have in OT

For me its the scout trooper.

drives at high speeds

has no peripheral vision

Yeah always thought these guys were badass and the bikes looked fun as hell

how do the bikes float?

Magnets

I find it crazy for all the obsession with tragic/noble villains, stormtroopers have still never been humanized past meaningless fodder to be comically slaughtered en masse

There's a strong element of sleekness to their armor, carrying that element from the clones, but then their heads, the faces have become ghastly distortions of the previous incarnation. Their helmets overshadow the sleek armor. Distortion through war-tested refinement. Pure poetry. This is all lost in translation with Disney's garbage.

AGAIN!!!

Unarmed people. Nothing impressive about that. And even then, they managed to embarrass themselves.

Little short for a storm trooper.

axshually its called repulsorlift technology

I just don't think Andor made them look good

andor made them competent, but no amount of work can undo what george did to them. it's ingrained.
especially against those teddy bears.
other mouse projects don't help either:
youtube.com/watch?v=iz6lPyepArs

this is also dumb