Wheel of Time cancellation celebration thread

Wheel of Time cancellation celebration thread.

Now, we enter the Fourth Age...

Nah, we continue in the current age after getting out of the portal stone flicker vision.

Chuds can’t stop winning

Do nothing

Win

Every time.

We will never see Dumai's Wells butchered on screen

Good.

I've been drunk with schadenfreude for days thanks to this news. That show was so fucking awful, shouldn't have ever gone beyond one season it was that bad.

is there a section of the "fandom" anywhere that is upset it was cancelled?

reddit r/wot because the place has been nothing but paid shills for years

Yes. There's a lot of innuendo in the books but almost nothing explicit, and the innuendo doesn't even start until much later in the series.

kek how will amazon recover

it makes no fucking sense.

Because it was also invented for the show. Liandrin is really just a minor villain who's really in over her head once the actual big players start showing up and she's just an evil, opportunistic cunt. The show insisted on making her sympathetic for some reason.

Yeah, pretty much all nonsense invented for the show
It is amazing how much they ruined with made up bullshit. Robert Jordan isn't a perfect writer by any means, but he did fucking think out the entirety of his fucking world and all of its major players ahead of time. If you think something didn't make fucking sense in that regard, it is because the show runners made it up

It was completely original to the show. Book Liandrin's backstory is thus: She was from a peasant family, resented everyone who had more than her, became a darkfriend as a young teen, awakened how ability to channel with a minor Compulsion weave. She imitates higher class speech but when she's angry she sometimes slips back into speaking like the lower class dirt farmer she is. That's it.

tfw no thicc forsaken gf

Lads I have discovered I have a super power I can cause any show to be cancelled just by not watching it, if anyone wants a show cancelled let me know and I won't watch it for you. Results 100% guaranteed.

IDK feels like we're losing in the video game space

my method is also fool proof with vidya let me know what game series you'd like cancelled and I won't play it

i watched 3 minutes and i turned if off and never thought of it again
dont know the books tho so had no reason to power through

Is it true that all the lesbian shit and non-stop sex scenes were completely made up for the show? I never read the books.

There is maybe 4 fairly obvious sex scenes in the whole series and they're all basically "cut to black" then laying in bed afterwards. Everything else is up to the reader to figure out the implications, as novices in the tower initiates are not allowed to even consider getting a boyfriend so some turn to having sex with their dorm mates, it's less being a lesbian and more like gay in prison. Lesbians all join the Red Ajah.

dont know the books tho so had no reason to power through

That is basically the only reason you would be able to watch it. The entirety of the fanbase is made up of non-readers, because the show is such an utter betrayal of the source material that most existing fans couldn't make it through the first fucking episode.

thicc

only people noticing her bosom are women

Graendal is a flatty

Just imagine if they had started the show with the actual prologue

But then people might have gotten confused and thought the Dragon was the main character?

Imagine if instead of GoT they adapted WoT faithfully 14 years ago in the climate back then. We could've had Christina Hendricks Graendal.

This is just annoying, I wish streaming networks could finish any kind of series wtf is the point of quiting mid way?

How about making the shows good in the first place so that there wouldn't be a reason to cancel them?

How so? Everything woke has flopped recently. AC shadows, DA veilguard, concord, etc.

50% of the Wheel of Time is women threatening to spank each other and that one bitch tugging her braid, but beyond that, there's not much actual sex

true we can't have that imagine how many screen time would have to be wasted on the Dragon, so many gay warder scenes would've been lost

Sad. I enjoyed season 2 and 3

i love this shot of min's actress walking the wrong way, realizing she fucked up and laughing/smiling because she dun goofed
how did this get through editing? who knows

fucking shoes from rdj and ellen page

I still have no idea why the fuck they choose a like 40 year old woman to play min
What the FUCK were they thinking?

Once again I am unequalled

So what will be the next big fantasy book series to make it into a tv show and get unceremoniously killed off?

I wanna say Stormlight Archive, but I think Sanderson is savvy enough to not give the controls to people he can't say no to.

What will they ruin next?
My guess is Raymond E. Feist's Riftwar cycle.

What the FUCK were they thinking?

That they will never adapt MCs little harem ?

Good. The only good thing was the actor that played whatshisname, the gambler, and they removed him.

western fantasy europe is invaded by fantasy japan, and the japs are the bad guys, lol never ever going to happen

Sanderson refuses to let the rights go. It will be something with a dead author.
If anything I'd expect them to try and do Conan and make it turbo pozzed and make Conan into a bitch.
They could do Elric, but Elric is already pozzed and Elric himself is already a little bitch, so it would end up being a faithful adaptation.

chudmael

Post your best copes

weak gene

At least it's self aware.

they started developing a Conan tv show decided it was too problematic and cancelled it mid productin

I wonder if they'll try again now that Salke is out.

Yeah, I didn't really expect that, but still, replacing a woman in her early 20s with a woman in her mid 40s is a hell of a choice.

up to CoT in my reread anons. Ituralde introduced in the prologue. cant believe I forgot about this chad

Their current strategy is to claim anything successful is also woke because a secondary character is gay or black

chudmael

Think Chudmandred works a bit better with his inferiority complex.

Elan Morin Chudronai.

I bet the decision about cancellation was made soon after S1.
It was an extremely bad piece of TV and there was no way to recover from that.
S2 and S3 were made just cause of the contract to make 3 seasons.

Or between season 2 and 3

desu it is preferable to have none of those at all

He is the goat

Probably between s2 and 3. Pike sold her house and moved after they were done filming, they've probably known the whole time.

hottest on the show

doesn't afraid of dominating the uglies when they fuck up

What the fuck are these people wearing. Every scene looked like a fashion magazine concept.

How did it even get 3 seasons? Is it because they want to say "our series don't get cancelled after one season! see!"

contract, they have a similar one with the tolkien estate watch them cancel that shit after s3 as well

I thought RoP was up to six seasons or something?

amazon has produced ZERO good shows

no idea, tanchico as a whole was a total shitshow by the costume department

got banned from there for saying the show was bad

they've bought the rights for 5 but are only committed for 3.
they might burn a stack of cash and dip out after season 3.

God I hate them so much. Fucking destroyed the community.

oh god I hope not

say I prefer books to show

get banned

ask why

muted

I just wanted to talk about WoT. Are those mods all bought by Amazon or do they do it for free?

The only thing that let's me sleep at night is believing that they're paid shills, and all the people supporting the show are bots. It defies explanation otherwise.

I wish streaming networks could finish any kind of series wtf is the point of quiting mid way?

These high fantasy shows are very expensive to produce. You need to be a GoT/Stranger Things level hit to be given more than three pity seasons.

"Rand, you’ve been plowing through those maps for hours. Don’t you ever tire of such hard work? A man like you needs to… loosen up now and then". She stretched languidly, her dress riding up slightly to reveal a glimpse of thigh.

"Loosen up? I suppose I could stretch my shoulders. They’re stiff from sitting so long. And plowing? I’m just looking at supply lines. Cairhien’s grain stores are low, and we need to move provisions before winter."

"Oh, Rand, you’re so dedicated. But don’t you ever want to plant something more… personal? Something that could grow under the right touch?"

"Plant something? Like a garden? I don’t have time for that, Berelain. Besides, Tear’s soil is too rocky for much besides olives. Maybe we could import some crops from Mayene. Your fields are fertile, aren’t they?"

"Fertile? Oh, my fields are very fertile, Rand. Ready for a strong hand to… tend them. Don’t you want to sow a little something tonight?"

"Sow? You mean like barley or wheat? I’m no farmer, Berelain. I grew up in the Two Rivers, but I left the fields to Tam. Why are we talking about crops all of a sudden?"

"Forget crops, Rand. I’m talking about something hot and wet. Something that needs a man’s firm grip to make it… yield."

"Hot and wet? Are you talking about the weather? It’s been humid all week. If you’re uncomfortable, I can ask the servants to bring a fan or some cool water."

"Rand, you’re so strong, so powerful. Don’t you ever want to ride something wild, something that’s begging to be… tamed?"

"Ride? I’ve got a good horse, Berelain. Tai’daishar’s spirited, but I wouldn’t call him wild. Do you need a new mount? Mayene’s got fine stables, doesn’t it?" Rand looked concerned.

“Rand, you’ve been wielding that… sword of yours all day. Doesn’t it ever tire you, handling such a hard task?”

“Callandor isn’t a burden. It’s heavy, sure, but I’ve trained to handle it. The Power flows through it smoothly enough when I need it to.”

“Oh, I’m sure you’re skilled at channeling that Power, Rand. But don’t you ever want to… release it? Let it flow somewhere… softer?”

“The One Power isn’t something you just let go of, Berelain. It takes focus. If I released it carelessly, I could burn out or worse. Control is everything.”

“Control is admirable, but don’t you ever crave to lose yourself in something… wet and wild? Something that yields under your touch?”

“You mean like the rivers in the Waste? They can be wild, sure, but I’d rather not get swept away in a flood. I’ve had enough trouble with water as it is.”

“Oh, Rand, you’re so… firm in your resolve. But tell me, don’t you ever want to plunge into something deeper? Something that pulses with life?”

“I’ve dived into plenty of dangers, Berelain. The Pattern’s got enough pulses and twists to keep me busy. I don’t need to go looking for more.”

But what about heat, Rand? Don’t you want to feel something hot and tight, something that grips you and won’t let go?”

“You’re talking about a forge, maybe? Or a tight spot in battle? I’ve faced both, and they’re not exactly pleasant. I’d rather avoid getting burned or trapped.”

“Rand, enough games. I’m talking about desire. Don’t you want to taste something raw, something that’s dripping with need?”

“Taste? Like… food? I’m not hungry, Berelain. I ate before the council meeting. And raw meat’s not my preference—too risky without a good cook.”

“Light, Rand, you’re impossible. I’m offering you something hairy, wet, and sweaty, something that begs for you. Don’t you want to devour it?”

Hairy and wet? Like… a sheep caught in the rain? I’m not sure why you’d want me to eat something like that, Berelain. Sounds like it needs shearing, not devouring.”

made Elayne and Aviendha hook up, destroying their sweet found sisterhood (in a series where women constantly betray each other) for the sake of lgbt pandering

Gays are the enemy of women. When will they learn?

I've been stuck on Dragons Reborn mid section for a while, I'm on the part where Perrin just set the caged aiel free, killed a bunch of white cloaks and then everyone ran onto a boat to escape before they got questioned for it and the girl who likes Perrin jumped on the boat too.
It's just so boring, I do not care about the girls at all, them walking around repeating themselves about "Muh black Ajia could be here." is boring, Mat is the only entertaining character next to Rand both of which had barley showed up.

elayne and aviendha is one of those things that should've happened in the books, it would've made the harem hella less awkward.
now the siuan + moiraine fanfic and that faggot warder i have problems with.

Chuds did this...

Wasn't the lady Elayne kind of bicurious?

Chuds did this...

Chuds are the side of on the side of Light, Rafe was a darkfriend from the pit of doom.

Drop the series now or power through and drop it when you reach books 7-10

I really like certain parts, like the final 1/3rd of TGH was amazing, and I loved it. But then the other 2/3rds were either alright or making me want to kill myself.
When If I still don't like it by LoC I'll drop it / read it slowly.

Books 4-6 are usually considered the highlight of the saga. Power through a bit, drop it after book 4 if you still don't like it.

Yeah anon, you need to read through 2000 pages before you can decided if this series is for you.

What the fuck man!?

midway through book 3

more like 400 pages; also too many of you faggots ready every goddamn line of every page, learn to skim and skip parts you don't enjoy.
fuck perrin chapters btw.

Isn't me but I will try to speed read more if you think that the Perrin chapters aren't too important. I just don't want to miss any of this "masterful foreshadowing" which I've yet to see any of.

that's funny, because the last season is when it became semiinteresting

masterful foreshadowing

that's just a meme by low iq midwits. jordan just vaguely hints at future plots he has planned out from time to time.

Are there any scenes from the show that are worth watching for a bookfag like me? Anything cool to see adapted visually

masterful foreshadowing

You have to wait 10 books for the payoff
s3e4 maybe (Rhuidean trips)

most of the forsaken material is great in the show, like moghedien brainwashing the wonder girls

I've been reading bunch of threads about the show getting axes and most people say the books are decent so I'm giving them a try. Like 70% through the first one, basically reads like Eragon with more interesting world building for now. Enjoying it but mostly seems like something I'd enjoy much more when I was a teenager. Any thoughts on how the rest compares?

the first book is very different to the rest of the saga, books 2 and 3 drop the lotr backdrop, and books 4-6 massively expand the setting.

We will never see nigger-Egwene say 'Aes Sedai, kill!' at Dumai's Wells

Feels good man

Sounds good, cheers

Is it true that all the lesbian shit and non-stop sex scenes were completely made up for the show?

Yes, they were. Elayne is straight, Aviendha is straight. Moiraine and Siuan went prison-gay in their youth for a while, but are otherwise straight. Both of them got paired up with men eventually.

Black Tower replaced by Salidar AS

Since you guys seem to be bookfags, can you explain Liandran's backstory?

It's all made up by Amazon homos, none of it is from the books. In the books she's just a minor villain we don't know much about. She's also supposed to be young and beautiful.

Bioware, cyberpunk, telltale games, Outer Worlds, Kingdom Come, Gears of War, Assassins Creed, Blizzard, soon to be GTA

It was just infected deeper than tv so the chemo is going to be a rougher ride to recovery.

I hate nigs so much. I SWEAR if i watched some edo period fantasy movie with the emperor being cast as a 2my tall blue eyed blond swede i would laugh at them. They are so dumb and fragile, they need to feel included even when they watch some stupid tv show

character is popular

give their more material

might have worked if they had half decent writers. drummer in the expanse is an example of this working well.

Hollywood insider, here.
This show failed because of your racism. We will continue our effort to de-center whiteness and fight the patriarchy by producing entertainment content that you hate.

The Forsaken (other than Ishamael) are fun, in a campy villainous way. The Rhuidean scene is bretty gud, though they did add a little homo shit to it.

Does she have such a prominent chin the books too?

3 seasons ain't shit, streaming platforms destroyed this argument. Just because it got more episodes doesn't mean anybody actually watched it.

I never even gave this show a chance after I saw what they cast as Perrin and Nynaeve

so what your saying is the more racist I am the more shows like these will fail? ok I'll get right on that

I didn't even finish the pilot it pissed me off so badly and I've read all 14 of the books.

I'm so fucking glad this shitshow went up in flames.

not really. Moggy is pretty good, captured her vibe really well but the actress (like all of them) is ugly as fuck. I dont think any of the forsaken were well done except her. Rhuidean episode has some cools scenes as anons have said so give that a try.

lmao this looks like a bad cosplay party

jesus fucking christ

The royal pacifier

The fuck is this? Some coon on his way to the first KFC in Cairo?

Salidar AS are the ones that capture Rand

And if we accidentally make our shows interesting, we won't produce a final season.

10/10

BG3 and KCD 2 succeded.

what do you mean? that's clearly an ogier, an extraterrestrial being from another planet that has left his stedding to escape his upcoming wedding and write his book.

Rand kneels before Egwene and she bonds him

Faile defeats Demandred

dammit enough the nightmare is over it was just a flicker

I have won again, Lews Therin.

I would like to take this opportunity to inform everyone that there is a Wheel of Time quest mod for Skyrim that offers a condensed version of the book plot into a short questline (Dragon Reborn = Dragonborn) and gives you an Aviendha gf. The mod is more well done than the $100m Amazon tv show

oh cool. I'll give that a try. on Nexus I assume?
I like isolated modular questline mods. I made a couple for Oblivion i never published. besides being 20% placeholder assets I didnt make and missing voice lines (no AI back then) they were pretty good. great way to take an empty space in the vanilla game and turn it into something rich

you're kidding me, cool, is that what this image is from? I just grabbed the pic a while ago I had no idea it was an actual mod

Aviendha marries Elayne and becomes her Princess Consort

you lost Elan its time to stop

nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/55404
That pic seems to be from a different or different game entirely, but this is the skyrim mod. I've always thought it was funny that this guy who has only made a handful of mods just dropped an entire questline, complete with fully voiced characters (not AI), based on a fantasy novel series out of the blue. Autism is powerful I guess. It may not have all the bells and whistles of bigger quest mods, but it was fun for a playthrough.

Wears a shoufa(a sort of scarf) when fighting

Already more faithful than the tv show

that picture I posted is definitely skyim but now that I think about it its probably just someone who designed a Lan looking character

Not only that, they had to do 3 seasons. They paid so much in licensing fees so they were pot committed. But yeah I'm sure they were hoping but they had to have known this had failed after season 1. This picked up almost no traction or word of mouth online. For comparison the WoTshow subreddit has 36k members. GoT has 3.6 million.

That's elden ring

Moggy was never supposed to be a great looker anyway, tho. Her actress is unironically fitting: it's when they cast plain/ugly people into characters who're supposed to be pretty and get treated as such that the disconnect starts

really never played it but I thought the graphics would be better

this would be interesting to play at full power lv244, though I guess the way the mod works it would force you to engage before that point

Bros, this is what we lost...

Praise be to the Light for sheltering us from this darkness

this is what happens when you get a gay man as showrunner, and then they get surprised that only women over 40 are watching the show.

elayne and aviendha is one of those things that should've happened in the books

Maybe if you're a porn brained retard.

I am forgotten.

a porn brained retard.

but enough about Robert Jordan

No.

What will happen to the obsessed loser that's been creating WoT threads since 2017?!

wheel of time was singlehandedly keeping like 40 hag actresses in work

he stopped getting pay checks

Moggy is pretty good, captured her vibe really well

I have no idea why people keep saying this about several of the characters, fucking none of them behave anything like their book counterparts. Not Moggy, not Moiraine, especially not Lan.

you never existed in the first place

Why can't Amazon make good shows. According to Jeff Bezos, making television is easy.

It triggers early but like all quests in skyrim you can ignore them until you're ready. I think it's balanced for early game if I remember correctly, but doing it as a high level guy and murdering black ajah bitches sounds fun

Some people just can't appreciate platonic friendships.

just make everything the same, forever, surely people won't get sick of it!

Elayne is straight

Now, I don't remember the books terribly well, but wasn't Elayne constantly checking out Birgitte's ass?

Not that I remember, no.

Jeff should have taken a larger hand in this and cut the Woke crap off at the knees.

Wasn't Elayne obsessed with sex in the books?

That disgusting old arab bitch with the phlegm filled gravel voice.

Disgusting. Why is this bitch in everything?

there was a lot of women checking out other women but in like a competitive way, don't recall elayne wanting to fuck birgitte

BG3 is as woke as you want it to be and it gives you the option to either disregard or murder the fags. KCD2 was hiding the wokeshit for as long as they could on purpose because they were riding on the goodwill from the previous game.

thats what I mean doing it when you can rip out full lightning storms and the like could be fun

no Elayne was getting chubby because she was pregnant and was annoyed that Birgitte was so fit

As in she wanted to fuck the shit out of Rand, yeah.

It pissed me off so much how wishy washy they were with the veiling. They even had Rand's dad fight without veiling in the same flashback sequence where they explain why they veil.

Would top left and Alviaring t. George of the Jungle

*Alviarin

Well for starters they could try following this advice in the first place. Like half of these points were straight up absent from wheel of prime and the ones that were included were mediocre at best.

Kek! How would Elayne "fuck" Birgitte?

with air weaved strap on ?

Top left is actually a qt blackfu, would cuddle

Rosamund was a fucking shit Moiraine and I'm tired of pretending she wasn't. She didn't look like her, she didn't behave like her and she didn't have the same morals and convictions as her. She was an entirely different character.

What about this foxy lady?

we've been saying that since s01e01, welcome

The ugliest cast of people every put together for a show. Every person cast doesn't have to be a 10/10 but come on people. No one wants to watch a show full of uggos. People want break from real life not a mirror of it.

That was aimed at the retards who kept defending her. I'm shouting into the void because I'm not going to go on fucking reddit just for this.

Same, and you're not the first of this comment I've read. The show was invisible to most of us, it tips its hat in the opening minutes, which I appreciate, actually. A lot of them are trying to hide the gay fucking until ep 3 or so, after delivering what appears to be two normalish episodes of TV. Woke traps. Conclave is the most egregious employer of this tactic.

her gay plot and emo lan taking up 70% of her screentime certainly didn't help

As someone who only saw season 1 and didn't read the books, can you explain how she differs in the books?

I twist them I twist them so they HURT!

I'm on book five here's a list of girls I'd fuck so far: Selene/Lanfear, Queen Morgase, Berelain, Moraine, Aviendha, and Miin.

Is Moraine the main character in the books too?

So what will be the next european legacy the eternal Jew will go after? The medieval GOT decade feels over to me. Vikings etc never held much attraction to the mainstream audience. I am thinking about something like ancient Rome or Greece.

she's a stoic midget in the books.

A lot of us were saying this the minute she was cast. They wanted an "A" lister to bring legitimacy to the show. They failed horribly at it. Rosamund was just about as bad a casting as you could make.

lol no. she's a secondary character who doesn't get pov chapters, and then she "dies" for half the series.

No

Who do you think the target audience for the books are? The subtext was already in the books.

she is tiny

she isn't gay

she isn't a sociopath

she is very quiet and calm until shit goes down

she is very brave

she is very smart

she has the largest network of spies in the world

she is quietly regal

she is patient

she is understanding

she is always poised and unruffled even in the face of pure evil

she never ever speaks down to Lan ever

she is gracious

to name a few differences

no not even a little bit

everyone, thats the great thing about the books they are for everyone.

and she doesnt work with Lanfear to scare E5 kids with bubbles of evil

The subtext was already in the books.

You unironically lack media literacy.

Basically, this >She was an extremely reserved woman from a noble house who chose her words very carefully. Rosamund either didnt read the books or just failed understands Moraine's role.

In addition to what the others said, she would never, EVER work together with a fucking forsaken. She has dedicated her life to fighting the Shadow, the show instead made her care the most about her non existent gay romance while letting her be le morally flexible about the little things such as the fate of the world.

I covered that with

she isn't a sociopath

which seemed to be Pikes entire approach

she would never, EVER work together with a fucking forsaken

it's heavily hinted in the books that she knows about asmodean teaching rand, so your point is wrong.

If you don't want to see it, it's not there I guess.

keeping a prisoner as a teacher is the same as joining forces with a forsaken and allowing her to attack the guy the fate of the entire world rests on

not her choice and has nothing to do with her. It was at a point when moiraine and rand were barely even speaking and she is learning to accept that rand must make his own decisions.

hinting

she knows she tells Rand she knows before she goes to face Lanfear, its not a hint thats where the very smart thing comes in, remember Asmo is severed.

i just find it droll how you guys form your own headcanon about what a character would and would not do.
my example clearly showcases that she is willing to bend, one can't always choose their bedfellows.

Asmo was cut of from the DO he was a traitor she knew this and she says that while she doesn't fully agree she understands somehow Rand has to learn to use the One Power, at that point she had made a deal with Rand that she wouldn't interfere with his plans, she would do her best to support them and him however she could. She tells him she knows and to be careful all the same before she confronts Lanfear at Cairhien

fuck off Rafe she would never in a million years agree to the stupid shit that went down in the show. Asmo was shielded and cut of from the DO physically cut off, he was only a danger with what he might say not what he might do which is fucking nothing. I find it droll you think she would ever accept the help of a Forsaken any Forsaken ever. FUCK OFF YOU CANCELLED FAGGOT RAFE

jesus christ

Why not just try and make an old style chud fantasy kino and see if it works for the marvel audience too, and the niggers of course?

RJ had a lesbian fetish, but the sex was never explicit and alot of it was background subtext which is left to the readers imagination.

RJ had a lesbian fetish

nope he had a mild bdsm fetish, far different, as he had two gfs, he probably had some 3 somes with them but you are seriously over estimating RJ's preferences

there's plenty of weird shit in the books like a forsaken getting transformed into a chick and fucking everything that moves.

“Pillow friends are not just good friends. Oh, they are that, too, but they also get hot and sweaty together and muss up the sheets something fierce."

He did have a bdsm fetish as well, but the lesbian fetish pops up more often in the books.

so a guy dedicated to pure evil gets put into a female body and goes around being degenerate, lol

reddit is upset [product] is no longer being manufactured

color me SHOCKED

Sneaky Pete

They've produced zero good shows after that one chick became VP of content production.

Dungeon Crawler Carl.

He was already a sex pest who'd try to fuck anything that moves as a man: becoming a woman just changed him into a sex pest who'd try to get fucked by anything that moves.

I honestly think the Dark One was fond of Balthamael since that reincarnation was a reward compared to what happened to Graendal

rest in fucking piss, didn’t even know this show got a second or third season either

its just world building now I doubt you'll belive me but I was briefly in a relationship with 2 girls, one was my girlfriend the other was her "best friend" that moved in from another state while they would kiss each other and some other stuff it was obviously for my benefit, they just both wanted to get fucked and were being faux lesbian for my benefit. I see a lot of that idea in RJs writing, its not so much a bunch of lesbians more girls will get naked with each other if no better options i.e guys are around to fuck them. I actually had a similar thing that RJ did where the girls would plan out who would be spending time with me that day/night. It was fun but a lot of work. Eventually her friend got with another guy and the threesome was over. I was completely fine with that, their are constant mine traps "ah thats what xxxx likes not me" "no I haven't seen this movie you watched it with xxxx" etc. Its more trouble then its worth.

but the lesbian fetish pops up more often in the books.

Not even close, there are several independent cultures that have practices that qualify for BDSM that are disguised as discipline/enslavement, but the lesbian stuff is just cookie cutter boomer "two chicks are hot lol".

The end of the book is great.

But yeah, everything to do with the girls "hiding" while Egwene does everything in her power to be conspicuous is retarded.

those aren't woke.

WoT cancelled

Ishamael didn't win for once

Feels good man

She does not like men at all, preferring pretty young men in their mid to late teens, young enough to be eager and grateful and easy to control. This gets her into trouble during her exile. The notion of any sort of sexual relationship with an adult male made her skin crawl.

Reminder that Toveine Gazal was a pedophile.

The thing you have to realize about the books is that they were Naruto for the 90s. Only nerds read them but every male nerd read them. Also like Naruto, there's huge stretches where nothing happens followed by absolutely kickass scenes that make you forget the parts where nothing happened.

toveine

red ajah

every time what is wrong with them

Lack of proper dicking.

The pillow friend fetish is pretty pervasive through the entire series to the point the author has made several comments on it and there's wiki pages dedicated to the subject.
You can ignore the subtext parts if you want, but even the explicit amounts are enough to show how thinly veiled RJ's preferences are.

girls stuck in an all girls school into their mid 20s at least, its just girls being horny and having no outlet

I'm not denying it exist, just saying you're overplaying it compared to the BDSM stuff that's ACTUALLY the pervasive thing throughout the story. The entire concept of pillow friends is blink and you miss it, your perception has been skewed by the fandom and shippers.

Top line kind of works if top left is one of the Sea People sent to the tower.

The rest though...

girls wanna get spanked all of them, also if girls can't get dicked they will finger other girls

t. Robert Jordan

the general idea of the reds is they are man haters for countless reasons but yes it comes down to that.

She speaks down to Lan in New Spring but that's literally her being fresh out of the Tower and completely inexperienced with the world to the point she inadvertently insults him.

yea even when I was writing that I was going to put in an addendum about new spring but that really doesn't count, once he's her warder it never happens

A very dark show, it seems.

GO WOKE, GO BROKE

What makes you think anyone is going to take an interest in adapting Wheel of Time ever again? The reason the books were butchered so horrendously to begin with is that Jordan's values and worldview were irreconciliable with those of the show's producers. Something as basic as Jordan's strong male-female dualism is already anathema to the mainstream media of today. Why should that change 20 years from now? The enby zoomer kids working in the media tomorrow will adapt Jemisin at best, or dig up some queer fantasy fan fiction from AO3. WoT is truly over for the rest of time.

The BDSM stuff is pretty typical for fantasy of the time and isn't even noticable compared to something like Sword of Truth.

you over estimate the power of trannys what the fuck is this

enby

shit? have some self respect, tranny shit is already being crushed as self destroying awful subversive shit. Give it a few years and the zoomy kids will be begging for accurate adaptations, its already happening.

Guy at work has been seething about this series, same guy also often seethes about Trump.
He doesn't know...

Enby is short for "non binary" and it's big with zoom zooms. That Billie Eilish slag calls herself that way. You have to face the facts: LGBTQWTFBBQ is the new normal. Even more so for people working in entertainment. So it will dominate the media landscape for the rest of your natural life.

To be honest I'm surprised they got 3 seasons at all.

america

there's your problem, we don't have that issue over here in europe.

lol