Have you considered that letting the state steal your kids is good actually?

Have you considered that letting the state steal your kids is good actually?

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give up your kids and become a girlboss!

Amazing moral for young girls, Disney.

93% on audience score. You lost, chud.

Lilo isn't her kid retard. She deserves to at least whore out for a while if she's going to be saddled down with a child

move to the haole propaganda machine

Im 35 years old living in a thirld world country (Peru), saw a lot of older sisters or older brothers having the role of mothers or brothers because their parents passed away. It was hard but they made it, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING TIME i heard one of them said (not even drunk) that they want to leave their brothers to be something else. The bond is too strong. What the fuck was Disney thinking with this or americans are really that selfish?

Ohana means “fuck off so I can go to college and get run through by white boys”

stop acknowledging that any live action Disney movie made after Tron Legacy exists

It often is, dumbass. Or at least its better for the kid to be raised in the foster care system rather than their drug-addicted schizophrenic parents.

Shit i would never leave my younger sister to the fucking system, doesnt make any sense. Fuck that. Ill fight the cops

I just realize their parents probably died from doing ice.

Why didn’t Nani just join only fans she would’ve got a ton of money. I’m not even joking.

This piece of shit killed them

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Reminder that picrel is the end result of stateism.

I don't think anyone in the world would do different, this movie is insanely out of touch and probably written by someone who never had siblings.

Now it's time for another 50 years of propaganda to break down sibling relationships.

nooo you can't give your child sibling to a family in a better state. you should barely be making it to the end of the month instead of trying to get a better education!!!

Already got the parents split off from the family.

the ammount of woman on tiktok praising the ending of this movie is concerning. Fucking selfish beings

foster care is a nightmare, I'd take neglectful retard parents over it any day

Raising her little sister and managing to work and live her life outside that in the original was a thousand times more girlboss than abandoning the only family she had left to live in another state. Feminism once again fails women.

go spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a degree that will be worthless when the same people telling you to get one import your indian replacement

Didn't you make this thread yesterday?

I wanted to fuck her so hard when I was 8.

thinking a brown woman with no parents will be turned down by DEI and the state

I can always make more kids

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you can't leave to do something else in peru

leave your family and your paradise tropical island to go to the sleaziest state in the world and learn from drugged up professors!

why would you want to make more money?

Why didn't she just do online classes?

Can I get the QRD on this?
What did yidsney do this time? I'm not gonna watch it, nor do I care much for stitch as I never really watched it as a kid

getting into debt =/= making money

The weather gets cold and foggy?

Women can. They usually leave their rural villages and towns for university and city life. The men usually get trapped working in the copper mines and helping their aging parents farm cilantro and avocados or whatever.

Based? I don't even know who's in charge of my "democracy", I'm just told to stop hitting myself and voting wrong.

going to college makes you more money

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(((get an education)))

Cuz we all know marine biologists are in such high demand and get paid so much money. Wtf?

Weird how jews are constantly encouraging young people to break up their families.

Nani hands custody of Lilo over to the state and goes off to college.

even funnier that she would go to cali to study fucking "marine biology" whens at the fucking center of it

go to california to study marine biology

instead of studying it right here in hawaii where you're surrounded by the sea

californians should be exterminated

over to the state

Why are you lying?

Tūtū is a character who appears in the 2025 live-action remake of Lilo & Stitch. a Native Hawaiian in her 70s who is the long-time neighbor of the Pelekais and the grandmother of David Kawena. She is described as "a warm, quick-witted woman who speaks with a local Pidgin accent."[

I’m not lying that’s who the state chose as the foster…

it's like going to New York to study agriculture when you're from Colorado or some part of northern California, can't believe people don't even listen to movies

IT'S DA JOOZ!!1!!1

yeah, not falling for that one ahmed

This movie was probably written by an AI, either that or written in chunks by dozens of different interns and writers who probably had no contact with each other for this collaboration and whoever wrote that part about California and college didn’t even know the character was supposed to be living in Hawaii already.

She doesn’t do that though, two men have to drop in and be her stay at home dads for her

IT'S DA JOOZ!!1!!1

Kekoa tells Nani she can give Lilo's guardianship to David and Tūtū, allowing her to stay home.

So they let nani pick and she picked the closest thing they had to family

NTA but I thought the aliens and the girls becoming one big happy household in the end was a bit much I don’t see why those guys couldn’t get an apartment across the street or something but it was a much nicer, happier, and wholesome ending than this creepy jewish college bullshit. They’re painting leaving and going to college to “follow your dreams” as a good thing when that’s just demented Silicon Valley jew fantasy.

I don’t care what non-point you’re trying to make, giving up custody of your family and handing them over to the state regardless of it being portrayed positively in this movie is a demented and bad thing.

Can you tell me why there is no kebab shops in Peru? I want to move there and start my own kebab empire.

free palestine bro

israel is totally the aggressor bro i swear

Family is not really a thing in the US because family members see each other as competition. That's why parents kick kids out of the house at 18 or force them to pay rent, because family is an asset class that requires a return on investment. When grandparents die it's also common for the children to loot the estate, taking and selling as much furniture as possible or fighting to sell the property outright so they can fund vacations.

No one even knows what you’re talking about you babydick-sucking parasite. Goodbye.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hānai

Disney writers could have salvaged this canon change by using the Hanai system Hawaii & the Hawaiian people are known for, when a child is not old enough to be considered an adult and is parentless ( parents probably methheads or in rare cases, Dead) they’re taken in by family members. Grandparents, aunts and family friends (God parents) which I guess the state of Hawaii approves of it. If only the mouse did enough research they could have fleshed it out more properly than having Nani just fuck off and throw Ohana out the door. Their HAS to be other Pelekais out there, its Hawaiians. A huge ass tribe over there.

It’s honestly revolting how jewsney pretends to be culturally enriched or whatever and whenever racial things are portrayed on screen it’s the most superficial out of touch nonsense like the Mexican movie “piñatas and cinco de mayo decorations everywhere!!!!” etc. They make me sick.

I really would love a reality show where some western Chud goes and lives in Russia.

you're all sandniggers to me, just tired of paying for both sides

the least obvious muslim shills
still not supporting palestine bro, sorry

imdb gave it 7

Best post of the thread

retard shill

This.

They were going for an anti-family message, so your solution wouldn't be acceptable.

You're paying for one side.

remake a movie with lots of themes around found family

make it about how the government found a family for Lilo

Kino?

Least obvious koshernazi larp.

uh oh bro you might wanna tap out, he's got jew wojaks for days

single mother makes decisions that only better her life regardless of consequences on her child

that's crazy. also, did you know that water is wet?

I support every Jew being relocated to Israel as their rightful home, and every Muslim being relocated to Palestine as their rightful home. That way it will be easier to wipe them all out at one time with the fewest number of strategically placed nukes.

letting your little sister stay with two gay aliens who are total strangers to her

vs

letting your own boyfriend's grandmother babysit her for a couple of a hours a day before returning home from college

Honestly this ending is even more chud-friendly than the original, it even tells kids they shouldn't trust illegal immigrants

was it really necessary to make jumba look like a fat jew?

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College doesn't even better your life, it's entirely a scam.

She seems older than Snood. I guess wholesome Minecraft is superior to woke Disney.

Humiliation ritual

live in literal paradise

want to move away from there

Why are thirdies like this?

It's mostly a daycare designed to delay white woman getting first child

You pushing the failed meme of “woke right” tells me that you’re a jew, and I don’t listen to jews.

bro, you're such a kuffar-i mean JEW

yeah, you're totally a JEW brother

salam abdul

The college industrial complex is collapsing and the Jews are desperate. Absolutely nothing good comes from getting a college degree, and our civilization got scammed super hard for generations about it. It is actually slavery:

End up in crippling debt by age 20, forced to spend a decade or two paying it off

Degrees are worth less than the paper they are printed on, never leads to a decent job in any field

Courses and professors only aim is to indoctrinate students into becoming communist drones because the entire system got usurped by Soviet spies 70 years ago

Designed to force you into working shitty retail and fast food jobs that you didn't need a degree to get to begin with just to pay off the debt

They brainwash you and send you down an inescapable wageslave pipeline that you already could have done without putting yourself in debt. Only the genuinely intelligent and strongwilled can make it out of the university system without being turned into a leftist zombie too. There's no upside and boomers really sold us all a lie that this somehow is the gateway to a successful life.

what's a kuffar and who is salam abdul?

just visit your kids with your portal gun, bro

Naval Special Warfare Preparatory School is in San Diego

That means there is an endless refreshing supply of super fit, super horny gigachads trying to become Navy Seals coming and going constantly

She was going there for that chad cock. Chad cock is way more important than family values. She was getting dicked by SEALcock every weekend, which is ironic since she is studying marine biology.

That's the only marine biology she'll be studying.

if you say jews run hollywood you're muslim/

lol

That is not being a girlboss, that is taking responsibility. A girlboss would abandon her child to the state to pursue a degree, that she won't even use, just like the movie did it.

a show where Hasan Piker goes to Palestine and gets stoned to death for looking like a queer would be funnier

Careful Anon, I once got hit with a 3 day for pointing out that dressing like a maid (and getting pegged) was probably the price he paid to fuck Kaho.

Is this really the state of Anon Babble moderation? A bunch of janitors buying boba with food stamps and banning people who insult their imaginary Internet friends?

yes, don't be fooled
the hack did nothing
our moderation staff is still 100% parasocial trannies

you shouldn’t unload your own flesh and blood like trash so you can go become the campus slut

Correct

it's not her kid she's her sister

americans will kick out their children as soon as its legal to do so. Not even memeing, a lot of homeless are 18 years old lol

Indian hands typed this. Real life isn't like the kikeflix shows you watch.

Everyday I see new ways shills use to drum up interest for corporations. Please kill yourself. Marketing is incredibly evil.

whatever you say golem

Remember when Stitch was originally meant to die but they changed it because it depressed all the kids in the test audience?

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mfw someone announces a report or "sage"

Kaho Shibuya? Is anyone surprised by a whore still whoring with a now 'co-worker?' I guess doing JP tv didnt work out for her? Does she also eat shit and piss for Arab Prince money like Rae Lil Black?

what’s wrong with having kids pay rent to help with costs? it can help the family keep the house or afford a larger place
you realize that in the third world they contribute to household costs yes? itheh don’t get to just game and goon 24/7 on daddy’s dime

actual jidf agents itt kek

Fucking hell, I want a whole movie about this chick lol

RLB did coprophagia?

remeber when the space ship chasing scene took place in a city but they changed it for the butthurt americans

but you had no problem when fujimori sterelized your ass

Baywatch hawaii?

A good parent would want their child to save up enough money so that they can buy their own home in the future, or even just save for their own personal use. The only exception would be if the parents were on the brink of bankruptcy and need their children to help, but even then that's better accomplished through the children buying groceries and whatnot, a flat rent on your own children is just psychotic.

Sibling relationships have historically always been a toss up between best bros, don't see each other often but they're cool I guess, and absolutely despises eachother over some decades long grudge.

only sane post itt

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Canonically doesn't wear panties.

Likely that she's got a jungle crotch.

If I need anything else to tell me, this was written by modern day Californian women. Reminds of that Peter and Wendy movie (Which was actually Wendy's movie) where she envisioned her happy future and she saw herself as an old wine drinker, single writer.

Just saw the movie. It was great and literally everything you guys tried to complain about is fine or even great. The fact that some of you read this shit and think the movie ends on a bad note is insane. I don’t give a rats ass about Disney but you guys are so fucking hyperbolic when you try to trash a movie. It was great

She didn’t want to leave her sister, lilo has to literally remind and convince her that she can have a future with this new found family that they’re all a part of now. This is lilo making sure her sister isn’t left behind, lilo is applying the family attitude to Nani here

Why didn't Nani just sell the rights to the portal gun and make billions?

At least Lilo was left with people she knew. I'm more baffled that they felt the need to have a scene in a kid's movie that was tantamount to watching a dog drown for next to no reason.

Why didn't Nani just sit on my face?

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Comfy dystopia

lol no wonder russians kill themselves at such high rates

The fact cringe Child free Subreddit people are in writers rooms and accidentally supporting colonialism is something.

to have a scene in a kid's movie that was tantamount to watching a dog drown for next to no reason.

It’s called drama you dope, and the recurring theme of drowning or being drowned by holding onto another drowning person (which was from the beloved first movie by the way), was a fantastic three-part metaphor regarding needing a family to survive, and the risk/challenge of those people letting you go/being let go because they can’t carry that burden. You’ll call it needless cruelty in this thread but next thread you’ll be championing Brave Little Toaster for being ‘realistic’ and ‘respectful of audiences’ by showing abandoned beings crying about be crushed to death in a flaming trash compactor

Familial bonds make you weak. Californian dick makes you strong

This was the west during 'rona thoughever.

"Don't worry about me, only family I have left! You have to consider your academic career! Please, leave me with non-family and go college to your heart's content!"

Yeah, sure, this is is how seven year olds think.

The fact that some of you read this shit and think the movie ends on a bad note is insane.

Oh, no, we're sure the movie ends on a happy, uplifting, "and they all lived happily ever after" type ending. But the fact that they 1) do this ending, which is completely against the entire point of the original movie and 2) present it as a good ending, is the problem.

You are actually right about that, it was Disney indigo child shit. I accept it because it is a Disney movie, though it was corny.

Yea no I'm never allowing kids of mine to watch any of this subversive crap. Is it so hard to just adapt the original story.

If the state was so invested in Lilo's wellbeing why don't they just give her sister a stipend to raise Lilo and form a trust for Lilo for her future instead of forcing her to hand her over? Why does she have to relinqquish guardianship or POA? Something's fucky. Lilo is probably going to end up disappearing to Epstein's island, one of the girls that get snuffed by the Jewish controlled deep state and foster system.

girlboss is when you stretch yourself so thin that your entire life falls apart and you lose your job and your boyfriend and your sister gets kidnapped and almost dies

I think showing that Nani could absolutely NOT handle everything on her plate and it was putting her and her sister's lives both in shambles and mortal danger was basically the opposite of "girlboss."

You’re going to kill me for this but I know people who have done arrangements like this or were able to go to college after a teen pregnancy because their mother raised the daughter as if she was her own mother and the daughter’s mother was her older sister, and I gotta tell you that shit works and can make for a great family, can save lives. Though of course the original ending is completely agreeable

In retrospect, she was a terrible guardian...

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a lot of people tend to pick their schools by college rankings instead of best fit. since UCSD is a higher ranked school than Hawaii so the writers probably went with that instead of just leaving her at Hawaii. Even though Hawaii would be a better fit for her with her dreams at that moment considering her financial and family situation.

What the fuck was Disney thinking with this or americans are really that selfish?

You've got to keep in mind who owns Disney.

Leftists contradict themselves because nothing in their ideology is cohesive, they just believe what dems and globalists want them to think. If breaking up family to go be a single childless girlboss in california also reinforces colonialist ties and perpetuates the genocide of natives, then WOOHOO POUR ME MORE WINEEEE SISTERRR I DON'T NEED NOT CROTCH GOBLION HOLDING ME BACK FROM LIVING MY BEST LIFE.

Why don’t Americans either:

- enlist in the military doing some boring but safe job in the Navy or Air Force for 4 years and get your GI Bill

- relocate to a state that offers cheaper tuition for in-state students and apply after they became residents

Why do they whine so much when they have these two options? Also can’t they just say their 1/12 Latino or Cherokee and get some scholarship?

I heard about this shit and it was awful

also reinforces colonialist ties and perpetuates the genocide of natives

How

Because we secretly all want the best most special treatment, are hiding our unwillingness to act and work behind the idea it would have been no work at all in the past, and are arrogant enough to be disgusted with having merely only the necessary amenities that are actually needed for education.
Oh plus all of us are more wealthy and well off (at least when being raised) than we will admit, and have class issues with serving in the military or beginning a career in a place we believe are lower than our self-given rank

Breaking up native families; promoting natives migrating off their native land; promoting antinatalism and feminism so they don't breed; these are social genocide tactics.
Basically what is already happening to whites and what we did to natives.

shit works, tell girls about the wonders of feminism and birth rates plummet and "mental health" rates skyrocket.

California derangement syndrone is just as bad as trump derangement syndrone

Jfc the artists at Disney really had the time of their life drawing this movie

Look up Chris Sanders' art some time.

because family is an asset class that requires a return on investment

Zero understanding of the world. Third worlders constantly have kids as investments. Family is much stronger in america than other places where children are seen as extra revenue streams. You have it completely backwards.

Nigga I live in Cali. Everytime I complain about trannies I get a dipshit telling me they've never seen one and ask why they live rent free in my head.
i see them EVERYWHERE. They're gay meatheads dressing worse than strippers. California is both Based and Cringe. I see a lot of hunters and sensible people, but the deeper you go the more it turns to Sodom.
I've literally seen the vapid old karens in Museums with a pet african they dressed up; praising some gay retarded artist who died of aids, who's entire exhibit is shit a toddler could do.
I've seen the MOBS of homeless zombies shambling across streets barefoot and rambling. And any business that asks them to not panhandle customers gets defaced and graffiti'd by Student libs who think rules and safety is for nazis.

California is every terrible stereotype and more.

Chicago already looks like that

they all live together in the same house and Nani has magic space gun that lets her teleport to her classes in California while still living at home

It's a really stupid change, but I don't really get how everyone in here is seeing this as some kind of anti-family change. No insane uncle Jumba that makes Lilo space cars and guns for toys is a bigger loss, in my opinion.

I would have done the same thing as nani too, look realistically what would have happened:

nani gives up dream of degree so she now can only work shitty jobs to take care of lilo

lilo then grows up and goes to college herself and lives her dreams

now nani is poor for the rest of her life and watches as lilo lives her own dteams and becomes an ungrateful bitch

Disneys anti-family propaganda is painfully annoying and doesn’t get called out enough.

Disney (and most of Hollywood) has been taken over by Feminists and Californians that hate marriage and families.

To Disney, Nami going to California to become a girl boss is more progressive than taking care of her sister because Disney thinks women being Moms is sexist.

dur hur downtown san francisco is the whole state

Listen faggot, ive lived in the suburbs of los angeles county my whole life and literally nothing you desctibed i have ever seen here

Californians that hate marriage and families.

Aka faggot leftists from flyover states who invaded california like locusts

No shit, it's the suburbs. I'm talking about the Bay Area. Also there's plenty of faggots in LA in their own communes; you just don't go outside.

you just don't go outside.

Projection

Do they mention in the movie that American businessmen with the backing of the US military staged a coup to overthrow Hawaii's rightful queen back in 1893 because they wanted more sugar plantation profits and to build American naval bases on grounds considered sacred to native Hawaiins?
Do they mention that the very British and European subjects that had previously sworn fealty to Queen Liliʻuokalani literally held her at gunpoint? And that she abdicated because she didn't want her countrymen to be massacred?
It's literally the reverse of Frozen with a bad end.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overthrow_of_the_Hawaiian_Kingdom

And now Oprah Winfrey, Mark Zuckerberg, and every other rich satanic leech has sprawling estates there!
Native Hawaiins are still trying to win back their independence to this day, but it's not a story (((Disney))) would tell you.

LA has no trannies

brother you have to literally be living underground to not see them.

If you use rotten tomatoes you are a retard, simple as.

los angeles county

An interesting way to say "Guy from Palmdale who never goes into the city"

What the fuck are you niggers talking about?

Read the thread retard

sir this is wendys

trannies must be everywhere there because i want to believe it

Check out the wiki page on her. It’s hilarious.

Ah yes the beach cities, the valley, and the south bay do not exist.....

Ohana means family. Family means send your sister into childcare

i see them EVERYWHERE

Maybe stop hanging out at gay bars, faggot

You would have picked one of those instead of "los angeles county" if you actually lived in any one of those places

Nani has magic space gun that lets her teleport to her classes in California while still living at home

and any girls who watch this and internalize the behavior will also have this portal gun? they're handing them out in happy meals, maybe?

I said San Francisco

Because they all ARE LA county suburbs you doofus

The "You can have it all" girl boss culture is destructive

But it’s le realistic, you guys!

I don’t give a shit, it’s a movie. Give me my happy ending where Nani doesn’t abandon her sister to go whore around in California

how dare nani try and get a degree so that she might have a chance at a better paying job so she can actually give lilo a better quality of life

To Californians, that is the happy ending. She can finally get dicked down by white cock like most if not all Asian or Asian-adjacent women dream of doing.

Nani gives up Lilo

Jumba is evil

No Gantu

Ohana means fuck all

No goofy human disguises for Jumba and Pleakley

It's all horrible.

Nah. You can answer my question or fuck off.

Bro, this isn't the 90s were that logic might fly. When the current generation is disillusioned by the prospects of college, that ending comes off as tone deaf, and that's ignoring the whole ohana concept that the movie pretends to care about.

Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind

So anyway Lilo, I'm gonna leave you behind now, okay? I got some girlbossing to do.

Actually she has a portal gun, so it doesn't matter wherever she goes to a Hawaiian or a californian school since she just returns home after the class is finished. Hopefully that clears things up and avoids further misunderstandings about the movie

The CPS propaganda is fucking wild. That isn't how that shit works AT ALL.

the kid would not get to stay a non-relative neighbor more than a few months (temporary custody)

If they can't find a blood relative it goes to a registered foster family

the unfit guardian is not allowed to know exact address

the unfit guardian could mostly only have visits supervised by a social worker

Indigenous people have historically never seen their families again because a biased CPS doesn't let them have visitation or contact

They whitewash the fuck out of them because they think their culture will bog them down in the workforce and society finds it distasteful

Common Americans aren't gonna know the convenient neighbor placement is a fantasy, a bold faced lie and take the movies outcome at face value and it's probably gonna get some real families fucked up. I don't even wanna get into how they lose track of thousands of children every year. If they just wanted to extend the family and have the old neighbor lady help, they did not need to involve CPS for that at all

returns home

This implies leaving home, which implies leaving her home and family behind.

why don't you fuck off from the thread? lmao

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Only a neet would write this. Any decent paying job absolutely requires some degree. I talked to a hiring manager recently and they said they dont even care what the degree is, that actually can be ignored, so long as you have SOME degree, i also was told any resume uploads now have ai scans on these job websites and they automatically ignore any submissions that do not list any degree

Yeah, sometimes you leave home on a school bus and then take it back home.

Yeah, and Elsa can visit from her magic spirit forest whenever she wants, too. That doesn't mean it isn't bullshit to separate them in the first place.

That scene is obviously shot way later when they realized the stupidity of what they done, otherwise their climax is just a misdirection and an emotional fake-out.

I didn't nigger so what now?

I never really believed chuds when they said the west is trying to destroy the family unit but now I’m starting to scratch my head. All these movies glorifying infidelity, etc, and etc

Yeah like your dad left you behind every time he went to work

I don't understand the concept of leaving my house and then returning to it later because I've never been to school or left my house. What now, nigger?

Very strange confrontational stance to take.

As someone who works on that resume-AI shit, it really depends on the company. We allow them to inject yes/no/score prompts for questions regarding the AI, and it is entirely up to them if they care about education that much. Most, if not all of them ask more about job experience than education for the AI to check on.

I asked chat. and even in the event of the full ride and having to give up Lilo, Hawaii is still the better choice for over UCSD due to her circumstances for undergraduate education.

Is there white cock in Hawaiian schools? Thought so.

So if Nani is just teleporting to college with the portal gun, what does she need to give Lilo to the neighbors for, then? If there's no actual long-distance travel involved, isn't it basically as if she were going to a local school? Why can't she stay Lilo's guardian and also go to college?

If she's trying to keep the portal a gun a secret, then she may need to leave Lilo with the neighbors, otherwise it's suspicious if records show she's in California and her underaged sister is alone in Hawaii.

When has giving the state more authority over your life ever gone badly for anyone? Anon, you're being delusional, go the sick bay.

her registered carer is a 70 year old woman, if she's gone 70 years without dying she might actually be immortal so who better to look after her?

You can't leave a kid at Lilo's age home alone, so you have to either find someone to take care of her while you're not home or bring her to college with you. And even in the original Nani couldn't hold a simple job like a waitress because Lilo would keep messing stuff up with Stitch. So her only choice is the first option

That's "babysitter," not "surrender guardianship."

Opened the thread to see if anyone mentioned this
There was literally a movie THIS YEAR where the central dramatic throughline is that a high school aged girl willfully upends her own life to keep custody of her younger brother after their parents die

What the fuck is going on

No one watched that movie other than 12-year-olds, and if you're 12, you don't give a shit about the family drama.

Minecraft was a joint production between Warner and a Chinese studio so nobody told them about current year morality

high school age

She's in her early 20s, retard.

her character or her actress?

the RLM review where they say "And the girl that plays his older sister, which is weird because she's fuckin' 12"

I don't even wanna get into how they lose track of thousands of children every year.

Just like with the trillions of dollars the government "loses track of" every year, they all know exactly which islands these kids are being shipped off to.

She does look young

the shot of lilo laying on her bead on her tummy in short shorts talking to nani while swinging her feet in the air is gonna be a Anon Babble nonce classic

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Are you mentally disabled?

There's definitely a way to spin the ending as positive and uplifting. There's an argument to be made that Nani relenting to leaving Lilo with a home that's better equipped to care for her while she works to better both their lives with an education can definitely be a positive message about doing what's best for your loved ones and yourself. HOWEVER, Ohana and the unrelenting unity of family is the core identity of the original. It defines the film. You can't inject a plot or message into a remake that counteracts that in any way. To subvert the founding principle of the original in any way isn't going to be interpreted as a valid alternative message, but rather a rejection of the original. There may be a place for that alternative message somewhere in film, but it shouldn't be a Lilo and Stitch remake.

Yeah families are much stronger in the US, that's why one family annihilation happens every five days