What movies and tv shows would you show them?

What movies and tv shows would you show them?

I hope someone kills them all.

Apocalypto

Why?

Swing Girls (2004)

Probably start with Chaplin and work my way up to Bergman. Why should they not be given the same chances as everyone else?

Uncut Gems

not Naked Prey

The Gods Must Be Crazy

American History X

Jealous they enjoy border security and he doesnt

i'll give ten dollars to whatever anon can guess what actress this is without looking it up

Showgirls

kek at the third guy laughing

I wouldn't show them anything. I'd listen, and that's what no one did.

The jackass clip where the guy pants his ass like a mountain takes laxatives and shits like a volcano. It’s a poocano.

Hee Haw
kek or this

Mean girls

I made a joke about blasting by them in a speedboat and splashing them and my friend's gf (anthropology major) got really angry about it.

This is what pushes me away from wignatism, at a certain point it becomes crying "noooo all the other groups get to be mindless tribal savages except mine!!!", instead of trying to quash that shit universally like Singapore figured out, they cry some more "noooo it's human nature we can't just suppress it to run society like we do every other animal instinct!!"

Ready Player One

island has estimated population of 39

show up with 300 men

we hold each one of them down on the ground so they are unable to move

bukkake all of them

force them to take pills so they won't die from exposure to outside germs

show up once a month and do it again

after a while they stop fighting back, learn to accept it

start doing it once a week

eventually once a day

bring up their next generation this way

it's all they ever know

suddenly stop doing it

another generation goes by

the bukkake times are just a legend the old folks from the tribe tell

younger sentinelese don't even believe they are true

finally we show up after many years, younger generation watches their grandfathers get bukkaked by hundred of foreign men

we each yell "sneed" as we cum

youngers in total shock and awe

don't give anyone medicine this time

they all die

this is how their civilization ends

video of the final day will live on forever, the only remnant of their existence

I wouldn't show them anything. I'd listen and that's what no one else did.

that's xavier renegade angel

Gods must be crazy

Jungle Book or Tarzan

Is that the broad with the scratchy voice from American Pie?

Easy, that's Zendaya

Damn, you got it. Did you see Krippendorf's Tribe or something?

I'd show them Frasier in the hopes of breaking their brains

No but my gf was watching that show where she dies over and over last week and I was like "hey, it's that broad with the scratchy voice from American Pie."

Just stop fucking kids ffs

Birth of a Nation
Greatest Story Never Told
and

What did you say when you saw her in Orange Is The New Black?

Bunch of phones with solar cells and TikTok as the sole app. Not even an OS. Boots straight into TikTok.

P.S. Keep the $10 and treat yourself to a Subway sandwich and a cookie.

What drives me away from it is wignats being retarded. They mostly range from plain mediocre to outright dysgenic and they are generally materialistic and small-minded.

like Singapore figured out

What a maroon

Spare the faggot brackets reddit nigger

Never really watched it, don't remember, but it was probably along the lines of "hey, that's the broad with the scratchy voice from American Pie and that's the broad with the scratchy voice from Voyager."

Come and Sneed

Educated midwit women are a nightmare.

Noticed you said "brackets" instead of parentheses. Probably because the latter reminds you your mom is a slut and your dad has been at the store getting cigarettes for a decade.

It would be good if every kike, muslim, chink and street shitter were forced ro return to their own countries

Hopefully your friend is based and can dick that mindset out of her

The jews don't have a country or at least not one that could survive without outside support.

Pointless parentheses are faggot brackets.

Just send them to other countries, cut off Israel completely of course its their own problem

Eventually all punctuation and formatting will "be Reddit" and Anon Babble will reach its final form.

How they got there?

Helicopters made of bamboo and coconuts.

No, he's in the danger zone of talking about how great she is when she's not around and telling everyone she's different when we're not around. It will likely end in him slowly withering his contact with all his friends in the short term, marriage in the midterm, and him getting divorced in the long-term. She henpecks him already

Am I supposed to give a fuck? Send them back to their desert shithole. Every jew should be in Israel instead of fucking up every other country let them and the muslims fight it out in complete isolation from the rest of the world.

t. pointless faggot

Lol

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Obviously they won't ever let that happen for as long as they have any say in it. If Israel is left to its own devices, they're cooked.

(((they))) shouldn't be given a choice. The fact that this shit is tolerated at all is beyond retarded. They're a fucking cancer on every country theyre allowed any influence in.

Support for Israel and sympathies toward the jewish people seem to be a general thing. The younger a person, the less likely they'll care. As with most things, the ones responsible are boomers.

What kind of stories would they have? I'm afraid with their tiny population, oral tradition wouldn't survive many generations, and a lot of it would just be "one time there was a boat" or "one time we saw a plane".

general

*generational

What kind of stories would they have?

You have to listen to know. That's what no one else did.

why dont they want to be integrated into modern society? we have a much higher quality of life. they must be miserable all the time with their lack of technology.

FUCK INDIA

I SAY WE DROP A MOAB ON THEM

BLACKED Raw scenes featuring Elsa Jean

We should be bringing them Christ

Tranny hypno porn.

*upvoted!* fellow redditor!

You have to get them to not kill you first

Cat in the Hat

Freddy Got Fingered

Thanks for the (You), easily baited inceltard!!!!

I would probably just sneeze and cough on them and wait until they all died

When India goes to war with Pakistan, they'll be their Kroot allies.

Some youtuber just got arrested for leaving a can of coke on their beach. If they touched it they might already be dead.

I would cast them in a reality show filmed via drone, with Warwick Davis as the star. I would drop him onto the island with a suit of exquisutely crafted armor, impervious to their primitive weaponry, and an array of weaponry for his own use. Supply caches would also be dropped for him.
Warwick would either learn to kill, or else give up and die. If he succeeded in killing them all, I would then deliver various large deadly animals to the island in large numbers (australian crocs, brown bears, etc).

I have a theory that's why they are so hostile to outsiders.
In the 1800's or whatever the british discovered them and brought a few willingly back to mainland india, where I assume they caught a bunch of pajeet viruses.
Then they came back and it spread, so now they have the oral tradition of associating outsiders with random deaths.

L'Eclisse

i'd jump right to skibidi toilet

Imagine you and your boys all chip in and purchase a fishing boat and anchor it off the coast of this shithole island. Imagine if you had 1000 FPV drones with grenade-sized explosives attached. How fun would it be to sit on deck-chairs in the tropical sun, wearing VR goggles, downing beers and pina coladas, chasing these lil' niggas through the forest, dodging their arrows and enjoying their screams as they're exploded by Timu drones. They would surely believe it to be some sort of punishment wrought by their primitive gods.
Imagine the raucous laughter and banter. A running scoreboard, bets and prizes for various kill-counts.
Such wholesome entertainment.

Should Warwick succeed in killing all the islanders and all the animals I send afterwards, I suppose I would finally reward him. He wouldn't be allowed to leave the island, of course, but I would deliver his family and a bunch of other midgers to the island along with enough supplies to get them started on repopulating. North Sentinel Island would henceforth be Lilliput Island.

like Singapore figured out

What?