Please admit this was okay

Please admit this was okay.

When the grifters started complaining about there being fires in space (a thing in SW since day 1) I knew that the hate campaign against this was forced af. Its a flawed show but better than a good chunk of Disney era SW content.

I'll never know for sure but the clips were funny

It's prettt bad. The only good stuff is stuff they stole from the past Eu. Even then they screwed it up. Lightsabers are not weightless

The villain was cool. Didn't think Jason from the Good Place could play serious, but he did it well.

season 2 would have been really good once they adjusted it after season 1.

The guy headbutting the lightsaber into deactivating was tuff. Everything else is shit.

Its different when youre made to dwell on it rather than it being spectacle

Honestly they should have given him more time in the goofy persona. It would be fine if the audience knew who he was from early on, but it would have been cool to see him trick Jedi with it through more of the episodes.

it had black woman mains, lesbo show creator so the chuds just had to attack.

I truly hate them. I wish I had a red button on my desk. Id press it right now without hesitation.

it was a deeply flawed product

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

it's really interesting how Marvel slop and Star Wars slop exclusively get these threads pleading, or sometimes getting angry with people that don't enjoy the slop. It's only Disney stuff, huh. Strange, right?

It's the best star wars since rogue one

You got psyopped by alt right youtubers

It's the best garbage since previous garbage

Star Wars fans everybody lmfao

More like The Ack-olyte

I'll never forgive chuds for murdering her show for no reason.

Best villain and lightsaber fights

Horrible protagonist and story

guess what, you don't need to listen to someone to have your own opinion. But for your opinion to hold any weight you need to actually pay attention to what are you watching

show is shit and beyond redemption from the basic principle of contradicting itself nearly every episode. Without spoilers, a same jedi can be near impossible to defeat master, only for this same jedi to get wrecked like some padawan, forgetting majority of his skills
we already know they shit all over non-disney meterial, but then they start contradicting things presented in newest trilogy. Meaning every fucking disney show is a sealed fanfic story with their own rules. Its funny to read if it's a fan made fanfic and want lightsaber to shoot laser bolts like minigun. You know it's a fanfic, you don't expect it to be canon, but its kinda fun if you like rule of cool

what you get here, is the serious show that pulls the minigun lightsaber theme. It's like director of ep3 not giving a fuck about ep1-2 and doing his own thing instead. Result? Show is retarded as fuck. If you strip "star wars" from it you would see everyone shitting on it. But since it's SW made by disney, you have the bonus of amerifat culture wars so no matter what turd disney produces, there will be shitton of retards defending it and vice versa - actually good show gonna get shitted on because it's the nu wars by disney

but the absolute worst, are retards itt and many other threads parroting whatever twitter opinion they can find without even watching shit themselves. Kenobi ws mid, rtarded at places if we include the history. But acolyte? it's pure, undilluted shit, made by retards with minimal understanding of the universe but wanting their fanfic to become canon

Nu wars fans aren't star wars fans

can’t admit something that is false anon. Get better taste

Never watched it since burned too bad before
That said, how hard do you have to try to make young men dislike naughty lesbian space witches

The problem is young men. They claim they're "straight" but don't find women attractive at all.

I say with some experience as a straight man that the woman not having the vibes of a conceited stuck-up bitch helps them be attractive

samefagging this hard for damage-control

ID's have been begged for for years but rapeape protects these people btw

Wouldn't know
Never saw it

Fuck off, retard

1 cent per post

I'm guessing people defending this turd ITT are RLM drones, shouldn't you be flying out to Africa to help starving children instead of shilling for slop online?

I'm so glad we manage to convince millions of black people and women to not watch this show by doing nothing.

But it wasn't.

OP here, I was baiting. Didn't expect so many replies agreeing.

Anyone else find hilarious a bunch of YouTube creators are powerful enough to fuck Disney in the ass and destroy wokies?

Absolutely not. It's awful. Andor is just as bad, for the record, and both are far more disgustingly subversive propaganda platforms than the sequel trilogy.

The lead character was black, so I have no interest in watching it.

Should have made the show about Sol and Jecki having Jedi adventures.
Seriously the main character they went with was the most blandest unexpressive bitch I've ever seen.

(Arrested Development Narrator) It wasn’t.

Yeah it was okay. It was clearly fucked with weird scheduling and editing nonsense. A second season would have been really cool to see.

No. It sucked. It's not any worse than BOBF or Obi-Wan Kenobi, though. I'm not even sure it's worse than Ahsoka.

Andor is just as bad, for the record,

Tasteless queer detected.

Eh. The pacing was all over the place and the characters were paper thin.

Andor's bad, and I also hate the Acolyte. I will never understand how much people suck Andor's dick when he was a shit actor in Rebel One, he was a shit actor in Andor s1 and he remains a ...you guessed it, shit actor in Andor s2. Maybe if they had a better lead it would be able to limp along but the "popular" opinion that Andor is the only good Star Wars IP running around in Disney's rat cage is a fabricated one, at best, and an uneducated one, at worst.

One part of it was

t. a tasteless queer

Cortosis is kino

The guy headbutting the lightsaber into deactivating was tuff

No.
It was completely retarded.

t. 'straight'

The Witches song was never that bad for me, witches always have songs and chant and shit, doesn't anyone know that since Shakespeare then Hocus Pocus and everything in between/

That open mouth design looks so fucking stupid.

It wasn't good.
The acting was atrocious and it just subversive feminist propaganda.

somehow...rape has returned to the galaxy...

No, it's worse than either of those. The black negress protagonist made it terrible by default.

It's genuinely disturbing

Didnt even watch it since I boycott all sorts of feminist propaganda

Not really and no one is impressed by your attempts to fit in with Anon Babble culture.

THE POWER OF...

This.

Lightsabers for the fanboys and cool martial arts

Chuds still got mad over it just because

HUE HEHEHEE

HUEHEHEHEHEEEE

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Retarded.

t. thinks Anon Babble is one person

The two flashback episodes were the worst things I've ever seen.

Doesn't even know when to do the transition wipe properly

This.
It is amazing the power we have to destroy shows made for the (((modern audience))).
I just don't watch and amazingly, neither do niggers, dykes, sodomites, or kikes.

Dudebros siding with Cartman

You got psyopped by alt right youtubers

I watched the first 3 episodes. Decided it was not for me and moved on. I don't even remember what it was about. No one told me what to think about it.

*shart*

Nope

Decisionism Queer Kino.

the padwan girl was cute;
shame they killed her off so soon.
would've been a good character with which to observe the increasingly corrupt and naval gazing jedi order

the Witches are fine actually;

they expand the force users to something hopefully beyond just "Jedi/Sith" paradigms.

they fuck up by having a sith doing shit;

Why's he smiling?

People got mad over the 'lesbian' mothers in The Acolyte, despite the fact they never kiss

Nobody says anything about Vel and Cinta kissing each other in Andor

Jecki would've been a great character with which to view the decline and stagnation of the jedi order; it's increasing calcification that basically allowed palpatine to cloud their minds and slip into power.

Reminder

we have tokyo ghoul at home

reminder

witches should be chanting;

the problem is that the witches weren't also doing something fucked up like human sacrifice or weird pagan ritual shit.

douglas murray

the ziocuck

We don't need this particular contrarian arc, boys. We're better than this. I know the take feels so hot that you feel like you can't resist, but you can.

It's a qualified contrarian arc;

"The Acolyte" could've been good had it gotten more time in the writers room after casting decisions had been made.

at the very least they should've had Jecki survive the whole thing because she's photogenic and her colors match the colors of the "High Republic"

One of the worst scenes of all time, star wars or no

I don't think it's a controversial opinion that The Acolyte could have been good if the writing weren't shit. I just think that's true of any show.

Because when one knows the truth, one can only smile

I fucking hate this fake tribal shit they put every black chick into every time they want to do a fantastical setting these days.

Sorry, you lost the culture war.

we lost the best fight choreography in nu-wars because chuds were mad about lesbian space witches in their franchise about incel space wizards

If you like Jecki be sure to read the upcoming prequel novel coming soon!

Maybe nobody actually was mad about the lesbians. Maybe we're being lied to about incels and misogyny.
Maybe Acolyte really was poorly made, while Andor was well-made.

Reminder of what?

It was fucking retarded.

why does it say Dr. Martin Luther?

There’s no “Dr.” before Martin Luther, retardo. Look again.

retardo

Okay. I looked again.
It's still there.

Please admit this was okay.

Aside from the cringey lesbian space witches it was mediocre with a few fun ideas. But the only thing its going to be remembered for is the cringe.

The power of maaaaany...

the witches were a good idea;
their execution was too on the nose or too literal and should've been clarifying

these aren't lesbians

yes they're a female only (trans-exclusionary) order

yes they're trying to create life without a "male"..

BUT:

they're fucking insane cultists who are frankly more attracted to power than 'sex',

so much so it's distanced them from other force-using religions.

idk throw in a history of human sacrifice, harvesting body parts, enslaving/castrating men as eunuchs, etc..
to imply these folks aren't exactly on the up-and-up to begin with and the jedi aren't entirely wrong for stealing babies from this group in particular.

...canceled supscriptions

Aside from the cringey lesbian space witches

posts Lucas who introduced Night Sisters and their magic in TCW

oh irony

actually Dave Wolverton created them in 1994

The lesbian witch stuff was very on the nose
The ending was very rushed.
The Not-Sith were cool.
Didn't really see much of a complaint about the Jedi acting stupid, because the Jedi have always acted stupid. It's sorta why they got wiped out in the first place going into OT.
Fights were fun at least.
Could've cut a few of the fanservice moments to tighten up the script

I give it a 7/10, but my enjoyment of it is mostly helped by the fact I don't live and breathe star-wars stuff and watched it all at once in a binge without watching anything else star wars related around that time. Can easily see why it pissed people off if you tried to watch it weekly

the Jedi in the prequels didn't act nearly as stupidly as those in Acolyte

They were somehow completely oblivious to the fact Anakin was getting it on with a Senator.

Nah. Enough time passes where I wonder was it really that bad and then I see clips or even try to re-watch it and it's just an absolute slog. Same goes for the sequel trilogy.

And Lucas' fat daughter and gay cowboy sidekick ruined them in 2011.

Okay I should rephrase, Lucas recreated them with their own magic, which overpowers?predates the Force back in TCW

the Jedi in the prequels didn't act nearly as stupidly as those in Acolyte

nearly all interactions between Anakin and any other jedi

didn't act nearly as stupidly as those in Acolyte

The witch story was the most contrived, boring, immoral, illogical, pretentious piece of shit ever put on television. The whole shipping arc was Twilight levels of bad.
The 8v1 fight scene and the antagonist in the middle of the series were cool though so overall 3/10.

It's still the biggest piece of shit of the bunch but it could still be worse.

How much screentime has the cute green lightsaber Jedi before she dies?

twillight

After having tried to read it I wouldn't even put into the ST branch. That shit is so badly written I refuse to believe that anyone genuinely read it.

I really hope you die in a fire you fucking nigger faggot.