Cast her
Elden Ring movie from A24 directed by Alex Garland
Some voice actress? For the doll, they should create a literal doll/puppet, since that's what she is
How are they realistically going to make a 2 and a half hour movie on this game? I’ve seen people say it’s going to be a prequel to the game, before the shattering. Well then it’s not really Elden Ring. It’s 100% going to be based on the game. So how do you tell this story in movie form?
mila jovovich's daughter would be a good fit
These games don’t even have plots, it’s just all lore and flavor text. This is going to be absolutely horrendous.
I gotchuu fampai
I love my doll wife
The way to do it right is sparse dialogue, dreamlike visuals, crushing atmosphere and some horror. I know this board hates the green knight because a jeet is the lead but that movie was great and really felt like a solid template for how a dark souls/elden ring movie should be. Less dialogue, less exposition and let the visuals do the story telling. This board also hates Garland because “woke” or whatever, even though all his movies are good, and all his movies, specifically Annihilation, have a “show don’t tell” narrative. It’s going to be great
marika
i'd rather night of the black knives as the story, so cast a giant redhead
I still have no idea why they pick Garland for this. He's mainly a sci-fi guy not fantasy guy.
GRRM producing
He's doing everything possible except write his books
He's talked about playing the game, so he probably had a draft ready which he pitched.
body of a child
Marika is a bimbo-bodied slut
They will probably just make it about girlboss Malenia humiliating all the dumb men, like in the game
It should be Miquella instead, either her or that guy from HOTD
why can't this fat bastard just admit his series is never going to be finished and he's going to die before he ever finishes it because he wrote himself into a corner.
alex garland
Maybe. Maybe not.
Same with Rennala, Marika, etc
all his movies are good
Civil War is melachonic like life is strange, warfare is a lesser Jarhead, annihilation is cuck shit, 28 days later is white rage bullshit
A24
Alex Garland
Dead before it began
Only watching if the rotting amputee waifu is in it
Keep in mind: The Elden Ring movie will most definetely be a prequel and depict Ranni in her original body.
Ranni will be the main character, by the way.
She refuses to become a vessel for the greater wil so she steals the rune of death's power and kills godrey and herself. This will spark a war.
Soin the first third we get Ranni's teeage angst. In the 2nd third a heist sequence, similar to ocean's 11, stealing the rune of death and killing Godrey / Ranni.
The last third will be a fantasy war movie with the highlight being the Malenia / Radahn fight.
Should have done a miniseries instead, like 6-8 episodes
All I want to see is this dude. Maybe William Dafoe can play Godfrey
I can see it. It's A24, there's no "epic" battle or some shit; it'll be some drama shit with maybe some special effects scenes here and there but not too crazy.
It's a doll thing. Just make a doll and get the woman who did her voice in the game.
I've generally been happy with his work.
It will either be about Ranni or Malenia, there isn't really many other options that will work.
I’ve seen people say it’s going to be a prequel to the game, before the shattering. Well then it’s not really Elden Ring
Huh? How do you figure that? If it's about Marika and the demigods, then it's Elden Ring
The gamers' favorite actress, and she's a real nerd herself. She definitely needs to be cast
I know this board hates the green knight because a jeet is the lead but that movie was great
I hate that movie because it's extremely boring. Literally the most pointless, aimless movie I've ever seen in my life. I couldn't care less about the actor's ethnicity, I didn't even notice it until after I'd already finished the movie
Fromsoft uses British theater actors for their voice overs, they could just use them
Pic related, she voices Ranni
filled by quota blacks and some absolute dumb LGTPKDFJO++ "message"
Ranni ending best ending.
There's already 5 gay/tranny characters (Marika, Radagon, Miquella, Radahn, Mohg). And Nephili Loux could be a light-skinned black
Holy shit you don't understand anything. Those aren't trannys for sake of being trannys. Tranny America is only mimicry of opposite sex outer organs and shallow personality is only based on that; it's narcissistic movement stemmed from short video culture. Believe me Nepheli won't be problem but quota blacks will fill you fucking screen acting like ghetto blacks.
get to see your wife on the big screen
You're a lucky guy! :D
filtered
unironically
I think Emma Myers unironically
Has anyone actually written a (fan)treatment? Like it'd be a simple story if it's about "the" Tarnished. But how to insert the backstory to give his rather simple actions better context, that's the question.
I guess they could just do the backstory *as* the movie. But then the ending is going to be very unsatisfying.
i dunno, but every fan thing i've seen is always like 'i wanna see X, Y, Z, W, A, B, and C' and damn that isn't a movie they're describing, it's a multi season television
I've generally been happy with his work
sex with miniature Ranni
If you didn't choose the Age of the Stars ending you are literally gay
I wrote a fanfiction about Finlay carrying Malenia back to the Haligtree, does that count?