Movies about fermented beverages and their consequence

You can drink a million beers and not really feel drunk. You feel strong as an ox. Of course you pay the price after. I could probably drink until I drop dead.

Looks aggressively british, dunno if I'm in the mood for that.

More like Smegmadeth

I'm severely depressed and looking to get drunk as possible while watching movies. Is this one worth it?

shouldnt you get druk if you're depressed?

Druk, drunk, hammered, shitfaced, tanked, plastered, loaded. call it what you want
I'm off the wagon and doing it tonight.

Now THIS is a guy who had to get it on

Yeah the problem with doing them at the same time is you just feel you can drink infinitely.

saturday night, drunk and no friends never ever, time to rewatch dazed and confused for the 30th time

You are posting among friends :)

God damn those egyptians and the strange addicting poison brews

This one is for you anon, know that you aren't alone, cheers.

I have to run and piss every twenty minutes when imbibing large quantities of alcohol.

I have to run and piss every twenty minutes when imbibing large quantities of alcohol.

we all do. im currently doing mental gymnastics to keep from having to go again so soon...wife is getting suspicious im off the wagon again

That's normal. Normally it takes a while before you have to go the first time. And then after that, you're fucked. My friends have it too, so you're fine.

And then after that, you're fucked

i drive job to job, try to use the restroom at each stop....the number of times it isn't soon enough and i have to untuck to hide the wet spot...i should probably stop

cheers lads

first 4-6 beers i'm fine but once the urge comes i have to pee after every single beer

Always called it "breaking the seal", first 3, 4 beers I don't have to piss but after that it's every other beer or more frequently.

Wow, did you come up with that?!

Have you ever filtered your puke through a dirty sock so you could have another drink? Have you ever injected vodka into oranges so you could have 6 hidden drinks at work while looking like a health nut? Have you ever boofed a tampon soaked in vodka before going to a function with no alcohol? Have you ever thrown a stale piece bread near a duck knowing a homeless dude would fight the duck for the food and you'd have time to steal his empties? Me neither.

It's so sad that you retards have to bait each other into alcoholism to have some sense of camaraderie and bond.
It's basically grooming but with no LGBT component to it.

Of course not, I heard it somewhere but I don'te rebemer where.

You don't need to be sipping on something to enjoy druk threads. Anon Babble used to actively have those "what are you drinking/smoking/watching/listening" threads as basically a hang out. Not everyone was getting drunk or high. Now we can only do it stealthy like this

I'm playing Skyrim right now, why are Bethesda games so druk friendly? Is it the immersion combined with casual gameplay?

Music+atmosphere+exploration. It's also not that difficult in terms of enemy encounters so its not stressful unless you're doing main story stuff

Yeah I never drink but always act here like I'm cool druktard.

Cocaine is the least relaxing drug, use it like ritalin when you need to get something done.

Coke has it’s own sort of hangover and when you drink a lot and snort a lot it can create this fear where you keep checking your pulse because you think you’re having a heart attack so you’ll drink to slowdown your heart rate and then you’ll snort more coke to keep it going and you get into this vicious cycle where you either pass out or die. I’ve seen it.

i'll drink to that

Wow, did you come up with that?!

Of course not, I heard it somewhere but I don'te rebemer where.

he was being a dick since it's a pretty common phrase. and a myth. holding it longer the first time doesn't change anything

I WANNA DRUK SO BAD
FUUUUUUUUCK

EZ

minimal critical thinking required to progress

every single little waypoint is spelled out for you in bold

hand being held the entire time

That's why

Most here are over 30 and fullblown alcohics already or ex-alcohics or tourist. There's no grooming here you simpleton.

I know it's not 5 yet, but fuck it. Going to start watching Shogun (I've still never seen it before now).

You are aware everyone can smell you've imbibed even after just one beer right? Anon?

The only thing I'm grooming is myself before hitting the club.

Who is going to smell me? I'm the only perosn here.

How do you fight the urge to NOT start drinking again after being sober for a few days?

are you saying a mere 2 olives are fermenting pure alcohol mixed with antibacterial herbs

Drink coffee instead and do some push ups

name a more kino alcoholic beverage than vodka

easily customizable, can be mixed into anything

low calorie

can be druk neat and doesn't taste like shit

can make yummy vodka sauce for dinner

Why stop?

he was being a dick since it's a pretty common phrase.

Holy shit, was he really???

holding it longer the first time doesn't change anything

Im not talking about holding it in, for the first few beers you just dont have to fucking piss and then you suddenly do. Fucking magnets how do they work.

If I knew how to answer that question, I wouldn't be here.

Eastern europoid here, first experience with alcohol was shooting vodka and it is irreversibly associated with puking, can't even have vodka mixed with shit.

You need to find out why you drink. For me it was anhedonia - just bored all the time. I just gym and ride my bicycle about at night to random places - better than waking up and feeling like shit all the time.

bicycle about at night to random places

Based. I only cycle at night. Municipal park. Just around the city.

city slicker boasting about being sober for a couple days

11 months sober

just give in, it's the weekend anyway, it's alright

Worsen it indirectly. It'll let you drink more (so worse hangover from the increased booze intake) but also has its own sort of hangover that's much more emotional than physical. The only time I ever went on a multi-day coke bender I was legitimately considering suicide afterwards.
So imagine you have a normal booze hangover but you're also insanely depressed from dopamine being completely depleted.

Wew, that's a mighty impressive streak you've got going there. Sounds like you should have a delicious drink to celebrate!

Don't give in. Suppress the urge and it'll fuck off. Imagine how awful you'd feel afterwards.

Same, it feels great now that I have shit actually going on in my life. I only really get cravings when I'm both bored and dehydrated.

dont listen to anyone telling you to drink, congrats on 11 months

longest i've been able to do is like 5 weeks, and i honestly don't give a fuck anymore.

Man I could really go for some spicy chips

Nice. My best run was 4 months. I'm thinking about giving it another shot.

Was eating slop, drinking wine, and watching Harakiri.
Fell asleep on 2/3 of it.
Head is pounding now, want to pull myself together and finish the movie.

I've got it under control bro

Get on naltrexone

It's also the alcohol you can serve with almost any meal, you can actually get a hearty diner while drinking.
And it's the least harmful alcoholic beverage from the commonly available. Aren't as hard on you as beer or wine binges.
Fucking wine induced headache is killing me, damn tannins.

Gin.

And it's the least harmful alcoholic beverage from the commonly available. Aren't as hard on you as beer or wine binges.

Shut up retard

You should celebrate that with a drink anon.

I remember when I was a drunk I never thought I smelled like booze until one time a girl told me I "smelled like a brewery"

cirrhosismaxxers where we at

everyone can smell you've imbibed even after just one beer right

i keep a case of bottled water, a box of strawberry crystal light and vodka in the car. my sales calls at the end of the day might be catching on just since i end up getting a bit chatty, but i don't think anyone can smell anything

That sounds like fucking hell to me. TY for the answer

You can sweat it out even if its not on your breath

I know this is a thread for /drunk/s and not actually talking about films about alcohol, but anyone seen any of this series?

Very interesting

You can sweat it out even if its not on your breath

My brother asked me if I had been drinking after brushing my teeth, mouthwashing, and had barely said anything. I had only had like 2 glasses of whiskey so i was completely sober.

got some Don Julio to sip and monitor this thread

whiskey

there's your problem. that'll stink you up like no other. but if it's your drink of choice, go all in

Maybe. It did make me think about all the times i had been drunk back in uni classes people must've noticed but who cares WHAT A LIFE

just go for a cigarette break after you take a sip, problem solved since you now just smell of cigarettes

Good luck staying awake. Great show but prob not the best druk time show

You dropped these

Listening to the Smiths right now.

Okay just don't crush me with that beer gut lmao

youtu.be/ef2mzOKSwcM?si=jlASZfhCYU55aS_D

Oddly specific details.

Uhh ever heard of miller lites dumb faggot?

Sorry your boyfriend left you.
lets get it on, people, favorite drink?
Drink that gets you by until you can afford your fav.
most shameful drink to survive?

coke, cigarettes, and tequila

that does sound like a good time

very nice

What film is this?

Leaving Las Vegas

Flight

Druk

Withnail and I

Trees Lounge

what else bros?

And always gin.

All good answers the reason for this is cocaine and alcohol together causes your brain to vreate a whole new drug
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8956485/
Cocaethylene is worse for you and more addictive

True Detective Season 2, not sure what episode, Caspere might know

Of course not, I'm not some retarded gay wad kek

barfly, lost weekend and that one aussie film

Wake in fright
Factotum
Barfly
Bad santa
The lost weekend

You binge drink wine like some middle aged roastie

the continent of Australia might disagree with you

drinking modelo lime and monacos

listening to "tulsa sound" playlist

fuck bros I wanna take two thousand bucks to the casino and score some blow. It's too bad nigger weed makes me paranoid anymore and I have a CDL because booze makes me want to do really stupid shit

So thirsty...
Eh, what ya gonna do

My condolences.
Put on Golden Lights.

why do you like this movie? just started it and he seems like a complete tool

One more before I hit the sack fellas

real sherlock

I just started boozing, having vodka tonight
My drinking is a whole lot better than it used to be, from daily to near daily binges to no more than once a week if that. I still ought to let it go to further my goals, but tonight I'll be having a blast again