Thanks for taking me out to the movies and to get a burger, anon!

thanks for taking me out to the movies and to get a burger, anon!

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New Animal Crossing looks great

holy shit

Anon Babble television and film

why dont we have cool cyberpunk robot arms yet

she shoo's him away with her stump

thats really cute but she's gonna get gigantically fat. do not marry.

we don't see enough amputees in movies

/thread

She would be a big hit in lesbian porn with that stump

Imagine the fisting possibilities

is this from Whiplash?

AI's doing copouts for their hand problems now

Are women with a disability more humble and grateful? They are a walking freak show meaning every bit of attention the should soak up like a sponge, right?

But i suspect even they only take Chads. But then again, no men of actual caliber can stand the constant disability. thats also a factor. So what is it?

how fat are we talking?

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She's got a narrow waifish build, she's gonna have the opposite problem where she never gets above 110 lbs.

aww, you're welcome! i'm just happy to be able to do something for my bestie. btw how are you and Tyrone doing?

israel did this?

a narrow waifish build

Dude, she's already plump. Cute, but the pin on that fat grenade had been pulled for a while.

where's the sequel, op?

Anyone else notice her hand?

Yeah, she should pick a different fingernail polish color that better compliments her features.

Captcha: KAMRA

My kind of girl.

She looks jewish, 2/10 would not make demon babies with.

brown boyfriend

dirty cunt

Im 31 years old and a virgin. The one time in my life I asked a girl out she said yes which I legitimately wasn't expecting. I got nervous so I just never talked to her again.

the burger... it's riddled with AIDS

why does she have a nipple on her stump?

brown surgeon
she married her brown surgeon

see ring

STUMP KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS STUMP

why does she have a boston dynamics robot leg for an arm

I think some disabilities can be pretty cute so I figure disabled women would still get a lot of attention from guys like me so they would still have an inflated sense of worth and be hypergamous.
I think the best disabled girls would be blind ones because they don't care how you look.

He’s literally me

you should worry about going outside before you start to worry about this. your order of operations is all fucke dup

I met girls irl with the same disability as me. In fact one girl had a severely bad case. Guess what? All of them had good looking, normie bfs or husbands. Meanwhile I’m foreveralone. The same rules don’t apply to men as women.

would endanger the erections

Being short isn’t a disability

Remember that video of the palsy chick flipping pancakes? She married this guy and has two kids

Remake. Let Sheridan write the screenplay, Villain New Wave can direct, and Cameron can create the characters.

He's like a wholesome version Eggman

I’m 6’2. I don’t know if I rather be short and not disabled. I’m never gonna have a gf so I guess it wouldn’t hurt.

Both of us have knobs!

Is it true you've been asked to reprise the role of Bond?

In America That’s not for poor families anon, you have to be a patrician to get access to the cool stuff.
They are even more bitter and cunty. But it changes nothing for thier dating pool.
I mean she walks and everything. When your shrink your dating pool is when you are a wheelie, as long term that really limits your ability to, for example, vacation somewhere exotic without planning it out. And the more help they need getting out of a car or into a shower, or if they have diapers, the worse it is.
But it really only becomes slightly smaller pool, and only for long term relationships

All kidding aside, what is your disability?

I'm retarded

They are looksmatched

I don’t like talking about it.

and only for long term relationships

this anon has a niche alright

Are you retarded? This is anon

lmao fucking loser

Yeah

She's a big lass.

thanks for taking us to the movies, anon :3

sure, in a still shot

Damn JBW is real

She can't finish both burgers

sauce

Gross her stump touched it.

Imagine the stumpjobs

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