her best role?
Her best role?
What do boobies feel like?
big bag of sand
Light Sleeper
Hollywood stopped making cougar kinos
get these saggy flapjacks out of my face
Playing a sex offender in 30 Rock
The Hunger
gallo was based when he called her an "old hag"
Thelma and Louise is her only performance I can remember
Her best (a)r(e)ol(a)e is as my wife.
but she's objectively sexo
gallo is keyed because he made christina ricci self conscious about her weight which led to her looking like a hungry skeleton for the rest of her career. fuck him
Dead Man Walking, obviously.
As my fantasy sex mommy.
And flop them on my face. Thank you please.
been planning to watch this for awhile, looks great
her best role?
That tweet that her son put out with a video of her showing off her massive tits on a photoshoot or something and then he had to delete it because he was getting thousands of replies thirsting over his mother
White Palace.
I was hard for the most part of the movie.
You don't post something like that without the picture.
you will never be forcibly given a blowjob by susan sarandon
You don't post something like that without the picture.
It was deleted, I don't know how I'm going to find it now.
Mountain High with costar Kevin Bacon
Ah it seems I remembered it wrong, here's a link to a story about it
tmz.com
Ungrateful bastard
Why do some older women do this? There is a 45ish woman at work who, as soon as the warm weather starts, wears the most titty and leg revealing dresses possible. Then she comes around and leans on my desk and shit. This week she asked me to help her with some shit on her computer so I sat next to her and was using her keyboard & mouse, and she leaned forward and pressed her huge titties on my hand. Obviously I ignored it. Why are they like this?
You gay or something? She wants you. Also lol at calling 45 old.
Grab your butt. It's like that. Just like asses, some are firmer or softer than others.
yes, big jiggly powered silica bags of sand
Obviously I ignored it.
Faggot.
I'm well aware. But she's married with kids almost as old as me. Why would I get into that mess? At the last work Christmas party, she joked about getting a hotel room nearby because we stayed out kind of late. I get it but I'm not into weird porn fantasies, it never ends well in real life.
Yeah I’m gonna need some sauce on that brother.
she joked about getting a hotel room nearby
Before I was breaking balls, but now I'm convinced you are a fag.
similar happened to me. the secretary at the company where I work came up to me talking to me about some boring office shit but instead of standing like a normal person she touched her legs either side of mine while I was sat down which I found weird then finished by asking me if there was anything she could do for me. I said no in a friendly way to keep the peace but she had interrupted some work I was doing when she stopped me to talk to me.
she often wears low cut or revealing shirts and stuff and shows off her big breasts which I don't know is appropriate in the office.
by the way, this actually happened and I played it off like I didn't notice or understand anything.
she was wearing secretary gear, black stockings, pencil skirt, white shirt with large cleavage, long brown hair, slim with curvy figure.
the situation was I'd said I was leaving the company soon and she came over and did that, one leg either side of my knee/thigh, rubbing against mine swaying from side to side slightly and asked if there was anything she could do to change my mind.
i said nah, and then a few months later ended up staying anyway. she was a bit more distant with me after that.
enjoy the seethe and cringe
lemme tell you about this fantasy where a hot girl wanted to bang with me and I said no
bait or mental retardation, call it
or real life.
Don't know about best role but she was great in "You don't know Jack". I always liked her voice.
i like boobs
Like salty milk and coins
shutting up and never hearing from her or her stupid husband again?