How was it?
Lilo and Stitch
alright i guess
lol
Women
No tourism commentary is fair to complain about, but where the fuck is colonialism commentary in the original film? Why is poll ever grouping the two together?
Haiwaan tourism is a consequence of colonialism.
How was it?
Complete garbage.
cut down Stitch's escape
Jumba is the villain
Jumba and Pleakley's character dynamic is erased
Jumba no longer has a Russian accent + his voice is too high to take seriously
Nani isn't wearing skimpy clothing in this one
David and Nani aren't in an implied romantic relationship because "feminism"
David is retarded
Cobra Bubbles is no longer a social worker
social worker is now a completely separate character
Captain Gantu was removed to "reduce CGI characters onscreen"
dialogue is worse + cringier to appeal to the "modern audience"
aside from Stitch, alien CGI looks like dogshit + uncanny valley
ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)
ending also decanonizes the sequels + TV series that followed
It's not "Snow White" remake levels of absolute dogshit, but it's still slop nevertheless. Don't pay a single ticket for this trash. Pirate it if you're morbidly curious.
theres a tiktok joke? ......
Ohana means family is a comedy bit
Seriously? I fucking hate modern movies
Jumba is the villain
Why? That's just fucked up
that sounds awful what the fuck
David and Nani aren't in an implied romantic relationship because "feminism"
Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David
Why the fuck then couldn't they just have David get with Nani officially and just show him staying at home effectively as a stay-at-home dad whilst Nani does her college work, keeping them all together and still having Nani as being able to pursue her dreams?
this movie sounds like literal ass cancer
family bad
careerism and self-optimization good
no it's not fag
decanonizes
Look man I get the movie is dogshit and all but the obsession with “cannon” around children’s cartoons has to stop.
Why not?
The space empire are colonists and had tried to invade earth in the past but were protected by Bubbles’ claim that the planet was home to the very endangered Mosquito.
Oh also the fat guy who spills his ice cream is white, and Lilo takes pictures of him and other tourists, as if they were zoo animals.
Just two soft references to differentiate between locals and tourists/invaders, to suit the locale, possible mentality of a native Hawaiian, and to bolster the theme of found families
careerism and self-optimization good
Crazy Cat Lady Syndrome
Does stitch still say the space N-Word in that little bubble prison
The devil is real and this is proof
yeah
Or maybe extended metaphors*, rather than references
What an absolute shitshow. How do you fuck up a remake this badly? You were HANDED an already decent script, and you remove everything decent about it.
Disney cowtows to Conservative backswing just in time to piss audiences off by excluding one of their most accepted past moments of trans inclusion
Funny really
Pleakley isn't even a tranny, he just likes to crossdress
Where's the contradiction?
Why make Jumba a villain? The story doesn't even really have or need one, Gantu and old lady alien and the social worker aren't terrible in the end unless I'm forgetting something, they're just on the opposite end of the story
Gantu’s ruthless, he’s a villain and he gets blasted off or some shit for it iirc.
a tranny is a man/woman who genuinely thinks they're the opposite gender, pleakley never thinks he's actually a woman he just likes female clothing because he's an alien and its a funny gag
I don’t know man, I’m pretty sure Pleakley dresses as a woman and then takes on an extremely feminine affect and starts sitting across from Jumba at dinners basically being his chatty wife. Joke-like? Sure. A formal declaration of any specific sexuality? No. But easily trans behavior, especially considering the theme of living your authentic life vs being trapped and compelled by work and duty
original: not every family looks the same, but as long as you care for each other, the bonds are unbreakable
remake: ditch your kid sister with your ex and be a liberated woman
The 19th Amendment and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Why did they turn them into humans?
The fact that they pass with a few clothes and wigs makes it so much funnier in the cartoon.
lmao this movie is ass. I feel sad for gen alpha growing up with all these slops.
In the cartoon, adult humans cant see the aliens.
Stitch is a normal dog and Jumba and Pleakly are a human couple.
the Live Action destroy this if only Stitch stay in his CGI Alien form
actually she leaves her with her neighbor (david's gradma) who has known her family for years, making the whole movie pointless
Nani isn't wearing skimpy clothing in this one
Is nothing sacred?
Neither do you, mate. Unless you're psychotic.
According to the leaks Nani has a portal gun so she can visit Lilo anytime
Sir, this is Anon Babble, we don't watch movies
Hawaii is nothing without tourism lol
They literally just put a dog collar on stitch in the cartoon and that's enough.
how could you have millions of changs and whites walking around your island without tourism?
Holy amerimutt
ending also decanonizes the sequels
the movie is shit, indeed, but i cant get why you faggots care too much about the "canon", who gives a fuck? its a stupid Disney movie
From what I heard Leroy from the sequels makes a cameo in this movie, so I don't know if this is true
be near man for a month (not dating)
now he has to raise your family when you decide you’re not gonna
Astonishingly grim. Especially for a theme of found family. The real antagonist is Lilo for needing to be raised and wanting to live with her sister after their parents died. It’s a good thing we went through this whole journey and learned Ohana means ‘I might be gone for years at a time, I can’t let this family hold me back’
I was gonna say the cost of CGI but since it's all outsourced and looks like shit anyways I think the actual answer is that it sped up production to not have to do CGI post filming and be able to just do their scenes in a quick shoot
Ohana doesn't mean family after all
Why is modern media so cynical?
Wait, Nani leaves?? Been years since I've seen the original, but did it end on a sad note like that?
Ohana means… nothing to me!
im a marine biologist now :)
Why is america so shit at making films?
genuinely
So they’re insane or lying. Pedophiles either way.
Original ends with Lilo, Nani and Stitch living together
New one ends with Nani ditching Lilo
Not at all
In so many words, Jumba, Pleakley, David, Nani, Lilo, and Stitch all become a "family" and the credits show their new life together via Polaroids
It’s probably not framed as a sad note
ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)
This is just unforgivable. And to think I was actually optimistic about this one.
the intro with the aliens and Stitch's escape is totally rushed
Pleakley is glad to join Jumba which makes their dynamic weird
Lilo is late to her dance in the beginning because she slacks off
she's a normal girl instead oof a weirdo which makes the other kids being mean to her feel off
Lilo doesn't officially adopt Stitch with Nani's blessing
Jumba and Pleakley turn into humans
no ugly duckling story
Ohana is a fucking joke
no Gantu
Cobra Bobo doesn't feel menacing at all
and I'm just half-way through the movie
"We're a sequel company now."
If you weren't shorting these idiots after Force Awakens or any number of catastrophic flops, you were never going to make it.
It's not "Snow White" remake levels of absolute dogshit
No it is. And Baby Boomers are the only thing floating this dogshit company lead by an apex Boomer locust Bob Iger. With the LucasFilm Volume stage, these are manmade AI horrors beyond comprehension they want to churn out on the cheap. Pixar talking animal bullshit was the beginning of the end.
They've been subtly pushing broken families for most of their existence now on top of 'accidental' subliminal sexually inappropriate content and they can do it openly pointing to divorce rates and XYZ funny money incentives. It's not about art, drama or what works in screen writing and acting it-- it's about 'representation' and mirroring to the public their bullshit (or what bad actors and morons believe they ought to be mimicking).
All of this just makes me want to rewatch the original again
It had some good cute and funny moments
The original was also American, retard. The problem is that these live action demakes are injecting total bullshit every time.
3DPD
turn yourself in
So if Pleakley is supposed to be gay now, why did he flash his human disguise dick at the Grand Councilwoman and ask permission to hug her at the end?
I think you got it backwards, the big change about Pleakley is that he's NO LONGER a gay crossdresser
Stop living in the past unc
Uoooohhhh
I will wait for the blu-ray rip...
I'm sorry, am I reading this right? Lilo ends up living with David?
HOW THE FUCK IS A SURFER BRO A BETTER GUARDIAN THAN NANI?
ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)
this must be a new low...
Why did they take away his guns?
removes plasma guns
adds portal guns
includes a bunch of fart jokes and more snot jokes that weren't in the original
Looking at his older writings, he might genuinely have a snot fetish.
Guns bad... except when you need to invade Iraq
soulless
I highly recommend it, it's so much better. The pacing is significantly better. The humor makes a lot more sense and the jokes have more time to be set up. It doesn't feel like someone's half-baked wokeified fanfiction that still failed to be woke enough. The remake turning Jumba into Gantu makes no sense, and the choice to cast Zach Galifianakis seems like Hollywood actorbaiting without actually considering the role. The director himself is a literal newbie with only a couple of literal who 7/10 stinkers under his belt.
It feels like the writer strike really raped this production.
I don’t care about the movie.
Did Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride make it ok? Did they remake it and butcher it?
David is also Ohana
No Reuben no watch!
i always took it to be a "you can take my blue dick and stuff it in your nutrient waste orifice" type statement based on the reaction in the original
Why does Disney hate romance in their films now?
Such a great scene, real and heartwarming.
I hope they do this one justice.
That's a good one too but I bet he could fit a slur in there aswell
Why isn't Stitch wearing his orange prison suit?
Why was he wearing a shock collar?
Why does Disney hate romance in their films now?
Their old guard of writers got replaced by feminazis over the past decade.
David and Nani kiss at the end, but her leaving Lilo is still horrible, horrific message for kids
You know how at Disney Parks there's a Dole Whip?
Well lets just say they had a sort of "Dole Whip" themselves.
Nani does fucking what????
Women should not be bogged down by a child and should pursue their careers to its fullest, abandoning family or children if need be.
No, there's no Jewish subversion here.
Is the girl playing Lilo any good? Children that young rarely are.
>ABANDON YOUR FAMILY, GO TO COLLEGE AND BE A WHORE
Fuck every millennial working at Disney.
literal goyslop
DIE COLONIZER
But do we have Mertle?
Why did you watch a children's movie and why do you care
J-just ignore it and let people enjoy things, goyim!
Fuck you and fuck your complacency you apathetic little bitch.
Ruining the family theme is more offensive to me than anything Snow White did
Disney destroyed Ohana
Holy shit
Disney Remakes subversion are actual cancer
I hope they canceled Tangled live action forever
The remake should have had a scene with her going full Tarrant on a beach full of howlies
Ohana means _____
ugh how does this affect you personally???? let people enjoy things, chud!
This is why we can't have nice things anymore
Start doing this
Tangled live action
Rapunzel is black, bald, and puts the rap in Rapunzel
There are people on this board who watched a camrip of a current year Disney remake
It’s shit. Way overproduced and missed the point of the throwback 50’s feel of the original
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I forgot how much skin Nani was showing even when dressed regularly.
Snot jokes were in the original, he hocks loogies to break out of space prison
gf drags me to watch this along with her dumb friends
they all say how much they loved the original
after the movie
they all loved it and thought it was amazing
point out the flaws and how it’s worse than the og
everyone looks at me like I am retarded
Also the cinema was completely full but there were literally zero children. Not even one. Just old as fucking millenials
Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David
Huh? What? Why is the non boyfriend stuck raising the kid now?
Are the homeless and junkies properly represented?
His mom is their neighbor and the old bag takes care of her more than Nani
Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David
I hope they canceled Tangled live action forever
woah chief woah
say what you want about disneyslop but dont let them cancel the most promising footkino in years
Why do you wanna see Zendaya’s fungal hobbit feet?
this movie does not deserve any better
Jumb is the villian because he used to have a russian accent which he doesnt anymore but hes still the villian
No Gantu? Me no wantu
this shit ranks squarely with the definition of "content"
it ain't art, no one is making this for the love of it, it's just calculated investment in existing IP for predictable income
might as well have generative ai producing this slop and adversarial ai consuming it at this point
Its a movie for children
ohana ultimately means fuck all
What an absolute crock. It's like they set out to intentionally spit on the original out of cynical spite.
7/10
stinkers
??
he works for IGN
Darkstalkers is kino
Nani doesn't even take Lilo to the animal shelter in the remake.
original is about the importance of family and that even an unconventional family can still be a FAMILY
remake is about dumping your problems off on to other people so you can be a strong independent individual
Childless millennials shouldn’t be allowed to work in family entertainment
This was back when Disney was comfortable with showing female midriff (post-TLM) regardless of catering to families. They knew how to rake in simps at the time & activate early heterosexual awakenings. Now, it's just feminist slop for the foreseeable future.
I want to fuck Stitch.
Just got out, no Gantu is retarded and Jumba sounds like a fag
Pleakly also is not as faggy, which is shit
4/10
Just watched the original, the Galactic Federation puts Lilo, Nani, and Stitch under their protection, and Bubbles is a former CIA agent that worked with Roswell. A happy ending all around. Having Nani leave, but still show up via portal guns is weird, why, why, WHY does Disney feel the need to change shit?
To save money due to CGI? Then don't do the remake at all, fucking idiots.
Biggest opening weekend of 2025. So, doing just fine.
They get to hang out and live their lives all together as a found family anyways
Fair enough, sounds like an okay ending to me. But this board will be saying Nani abandoned her child until the end of time
nani gives up custody of lilo so she can go to college
Can't help but notice the trend of hollywood working strong to make sure people value their families less and less.
i only watch camrips to compensate for digital films having no soul
This but with Nani
If its not shit like this its some A24 garbage telling you "your family is actually weird bro ever noticed how strange they act???".
Genuine mind control shit lmao. This planet's cooked.
Nani abandoned her child
lol
93% audience score
CHUDS BTFO!
1 BILLIE EASY!
SEETHE!
But Lilo and Stitch IS a chud movie. Normies are "voting with their wallet" by watching this instead of Snow White, as if they represent two political parties
She gives custody to her grandmother-in-law though. After all Nani is Lilo's sister, not her mother, hence why in the original Lilo says "I like you better as a sister than a mom"
Stitch has always been Minions level. Retards will always gobble it up.
Yeah, to hell with perserverance through tough circumstances, Nani just now conveniently has a new relative she can throw Lilo off to so she can pursue her career in wasting money on a shitty college degree that means nothing nowadays.
trusting the post-2019 "verified" ratings
kek
meanwhile on metacritic...
middle-aged fat women love stitch. i've seen so many of them with stitch shirts or bags or whatever the fuck else
Lilo's sister having to also be her mom is both melancholic and beautifully tragic and that heavy feeling is gone now.
Disney Adults are braindead meatsacks?
Shocker.
no ugly duckling story
are you serious?
Ugly and can’t act
More “Abandon your family and tend your personal needs” agitprop from Disney,
True, at this point they might as well have written it so that the parents are still alive
This
Moana 2 also hit $1 billion but nobody talks about that movie anymore.
The ugly duckling story is banned from american fiction entirely due to the message "ugly black kid magically becomes a beautiful white man" being too offensive
and retards are eating it up
this looks pretty cool
Becoming white is unironically every brown person's dream.
American government trying to break up a Native Hawaiian family punctuated by Nani singing the song that was written by the old queen as a lament for the loss of Hawaii's independence.
Nobody believes headlines anymore
All this plus the rerecordings of the songs are overproduced dogshit
leading opponent of the annexation of Hawaii who exposed (pre-)CIA Niggers' role in overthrowing the monarchy was a former Confederate colonel
KINO
A short, frumpy, masculine and hairy lesbian friend of mine is obsessed with Stitch
The one thing I haven't seen anyone mention is the Elvis stuff
Elvis is still in, right?
You have literally never heard of this Reddit shit until me showing it to you right now, it is forgettable at best and a waste of time at worst, and that makes being a rating "7/10" bad, actually. Slop within a slop ocean.
thank you disney for showing me that hawaiian folks dont care about family
girl is better off dumping her sister so she can go to cali because everyone wants to go to cali like omg
Ohana means family
That means you get left behind to go into the foster care system while I "discover myself" (get dicked down) at marine biologist school
He's still in
Barely.
The songs are in but the entire segment where Lilo gets Stitch to act like a "model citizen" like Elvis and puts Stitch in an Elvis cosplay is totally gone in favor of a more multiculturally acceptable alternate, since non-Americans have no idea who Elvis is.
If a girl loved Stich as a kid she grew up to be a "Pitmommy"
FACT
I haven't seen anyone else mention the blatant Capri Sun sponsorship that makes this entire piece of shit actual corporate garbage. They name dropped Capri Sun multiple times and it never was mentioned once in the original.
gotta leave for the mainland because there arent any marine biology schools in hawaii :(
Jumba is the villain
Jumba and Pleakley's character dynamic is erased
Jumba no longer has a Russian accent + his voice is too high to take seriously
Cobra Bubbles is no longer a social worker
social worker is now a completely separate character
Captain Gantu was removed to "reduce CGI characters onscreen"
dialogue is worse + cringier to appeal to the "modern audience"
ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)
ending also decanonizes the sequels + TV series that followed
What ins the holy mother of fucking fuck is this? This is magnitudes worse than the Snow White remake, why? Because Snow White is just alright, more a landmark for Disney as a studio than anything else, while Lilo & Stitch was fucking kino, easily one of Disney's best and most down to earth movies they ever made and the show was great too, and then they go and nuke everything that made it good to hell?
what. the. fuck.
since non-Americans have no idea who Elvis is
yes elvis presley was not known outside the usa...
no marine biology schools
no conservation sciences
no hula schools
no surf lessons
Why is Hawaii so lame?
It genuinely made me sick to watch.
You don't see chinks making their movies globohomo friendly for people who have no fucking clue about chink mythology
*To clarify when I say snow white I mean the old one, obviously the new one is hot dogshit, but it isn't outright ruining what snow white even was at it's core like this lilo and stitch demake is.
The South Park episode about Hawaii is pretty spot on.
director is an A24 shill
also created this unfunny jewtube thing over a decade ago
Now it makes sense why the remake sucked balls.
ok so the original still exists so why do you care if they made a gaxdyskarbage one here? you can go jerk to midriff in the cartoon.
Marcel was ok
WHY does Disney feel the need to change shit
Angry barren dykes
female empowerment is a big sister stepping up and doing everything she can to raise her kid sister its not abandoning her so shes can go off and get fucked
i hate this current zeitgeist
I want Disney to crash and burn so fucking badly right now.
They deserve to get owned by the Chinese at this rate. Fuck them.
STOP THINKING AND CONSUME YOUR FUCKING SLOP
BUY YOUR KIDS THE STITCH TOY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
who have no fucking clue about chink mythology
Difference is that nobody gives a fuck about their boring ass take on their mythos for the 10,000,000th time in their history of cinema.
Tfw my gf called me a weirdo for telling her that i used to wank it to Nanny all the time back in the day and was dissapointed the actress doesn't look like the cartoon at all
Are girls retarded bros?
You literally just watched this video and parroted it word for word,
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The camrip has all the details but cuts out the shitty post-credits where they "fix" the problem of Nani not being able to see her family with the portal gun.
Which... makes no fucking sense because if she had a portal gun then she could make a business use it instead of doing marine biology.
The creator of Marcel the Shell With Shoes On ruined Lilo and Stitch?
Which... makes no fucking sense because if she had a portal gun then she could make a business use it instead of doing marine biology.
girls dont work no more they are bosses. gotta get that degree
they like to claim that lilo taking pictures of tourists is "colonialism commentary", but the actual colonialism commentary was cut out of the movie
youtube.com
which im glad it was, what an obnoxious tonal shift in the movie, tho it is pretty funny what lilo does in it
if she had a portal gun then she could make a business use it instead of doing marine biology.
Wouldn't the CIA just confiscate her alien tech?
The sequels and shows are actually pretty good, a rare thing for disney IPs to accomplish
You literally just watched this video and parroted it word for word,
I did? Lmao should I feel good or bad about that? I had no idea, but I don't think anything I said is at all a hard conclusion for anyone to come to when reading the synopsis.
The sequels
I just rememebered watching a video about those, Stitch time travels to feudal japan or some shit and there's an anime version with grown up Lilo and her clone daughter, bit weird desu.
didn't watch cause i'm not a pedo
what an obnoxious tonal shift in the movie
it being a cartoon aside it highlights how stupid the whole bullshit is and doesnt age well turning non whites into whiny bitches over basically nothing
omg they asked the way to the beach my god THE HORROR is this really worth killing the vibe of our movie? no
if you cant look at a child without thinking about sex then you are a pedo
ok I 1000% thought this fucking guy was joking when he mentioned the portal gun. Are you serious? that's how they skate around the ohana issue? a fucking portal gun? what?
Ok the anime one sucked dick I completely forgot about that existing.
if you don't live in a tourism place you don't get it.
rich chinks are the worst, fat white europeans are solid seconds. people like to shit on americans internationally but they're just a little loud and dumb about other cultures; overall they're super friendly and eager to spend money.
According to the leaks Nani has a portal gun so she can visit Lilo anytime
this makes even less sense if you can portal between school and your home why give her up?
and eager to spend money
actually americans are the worst especially when it comes to tipping because OMG YOU DONT HAVE TO TIP HERE SAVE YOUR MONEY
tipping
you don't make money on tips in tourism, you make it by overcharging for 'souvenirs' and other retarded services that no local would ever pay for.
This IP has suffered a hell unthinkable and this is just an even more woeful low for it to hit.
original movie happens, huge success and well beloved
spin-off sequel follows introducing the idea of the previous 625 experiments since Stitch is #626
gets a TV series that doesn't do too well, doesn't even cover 100 of other experiments before ending
gets a prequel movie where Daveigh Chase doesn't voice Lilo due to being busy at the time, so they awkwardly replace her with Dakota Fanning
gets a final movie that ends the series altogether
Japan decides to make a spin-off of the spin-off tv series, including fanon shit and things that directly contradicts canon
JP directors say the anime is noncanon and not to take it seriously
US disney decided to dub and canonize the anime anyways
China makes its own self-congratulatory fanfic series where instead of meeting Lilo Stitch meets a chinese girl instead and Jumba makes new experiments based on Chinese lore, because China
we now have this live action piece of shit that deviates from the original but doesn't make anything better
People were hoping this would revive and refresh the IP but unfortunately it's going to just kill it dead again. Zootopia 2 looks more hopeful than this.
i don't get it
colonialism
wait wut?
see
this just shows that modern audiences are mentally ill. who the fuck wants a hamfisted message about tourism or colonialism these fictional worlds exist to show us how life could be if we did things better and not insert our misery into it
Do we at least get a live action version of her?
JUST CONSUME BRAINLESS SLOP AND DON’T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING
You are an NPC.
I feel like this movie is great if you haven't seen the original, my internet reviewers who have NOT seen it said it was really cute and clever and those who are big fans of the original hated it so might be a Hated Billion type of movie like Transformers 3 or some shit.
At least when the original is way better its more fun if the remake is tolerable, I will never know this feel.
how am i an npc?
yep, but they made her black woman with no boobs or ass and a monkee face.
Are you both just willfully ignoring the part where the dude is slowly yelling "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH" at Lilo and the woman mispronouncing mahalo as "muh-hay-low"? Obviously it's a kid's movie and that's about as rude as they can make them, they're not gonna have the tourists call her a shitskin bitch niglet.
You literally just complained about people wanting there to be themes and messages in art, are you fucking retarded as well as a soulless robot?
It’s probably because younger viewers (IPad babies) have no idea who Elvis is. I was like 10 when the OG came out and knew Elvis as someone of my grandparents generation. So imagine what a 10 year old today would think of him. Ancient history, I bet.
i can see why they cut it, it's dumb and petty
tourists are assholes everywhere, colonialism has nothing to do with it
my internet reviewers who have NOT seen it said it was really cute and clever
Show us the reviewers, I want to see these retards that enjoy snot humor and farts and call it "clever".
so what? disgusting.
You literally just complained about people wanting there to be themes and messages in art
The theme message doesnt fit in the art which why it wasnt put in the original. Dont you dare call me soulless when you are in support of censoring and retroactively adding bullshit already established franchise.
No one will talk about this piece of shit in year because its garbage like all the other remakes but they will talk about the original movies and cartoon show
damn better add asmongold or hasan piker if theres a sequel
ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)
ending also decanonizes the sequels + TV series that followed
Disney anti-family propaganda is getting really fucking annoying and doesn’t get called out enough.
YOU DONT HAVE TO TIP HERE SAVE YOUR MONEY
No lies detected.
Why should they tip in countries where tipping isn’t part of local customs? Wouldn’t that be a form of “ignoring local customs” thus “forcing Amerikkkan culture over the global Other”?
Not to mention that in many countries tipping is considered rude.
And in my experience the rudest tourists are:
1. French (Arab)
2. French (Black)
3. French (White)
4. Americans (Black)
5. Chinese (Mid-class)
Stitch was cute and the best part of the movie. He doesn't have his blasters anymore, but he still causes plenty of destruction.
At the end, he sinks like Jack Dawson and Nani has to save him by RUNNING ALONG THE SEAFLOOR to heroic music. Unironically the funniest shit.
The scifi scenes were cut down tremendously, when they should have been embellished to take advantage of the half decent, cartoony effects. For example, instead of the Grand Councilwoman going down into a cool alien prison to recruit Jumba, now the guards who took him away after the hearing randomly drag him through the bridge of the ship on cue so he can volunteer. Why in the holy fuck would that ever happen? Lots of other things feel half-assed like that. Shaved Ice guy drops his shaved ice the second time because he sees a space ship - not because a space ship wing clips it out of his hands like in the original. No one would find that funny or even remember that guy, without the context of the animated film. The movie's very very very mid and not particularly worth watching unless you're a footfag.
Travesty
You really should kill yourself
Nah see, American ipad babies still have a reason to learn about him as a music artist. China and Japan gen alpha would not even begin to understand who Elvis is or why Americans loved him, so they flushed him out for the chinks that go gaga for Stitch because he's their uguu kawaii so relatable phone messenger mascot.
Your own family doesn’t know what’s best for you. They’re holding you back. Leave them behind.
Soulless mega corporations will always be there for you. Your Stitch plushies and T shirts will love you forever.
when the fuck are they going to remake hunchback or hercules
because he is a man, and in the original it's the female leader of the galactic council that wants to bring stitch back.
dark skinned Americans who can afford vacations aren't black culturally, they're no different from middle class whites
serious question:
Is she in it?
Going to watch miko lee now...
unironically wanting Yidsney to rape those movies too
Hunchback is in development hell + nu-Hercules is slated to be a modernized remake with zoomer dialogue & TikTok trends (look it up), directed by the Russo brothers.
what a sheltered life you live lol
Unironically the funniest shit.
Nah that whole scene was totally retarded. They changed what was a single brief moment in the original to an entire Indian-style overdramatic scene that carried into a meaningless death scare where oops Stitch was okay all along and they just needed to be a little more patient for him to wake up. If Stitch could drown from being under the water that long, Nani also should've started drowning.
They also use an AED on Stitch while he's wet (huge medical nope btw), then proceed to put car jumper cables on his arms and use a car to try to jolt him awake, and he is still faux "dead" until he wakes up. At this point I honestly hope this dumbass movie gets people killed because of its misinformation.
Hunchback and Tarzan can never be remade because the jokes will overshadow the marketing.
I can agree with that exclusively for boomer blacks, but younger gens might look culturally “wyt”, but wait until something doesn’t go as they want and their inner hood rat will pop out…
I heard they ruined Jumba and I don't even want to acknowledge its existence in that case
destruction of the nuclear family
nothing new here
She is, but her only major seen is throwing a glass of water in a white tourist's face and saying "you stole our country, haole. you can't build a wall here."
yeah glad it was cut. i thought lilo taking photos and creep shots of fat tourists was commentary enough. like says, the movie draws a line between natives and tourists with just that little tidbit.
Nope. I didn't even see the woman saw but I was looking for a blonde and there's zero blondes in this entire film.
those horrific feet
No idea why they filmed such things.
They removed Gantu, gave his antagonist role to Jumba, and then Zach Galifianakis provides Jumba with a weird faggoty nerd voice that doesn't suit him. It's noncanon to me as well.
what's with the fish eyes? on the sides of the fucking head.
His excuse is fucking pathetic too
"Oh uh you can't do accents anymore because woke"
Motherfucker then hire a real Slavic person instead
hawaiians are prey animals, that's why they were conquered
hey I shit on the sidewalk why do you care when you can walk in the road
Die faggot
With a terrible message for children.
>ending completely ruins the theme of "Ohana" from the original (i.e. Nani loses custody of Lilo, but the live action remake portrays this as a "good thing" because Nani can now pursue her dream of becoming a marine biologist whilst Lilo accepts this and goes to live with David)
wow.
i expected this to be slop like all the other remakes, but nuking the core message about family... and praising the breaking of family units... wow. speechless. and no, that shit isn't even worth pirating.
Women and browns. As browns increase in demographics it will be all any movie is about as opposed to now where only 50% are
You are Jewish. Negative and evil messages shouldn't be shoehorned into everything especially kids movies
nta but I kinda get his point,yes this live action completely shat over the original,but the original is still fucking there to watch! don't need to watch the fucking new and soulless version
b-but the children today won't get the same experience
to hell with them
Children don't care about messages. They'll be distracted by the cute blue dog thing.
woke queer messaging makes for high thought-provoking art in film
kill yourself.
Children don’t buy movie tickets. Parents do. And they don’t want their kids getting these messages. Shan’t be watching.
Watching that ending as a stepmom was gut wrenching and I really wish I hadn't brought my kids to see it.
"Hey kids! If your parent/guardian is having trouble raising you, they should just hand you over to the state! Fuck family bonds! Their dream is more important than you!"
Dogshit message.
Ironic
This makes me want to order a Reuben just to forget about it.
Watching that ending as a stepmom
trans women can be step moms, get over it
Their mom died lol
just hand you over to the state
You mean Nani's neighbor who's also a second-degree family member?
No gantu no watch
this thread
this movie
I fucking hate american "artists", producers and excecutives and whoever is creating this shit nowadays.
You forgot
Mertle is no longer a redhead
Just watched it with my ohana
Jumba being the bad guy is incredibly fucked, at least let him carry his sentence (begrudgingly) on Earth. Separating him from Peakley is downright nasty
they butchered ALL the memorable scenes without exception, namely the ones set to Elvis songs
that fucking Portal reference
what the FUCK is going on with Bubbles' painted on moustache?
Lilo and Nani are cute, would marry and impregnate
Holy shit she is smoking hot. God damn
Mirtle and friends are westernized kids while Lilo stays close to her roots.
Cobra judges that Nani is a fit guardian and Stich, Lilo, and Nani live together in the end.
Piece of shit hack writers who want to leave a mark but are bound to adaptations and remakes because they aren't smart or brave enough to go out on their own and make their own shit.
Why the fuck then couldn't they just have David get with Nani officially and just show him staying at home effectively as a stay-at-home dad whilst Nani does her college work, keeping them all together and still having Nani as being able to pursue her dreams?
Intact families are bad or unrealistic depictions or some shit? I have no idea why they keep pushing this kind of shit. It's way too consistent to not be deliberate.
Nani isn't wearing skimpy clothing in this one
Nani and Lilo starts wearing her typical clothes halfway through the movie
Lilo and Nani are cute, would marry and impregnate
You mean adopt and marry right?
Jumba’s the bad guy
Nani hates Lilo for getting her fired
Ohana is a joke apparently
There’s Cobra Bubbles
He’s gone
Nani’s abandoning Lilo
A lot of people look pissed
I will never watch it as with all soulless, evil, calculated Disney remakes that feed into the IP Ouroboros that has ruined the American film industry. I'm EPSECIALLY pissed that it was Lilo and Stitch given it was one of my all-time favorite childhood movies.
As with all of these, it will make me do nothing but rewatch the original and appreciate/respect it even more. I'll probably make a thread about it tonight.
was Lilo cute at least?
Thank you anon
Yes, but it's unfortunate that she's no longer a weirdo. The closest thing was the scene where she's smiling with a finger up her nose, which was peak cute.
Eh, bullshit. If David is in her family then it’s an unwanted retcon just to get Nani to girlboss and can be disregarded.
no suit
no guns
weird shock collar
wtf...they literally have the original. just copy it, you fucking retards.
How accurate are these predictions?
Lilo is very cute.
Too soon to say but I don’t know anyone who would take their kids to see it.
It's the price they pay for moving out of the stone age
Ask them if they would give up electronics, indoor plumbing, and food other than coconuts?
Are nani and her life guard friend at least 10/10 brown semen demons like in the movie?
literal paradise with perfect weather 365 days of the year (366 on leapyear)
nothing without tourism
k e k
lol eat these nuts
yeah there's plenty of coconuts to eat in hawaii
lol, Disney owns a Hawaiian resort serving up sanitized island culture. No way were they going to allow commentary about that.
You know the answer to that already.
I hope they pronounce huhwuh-EE correctly in this film!
We gone so woke that a disney family movie has the female relative giving their family to the government to be able to go to college
government
grandmother-in-law*
Going to Lilo actress insta gives me creepy child actress pedo vibes. Hollywood… I hope poor girl doesn’t end up a psychological wreck that will end up with a drug addiction.