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ATTENTION BAJORAN SHITPOSTERS edition

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I sympathized with Bajorans the first time I watched DS9 but I'm rewatching it now and I kind of just fucking hate them. Cardassians did nothing wrong. Bajorans needed a firm hand to bring Bajor up to snuff.

If you invade someone's land don't cry when you get bombed

Where are Mirror Dukat and Damar?

I would have kept a Bajoran mistress as well

I'm watching it for the first time and I have always liked Cardies better. They're funny and the Bajorans you meet other than Kira are always annoying or up to no good especially Kai Winn or like Dr Mora who seemed like a huge cunt

Leeta had some nice Leetas

It's pretty kino. The last season feels like a bit of a last minute thing though.

Dr. Mora

His actor was in one of the best Buck Rogers episodes

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I'm not disparaging his actor at all because even though I hate the character he is great. The episode where you first meet him is so FUCKING horrible but I remember thinking at least his performance was great.

Mora seemed abrasive at first but he really grew on me as a character and I'm sad DS9 didn't feature him more.

So they added this whole Bell Riots thing to the timeline but they barely acknowledge the Eugenics Wars. Do you think the Eugenics Wars are basically discarded? Is it because they didn't happen in the real world 1990s?

I am 50. When ensign Ro was introduced on Next Generation, I thought she said she was “Vajoran”. I immediately hated the name and I hated her weird earring that violated uniform policy. Later, when DS9 came out, I got tired of it after 2 seasons. I decided it wasn’t real Star Trek. I was right.

Also just a question but what year were the post-nuclear people Q had as his audience in the Farpoint episode? When was that war supposed to have happened?

I'm sorry am I supposed to take this seriously? Really? He's gonna kill his baby mama just because it will take slightly more effort to lie to these cult retards? This all feel so forced ever since Waltz too it's like...like the writers didn't think he's evil enough or something just the way he was? But now it's just comical and absurd.

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I am 50

and

What's his take on Vulkans?

You're just a retarded salty Gen x that wished he was a boomer. Opinion discarded.

If it was a grandfather paradox and Sisko was always going to become Gabriel Bell, why did Starfleet disappear when the real Gabriel Bell died?

Eugenics Wars was basically just in Asia and Africa. Which explains the small number of non-whites in Star Trek.

They did a really huge mistake. Because Bajorans are defacto the "good guys", they made individual Bajorans either assholes or bad guys, to give them depth. But much like Worf on TNG being the ship's designated pussy, the Bajorans became an entire planet's worth of obstinate, stubborn, pig-headed, religious fanatics who hate peace, love war, and most of all hate anyone who smiles at them on the subway.

If DS9 is to be believed, the average Bajoran is born with an innate understanding of guerilla warfare, and communicates primarily through assassination. Obsidian Order had nothing on the fucking Bajoran Terrorism Hive Mind. For every decent Bajoran there's at least 3 who are either up to no good, or is working against the Federation for no good reason. It also doesn't help that Kai Winn is played pitch perfect to raise your blood pressure, and that for all of Season 1, Kira's Bajoran plots involve her seething with frustration on the verge of tears whenever anyone mentions anything related to Bajor.

Federation and Klingon are natural enemies, like the Cardassians and Bajorans. Or Romulans and Bajorans. Or Sheliak and Bajorans. Or Bajorans and other Bajorans. Damn Bajorans, they ruined Bajor.

You Bajorans sure are a contentious people.

Sisko's office explodes in an exciting Act 1 ending, in what seems to be an attempt on his life by Bajoran radicals

It wasn't that Grabriel Bell died, it's that no one led the welfare uprising.

Really makes you wonder how the fuck Garak is still around when that Maritza guy was fucking GANKED 2 seconds after setting foot on the Promenade

it's amazing how impactful this character was with only 3 scenes

Vedek Yass Queen

when are the jews at paramount going to remaster DS9 in HD? Even if they kept the SD effects, I'd still watch it.

Interesting, thanks.

But it's a grandfather paradox isn't it? Once Sisko decides to do what Bell did, doesn't he fulfill history? Thus history always happened that way, Sisko was always Gabriel Bell, so Starfleet shouldn't have disappeared.

he has to be the biggest slut in all of star trek

Oh Emissary, did the Prophets say anything about me becoming Kai, I am sure they said it

finally get to use the OC i made last week

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Tbf I haven't finished the episode and it's been a long time since I first saw it. I'm distracted because the ex-engineer guy working with Sisko was on Millennium and died in a pretty scary episode. He was a good character.

What episodes will you generate for yourself when AI is capable?

Serialized drama about Tasha’s childhood, focusing on her hotter sister

I'm going to make a Star Trek dating sim

a behind the scenes look at Reisza

Just Data fucking Tasha with robotic efficiency for about 90 minutes until she taps out.

that's a game not an episode

the game will have sodes like trad trek

The full 5 year mission of the TOS crew.
Riker on the Titan
Worf becomes the ruler of the Klingon Empire
Post VOY series with Harry Kim as first officer, Nog as Chief Engineer, and Q-projected-adult-Wesley-Crusher as captain

The full 5 year mission of the TOS crew.

For me TAS is an acceptable substitute.

I think a problem is that Bajorans are only focused on when bajorans do something stupid or cause a problem. we never really see something about them in specific that clearly meritorious.

outside of maybe the ancient bajoran solar sail episodes, but that one didnt even have any bajorans as main characters, just the siskos.
Maybe if there were more episodes centered around thier religion bringing them together to overcome some great trial, instead of just talking about how religion helped them through the occupation, or religion being a hurtle, it would have been better. It would be like how we see various Cardddie episodes based around how they love thier families, or how thier efficiency comes into play.

TAS but AI gen live action

DS9 never shows any Bajorans outside of the context of their religion's politics or occupation terrorism. What an oversight.

sounds like a you problem.

They showed them as comfort women and Kira was mad at them for being "collaborators" and thought they should just die lmao

Just replace the repetitive TAS music. By the time I finished TAS the last time I couldn't stand that they used the exact same dramatic theme in basically every single episode. But it could be kino for sure given all the crazy visuals in that show.

You’re right and we sort of covered this last thread. It’s similar to how they don’t provide enough examples of civilian life on federation controlled worlds to draw any real conclusions about the state of affairs for the Everyman. It’s hard to fault them, that’s not what the shows are about.

TAS is the literally the best thing on Earth to watch when you're half asleep at 4am

When the Romulans join the war, Senator Cretak is joined by a Tal Shiar attache, an attractive young Romulan girl who Kira recognizes from the resistance as the one who was sent to arm and train them as terrorists. Also her first lesbian lover. Drama ensues, and eventually Kira helps her old friend through her Pon Farr.

Do Romulans have pon farr? I don’t remember much being mentioned about their reproductive biology but I’d like to learn more

Amen brother. Dukat did nothing wrong.

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Nature documentary about whatever happened to Janeway and Paris’ little salamander babies. I really miss those kids.

They must, they're so indistinct from Vulcans that even the transporter can't tell the difference, and that's looking at you at the sub-sub-atomic level. 2,000 years isn't enough to totally rewire the reproductive system. It might not make them crazy since they aren't religious fundamentalist nutjobs like Vulcans, but they definitely go into heat.

Post VOY series with Harry Kim as first officer, Nog as Chief Engineer, and Q-projected-adult-Wesley-Crusher as captain

Q-projected-adult-Wesley-Crusher as captain

no

Star trek is for nerds. Dorks even.

T'Pol sucking six big human cocks and getting cum on her face.

Kainon was Bajoran Garak, he went on all kinds of amazing morally ambiguous adventures in Star Trek Deep Space 2. He whines to the Vulcan barkeep about how he can never return home because he is wanted for murder of a Cardassian occupier. He gets infected with a mind virus that makes him go mad and try to cause a thousand bombings in a day on an abandoned space station. He has a relationship with a qtpie doctor named Aashir. He also forms a begrudging respect that deepens into a bond of true friendship with a crazy weird alien whose defining ability is that he can not change shapes whatsoever.

Personally my favourite episode is the one where he is revealed to have a severe drug addiction that he has to go cold turkey on, and the drug is alcohol. Especially the dramatic end that we learn the sad origin of his abuse comes from the fact that he was a brewer on Bajor, but when the Cardassians invaded he had to hide refugees in the beer barrels, so he had to drink all of it to save them. Because of his slurred speech you don't know what to believe, as you can't quite understand him.

Sorry Wil, nobody wants you.

she had a cloaking device

she's a vegetarian retard

So you’re telling first she’s able to infiltrate the Romulans, then the Maquis, then the Kazon, then steal Chakotay’s sperm, all because she has some sort of personal cloaking device? That actually makes more sense than the average Voyager episode

She's not biting their dicks off and swallowing them.

still wouldn't eat animal protein and thats what a human is to a vulcan, its another species

1950s

guaranteed hairy, hard pass

1950s

guaranteed hairy, hard yes

I dunno how the fuck vegetarianism works. Some of them eat eggs, cheese, and milk.

married to Bashir

I hate that.

They were married irl

i don't care about fricking irl

hair traps smells retard

K.C. Hunter

Kira, Cardie Hunter

For me it's 2024 corpo Dax

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For me it's racist cops

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aged badly

let's book this guy for maybe stealing a piece of paper with doodles on it

It's kinda kino how Dukat did end up beating Sisko with a pipe later

She doesn't have to swallow.

She was supposed to be Catherine Moore in that episode wasn't she?

they even insinuate he stole the suit he's wearing

It’s similar to how they don’t provide enough examples of civilian life on federation controlled worlds to draw any real conclusions about the state of affairs for the Everyman.

That's what Keiko's storyline in DS9 should have been about. Bring in Kassidy earlier as well for the same purpose.

More likely D.C. Fontana, you plen.

Wasn't there an episode of TNG where a Romulan couldn't accept a Vulcan transfusion of some kind and had to get one from Worf instead?

On the subject of Romulan/Vulcan similarities I always headcannoned that the reason Romulans are so secretive is because they do have telepathy but it's always on but so untrained that it's unfocused and more like a buzzing or whisper in the back of their minds that make them paranoid as shit.

My schizo headcanon for this episode is swap out Sisko for Majel Barrett. In the 60s they refused to produce a TV show created and written by a woman, so they just pretended it was really Gene Roddenberrys idea. It's why she's stayed on Trek for so long, why she was the brainy #1 in The Cage, why there were episodes about Lwaxana because they all knew she was really the brains of the operation but couldn't say so. So eventually they made that 50s episode and if you see through the Matrix with your schizo goggles you just insert Majel Barrett in for Sisko. He even has an emotional breakdown, just like a woman would. Kek. I think she's the key to the whole saga which is why it went off the rails after she died. I don't care if "known facts" refute this schizo headcanon. It's not called schizo headcanon for no reason. Those "known facts" are simply out there for the normies who don't have matrix goggles.

I live in a quadrant where questioning the impacts of the Bajoran occupation is still illegal, but I support your opinion.

It was a different fuckin' era!

Could we have gotten more non humanoid aliens if they used Henson style puppets or something?

Wasn't there an episode of TNG where a Romulan couldn't accept a Vulcan transfusion of some kind and had to get one from Worf instead?

There was, but that doesn't mean they're a different species. Even humans can't get transfusions from a lot of humans, there was some treknobabble quirk in Worf's blood carrying the right something for Crusher to synthesize the blood she needed.

yeah they're well done but this new one is pretty weak compared to his previous vids

that guy (you) did a good job

You are valid

pretty much none of the aliens in star trek are different species. most can interbreed and there's that one TNG episodes that casually explains all civilizations have a common ancestor, only to never mention it again.

Agreed
I wish I had some kind of marketable skill

even puppets cost more than humans with wigs

and if I remember those ancestors look like the female changeling

it should have been the changelings, especially since they're going around creating species and uplifting them anyways

did a Vorta post this?

look like the female changeling

doesn't just look like it, it was the same actor

uplifting

stellaris player detected

I thought it would have been cool if the Changelings were the first attempt of the Progenitors in seeding the Galaxy with life but ended up making a kind of failed prototype.

This reminds me of the general grin edits.

Or maybe the Progenitors were the first solids the Changelings ever encountered

very old term