this train of thought reminds me of a scene from some day time tvslop on USA about yatch crews.
be chef on cruise ship
been there a long time
start getting annoyed at one of the whore female attendants as (I can't remember but I think they were fucking the captain) she kept acting like she was 2nd in command
finally get fed up with it
one day while at sea with clients get into an argument with the female attendant
say you're going to sleep and to fuck off
passengers say they are hungry
female attendant too proud decides to make a frozen pizza
almost burns down the kitchen
captain asks where the chef was and why he wasn't cooking
female- uhh i don't know he said he was going to sleep
captain fires chef instead of female attendant
What made me laugh out loud was AFTER the captain fired the chef the captain asked the chef to keep making meals till they got back to port since they had passengers. Homey said fuck you and left. The passengers had to eat chicken tenders from then on.