Hey you… “dude”… is that ugly chick you were talking to your girlfriend or what?

Hey you… “dude”… is that ugly chick you were talking to your girlfriend or what?

It's true that having an ugly GF will make much better-looking women attracted to you.

FUCK sophie and FUCK the frog

quads of truth

The fastest way to a woman's heart is through a different woman's eyes

Women are so cooked. Before putting your naked bodies on show for everyone, why don't you try going face naked first?

Qrd

Both need to be disciplined severely with a frozen sausage

Mr girlfr-riend is hotter than both of you! >:(

Yes, it is.

It's a somewhat more hostile version of what happens if your gf is better-looking than them, where they will try to steal you away to prove something to themselves.
They'll kind of behave like you're stupid for dating an uggo, and want to "prove" that to you. You won't get a new gf out of it, but you could easily get laid because one of womankind's strongest desires is to destroy a relationship if they aren't currently in one.

Wear a wedding ring to a bar or make a tinder profile and every picture should be you with a woman.

they both look like they do anal

I'll will gladly fuck soapy

so is female attraction like the opposite of male attraction?
because if I saw a woman's tinder profile and every picture of her was with a man, I'd think that's a red flag

Women hate other women and are in constant competition with every other woman on the planet so if they feel like they can “steal” a guy away from another woman they’ve “won” that competition. But if you dump the uggo for the hottie the hottie will immediately lose interest in you because your only value to the hottie is “beating” the uggo and if you’re no longer attached to the uggo the hottie has no use for you.

Meh you're overrating the women that like you guys

Yeah, I noticed when I got my first gf more women would flirt with me then ever. It's like TSA pre-approval of something "well she fucks him so he has to have something going on".

Yes. If you want to get in the mind of the woman take anything logical and do the opposite.

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Yes, noticed chicks on the streets are checking me out with an interest in their eyes whenever i walk out with my gf
Never happens when i walk alone

should I just lie and say I have a gf? and then if a woman does become interested in me then i'll just say we broke up?

It doesn't sound like you interact with many women. One of the most consistent themes with women is that women are most attracted to men who already have a woman.

monkey see's other monkey playing with shiny rock

monkey now wants shiny rock too

it's summer so you can literally get away with just tanning with a random ring on and taking it off, if they want to assume things that's on them

Just say vague things like "seeing another woman"

Women most often compete through abstraction and manipulation, and they'll fuck an ugly or out of shape man if there's something in the act that they can use as a cope to make themselves feel better than some other woman even if it's complete delusion, like banging some balding married dude with a family because she can spend the next few weeks thinking "so what if I'm 29 and not married or even dating anyone seriously, that bitch's husband just cheated with me" and not give a fuck about the consequences or how she looks in the eyes of that man. Or if the man isn't even married but did buy her 1500 dollar purse or whatever that she can post about on instagram and make her friends seethe about.

Why do all these whores have tattoos now?

then if a woman does become interested in me then i'll just say we broke up

No because as soon as you say you broke up with the other she’ll lose interest. If you’re just looking to go to the Bone Zone say you have a gf but if it’s someone you actually want a relationship with don’t use that trick

Well she puked in my mouth so we're more like blood brothers at this point.

Don't you recognize your mother?

incel cope

yeah but men don't operate this way. I don't need the approval of other men for a woman to be considered attractive

so if men don't need women to be "vetted" by other men then why do women need men to be vetted by other men?

What? Who the hell are you people? Get out of my house, I’m trying to play video games.

>Hey you… “dude”… is that ugly chick you were talking to your girlfriend or what?

Yes!

cuz they're attracted to status and we're attracted to boobies

Women can be "vetted" by men in various ways, but most of them are disqualifiers for a serious relationship.
A man might inform you that a specific woman was crazy in bed, but also just crazy. Now you understand that maybe you could fuck her, but that would be all you'd want to do.
Whereas women's thoughts toward swing in polar directions based almost on nothing.

Oh, his girlfriend is kinda chubby and not as pretty as me in the face, he must be a good guy. I'll try to steal him.

Yes. Because A) they see you have that something to draw a woman to you in the first place and B) better looking women think they can win you over from the ugly chick.

Who has the gif of the frog-girl from the intro of yellowjackets where she is standing on the soccer field.

"All your friends up here are getting real bug eyed".

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who's the cute girl between Shigeru Miyamoto and Nicolas Winding Refn?

Yes she is, she might be ugly but she's very nice to me and I love her a lot.

CBT queens

who the fuck are you even? Do you really want to catch a beating like in the old times? i have so much rage to express.

NWR daughter

Is it true that men only like bad boys that treat them like shit? Because if that is the case i will never get into a relationship as treating someone like that goes against my personal moral values of how people should treat each other.

I feel the same way anon.

I'd rather continue to try to be a good, moral person and stay single than be a psychopathic asshole who gets pussy

*women

Women want men that other women want. The PUA guys used to call this "pre-selection" or something. Women want men who already have other women's seal of approval. Maybe it's a subconscious way of just skipping the "dating and getting to know a guy" phase and cutting straight to the pre-approved ones.

Yes. If they're not dating a bad boy, they're having an affair with one.

Kind of, they want someone with an edge, if you treat them too nice they get bored and lose interest and you end up becoming the cucked faggot

Gets mogged by Walmart girls

I don't have a girlfriend, not even an ugly chick would want to be with me

It’s true. Can she get a sticky?

Well that fucking sucks

One of the most common ways women vet men is by letting other women do the work. It's why many men have said no-one looked at them at all until they had a girlfriend or wife. It signals to other women you aren't a violent threat to them, that you can be trusted to stay and you have something to offer. It's an evolutionary thing women do that people have a hard time admitting is very common. It's called "Mate Poaching"

No, however two ugly as sin bitches just talked to me right now.

I've noticed women in public are MUCH nicer to me if I have my sister with me.

Wake up, retards! You were brainwashed by Jews. You are trying to be Mr. Nice Guy main character. It’s not masculine. Do you like feminine women? Hmmm? Well, do you?

so cute