YODA JOCKEY

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That describes most of this website’s users

For what? This is exactly direction where franchise was going after Prequels and TCW

beta fags and watch anime

Well, takes one to know one.

Wrong. George would have saved us, his sequel movies would have saved Star Wars once and for all, and you ridiculed and bullied him into submission and he sold his own creation to literal satan himself to spite us. Congratulations, you got what you wanted, a deluge of slop that will never cease. You played yourself.

NOOOOO WE'RE ALL ALPHA AND SIGMA MALE CHADS

Wrong.

Nice denial

and he sold his own creation to literal satan himself to spite us.

Poor little George, was forced to take 4 billion check.

Congratulations, you got what you wanted, a deluge of slop that will never cease.

So TCW?

fires half of the original ILM team out of spite, later destroys their hard work with the special editions

raises a generation of consoomers with landfills of worthless plastic and glorified fanfiction

makes horrendous edits to the original beloved trilogy that completely reduces the quality and seemingly removes the original unaltered trilogy from existence

creates Intergalactic Stepin Fetchit himself, Jar Jar Binks

ruins little Jake Lloyd's life by making him a target of media criticism, geek outrage and schoolyard bullies

ruins filmmaking by popularizing the "filming 90% of the movie in greenscreen and CGI coating everything afterwards" method that Marvel would later perfect

raises an audience of dangerous man-children by framing a child-murdering psychopath who defends fascism as the all-important "Chosen One" of his saga

conditions young romantics for Twilight and other awful love stories with Anakin and Padme

hires Dave Filoni to turn everything that was cool into Jar Jar-tier cringe

retcons lore and fan favorite stories/characters that have been established for years, alienating the hardcore fans

causes LucasArts to go tits up

chooses Kathleen Kennedy to be Lucasfilm's CEO

consciously and willingly sells the whole enchilada to Le Mouse

If anyone should apologize, it's him.

I'm not reading all that shit. Apologize NOW.

Stitch your bleeding butthole, pidor. Were the prequels or clone wars on when your dad did a number on you as a kid? Seek therapy, hating George won't help.

"OH GEORGE-SAMA, SHIT IN MY MOUTH SOME MORE PLEASE!" oinked the Prequellard, not even bothering to struggle against the leather straps.
"Patient you must be, my young Padawan!" chuckled George Lucas, squatting over the Prequellard's face.
Lucas spread his asscheeks and discharged another massive turd into the Prequellard's gaping maw. The dimwitted Prequelshitter scarfed it down like a gourmet meal, savoring every corn kernel and crusty brown nugget.
"OH GEORGE-SAMA, YOU'RE TRULY A GENIUS!! IT MIGHT TASTE LIKE SHIT, BUT I KNOW THAT YOU WERE AIMING TO EVOKE 1930S DIALOGUE AND FAIRY-TALE MELODRAMA, SO IT'S NOT ACTUALLY SHIT!!"
"Done well you have, my apprentice. Truly, the light you must see."
"OH YES GEORGE-SAMA I SEE IT! I SEE THE LIGHT!!" shrieked the Prequellard in religious ecstasy. "AFTER READING TWELVE DIFFERENT PREQUEL BEHIND-THE-SCENES BOOKS AND SEVERAL MULTI-HOUR YOUTUBE DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT YOUR SECRET GENIUS, I AM NO LONGER BRAINWASHED LIKE THOSE RLM HEATHENS!!"
"No hold on you, has the Dark Side."
"NONE AT ALL, GEORGE-SAMA!! PLEASE FUCK ME!! SHIT IN MY MOUTH SOME MORE!! USE MY UNWORTHY BODY AS YOUR GAY MEAT TOILET!!! FUCK ME RAW AND CALL ME JAR-JAR!!!!! FUCK MY WIFE AND MOTHER IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!! GEORGE-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!"

pidor

bringing your Anon Babble partisan autism to a random Star Wars thread when nothing about Ukraine or Russia was remotely mentioned

I can already tell you are beyond help

this looks like a comedy sketch

Stitch your bleeding butthole, pidor.

No U!

Not an argument my friend from the previous text.

hating George won't help.

And who is hating George? I just do not consider him a somekind of prophet. He was talented director, who become worse once he gain full creative control.

Not an argument my friend from the previous thread.

phonefix

No, I just happen to know that he is, in fact, a pidor.
You are obsessed, pidor. Your daddy sure as hell diddled you when The Phantom Menace was playing on your old CRT TV. That is the only explanation for your lingering trauma.

I think about men molesting their own sons

Ouch.

Your behavior causes such thoughts, indeed.

That is the only explanation for your lingering trauma.

Psychologists calls it's a projecting.

I CAN'T READ!

do andorfags really shill this gay shit?

Bitch, does this LOOK like Andor to you?

yes

Someone should juxtapose that with the attempted rape scene in Andor

Eyesight is a terrible thing to lose.

You Lucassharts HATED the very idea of Maul somehow returning until George said it was his.

IS THIS REAL? BABY YODA FRONT FLIPPED INTO LIZZO'S LAP WHILE JACK BLACK BASEDJACKED? i'm so glad i don't pay most of these Star Wars shows any attention.

just accept youre a little slopslut with shit taste

Finally Saw season 3 after delaying it for two years.
You guys weren't kidding It's si fucking bad. I can only hope the film is at the least decent.

Welcome to Anon Babble, Chuck.

his sequel movies would have saved Star Wars once and for all

Saved? Saved from what? What would Star Wars need to be saved from in a world where he never sold to Disney? Could it be from the terrible prequels?

t. andor watching fag

I... am Yeed.

the episode where they spend a week to go rescue a kid who got snatched up by a dinosaur hawk was the worst episode of a tv show ive ever seen. They refuse to chase after it because their ships or jet packs would scare it into killing the kid? So they walk and then climb a mountain instead over the course of a few days assuming the creature DIDNT kill and eat the kid instantly?

Scenarios like this is what killed the season imo. Beyond the stupid plot points, you have the perfect sandbox to explore Mandalorian culture and stregthen the theme of nation-building and community. Do they use the rescue of the kid as a chance to dig into any of that? Nah, let's hijack the episode to show more Jedi shit cause member berries, while the main quest has nothing interesting to show or say.

this was actually the best episode of the season

youtu.be/WyGZyoWl7uo

Yep. Mandalorian managed to succeed briefly because Disney didn't swarm it. As soon as it became semi-successful you could see the quality nose dive. Women and homosexual men largely make up the decision makers and writers these days. Women and homosexual men are enormously preoccupied about what they can fit inside themselves. This occupies at least 75% of their waking cognition. When you walk past a bowling pin or a soda can do you wonder if you can fit it up your ass/pussy? Well, women and homosexual men do and they do it with everything. Even while writing, they can't escape how important it is to insert things into themselves and it actually becomes obvious in the way they write characters. Every character is written like they're having their hand held while lowering themselves down on to a cock. They speak in this very "d...do...you think I can do it...?" obsequious way. Don't be surprised if Obi-Wan in every scene acts like he's about to put a dildo up his ass while eating a bunch of ice cream.

Baby Yoda hopping around

Lizzo accidentally sits on him

Baby Yoda goes up her ass and gets lodged in there

"Awwwww shit I gots a baby Yogi up muh ass hoo hoo hoo hoo"

Everyone on the set busts out laughing

Bryce Dallas just stands up clapping and shouts"you go girl"

2 men working the camera begin to tongue kiss each other and then start to undress, scarf down a bunch of PrEP like they're Skittles, and then start having gay intercourse right there on the set

Another man on set declares himself to be a woman, pulls his penis out, and then using a modified clapboard fit with a cleaver, chops his cock off in front of everyone

Kathleen Kennedy surprises everyone on set, points at the newly created woman, and says "no...YOU go girl!"

Kathleen Kennedy walks behind Lizzo's big, black, elephantine ass with a pair of medical tongs and begins to pull Baby Yoda out

Lizzo grits her teeth, her ass seemingly acting on its own trying to draw Baby Yoda in deeper to devour

Kathleen finally pulls Baby Yoda out with a loud plop sound. Some feces spill from Lizzo's ass onto the ground

Lizzo starts laughing again "hoo hoo hoo I guess I baby Yogi's mommy ain't I?"

Everyone on set laughs again

The two men have died from Super AIDS which overwhelmed their PrEP

Congress and the Senate get word and pass a law declaring "the Force is female", "Lizzo is Baby Yoda's Mommy", and the Ukraine is to receive 500 billion dollars in aid

I still maintain the Mandalorian season 1 is the best thing Star Wars related in the 21st century.

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