/Surv/ Season 48 finale edition

season 50 isn't being shown till next wednesday, apparently. My excitement has died considerably knowing that Jerri, Neleh, Rob C have been cut, and we're getting Ozzy 5.0.

bmx-tv dot net always has the streams

Thank god it's (almost) over. I'm unironically looking forward to S49 after this snoozefest of a season

ty

take is home Joe

and it was a pretty great cast too, sad it ended so boring

what is with the kamilla obsession on reddit and twitter? chick hasn't done anything all game besides ride kyle's coattails

COME ON IN GUYS

robbed queen

didn't work for me, but I found int.klcis.cc/

Do i really need to spell it out...

Brown foid. Libs are legally obligated to 'yas kaween' her

poc female strategist archetype

i want to look out for kyle and joe

based autismo

lol, they just dunking on joeva. It's joeva. Kyle won

there will be more Indians than whiteoids in US by 2040

50 seasons? wtf who is watching this crap? I've never once watched a trash reality show in my life.

reminder to bakers

IF we make it to a second or third thread: DO NOT PUT A PICTURE OF THE WINNER IN THE OP YOU STUPID RETARDED ASSHOLES

west coast doest start till 11pm EST

were you living under a rock the last 25 years

second of third thread

lmao

Has Mitch done anything?

nope

final 2

n-n-nope

For himself? No. But he's been an easy number for Eva and Joe.

LET'S FUCKING GO

No, I've never met a single person who watches this show

11pm est

Why wouldn't they just air it at the same time? Wagies can't make it home by 4 so they just push it like 5 hours?

ywn SECURE autismo's virginity

evagods reign supreme

Kamilla voted out > Eva asks to make fire and fails > Joe or Mitch win

Autism powers, ACTIVATE

Form of: Dunking on brownoids in puzzles

eva wins the advantage

eva wins immunity

eva gives it to joe

eva uses her idol on kyle

uses her power to leave tribal

I can feel the seething from r*ddit

bros, get to steppin, 5th place boot was literally spoiled in finale promo...

Promo already spoiled who won this challenge

he was my winner pick too...

jeff already on his knees just waiting to suck Joe off for record immunity win

cut to Kyle and Kamilla

boring nothing and bragging about themselves

cut to Joe or Eva

superhero music comes in

kek

Want mommy Kamilla to win

melons

massive advantage for autismo

It's Kyle or Kamilla. Can't wait to dunk on Joe truthers

I want Eva to bear my children

kids are either imbeciles or geniuses

based "go hard or go retard" anon

final 3 of joe Eva Kyle

joe and Kyle tie the jury vote

eva breaks the tie joe wins!!!

brown girl needs to make out with the autistic while i watch in the same room

which one is Eva?

Would you rather rape Joe or Kyle? If you had to pick one.

Joe can't spell or put together puzzles. This guy might have a sub 80 iq

kino end

Kamilla is gonna win this because everyone is retarded

what do you think queen kamilla will spend the $1 million grand prize on?

poor mitch

How did Kamilla avoid getting any mud on them??

Feeding Eva who came in second

why do these idiots keep letting her eat lmao

Hs Mitch won immunity ever?

work that jury kamilla

yeah this ain't BB Lol

I hope Kamilla is the Gabbler of the season where the editors did such a horrible job of showing why she won that it shocks all the Jie and Eva stans.

Im guessing Mitch will go home as the boring vote out. Also im praying that THID time Kamilla picked Eva with the intent of voting her out. Hopefully she tricks her into playing the idol on Joe.

Krokomilla

They already spoiled that Mitch is voted out next. I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder.

David was right. Vote out the puzzle people

Kyle is going to win

its a local network affiliates thing but yeah its extremely outdated. even if you have a paramount sub they block you from watching it till your time zone unless you spoof it. its bad form in 2025. maybe when skydance takes over they will modernize their sorry shit

Imagine licking those armpits

Lol asking the real questions

I wont believe til I see it because someone shared 'proof' of Boston Rob getting voted out in Redemption Island and the damn bastard won.

To be fair that was almost as predictable as Joe winning so no problem

Now this i can get into

thotting out with little leah

PE coach

wins 0 challenges

Lel

Joe didn't win immunity

Mitch goes instead

They are just giving their games to Joe huh

Did... did mitch just confuse Kyle with Cedrick?

Eva plays her idol on him

mitch

a huge threat

Top kek!

yeah I laughed at that

Foreshadowing, no one is gonna vote for Kamilla at final

Kamilla needs to bitch slap Kyle and ask him "do you want to face me in firemaking because of Joe?"

Oh my, I've never seen kamillakun in this purple too outfit

I love pooh girl

How do you NOT vote Joe out at this point?
These people are so dumb

Joe is a bad vote, Eva is safe and if he is on the jury he will 100% vote for her

i'm not concerned with joe or eva

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WUT???

they are goats

That’s the only vote she would get though. Joe is the right vote every time.

Kamilla has balls telling Mitch he's going

HE IS A GOAT. KAMILLA WILL BEAT HIM.

I want Joe to win at this point

I just want Joe vs Eva in firemaking

Mitch thinks having a stutter is a bigger deal than it actually is.

Joe's a fantastic vote here

he's been in the power position almost all game and controlled basically all votes. not voting him out after he loses immunity before firemaking will make you look like a weak/shit/dumba player to the jury. who cares if he's the sole vote for eva

Ok, that reminded me when I still rooted for Mitch

Yeah me too, just so future seasons don't make the same mistake

Any rule 34 of Kamilla?

the milk tanks are FULL

You guys are really overestimating how much people respect Joe. Especially when KK explain how they made him their bitch

Joe is a well-liked power alliance leader with dead sister sobstory and a bunch of challenge wins

"Dude, we tricked him to vote with us twice, he is the goat now!"

maybe, they are right
it's new era survivor after all

Kamilla might actually win, Joe and Eva played a boring game compared to her.

The only way this season can be redeemed is if David spergs out in final tribal questioning

Kamilla wins, I'm converting to Hinduism

Indian women are hotter than white women

Inshallah

Keep crying Bitch

Mitch :(((

Mitch only says its fine for Kamilla and Kyle to vote him out

Holy fuck she might actually win

Kamila looks really cute tonight for some reason

this is insane

Does he not have a shot in the dark?

Name a more epic survivor moment than fried chicken and waffles.

David is absolutely mogging

This is gonna be like Kaoh Rong when normalfags are stunned that Aubry lost.

JOE AND EVA ARE FUCKING MASTERMINDS HAHAHHAHA

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY GET KYLE AND KAMILLA TO KEEP JOE HERE??????? WTF

Those expire at Final 7

this show sucks

Idk why Kamilla's worried about Civa votes splitting at FTC when they're a broken group to begin with

Bitch shouldn't have made it to day 15. I'm sick of his voice.

Joe isn’t winning

queen michele had redditors pressed for months after that

I can already see it now

eva wins last immunity

takes joe with her to final 3

kyle smokes kamilla at fire making

I know Jeff has a hard on for people with disabilities and sob stories but he should at least make sure they're willing to play the game first and foremost. Mitch was a complete dud this season and just accepted being voted out like a bitch. He didn't even try to sway the vote.

Everyone on the subreddit is saying this entire first hour could've just been an email. Even they hate this season.

The only person she could have beat was Mitch and she thought he was the best player there

Why because they hate it when the comp beasts build an alliance off loyality and trust?

"i should have made a move"

kek

we're totally undercover bro!

Alright, Kyle and kamilla are retarded.

Joe wins, reveal Sai for season 50

tfw used to work with david irl and he was a pretty shitty guy who would cheat on his gf with other girls all the time including her own co workers.

why in the fuck would you tell kyle that LMAO
damn this bitch is retarded

Jeff and co are cool with it by now. They know that some percentage of every cast is going to be a dud. They knew this back in Amazon. The benefit of sob story players is that, unlike the big bombastic types who get shy on tv, you get the value out of them and get the dramatic scenes even if they just lay down and die in the game

The Papuan alliance no one saw coming

Shut the fuck up David

Kamilla betraying Kyle is so fucking funny

How do we feel about Simmotion?

are you mad because he didn't cheat with you too?

That’s probably bullshit but tell me more

Love it to this day. I call it the JT memorial challenge because I still remember watching Fishbach's face as he realized the hick was going to win the challenge. He knew:

if it's a physical challenge I'm screwed and JT is going to win

if it's a puzzle/mental I can smoke him and I'll win a million dollars

wait what the fuck are these balls

he didn't know JT had hillbilly autism

I wish I was David. He was easily my favorite player this season. Athletic handsome and intelligent. Joe fucked him by being a disloyal tard and ruined the entire gameplan.

It's the ball equalizer

looks like Kyle wins, takes Joe, Kamilla loses fire to Eva

I nut for she

idc this challenge is always based

It’s a top tier challenge no doubt

he used to work at a very popular so cal theme park, you know which one. You can probably find pics of him from ten years ago, think greek demi-god. Anyways ya he was with a girl but def was fucking around. A friend of mine who was also a coworker was showing me how he would just send dick picks randomly to other girls behind his own gfs back. Eventually it all caught up with him. Flash forward seeing him pop up again its pretty funny that he lives in a trailer in a drive way

Great for final

Mitch

Providing anything of value

I could not tell you anything he did or fun confessional he had other than repeating that he wanted to make a move since the merge.

I felt empowered by his success on survivor. If he can do it I can do. Jeff is right apply now.

how did the autistic person lose

Final 4

Kyle- all talk no action. had plenty of chances to make moves all game, never did

Kamilla- has done absolutely nothing all game and just followed Kyle. if she brings up her and Kyle had a secret duo, no one will care

Eva- Joe's lackey. Won a ton, but didn't do anything with that power

Joe- In a power alliance most of the game, controlled votes, willing to take out allies like Shauhin and David, has a sob story with his sister

Joe smokes all of them if he makes final 3. Kyle probably wins if he doesn't but it won't be a blow out because Eva could get some votes

Rip kamilla

He was tricked into voting shauheen and David by Kyle

Kamilla will destroy that white tard at fire.

If Kyle takes Joe to the end instead of putting him in fire, I will kneel to King Joe...

On both knees.

Kyle will take hm and beat him

If Kyle puts Eva in firemaking over Joe, Joe might commit a hate crime.

If Kyle wins would he be the lawyer to win? I don't recall any previous lawyer winning.

Nick

I stopped watching Survivor when it just became about race

Cook Islands was pretty boring tbf

autistic people are weak to hypnotizing noising

Didnt he try to pass a law that would've allowed incest?

he's from kentucky, it's their culture

Eva is going to get an autism attack during firemaking. This isn't fair

he's actually taking joe

It's the right thing to do to take Joe to the end.

How Joe has Kyle glazed this much I don't know he seems like such a boring motherfucker.

Kyle is going to outspeech everyone at FTC

Kamilla wins fire and smokes these bozos

This season might be *slightly* redeemed if Kamilla/Eva pull a Becky/Sundra

no one will believe this on the jury

Do not redeem!

Kamilla is Kyle's dragon, not Joe

fake drama
austimo is going to smoke poo sis in fire making

I think it makes sense. take away an opportunity for joe to impress everyone. Hope kamillla loses and then you can dunk on Joe and Eva that you made them look like fools multiple times

Think Eva will quit?

oh shit she's breaking down. please don't take her out of pity

I am so sick of that white retard. How is she a PHD candidate

everyone will vote for Joe to win just for wrangling the retard all season

As if we needed any more confirmation that Eva was never targeted just becaue she has autism. She's a grown ass woman not a child.

He's going to put himself in fire????

this is so fucking stupid

Kyle vs Kamilla in fire making would be so fucking funny. Especially if Kamilla won.

EVERYONE VOLUNTEERING TO SAVE EVA LMAOOOO

Kamilla will bury her

Kamilla will shit on her

Kyle is such a cuck lmao

I hope Eva makes it to final three just so she has another breakdown when she gets zero votes.

I'm trying to look back all season who had the "final juror edit" between Kamilla and Eva

Eva. I dont think she has had a good edit the last 3 episodes.

Honestly I expect David to vote for he because he's going to still be butthurt about Joe voting him out and Kyle arranging it to happen.

Joe fails to protect Eva and commits seppuku out of shame at FTC. You read it here first.

I think Joe is the front runner by a mile and he'll only lose if he blows the jury questions, which isn't out of the question.

Bhanu must be pissed he wasn't on this season

He'd definitely make final 5 like Mitch at the least.

Maybe it is a Kyle vs Kamilla showdown after all

So fucking sick of "you were so underestimated, how does it feel to win" every time anyone does anything on nu Survivor

David is absolutely mogging everyone

that reaction from the jury when kyle said he's taking joe

David was chiseled by the gods

who's in the Teeny's spot from last season Lmao

David should return

Evagods WE UP

Jury did not like that choice. Still confident that Joe loses though.

David and Sae for season 50

yeah kamilla wins. its joever

hopefully this time producers turn fan on for Eva

The camera keeps going to David. Everyone knows we're all here to see him. Bring him back for 50

Kamilla crying lol

cbs turned on the fan

FANS ARE ON

UH OH MELTY TIME

I hate Eva so much

QUICK TURN THE FAN OFF KAMILLA SUCKS

No Jeff. Contestants cheering on another Contestants to beat them is not Survivor

Kamilla you useless jeet

is it against the rules to block the wind with your body lol

Kyle won lol

asian women should avoid firemaking like fire desu

autism pitch incoming

God David is so hot

That was the worst, saddest, most pathetic firemaking I’ve seen on survivor

Kyle sweep

Season 50 should just be David on an island by himself.

I pray everyone said no to firemaking for Survivor 50. It really does feel rigged watching it at home.

I see you've never watched Cook Islands.

Kama-Kama-Kama-Kamilla's gooooone
She came and weeeent
She came and weeeent
Couldn't start a fire to
Save her assssss
What a dumb jeeeet
What a dumb jeeeet

fire randomly goes left

gotta love the obvious rigging in modern survivor

Kamillas only fault? telling kyle she would make him do fire before final immunity lol

Toothless is cute

Better yet, bring back the final 2.

David has to survive 25 days on an island against 12 homosexuals that want to fuck him

they realized it would take hours of rigging for Kamila to win and gave up

Can we just skip to the FTC, I don't want to see dumb, dumber, and dumbest talking about why they think they'll win this season.

Should've used jedi mind tricks to guilt Kyle into taking her. These players are pussies.

I want to colonize Kamila’s brown pussy

This feels like a coronation ep for Kyle, but i'm still sticking w/ Joe

Damn Chrissy has some BOOBAS

Are those shorts and bra the only clothes Eva owns

Does anyone remember when a fat, gay guy won Survivor's first season? Was that the beginning of the gay agenda? It seems, before that, nobody ever really pushed gaiety on us in popular culture.

she might be the smartest person here but she definitely didn't show it

no need to be so bitter, pajeeta

I dont actually have autism

Kyle is still more educated than you autism eva

WTF EVA DOESN'T HAVE AUTISM???

Eva has probably eaten the most food out of any contestant without winning the rewards

No one cares Eva.

Joe's the man

fuck I wish that was true.

I played a loyal game and never backstabbed anyone

What is with lawyers going far in Survivor every time

Incoming Joe implosion at ftc not being able to admit he backstabbed and betrayed allies

Kyle is gonna make him look like such a schmuck

eva went to college even though shes retarded? Crazy!

if this is setting up joe owning his game and winning whereas kyle doesn't and loses would be funny

Based David is going to destroy them with his questions and vote Kyle

david will decide the winner

he's the star of the season

David looks super intense Lmao

Davids blue steel face the entire tribal

If Kyle is smart, he'd call out the hypocrisy of Joe saying he played a loyal game

Please vote for Joe.

Thank for playing Eva you can stop talking the rest of the ftc you just lost the game.

i'm so sick of the kyle stories

so shes a fake autistic bitch!

Such an easy lay up question for Kyle and he just had to talk about his lame ass sob story instead of the moves he made.

Kyle playing the sob story angle instead of the Kamila duo angle

bruh

No one cares Eva

Based David not buying her shit

Gets drunk in public and thrown in jail for a few weeks

Acts like this is a rags to riches, hood overcoming story

Lmao what a fag

How the fuck did Kyle fumble that question so fucking bad. Genuinely a retard.

How the fuck did Kyle not bring up Kamilla dafuq?

SHIThin

based eva

pajeeta dragging kyle to victory

Well, one duo made final 3 and the other didn't lol

David mogging this shit season

Kyle fucking sucks at this so much that Kamilla had to set him up.

that's it, kyle??? that wasn't even that impressive of a move

david is not bitter

uhoh kylesisters...

David is such a clown

Damn it was a set up for a knock knock joke? Wtf David.

Kyle should be slam dunking on Joe right now and his answers are trash

It was between that and a racist joke for him

MARIA mention

David was doing a bit where he pretended to be very bitter for weeks

Put this dude in season 50 NOW

Subreddit thinks Kyle is winning because if Jeff's change in attitude

Based

David should win a 50k bonus and return for 50th

Eva stocks rising?

It was a nice twist but I would have preferred if he actually was bitter and dug into Joe.

the whole loyalty and honesty thing didn't even come up lmao

that ftc was fucking lame.

I think Eva gets a vote or two, but Kyle is winning with how this FTC was edited. Joe fucked up with his response to Chrossy

Looking at it, Kyle was the only one to really mention a game move. I guess that gets him the win? Very lame ending to the season because Kyle was also a shit player

This. It's why I prefer the old format. It gives jurors the platform standing up, addressing the player who's sat down.

Don't know why modern survivor is so boring and safe. Is it the sensitive fanbase in a cancel culture or what?

Looking at it, Kyle was the only one to really mention a game move.

And he didn't even bring it up first Kamilla had to interject for him.

It's Jeff. He wants a positive, family friendly show, with uplifting sob stories. He hates the villains and confrontation that made the show.

They should vote for David

It gives him PTSD from Gabon

Casting super fans was a mistake. Feels like they want to be part of rhap and do podcasts more than they want to actually win Survivor

Why the fuck would you vote Eva, Mary you dumb bitch

wow, no goose egg this season?

BASED MARY

Now they clap when jeff goes to get the votes?
modern survivor sucks!

Eva wins

no shot eva wins lmao

Cedrek votes Joe

Mary votes Eva

Holy rigged season

eva finished ahead of joe

Probst is sooo out of touch with the fanbase Lol

Who was the second Eva vote?

Eva and Joe getting any votes when Kyle should have gotten all of them speaks volumes of how bad of a player he was lmao

The only way they save this season is by bringing back David.

brings strong duo to the end

eliminates the goat

has stayed the middle till the end and made zero dangerous moves

what the hell happened to survivor?

well the only acceptable winner won. season isn’t a complete wash

asian girl is cute as fuck

haha, even eva beat joe. told y'all he wasn't winning

damn, Kamila could have won Kamilion dollars if she didn't suck at fire

new thread?

Least 49 has a pretty logo

i'm offended that the autist was a fake all along.

Eva had a surprisingly good ftc and he had a surfing bad one. Feel like Kamilla did all of the legwork for him when she got to Ponderosa

Eva can’t even hide her disgust at losing to a bipoc. You racist chud.

kyle needed kamilla to run the season and set him up for the win with an easy lowball question lol

thank god the poo didn't win
she unironically would have BTFO all 3 of them being the only one to explain her game

kamila represents survivor

modern survivor everyone

The first person to win Survivor was a gay nudist who got into legal trouble for tax fraud.

Joe for survivor 50

the person who did nothing all season would have won unanimously

wtf is modern survivor??

They didnt show it in the edit, but she probably was playing a great social game of just not making people hate her. Look at who won in Survivor South Pacific.

Yeah the first winner of survivor was based as fuck, we know

It’s all under the radar shit with “big moves” and “resumes” mattering.

Jokes on joe should’ve kept David around

The virgin Kamilla vs the Chad Richard Hatch

MILK MILK MILK

Gotta say it's kinda sad that that Star voted for Eva after the one-sided disdain all season

vs the girl who cried my disability all season? right???

its americas got talent casting
they don't even survive anymore, it's all just family tv bullshit

The resume talk is bullshit and always has been. People vote for who they like the most, and need just enough game reason to justify it.

I'm sure he's satisfied with being right and Joe being completely bamboozled and btfo.

I feel like Star was in damage control the entire time since autism reveal including the jury vote
she really didn't want to get canceled for targeting Eva early

Fried chicken and waffles it’s savoury and sweet

you forgot to mention he got almost called a rapist and sued for sexual assault in all stars. (before cancel culture btw)

well yeah
autismo actively won challenges, got people to take her on multiple rewards and destroyed kamila at fire making

and still it feels like she did nothing.

let's get to the survivor 49 teaser already

I’m new to survivor but does the jury not give a shit about challenges? I thought Joe would have won due to being in a solid alliance that controlled most votes and also secured multiple immunities to prevent the outside contestants from taking a shot at him.

I’m new to survivor but does the jury not give a shit about challenges?

They never have.

Who has been the worst winner of the new era?

and somehow kamila did even less and was going to win unanimously lmao

modern survivor don't have the jury bicker with the final 3 and they will smile and laugh as they tell their stories

what happened to the survival and the grit of the show?

yes.

imagine if Corrine made her comments about sugar crying over her dead dad nowadays.

first juror

casts a single vote for Joe and doesn't convince anyone else

this nigga can't do anything right

Gabler?

I feel like it's all just for show and there's a lot more bitterness behind the scenes just based on exit interviews and social media drama.

best to worst imo

Dee

Rachel

Yam Yam

Kenzie

Gabler

Maryanne

Erika

Not sure where I'd put Kyle yet

I think Erika played a better game than we were shown.

imagine this in the current climate
youtube.com/watch?v=b-5B4Wu4ZxU

lmao, no one is saying "Mitch can really play the game" Jeff.

I agree with most but I think Rachel had a really lucky path to the win and should be lower

Nah it's

Dee

Maryanne

Gablet

Yam Yam

Kenzie

Erika

Rachel

They started casting more and more superfans who only care about "big moves" and backstabbing allies and such, so around late 20s-early 30s seasons is when the comp beasts stopped having a chance to win. Or comps can help you win as long as you were doing other things too.
Joe might have had a chance if he could have articulated his moves better at the end

Kyle played nearly as good as Dee but the season wasn’t as good. Second best winner of the new era for me

Rizzgod

Shipwreck theme is BASED

season 49 is the waiting room for 50
like 39 was for 40

she can suck on deez nuts

BRING DAVID BACK

That was one thing I noticed. Everyone just seemed happy to be there and the million dollars seemed like an afterthought to most of them. It would makes sense if the pool is survivor fans and not “blue collar guy who needs the money”.

Kelly lost. Colby lost. Being a comp beast has never been enough.

49 wishes they had someone as based as Dan "Hand of God" Spilo on

I really hate the concern w/ public image but I guess I get it in this day and age

can't wait to watch him and sue hawk on 50 <3

Season 50 rumored cast
What do we think?

No way in hell there will be that many new era players.

female cast is OK
male cast is atrocious

BRING. HIM. BACK!!

Christian and Andy together would be something

I guess looking back Probst heavily hinted the outcome when he said this was the season of duos

please delete ozzy

what a dud of a season. Easily bottom three new era seasons for me.

hes the last dying breed of survivor representation

Rooting for Q

Both of those players only lost by one vote though
Wiggles lost to Hatch because of Sue hating her for voting her out over Hatch and Colby lost to one of the best social players on top of that season didn't want to reward another Hatch, not that Colby was like him but that it helped Tina snag one more vote than him

Season Idea:
Survivor 50: Ozzy vs the World

Ozzy
Coach
Yul
Penner
Cochran
Tai
James
Billy Garcia
Brad
Jim

Parvati
Sundra
Cirie
Amanda
Sophie
Semhar
Stacey
Sandra
Andrea
Sarah

is rhap man too scared to play again?

rumour is he got cut. I hope it's not true

production probably is hesitant of casting him since he knows literally every single returning player

having a confessional while a girl pissing in the woods

old school survivor was unbeatable

Thank god the season is over. The editing this season was over the top and cringe

hes kind of an easy target, its better playing being unknown than known

Feeds when

Where’s /ourguy/ Bhanu

The women are stacked for me

Cirie

Amanda

Angelina

Chrissy

Emily

Genevieve

For the guys, I only like Q and Andy. Maybe Christian.
They need to sub out someone like Ozzy for Rob C though

I think Joe would’ve beaten Kyle if he admitted he had used Eva as a shield instead of going on that he’s just a good wholesome guy

Is it just my imagination or did Kamilla totally have the hots for Kyle?

WHERE'S DEE???

that mud on eva's teeth

Where are Xander and that jovial hick from Hawaii? Viewers don’t care about some losers from 15 seasons ago

how you gonna bring back billy w/o candice

kamila and eva look like they actually gained weight