Is this the only reason to watch Star Wars movies?

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Is this the only reason to watch Star Wars movies?

Padmé Amidala often wore white or light-colored clothing in Star Wars, which raises questions about how she might manage menstruation.

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Damn, how did Anakin keep up?

It's kinda like this

Bold of you to assume the humans in the Star Wars galaxy menstruate

she was on her period in BDSM dress date scene

menstruation is not a natural state and you are not supposed to menstruate more than few times in your life. Pregnant, breastfeeding and old women don't menstruate. Your body is designed to work in one of these states and gets visibly sick if you don't conceive in time.

Don't women menstruate every time there's a full moon?

My Queen.

menstruation is not a natural state

Stopped reading there. You are a terminally online retard.

think about it next time you swallow a blister worth of ibuprofen and drotaverine just to sit straight, roastie.

I have no idea what you are trying to say. I do know that you are a retard who failed 6th grade biology class.

woman's body prepares to get pregnant

she fucks up and doesn't get dick in time

all the preparation is wasted and we egg gets too old to be useful

the body have to forcibly remove it along with some wall lining material

woman bleeds like a slaughtered pig, looses tons of nutrients, feels sick as hell, creates huge mess and biohazard for everyone around to the point where some societies developed a ritual to deem them unclean and isolate for a week each time it happens

her body starts to prepare to get pregnant again

It's basic biology

I agree, we should mandate that 12 year old girls be pregnant

Not film.

"There's no underwear in space" - George Lucas

The only reason people even remember this character is because Portman is hot. She's a useless bunch of nothing, Leia BTFO's her so hard it's insane

Did he really say this?

Women used to get first periods at 17-19 because of lower calorie intake. Look at this girl - she has 7 kids after 16 years of marriage. That's two or three years between births. Nine months of pregnancy plus two years of breastfeeding means that she had less than ten periods since high school. I doubt she remembers how to use tampons. She will probably continue until her early menopause.
You think that's extreme? Check your family tree, all your great-great-grandmothers were the same.

Siblings prove that it's not so much genes as it is the combination of them. The number of girls I've dated with a sister close in age who looks like a funhouse version of my girlfriend is crazy. All the same parts are there, they're clearly visibly related, and yet one got the good hot combo and the other got fucking jigsawed.

Women used to get first periods at 17-19 because of lower calorie intake.

Ok, now the average age is 12.5. So you think 12.5 year olds (sometimes as young as 8) should be having children?

NTA but no. No sane person does

Are you a pedo? They should wait until the marriage or being in stable relationship. 16 years old are perfectly capable to get drunk at weekend without killing themselves, yet we don't let them drink until legal boundary age. It's like teenage acne or baby burbs - sucks when you're a kid but stops as soon as you get old enough.

menstruation is not a natural state

it’s ok if you’re a teen tho

Absolute retard

modern life makes your body act weird because it evolved in different environment

Next you will tell me it's completely fine to get obese because sugar is no longer a luxury