Looks like kino is back on the menu.
Looks like kino is back on the menu
There needs to be a word for something that is simultaneously so retarded it has to be bullshit, yet exists in a world so retarded it's probably real.
CHICKEN TOILET
HITLER'S LANGUAGE
Poe's law
Dubs of truth, this movie will make billions
Alphas and zoomers, with extra help from millenials, have finally turned our world into a cartoon.
Is it just a toilet joke or is there some poop?
It's about some goofy ahh head from ohio inside a toilet singing
They will include a mixed race-bipoc-mulatto-muttstizo mc, representing the consumer base of this show.
I don't even follow that thing anymore. Should have ended a while ago.
Skibidi Toilet was a christian series all along
holy based!
The show is about the Camera Aryans fighting against low IQ toilet hordes
Yeah, it felt like it was getting close to the end when he suddenly added the astro toilet faction.
It still has its moments though, even if sometimes feels like it's dragging.
Also unfortunately he keeps adding dialogue when one of the main appeals of the series is the lack of it.
Not a Zoomer, not a Bay fan, but I'm totally okay with this. People who said the Bay Transformers movies were like a kid smashing his toys together, that's exactly what Skibidi Toilet turned into, in the best possible way, so count me in.
Might have been just a stupid meme originally, I get it, but I appreciated the surreal creepy direction it went, and now it's an epic scale non-stop warfest between giant robots and shit.
Latest episode if you didn't watch beyond the original meme or haven't kept up with it:
youtube.com
Will probably be watching if the trailers manage to keep the same vibe. There's some actual creativity in there beyond what superficially seems simplistic. Just in terms of atmosphere it still went better than expected compared to any Hollywood slop I've seen lately.
There's lore.
My coworker said she plays roblox, so I tried it. The first level was shooting toilets
uninstalled
I see the marketing team is already working
Fuck off faggot. Go watch the Minecraft movie and don't forget to jump up and throw popcorn when the chicken jokey shows up. Maybe you'll want to watch Mario again or some Disney Star Wars.
This is at least something original, organic, and has potential to be genuine fun rather than just more muh IP content. I don't care what you and your faggy Plebbit 'movie critic' fans think.
If you can't see some kind of kino film in there somewhere, you are truly soulless.
Michael Bay
inb4 no cameraman POV
inb4 it's about following some shitty humans
inb4 Shia
inb4 retarded plot
inb4 shameless product placement
inb4 shitty non-stop quips
If you still work in a theater you might as well quit now.
kino film
What did he mean by this?
Basically last decade's annoying orange.
They saw the zoomer Minecraft money and want more.
he meant that anyone who uses kino as an adjective is a retard, using himself as an example
alright which one of you fags posted this to rsp
hey, at least Dafuq hasn't trooned out.... as far as we know
>Michael Bay
Yeah I get it, but I wouldn't want Spielberg or Ron Howard for this either. The biggest danger is Hollywoodization, and Bay could make it shit, but honestly I can think of worse choices to match with this.
>inb4 no cameraman POV
I hear ya, but if somehow they could shoot it in long shots like the movie 1917 or even just War of the Worlds man on the ground shit, it could be truly epic. Not expecting that, but hoping of some of it. Actual WotWs movies were kinda annoying from that POV but could really work for this.
>inb4 it's about following some shitty humans
Yeah, although this could tolerate some of that more than Transformers, too much is definitely a great way to ruin it.
>inb4 Shia
Agree. We'll know a lot from the cast, whether it's going to be fucked.
>inb4 retarded plot
Yeah, doesn't need one. Doesn't need a car chase, or a romance plot, or any of that other stupid Hollywood shit.
>inb4 shameless product placement
It is possible to do that shit in an inoffensive way, but yeah, will more easily stand out in this and break the atmosphere.
>inb4 shitty non-stop quips
This. I'd prefer to see something without any dialogue, and just alienesq babbling, but not realistically expecting that. Just hoping they find a way to not totally fuck it up with the dialogue.
Thought the other anons were joking about lore and dialogue and whatnot
What the fuck? Is this the Zoomer Red Vs. Blue?
They can't, humans are extinct in the story. The only humans left are the heads in the toilet, and they are the bad guys.
The "good guys" have camera's for heads, and are robots.
No, that's SMG4. The guy behind that went on to make an animation studio, just like Rooster Teeth.
Never heard of it.
SMG4 doesn't resemble RvB at all
It started off as a shitpost Mario series and degenerated into nonsensical tranny garbage midway through
inb4 racist anti-black propaganda
is it gonna be another minecraft?
degenerated into nonsensical tranny garbage midway through
Just like RVB
Wojak movie when?
Potentially. There's an unknown % of people who can't wait to be a part of the next "big thing" audience reaction.
theaters will have to have to pay their employees to stand and watch the movies as they air, in the walkway, a cheaper "usher" deterrent
it will have to be even worse than just popcorn, a tiktok genius will come up with a fountain soda/candy concoction that sticks really hard to carpet and metal
At least his pepe-popo jokes would be quite relevant.
When Dafuqboom faggot uploads parts he does it without translation or understandable dialogue (mostly) and it's way better that way, but then when full episode is compiled it has a translation of what they are saying:
youtu.be
It's better not knowing most of the time:
youtu.be
Back to War of the Worlds comparison, it's kind of annoying in that film because you don't really know what the fuck is going on and it reduces the war to one man's tiny POV. Which is cool when they look up and see big Martian machines destroying shit, but can easily suck and be kind of annoying when they are doing human level character and survival shit that doesn't matter. Fuck Tom Cruise 'muh acting' and his gay kids, I want to see the big alien robots. Faggots should be there more to react to crazy shit, rather than be the story. Godzilla Minus One did it well because the human story was okay and integrated with the human reacting to the giant kaiju part also. Otherwise you just need some Nip standing on a street yelling, "Horee shit Godzirra!", before getting stomped. Basically serving this function:
youtu.be
A movie of Skibidi Toilet needs plenty of titan level shit for the same reason as WotW, but the part you shouldn't know - the Fog of War - should be what they are saying to each other - and you should only get it through visuals. Especially since it's a little more obvious what's going on, who is fighting who, how shit is going, etc.
I'm hoping none of you itt is older than 22
why?