He was right about everything

Correct.

How did a drunken man make thousands seethe?

Mr. Plinkett's Phantom Menace review is much more entertaining than The Phantom Menace.

The answer is yes btw

Prequel tards don't even understand the plot of the films they defend.

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Piss off

I bet Mike feels so fucking smug about Smiling Friends getting referenced by The Simpsons. As if he had a big role in its success. FUCK him.

i'm sure they are well aware, and they are doing pretty well for themselves.

Only pic related will disagree.

dunno how people still pretend these hacks have any merit to them after this

I, SISSYcas, JOBBER of the film industry, humbly kneel to:

CHADklasa-sama, my master, who mindraped me into selling Star Wars to white slavers

Iger-sama, my one true love and other master

Cameron-sama, who’s box office I will never surpass

Coppola-sama, who I will never have more Oscars than

Kennedy-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Spielberg-sama, whose incomparabily forceful punches crushed my ass-womb like I was Heather O'Rourke

Abram’s-sama, who abandoned my ideas for the sequel trilogy like a used condom (EVEN THOUGH Iger-sama promised that he would listen to my ideas)

Johnson-sama, who’s movie was so bad that it utterly raped the Star Wars franchise to the point of irrelevance

Filoni-sama, who molested the EU with his wolf cock

He was wrong about Jar Jar Abrams being a good director for Star Wars. And it's not just about the poor quality of Disney's scripts, because Star Trek 2009 was also a mess even purely from directorial/editing perspective.

There's a hidden clue in mr plinkets appearance. Tell me when you found it.

Imagine being such a Dunning Kruger hack

I see you have watched Rick Worley as well. I have to admit, he burns RLM and other idiots like that pretty badly. But I think Worley then goes too far into the opposite direction himself and just blindly praises everything George Lucus did. I found his main argument in this regard to be very weird: He basically claims that all of Star Wars - in its scenes and lines - is cobbled together from stuff stolen from older movies. This is somehow a very poetic act of "quoting" these works and immediately makes any quoted scene a masterpiece, no matter how shit it is in context (like the ridiculous Padme snake assasination attempt).

how to watch Star Wars, part one

Lol

Nah. Definitely smarter than an RLM fag.

Imagine thinking those Plinkett reviews were actually good. Holy shit you would have to be really retarded.

I mean they do make genuine points even if they get some things wrong. For everything the reviews get wrong theres like 2 things it criticizes that are legitimate. The prequels aren't good movies, they've been lambasted for decades for a reason. Only ROTS was competent enough to be mostly enjoyed but it's still weaker than ROTJ

Star Wars (1977) theatrical releases are the only real star wars everything else is basically trannyism except maybe ESB theatrical releases (ROTJ at a push)

Rick Worley is openly gay and lives in San Francisco. In February 2013, Worley co-curated with Justin Hall the San Francisco art exhibit "Batman on Robin", featuring works exploring the theme of homoeroticism between Batman and Robin.

He also defended Jewish pedophile Woody Allen

On the other hand he has made a (now deleted) video where he defended JK Rowling and argued that trannies are dangerous. That's extremely based and in my opinion balances out him beeing gay.

right about everything

going out of business

Choose one.

RLM is dying and there is nothing you can do about it. Mike is almost 60 for fuck sake lol

>going out of business

whose demented headcanon is this?

Terfs are still retarded my dude even if they are right about trannies

Imagine cuddling up to Mike and gently exploring the contours of his fat rolls as you caress him with your hands

The fact that RLM made a shitpost movie has no bearing on the Plinkett Reviews being correct and the Prequels sucking.

Bad parodies don't buffer overflow into being good, they're just bad.

OK? Nice opinion, I guess, but who cares? The Prequels still suck and the Plinkett Reviews are full of salient points.

but enough about George Lucas

Are you attempting to imply Lucas has ANY talent at all? He is the most perfect example of a real life Forest Gump bumblefucking his way into success.
*goes to film school as many do
*happens to meet connected hollywood kike
*connection gets him greenlit on a terrible script by a big studio
*asks for more special effects, studio money allows this to happen based on the work of others
*gets John Williams because of kike connection
*studio and everyone on set has to argue with the faggot about how shitty his dialogue and “vision” is
*they fix it for him
*wife fixes his fucking mess of a shoot
*by some miracle by god or satan, it is a hit
*faggot retard Lucas gets all credit, and money
*overwhelmed by shooting first movie, has everyone else do the next two for him
*the next two are hits
*he still somehow gets credit
*gets all the cash too
*fat faggot retard lets the years go by, and believes his own legend
*makes three terrible movies
*by some even more miraculous miracle, a generation of faggots are born at the same time, and adopt his festering shit heap as some beloved childhood nostalgia to guard until death
*sells to disney for even more money
*has never contributed anything to the process that didn’t make it worse
*still loved by retards
Forest George Lucas Gump, god fucking damn’t I hope he has a painful death

wife fixes his fucking mess of a shoot

Immediately discredited your entire retarded post right here.

Imagine Mike in ten years still on yt reviewing mainstream slop for consoomer retards, he'll probably still make nerd crew videos with his cap on sideways pretending he isnt exactly the same as the rest. Fucking pathetic.

this much fucking seethe

Lucas is successful and is given credit BY HIS PEERS. If he was a fake in any way then we'd never hear about from his fellow filmmakers.

Imagine George Lucas in five years.
He'll still be hated, but he'll also be dead and in the ground.

ah yes Hollywood, that bastion of meritocracy

Look at this fucking schizo, lmao.
Look at him! Bup-bup-Boooohp!

Is that ian miles chong?

More like he'll go down as one of the most influential and important artists of our time. You'll still be seething and sucking off your e-daddy though.

RLM clears like $100,000 a month to just sit down and talk about movies for an hour every two weeks with his friends

Right or wrong, he's living a life I wish I could, I can't hate on that.

Man there really is some sort of fever going on with the rerelease, isn't there? You've got half the catalogue as Star Wars at any given time. Guess it's also a slow season for new shit