Why do you guys never talk about the biggest comedian of today?
Why do you guys never talk about the biggest comedian of today?
*gets triggered by mark normand farting*
hes perfect for Anon Babble because he is as boring as the typical poster here, except for he is married and has a wife.
I like him hes a refreshing change from the coastal comedians. He makes jokes about McDonalds and Dairy Queen continuing the tradition of mundane observational comedy.
His vibe is so different from all the New York, Massachusetts, California comedians.
Kind of how Theo von is so out of the mold compared to them.
i like when he talks about Seinfeld and the best episodes but his standup is just ok to me
We make Nick Mullen and Cumtown threads all the time.
One of the most untalented and unfunniest comedians out there currently.
Got famous because of Netflix and because poor retards love to go to an arena to watch "one of them (a hundred millionaire)" on stage telling it how it is.
What is the stance here on Are you garbage? Foley is a compulsive liar which is pretty funny then it becomes sad
This dude completely changed his look
holy shit i never seen this dude before but he looks like a persian rug salesman in OP pic, and a milk toast rancher in this one.
what?
I’ll watch this guy for an hour and laugh but then I won’t remember a single joke.
People love compulsive liars here for some reason
A retard earlier in this thread praised Theo von.
Chris distefano is another one of those idiots who just starts telling a story without knowing where it ends adding "this totally happened by the way" at the beginning or end
His bulging bug eyes are very distinct. Looks like the same guy to me. You might have facial blindness
I do not know who this is.
He sells out arenas. Has been doing that for at years at this point. Don't ask me how. And he has at least $100m in the bank.
He also has a lot of "jokes" with 0 punch lines.
The comedy scene nowadays is very odd.
Hes bigger than Louis CK was at his prime.
Mark Normand has 3 very distinct stories about losing his virginity. I seriously doubt that he ever had a tranny butler at this point. His parents are both lawyers and rich and he pretends that he has been poor his whole life for some reason. He does comedy solely to steal as much money from his fans as possible and to rape women.
I remember when Jim Gaffigan said "Hooooottt Pockeeeeettt" and audiences roared in laughter as they shat themselves. Bargatze feels very similar to me, maybe even less charismatic (incredibly)
why the fuck would it matter if a comedian's stories are true or not
But what's his name? I want to look him up on youtube.
Gaffigan is another one of those "comedians" who just says something without a punchline and the audience will just laugh, because it has the cadence of a joke, but nothing funny was said at any point of the show.
Incredible
I really hate that
AAHHH
thing stand-up comedians do because they can't just stop talking and let some silence hang without filling it with that annoying outburst.
A bunch of Chris' jokes hinge on them being real, he heavily emphasizes that, ask him why he thinks that it's so important to him. Even though they're clearly fake, same with Theo and Von.
Jerry Seinfeld
I don't like him very much
Make the joke funny instead of talking about how real it is then.
Nate Bargatze
buddy the third post in the thread has a link to a youtube video with his name in the title; alternatively click the arrow on the text line of the OP to image search > google.
lurk 2 more months and never ask something this retarded again.
wanna bet you said uhm or "like" during your powerpoint presentations all the time?
can you show me a picture of that tranny, mark?
mark:yikes, erm, no, he got killed like so many other trannies back in the day, he wanted to fuck a guy and pretended to be a woman, the other guy freaked out after seeing the dick and killed the tranny
how's this related? He worked in your home almost every day and you got 0 pics of him because he died, what? And how is any of this funny?
inb4 retards pretend that Mark's punchline to the joke is how his tranny maid died
He rarely talks about how his tranny and thinks it's sad that his totally real tranny died.
didn't you mention that he was a giant black dude with huge muscles with a wig and a dress and everyone always instantly saw that he's a man
mark:well, erm, shut the fuck up or I'll rape you!
nta it's not that hard not say those filler words, retard.
Shane Gillis is the master of doing that or just laughing at his own jokes.
It's not about filler words in general. It's that very specific way that a comedian gives a punchline and immediately shouts
AAHHH
or
UUMMM
so quickly they almost cut off the last syllable in order to do it, instead of just ending the sentence.
ive been listening to his tuesday w/ stories pod regularly at work and only ever heard the mardi gras virginity story. from the first ep until ~460. what are the other two distinct stories anon? you wouldn't also be lying, would you?
clean christian comedy told by effeminate accent southern
GAY
Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan were clean but still funny (moreso Regan. Gaffigan's shtick got tiresome after a while)
he used to look like Subway Jared
seems like he aged rapidy in 10 years but its more he lost weight (the chubbier face kept him looking more youthful) and then his hair went all grey
youtube.com
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
muh America invented Imperial measurements and Europe always used metric since the beginning of time
Metric wasn't even invented until after America gained independence and it didn't become standard in Europe until long after that.
muh America called the wrong sport football
Association football was called "soccer" when it was originally brought over to America, and when gridiron football became more popular it became the default game called "football." Then the world turned around and changed the name of "soccer" to "football," but it was too late for America because we already had another game called football.
I really fucking hate these memes. The only thing America is guilty of is refusing to change because it's such an independent powerhouse that it doesn't need to. We stuck with the original shit and it's not our fault everyone else decided to change it all out from under us. Fuck you, stop acting like we made this shit up out of spite or whatever.
its just a skit
I didn't understand the jokes
lol bro autism
He's talking about a vision he had of our time, not of how things would look in 1790.
So? Is Cruise actually a superhuman superspy slash assassin? Maybe. But that's besides the point. If it's funny, laugh. Incel.
tfw im just watching the slightest hint of alternative snood smiling in the background