Hits the wall

hits the wall

the wall collapses

turns into Prince William

ORNELLA, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

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I no longer confuse him with Seth Rogen

He can try as hard as he wants, the general problem he has is that his face is ugly. The fat actually hid that pretty well.

those who walk away from Ornella

I wonder when fat people who use Ozempic start dying. Shit can't be healthy.

He's not ugly, just below average.
The real problem is his personality, because even ugly chads exist.

he looks like he has a cancer

ON N-

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How can the guy who was known for playing the silly fatass in comedies be so insecure?

He could totally star in a biopic about Chris Elliot.

The real problem is he doenst have a personality.
He was the funny fat guy and when he stopped being that he discovered that he wasnt in a fact a skater, or a surfer, or a thespian, or any of the other personalities he tried out.

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What would it be called?

cope ozempic literally has no downside except being expensive (if you're poor)

looks like the roids wore off.

I think that remains to be seen. I hope you got your boosters tubby

Dude not being able to enjoy food is the biggest down side of all down sides ever.

aren't comedians mostly depressives or something?

well ladies now that we have had the 3 phases of Jonah. which one was most fuckable
Fat Retard
Crack Head
or Roid Boy?

Ozempic can make you go blind

ozempic being expensive

Semaglutide is eztremely cheap to produce. Some pharmaceutical company is making billions out of you lazy lardasses.

My concern, in addition to it just being a band-aid over bad lifestyle choices, is that it’s essentially a forever drug much like statins: once you’re on it you can never really get off or the rebound might kill you

why didnt he take the ethan suplee route?
jewish neuroticism?

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He Looks better obese, just looks freakish here.

Being someone who is trying out new things is a personality. The hobbies themselves aren't the personalities.

thats not really the wall
thats a male who gave up

He looked better before

Does he still have the skin?

He once reached an all-time low of 9% body fat, but put some of the weight back on upon realizing that his weight had been a past source of acting opportunities.

Be funny fat guy

Finally get your life sorted and have solid income etc

fix your life

everyone stops wanting you around

many such cases

not him but its not supposed to be a longterm drug i believe, but people are using it that way now because they aren't learning to keep the weight off, just getting it off once which is where the problem lies, i think bodybuilders have been using similar drugs for a while to cut down weight so its probably mostly safe. i think there are more drugs in this category and ozempic is one of the less powerful ones.

You just know left has a ton of interesting storys and anecdotes about hollywood and the only thing that right wants to talk about is how much protein is in his milkshakes.

dyel cope, left is depressed with multiple health issues and only wants to eat food all day

And you just know anon is a little pussy bitch who can’t lift a 15 lbs dumbbell without whimpering

I know that would trigger some people so I kind of regret deleting the second half: I dont begrudge him getting fit or whatever it just seems like he went overboard looking at his shirt and complete personality revamp.

If you're gonna start talking shit about always having to go 100% in no matter what you do bruh gotta give it your all or whatever at least have the decency to turn it into a burn local meme.

no downside

DIE FIRST THEN QUIT

biker beard

"GPT, generate a guy with a manosphere podcast sponsored by Manscaped"

It literally shrinks your heart

yes, theres a reason hes wearing a shirt

i wonder if in 20 years there will be a wave of heart attack in the current 30 something hollywood people demographic

He's a good actor, I don't know why his new physique can't get him any good roles. He looks great

Lifelong fatties who finally started fixing their shit late into life are the most insufferable. You didn't magically become healthy after dropping 100 lbs of fat and gaining muscle. Those decades of health damage are not gonna disappear and your life expectancy will remain shortened. You can't help but melt down when this is pointed out because not being obese is your only source of pride - something normal people have done effortlessly all their lives. You still missed out on life in your younger years due to being a lardass. Lashing out is not a substitute for true life fulfillment and confidence. You will always be mad as fuck because you don't know anything else.

Shaving his beard instead of shaving his head would be a massive improvement for him, even with his ugly face.

who is "you" here? because i've never been fat in my life and ethan suplee was a successful actor when he was a fat fuck and he seems like an upbeat and positive guy now.
are you talking about yourself?

They're actually the same person anon

Watch him gain it all back in a month

props to this guy for doing this in the pre-ozempic era

Jealousy doesn't look good on you, anon

You didn't magically become healthy after dropping 100 lbs of fat and gaining muscle.

lmao you're just fat as shit and trying to justify not doing anything to fix yourself aren't you?

people seethe at a good physique like nothing else

Fucks up your kidneys

Unironically looked better fat. He looks like a jewish ghoul now.

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It's modern fitness psychology. Everything surrounding it is geared towards making people hopeful and jubilant to start something then confused, upset, despairing when it doesn't work. All to feed them into the pipeline of buying more supplements, pills, powders, workout regimes, subscribing to influencers, etc. They don't want anyone to know how to actually achieve the results. So when people see others get it to work, unlike themselves, they get really angry.

deep down everybody knows it all comes down to moving more and eating less, everybody knows what fat is making you fat and ugly, they just fail to drop it. even the retards who buy into supplement of the month being the key to everything.

wish they made a "my name is earl" sequel movie to see if he can still embody randy's retarded fat ass while looking like this

It's like if a third of society were meth heads and coped by saying "you don't actually need all your teeth dude"

no its a symptom of ADHD called hyperfixation
then comes another symptom called burnout