Sophie Turner getting ripped for her role as Lara Croft

Too bad she has NO TITS

What’s with all the weird little prison tats? Surely she has enough money to get something tasteful

ugh, skinny muscles. Lame. Give me a BUFF girl, not some shredded girl.

Is this natty?

they're like cattle brands to show who owned her.

Daydrinking while flexing is a weird choice.

aww cute she has an x-men tattoo

This whore divorced her husband, who she has children with, because she wanted to party. I believe he has full custody.
They canceled the live action Lara Croft already.

They canceled the live action Lara Croft already.

No

cant act

looks nothing like lara

She was a beard. All the Jonas bros are huge faggots

looks good for someone with kids

I expected this thread to be full of complaining retards but that's actually really good. Of course you will keep complaining that women don't work out for their roles like dumb chuds.

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So who did she suck dick for it?

hot young women, not used up roastoids

Shansha....

they work out - it's bad

they don't work out - it's bad

they have kids - it's bad

they don't have kids - it's bad

do you see how you come off ?

Is it mandatory by law now for all white girls to get shitty little tattoos?

Show got cancelled, nigga.
WTF you are talking about...

That was the other show that got cancelled

Why do you faggots come here?

tits status?

Idk, they fired the executive who was spearheading the show and put the project on the back burner, looking to just run out their contract with the showrunner they hired (Phoebe Waller Bridge) after she didn't produce any results after being paid twice, 20 million dollar sums.

Unfortunately, I don't think anybody cared to tell Ol' Sophie here and she's getting shredded for nothin'! Hhahaha! Her career is riding on this too. Oops.

if they're hot and young, they should work out and not coast on their natural looks
if they work out, it's to compensate for being old, because they can't coast on that youthful look/skin
if they have kids, it's bad IF they're not married or divorced
if they don't have kids it's bad IF they are focusing on career and partying instead of searching for a husband who they will SUBMIT to

Based

shut the FUCK up, pathetic excuse of "men"

Could it be for her returning to Marvel?

thats fishtank payton

Yeah. If only it were for a character who is actually supposed to be ripped you dumb fuck.

You would never say that to my face.

shitty doodle tattoos

God I hate millennials and zoomers so fucking much.

Ha, she never worked out before, when she was Jean Grey for what, 2-3 films. I doubt she's gonna get ripped just for a cameo.

based

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joe jonas was obviously gay

Lately I’ve been into women’s pits and just flexing in general. There is a girl I watch on a cam site that does it a lot so maybe it’s a normal thing?

Wanna fuck that pit.

pitmind

pointing out that fashion trends exist is not impressive to anyone lil chuddie

having a kid and being tied down really broke this bitches mind

just admit you want to jerk off to dudes, it would be honest at least

also too bad she looks like some random slag you'd see passed out in an alley in a pile of puke and half-chewed kebab with her panties around her ankles and a small rivulet of piss leaking out of her

It's not normal. But it's also way more normal than feet, if you think about it.

I like feet even more

what differentiates you from a redditor?

submit to the authority of a man and have kids.

nothing. I use reddit. it's just a website. it's not that deep my dude. normal people don't obsessively seethe about websites like this. get a grip.

Sluts are always showing off their pits. I don't think most men single them out or would articulate why it's attractive like someone who knows they're a pitfag, but I imagine most of them can see the appeal.

HAHA WOW but what if she used those muscles to kick you in the balls haha that would be so terrible hahahaha!

"normal" people snigger to themselves when you walk past

hahaha

they smell (and that's a good thing)

or what if she used those muscles to violently and forcefully sodomize you with a big thick phallic object against your will while you begged her to stop?

lol XD

looks good besides the shit tattoos, i thought she got fat

But you are seething about this website.

I NEED TO FUCKING DIE

What's with all these unusual castings for beloved characters. Isn't Lara supposed to be thick and tan, and a bit racially ambiguous?

God I want to put things in Maisie’s butt.

Where are her tits?

People entirely overestimate how hard it is to lose weight.

I said nothing about Anon Babble. making fun of you is not commentary on Anon Babble. you are not the CEO of this site.

*yoink*
Mine now!

I'll admit my Sophie folder is a little dated. It's like she dropped off the face of Earf for some reason and now she's back! Rising from the ashes like a Phoenix!

Someone call security! This redditor is making a scene!

Is that a g-

i'm not saying it's hard but most people don't bother even trying, i now just assume women will only ever increase in mass

very saggy, somewhat depressing; but she can get it

God I want Sophie to put things in my butt

She was terrible in GoT. Not going to bother watching. Alicia Vikander was the only good Lara Croft

her topless pics are online and I must say, she's a really classy babe. getting naked in public and smoking blunts by the pool with your pierced tits and mini tattoos - how did Joe Jonas get so lucky, I wonder?

Alicia Vikander was the only good Lara Croft

Bahahahhaa!!! No.

I'd rather see Maisie The Troll as Lara than Alicia Shitander.

SEXOOOOOOOOO

le ugly tattoos are normal, you're a weirdo loser for saying ugly permanent body marks are ugly

You must have an awesome social life with cool normal friends.

You have shit taste. No surprise from a GoT fanboy.

they got divorced last year

her topless pics are online

Bullshit.

based and blade pilled

your name sanjay or rajneesh?

Turner is also set to star in an upcoming Tomb Raider Amazon series as Lara Croft.

Insane. Sophie is very skinny and flat and looks more like a guy than a buff girl like peak Hillary Duff who was both curvy and muscular.

t. maisie

Gimme dat booty gurl.

i look like that but i am a 40 year old man.
who has it worse? me or her?

You're still pushing this narrative? Check this out, homey

Hillary Duff who was both curvy and muscular

and has fake tits, but waifufags won't ever admit that even if they know it's true

Says the obviously brown retard that likes a brown "woman" with the body of a 12 year old boy. I'm not the guy you were replying to either you brown fucking homo.

Duffer is too thick for the role.

i love flat girls but casting them as lara croft is some real satanic shit

hi jeet

This anon might let you smash.

fighting another man's battles for him

Fag with no daddy behavior.

Thanks for the backup, lol. Who the fuck are these anons?

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are they still friends ?

about to vomit from the queef smell

no boobs

lara craft

I miss him

she deleted this and uploaded one where she just looks skinny and nothing like this

she did fucks with moner mercer? gross

Seething samefaggot that literally wants to fuck little boys.

shut the fuck up, indian. ok?

post it

no, you're a weirdo for being an obnoxious incel who hates everything that's popular and thinks he's some fringe counter-culture individualist for wearing sketchers and black t shirts.

infertile

r/oddlyspecific

Oi where are my 'Ollywood roles innit

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bit of the ole in n out innit

that likes a brown "woman" with the body of a 12 year old boy.

Says the retard that wants Maisie or no tits Sophie with a horrid receding hairline.

Friends no more, I'm afraid.

Maybe a year ago?, Sophie did some bullshit spread/interview for like Vanity Fair or some vogue mag, and they brought back costars from GOT to pose along side her (Maisie being one of them). It didn't even land on Anon Babble's radar.

Why? Because "Mophie" didn't even promote it themselves. Like, "Hey remember us?! How about J.O.B.?".
There's bad blood there and I suspect it's because Sophie is a part of Taylor Swift's Posse.

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taytay hates mexicans? why are the left so disingenuous?

Says the retard that wants Maisie or no tits Sophie with a horrid receding hairline.

When did I say that? Please show me. Even if I did say that, which I didn't, you still want and ENJOYED a brown "woman" WITH EVEN SMALLER TITS THAN SOPHIE YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID as Lara Croft. Seriously, are you fucking stupid or trolling?

Only gay kids know this much about bullshit gossip.

id eat that ass from the back

hmm you seem to know a lot about reddit

reddit space

Auto lose.

See and suckstart a shotgun Pablo Goldbergstein age 16 from Guatemala. Absolute retarded fucking newnigger FAGGOT.

come on Hollywood, you know what to do

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Now THAT is a woman and she would be great as Lara.

Also she owes me sex.

Maisie is NOT Mexican, lol. Where do you guys come up with this shit? She's clearly Latinx.

Her job is to have big tits, not get Ozempic'd out

Im surprised she is getting ripped after being a mom

These kinda go hand in hand. Was Sophie ever really "fat"?
Post birth? Puberty? After a pub crawl? She's always been thin. So I ask, would she take ozyempic just because "everyone else is doing it"? She can't be that dumb, right?

Idk, but OP isn't fucking normal.

why are bong women so disgusting?

She's way too ugly to play Lara Croft. A bong actress playing Lara Croft needs to have a young Keira Knightley or Emily Blunt or Keeley Hawes type bong face not the council estate type bong face that Sophie Turner has.
t.Irish expert on bong women

inbreeding

oddly specific but yes

She was already pretty skinny, so it seems she got more toned and lost some weight. Seems natty to me.

Lara Croft wouldn't have shitty tattoos all over her body

ozempic kills muscle mass.

Certainly not
Probably Anavar + something else

Fair enough. But now you gotta laugh that she got jacked for a role that's not happening. Was probably gonna get breast enlargement before shooting as well. Damn.

We all know Sophie is a proud drug addict. So replacing cocaine/partying with steroids/working out is no big whoop.

Womb Raider

fatties stay hatin'

posting tumblr pictures and gossiping like a girl

Grandpa would be so proud.

It's not easy. Life sucks and food tastes good. Anon Babble's dietary "advice" is "Stop eating" and "put the fork down", which is easy for poorfags to say.

Meathead-ism is way too en vogue lately. Just a regression of all measures of attraction to the same sub/dom dog-level apex predator fetishization shit. Hot is hot but seeing all this gym lifestyle dreck all over reels is obnoxious especially being old enough to know what a fucking crybaby every single macho-type person really is.

It is easy though. Get your daily calorie number. Eat 500 less. Stay under that calorie number and the fat just goes away. Is it fast and you're going to lose 100lb in two weeks? No. But it literally is as easy as stop eating the tons of carbs and sugars they've tricked you into thinking is normal food to consume daily.

She knows her way around a needle.

yeah she might as well just go shirtless at this point haha

she'll just do the same as Maisie and wear fake tits

Dirty Dora

MOMMY ALERT
MOMMY ALERT

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MAISIE WON.
sexy fuck muppet

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why hasn't anyone bred Maisie yet?

is she last of us,,? sxy

Lara Croft.

by amazon

I’m trying

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It's not that simple, I did that for ~5 months and after losing ~5 kilos I plateaued and stopped losing weight for a couple of months until I added exercise

I ate around 11-1200 for a year and lost 50 lbs. It was long, but consistent progress. Never needed exercise to keep it going. Just stayed away from sweets and really fatty foods

How closely did you monitor your calories? Every fat fuck should get on myfitnesspall and log everything you eat. Don't use the foods already in the database because fat fuck retards put the wrong numbers in so you will end up eating way more than you meant to. Also don't list your exercise, that's extra credit, don't use it as an excuse to eat more.

I used nutritionix and all the database foods were accurate

all the database foods were accurate

Really? How does their database work can anyone submit stuff?

One of my earliest internet memories was 1998 or so finding a "The Search for the Next Lara Croft" website showing all the sexy models dressed as Lara

I just type in what brand, what food, portion size and it's usually in there. Then there are generic foods, or your own custom foods, and you can make a recipe if it's multiple foods.

Oh on mfp anyone can submit theirs so for every item there are like 20 fucked up ones with the wrong numbers so I have to submit my own for everything to keep it accurate.

If she wasn't rich and couldn't hire nannies she'd have pulled a Casey Anthony by now.

i like the angelina jolie tomb raider movies though

she looks nothing like lara, why they can't just use a jolie lookalike, use milla jovovich daughter maybe

It's not that simple, I did that for ~5 months and after losing ~5 kilos I plateaued and stopped losing weight for a couple of months until I added exercise

The less you weigh the less your caloric intake needs to be to continue to lose weight.
Plateauing just means you've hit maintenance calorie intake rate again.
So drop more calories out of your diet.

On a purely intake vs out level it really is that simple. If want to lose weight, eat less. If you aren't losing weight, then eat even less.
You could just exercise more instead, but the time investment isn't efficient. You need hours of exercise to burn off a few gluttonous moments in front of the fridge. The simplest method is just to eat less.

But simple isn't necessarily easy. Life does suck and a huge amount of people find a great deal of pleasure in food. Breaking that habit can be incredibly difficult. Letting yourself stay hungry when you have so much food available isn't easy. But you have to do it. Good luck to you.

whore

It doesn't seem like that's the whole story. It was a mutual decision where Jonas filed for divorce first, and he seemed to want full custody of the children but she later sued for and made it a shared arrangement

the only role she's suitable for is jk rowling in the inevitable biopic

The worst part is other people. The moment they suspect you're "starving yourself" or if you tell them you're intentionally dieting, they get like jealous, start guilt tripping, saying it won't last, start trying to make you eat all sorts of high calorie crap

and she has no tits

the first requirement should be tits and then worry looks

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wtf happened, 14-19 she was prime cunny.

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She’s gorgeous

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she's doing what for what

Because she literally wouldn’t stop partying

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He tried to make a hoe into a housewife

Human sperm can't fertilize goblin eggs.

there are only two acceptable tattoos. "mom" written on a banner over a heart, or a topless mermaid (navy only), and women getting tattoos is never acceptable
they're shit. your skin isn't a canvas, those doodles aren't art, if you want to remember something write a post it note and stick it on the fridge

Imagine what the tattoo artist smelled

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Rising from the ashes like a Phoenix!

Cheeky

why is that mother being such a bitch? god, fuck the english

tattoos

i'm tired of pretending these don't look like absolute shit 99% of the time.